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In the Matrix

Keanu Reeves

In the Matrix there is no razor

(Keanu Reeves)

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  1. jamieteevee says:

    Why are they allowing this useless rentboy to ruin The Day the Earth Stood Still? “This body is human” and this acting is Shatner.

    • sbd says:

      …this acting is Raymond Burr, more like.

      • Jim says:

        Burr could act but it was incredibly understated. Shatner is over dramatic at times but Reeves simply cannot act.

        • Stevie W says:

          I have seen Keanu Reeves deliver an amazing performance in only one scene.. In ‘Devil’s Advocate’ (with Al Pacino Charlize Theron) he goes beserk and distraught over his wife who has just killed herself. LOVE THAT MOVIE !

          At least that ONE scene …. and a very difficult scene I might add …. seemed vividly real.

          Otherwise yes, I have never seen him really act.

          • 9Squirrels says:

            Didn’t his girlfriend die in real life too? That probably helped give the scene the emotional charge it needed. Sounded like he’s been through the wringer a bit.
            I’ve got no complaints about the guy, the movies I watch of his tend not to be ones I expect a huge amount of acting in.

        • Elestren says:

          He can too act! But only if his costar is Alex Winter.

    • Stardrake says:

      No, no, NO! Shatner’s problem was TOO….MUCH,,,EMOTION!!!!

      Keanu wouldn’t know emotion if it bit him in the matrix….

  2. jamieteevee says:

    comments doesn’t work!

  3. ? says:

    screw the razor just use a paper bag

  4. Roehcai says:

    How in the world do I submit to this one! Evrything I make in the lolbuilder automatically goes to ICANHASCHEEZEBURGER! grrr..

  5. Stevie W says:

    Whoa ! Like I totally need to shave, dude !

  6. Stevie W says:

    Then why in the heck, doesn’t he just change his residual self-image and load the appropriate program ????

  7. nor is there any style. or comedy for that matter thanks alot 3 hours of bordom.

  8. Calla says:

    He wasn’t bad in ‘The Gift’, either. He looked a lot like he does here in that and played a pretty believable redneck. I still think he’s hot, and that’s why his career continues 20+ years on…

    Sweet bearded weirdo.

  9. Gail says:

    God, he looks ancient.

  10. TheAstromanaught says:

    Have any of you seen scanner darkly? that movie was great! and he was great in it!

  11. Lelo says:

    “Look ma, no talent!”

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  13. solo piano says:

    how true this is. the matrix is totally without razors…

    • HollowLord says:

      If he was really “The One” he could just go piss off a bunch of agents and shave with the bullets they shoot at him, deftly dodging just enough so they take off his beard hair.


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