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cookie monster is outraged!
Old picture is old~
Unfortunately it’s not an old pic… The Cookie Monster is now the Fruit Monster.. it’s really pretty sad
Cookie monster was my idol when I was a kid…. Oh, Cookie God… what have they done to ye?!
*Also cries* He just wants his cookies! Oatmeal… peanut butter… chocolate chip… *returns to sobbing*
No, no he’s not. See the snopes article in my name.
Thanks for the link!
I thought Elton John was the fruit monster.
Ha ha ha ha!! That’d slayed me.
He’s the FRUIT MONSTER?!!! WTF IS THIS, indeed!
WTF “the fruit monster” cookie monster ruled what have they don to the por thing…… =O
NOOOO he’s not!!! it’s a rrumor!
that would never ever EVER happen!!!
Totally. F*ing. BRILLIANT!!!!! XD XD XD
hahaha! I totally laughed out loud when I saw this. Seriously, how much of those cookies actually ended up in his mouth? Cookie always was a messy eater.
He doesn’t even swallow the freaking cookies…he just crumbles ‘em up and gets them all over the set…
captain obvious strikes again.
XD
“Unfortunately it’s not an old pic… The Cookie Monster is now the Fruit Monster.. it’s really pretty sad
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Wait..what? This political correctness crap has gone too far. He’s been the cookie monster for like….ever. Now he’s a f’ing “gatherer”? He don’t look to happy about it either.
No, he’s friggin’ not. Cookie Monster is still Cookie Monster. There’s an article on Snopes about it (linked under Orangutan’s name above).
Hell, his damn interview explains this thing out:
Cookie Monster: Me like fruit.
Matt Lauer: And there you have it. Cookie Monster likes fruit, and not cookies.
Monster: No! You members of the media blow story way out of proportion! Me still like cookies!
Lauer: Then why fruit?
Monster: Why not fruit? It delicious! And healthy. Me still eat cookies, like me world-famous for doing, but now me eat other things, too.
And he did have that “Healthy Food” Old School Run-DMC-style rap some years ago (circa 1988) where he extols fruits and veggies because “Me eat healthy food/ me am healthy dude”.
The “Fruit Monster?”
WTFH.
He’s only allowed to have cookies after he eats his fruits and veges first! It farking stupid!
No doubt. Kids are not stupid. I remember being a kid, watching Cookie Monster and thinking, “Cookie Monster is silly. He can’t have cookies all the time!” That’s the farking joke! Kids get it, they don’t need him saying ‘cookies are a sometimes food.’ Explaining the joke kills it.
Next they’ll have Bob singing, “Being a sexually repressed white homosexual man in a world of children and sock puppets is a sometimes thing”.
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Poor Cookie Monster can’t haz cookies cuz he iz on teh dietz. :’(
This totally made my day.
Hilarious but the eyebrows done in Paint kind of detract a bit.
That’s Cookie Monster after he gets diagnosed with diabetes…
I’m so glad I put my coffee down before looking at this one.
I have nothing relevant to add. I just @#(*&ing love this picture.
fads blow
EXACTLY!!!! He is COOKIE Monster. Let him eat cookies!!!
Does the person who did this caption……have more captions we can see????
Best. LOL. EVAR!.
This is like an actually funny RoflRazzi. Nice work!
OMG LOL
COOKIE MONSTER DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR BULLS***
To whoever made this caption:
AMEN!!!
uhoh cookie monster looks like hes going to have a blood sugar seizure
lol i laugh at this everytime but ive seen it on other websites too.
lmfaooo i love this pic. xD
LOLED SO HARD.
I think it ranks up there with they stealin’ my bucket.
YOU WIN.
Hit that nail right on the head and drove it deep in the wall.
AWESOME.
I actually haven’t laughed out loud all day till this.
Must be because of childhood obesity. However, changing the cookie monster to Fruit and vegetable monster isn’t going to make kids any less fat.
HAHAHAH!!! lol. I died!
wtf this is funny
hahhaahahah that look like my friend nancy
COOKIE MONSTER DOES NOT APPROVE.