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creeperators are standing by.
Wow.
Now that’s creepy.
But it should go on FailBlog.
Who in the hell is Vince Offer? Never ever heard of him in my life. But I’m not american, or in america…or on the same hemisphere. he certainly looks creepy though. Creeeeeeepy.
He’s on these commercials for something called the Sham Wow! – and yes, the ! is part of it. They’re some sorta super-shammy-cleaning-things. And he’s just waaaay too over-enthusiastic about selling these things. It’s like, the ultimate overdone infomercial. And that’s saying something.
I see, infomercial… that explains it all. Sham Wow! How bizarre. Gotta love that mic, too. It’s like he’s the Tony Robbins of polishing towels.
ShamWow is the last paper towel you’ll ever need! See that tsunami heading towards us? Bust out a ShamWow, and BAM!! You are a national hero!
Need a beach towel? Break out one sheet of ShamWow, and you will forget all about towels!
Say you spill some soda, and all you have near is a Vacuum and a ShamWow. Use the ShamWow, and it’s like the soda was never there!
Never expect to see Billy Mays selling ShamWow.
A moment of silence for the late great Billy Mays…
I don’t think he looks over-enthusiastic at all. I think he looks like the creepy guy in a dark alley asking me to sell my liver.
He was also the creator of “The Underground Comedy Movie”, which was undeniably horrible.
Oh. Hmm. I had no idea he did anything outside of those commercials. I was sorta hoping he’d never be allowed on screen again after that.
you keeping up with me, camera guy?
Win!
The Germans always make good stuff.
God, I love those commercials
BEWARE OF IMITATORS!
Funny, the product’s name suggests it is an imitation itself…
Sham
n.
1. Something false or empty that is purported to be genuine; a spurious imitation.
… or it could be short for shammy.
Here’s how to order!
It’s “chamois”, not “shammy”.
It actually, really, truly, IS a ripoff. Look up the ZorbEEZ. Same damn thing. Billy Mays sold it on an infomercial years ago.
My god, he looks like Stripe from the first Gremlins movie…
LOL!
No, he looks like the Scout from Team Fortress 2.
“If you call in the next 20 minutes…because we can’t do this all day”
HI BILLY MAYS HERE TELLING YOU TO NOT BUY CRAP FROM THIS GUY! BUY FROM ME, BUT ONLY IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS!
Damn I missed it. Billy Mays why are you always yelling at me in your commercials?
BECAUSE IT GRABS YOUR ATTENTION! BETTER THAN SHAMFAIL GRABBING LIQUIDS!
LOL
i hate that guy
He wears the mic throughout the entire commercial. I tried to figure out if he was cute but I cant get past the whole Ted Bundy serial killer look about him!
Yeah why does he wear that headset the entire time? Trying to look more important and believable fail.
Not being creepy… sold separately.
I like the Sham Wow guy, he reminds me of the Scout from Team Fortress 2.
Beat me to it!
Same here.
“BOINK! Sham-wow will BONK the soda right out of your carpet! YO DOC! CHECK OUT THIS TOWEL!”
Oh no!
Someone melted Jim Carey,
and gave him a yellow towel!
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Sham WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
I was JUST gonna say he looks like Jim Carrey! Freaky…
I think I bought some of these towels at a state fair,, years ago but they were not called Sham Wow ,,,They were called Shammys..so who is the imitator ,,,Those darn Germans ,,
I actually wanted to buy that…
ShamFAIL
The magical shamm that will solve ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!!!
I am rendered speechless by the creepiness. This dude looks like a damn cartoon of a creepy person. His eyebrows, his hands, his face, his posture…creepy.
Every time his commercial comes on I either walk out of the room or change the channel. Thank goodness for DVR, I can fast forward over his creepy @$$.
Sham FAIL……CREEEPPPPYYYY WIN
Creepy yes…. But not as creepy as Billy Mays.
That guy is probably what my ex will look like in 10 years, except with no teeth.
Thank Gob I am not the only one terrified of this guy.
is it just me or are is one of his eyes bigger and differently shaped than the other?
he looks like the TF2 scout
i dont know, it sells itself
“You’ll be sayin’ WOW every time!”
When you say it like THAT… yeah it gets a bit perverted…
You’ll be saying Wow everytime baby… give me a call within the next 20 minutes…
yea this commercial is creepy..whats even more creepier is that all the customer endorsements were done at the strawberry festival in my town.
i know right?!
He looks like a pirahna…
From my personal experience, Sham Wow! sucks. I spilt a beer and tried to clean it up with a Sham Wow ! and it didn’t remove the stain, at all. BTW Billy Mays sold the exact same thing (but bigger) called ZorbEEZ way before this guy started selling Sham Wow!
Beware of imitators my ass.
wow that guy freakin creeps me out. he is so ennoying. In the commercial looks like he just ate a jar of sugar he talks real fast.did you ever catch the part where he drips the cola and theres alot then they back up camera and its like two different scenes then there was just a little bit of cola to clean up. he is a total fake
creeperoni!
They should use these in the Gulf to clean up the spill.
This will be in my nightmares….