Comments on: not being creepy…

By: HarryPotterFan#1

HarryPotterFan#1 — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 00:34:53 +0000

This will be in my nightmares….

By: Proto

Proto — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:33:55 +0000

They should use these in the Gulf to clean up the spill.

By: Draco6slayer

Draco6slayer — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:26:14 +0000

A moment of silence for the late great Billy Mays…

By: solo piano

solo piano — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:01:20 +0000

creeperoni!

By: anonymus

anonymus — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:39:37 +0000

wow that guy freakin creeps me out. he is so ennoying. In the commercial looks like he just ate a jar of sugar he talks real fast.did you ever catch the part where he drips the cola and theres alot then they back up camera and its like two different scenes then there was just a little bit of cola to clean up. he is a total fake

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:41:06 +0000

From my personal experience, Sham Wow! sucks. I spilt a beer and tried to clean it up with a Sham Wow ! and it didn’t remove the stain, at all. BTW Billy Mays sold the exact same thing (but bigger) called ZorbEEZ way before this guy started selling Sham Wow!
Beware of imitators my ass.

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:34:58 +0000

It actually, really, truly, IS a ripoff. Look up the ZorbEEZ. Same damn thing. Billy Mays sold it on an infomercial years ago.

By: Lacey

Lacey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:46 +0000

He looks like a pirahna…

By: Vince Offer

Vince Offer — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:41:34 +0000

You’ll be saying Wow everytime baby… give me a call within the next 20 minutes…

By: marielleee. OCD. :]

marielleee. OCD. :] — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:49:34 +0000

i know right?!

By: misorad

misorad — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:13:21 +0000

yea this commercial is creepy..whats even more creepier is that all the customer endorsements were done at the strawberry festival in my town.

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:51:06 +0000

“You’ll be sayin’ WOW every time!”
When you say it like THAT… yeah it gets a bit perverted…

By: Tater

Tater — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:51:44 +0000

Yeah why does he wear that headset the entire time? Trying to look more important and believable fail.

By: hi

hi — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:47:36 +0000

i dont know, it sells itself

By: DUNNO

DUNNO — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:34:44 +0000

he looks like the TF2 scout

By: sunshine

sunshine — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:16:42 +0000

LOL
i hate that guy

By: Jen

Jen — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:15:23 +0000

is it just me or are is one of his eyes bigger and differently shaped than the other?

By: gamblin

gamblin — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:06:31 +0000

Thank Gob I am not the only one terrified of this guy.

By: SODAssault

SODAssault — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:24:22 +0000

Same here.

“BOINK! Sham-wow will BONK the soda right out of your carpet! YO DOC! CHECK OUT THIS TOWEL!”

By: April

April — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:55:35 +0000

That guy is probably what my ex will look like in 10 years, except with no teeth.

By: Mimi

Mimi — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:30:58 +0000

Creepy yes…. But not as creepy as Billy Mays.

By: Guy

Guy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:24:03 +0000

No, he looks like the Scout from Team Fortress 2.

By: Guy

Guy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:23:07 +0000

ShamWow is the last paper towel you’ll ever need! See that tsunami heading towards us? Bust out a ShamWow, and BAM!! You are a national hero!
Need a beach towel? Break out one sheet of ShamWow, and you will forget all about towels!
Say you spill some soda, and all you have near is a Vacuum and a ShamWow. Use the ShamWow, and it’s like the soda was never there!

Never expect to see Billy Mays selling ShamWow.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:04:36 +0000

I was JUST gonna say he looks like Jim Carrey! Freaky…

By: BILLY MAYS

BILLY MAYS — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:59:19 +0000

BECAUSE IT GRABS YOUR ATTENTION! BETTER THAN SHAMFAIL GRABBING LIQUIDS!

By: Dragonkitty

Dragonkitty — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:36:25 +0000

Sham FAIL……CREEEPPPPYYYY WIN

By: jluve82

jluve82 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:23:40 +0000

Every time his commercial comes on I either walk out of the room or change the channel. Thank goodness for DVR, I can fast forward over his creepy @$$.

By: But...

But... — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:08:05 +0000

It’s “chamois”, not “shammy”.

By: But...

But... — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:07:33 +0000

I am rendered speechless by the creepiness. This dude looks like a damn cartoon of a creepy person. His eyebrows, his hands, his face, his posture…creepy.

By: Marquizzo

Marquizzo — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:58:21 +0000

… or it could be short for shammy.

Here’s how to order!

By: The L

The L — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:17:15 +0000

I don’t think he looks over-enthusiastic at all. I think he looks like the creepy guy in a dark alley asking me to sell my liver.

By: Neard

Neard — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:11:06 +0000

Oh. Hmm. I had no idea he did anything outside of those commercials. I was sorta hoping he’d never be allowed on screen again after that.

By: rosekathleen

rosekathleen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:56:58 +0000

The magical shamm that will solve ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!!!

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:32:46 +0000

Beat me to it!

By: Sorsha

Sorsha — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:16:14 +0000

ShamFAIL

By: :D

:D — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:07:18 +0000

I actually wanted to buy that…

By: Dragonkitty

Dragonkitty — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:10:36 +0000

I think I bought some of these towels at a state fair,, years ago but they were not called Sham Wow ,,,They were called Shammys..so who is the imitator ,,,Those darn Germans ,,

By: NERF MATHAFAKA

NERF MATHAFAKA — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:57:36 +0000

Oh no!
Someone melted Jim Carey,
and gave him a yellow towel!
–
Sham WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:38:02 +0000

He was also the creator of “The Underground Comedy Movie”, which was undeniably horrible.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:14:14 +0000

Funny, the product’s name suggests it is an imitation itself…
Sham
n.
1. Something false or empty that is purported to be genuine; a spurious imitation.

By: Cipher

Cipher — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:52:24 +0000

I like the Sham Wow guy, he reminds me of the Scout from Team Fortress 2.

By: AngelMax

AngelMax — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:19:40 +0000

Not being creepy… sold separately.

By: Flossy

Flossy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:36:45 +0000

LOL!

By: Flossy

Flossy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:35:31 +0000

He wears the mic throughout the entire commercial. I tried to figure out if he was cute but I cant get past the whole Ted Bundy serial killer look about him!

By: Jackadoo

Jackadoo — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:18:18 +0000

Damn I missed it. Billy Mays why are you always yelling at me in your commercials?

By: Spazzmin

Spazzmin — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:05:35 +0000

I see, infomercial… that explains it all. Sham Wow! How bizarre. Gotta love that mic, too. It’s like he’s the Tony Robbins of polishing towels.

By: BILLY MAYS

BILLY MAYS — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:23:00 +0000

HI BILLY MAYS HERE TELLING YOU TO NOT BUY CRAP FROM THIS GUY! BUY FROM ME, BUT ONLY IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS!

By: Love that Vince

Love that Vince — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:19:56 +0000

“If you call in the next 20 minutes…because we can’t do this all day”

By: Neard

Neard — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:09:53 +0000

He’s on these commercials for something called the Sham Wow! – and yes, the ! is part of it. They’re some sorta super-shammy-cleaning-things. And he’s just waaaay too over-enthusiastic about selling these things. It’s like, the ultimate overdone infomercial. And that’s saying something.

By: drety68

drety68 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:42:30 +0000

Win!