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You hate me because I can look gay here and chicks won’t stop diggin me
(Johnny Depp)
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I dont find Johnny Depp attractive, actually.
Me neither
I do.
Wait, straight fail.
Lol…
Bizarrely, I do too.
Gay fail.
I iz gay. You iz FAIL.
Girly men do not attract men who like men.
Ashton Kutcher, nope.
Wisit from Top Deign, ladyboy extraordinaire, nope.
Tiny Tim, WTF!?! yuck.
Oh, and the Jonas Brothers.
I did carat in a wicked evil grin after that but the overlords at Cheez do not like a symbol that starts a command. Only they may command.
Can anybody else beat my score?
I only managed to count three FAILs in the above post.
Fabulous prizes to be won!
Actually, the post above that.
Ooops. Mini-fail.
Speak for yourself! I know plenty men who like girly men.
More romantic get ladyboy.
Explains a lot.
Heck, I’m straight and I think Depp is good looking.
Yeah, he is completely unremarkable imo. Also, Tim Burton is movie poison.
Taste fail.
O____O
Yes, I agree
Taste fail…
It’s JOHNNY DEPP! *swoons*
I do… <3 <3
neither do I
same here
HOW IS THAT F*ING POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! JOHNNY DEPP IS THE SEXIEST THING ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!
true that. not only is he an amazing actor, but i think he’s better looking than a lot of other actors *cough cough* robert pattinson *cough cough*
uGH He isn’t the least bit attraxtive
Holy crap!!! Siriously???? O_O
le swoon. it’s true.
Sometimes I have dreams of him as this character chasing me through that big room with the chocolate stream and waterfall, and we crash right in and make chocolate love for hours… *sigh*
Chocolate love? *masturbates*
Wow. This one is true, but not very funny. Ah well.
Johnny Depp is beautiful.
No, I hate you because you’re a French loving, American hating egotistical two faced bastard. You openly hate America, and moved to France because of it, but yet you come over here and make movies to take our money. THAT’S why I hate you.
haha i hate america too, which is why i’m moving to sweden.
maybe if you opened your eyes and looked around you’d see that america isn’t all it’s cut out to be.
– a born and bred american
Good luck with being universally hated in Europe. You’ll be back.
Not all europeans hate americans…..well atleast the few americans that show some intelligence.
Which would explain why I hear from Europeans on ICQ on a regular basis who are fascinated with America and want to visit here.
I’ve even met nice French people. Tourists. Visiting America. And who had manners.
And I’m from Australia so people forget us or laugh at our accents and tell us to “chuck anudder shrimp onda barrbeehhh!”
australians rule
Sif you wouldn’t go to France. From ANY other country.
Je l’aime
If it weren’t for the French, the U.S. would not exist. Why do you hate America?
That’s OK, I love the French enough for both of us. As I come from them, and all. What did you think Cajuns were, a cooking style?
Actually, Johnny Depp says that he doesn’t hate America. He actually likes America plenty. He doesn’t like the choices America has made, or the political . . . system (I’m not political-minded; can you tell?), but neither do 60% of the people who live in America! They’re just not famous, which means that you don’t get to hate them.
Besides, does this mean that you hate every actor not from the US who makes American movies?
*shrugs*
I love you, Johnny. I do, I do.
Willy Wonka as portrayed here, not so much. I’m a Sweeney kinda girl.
Hell yes!
Depp’s Sweeney Todd = Whoa man my pants just got tighter
OOOOO…..nobody else in my circle digs sweeney-but me likey…
Hate to argue but if Tim Burton were movie poison Johnny Depp wouldn’t be as rich as he is. And Johnny Depp is good-looking no matter how he’s made up, dressed or underessed for that matter. Just my opinion.
ROFLMFAO! That’s too f***ing true!!!!!!1!!!ONE XD
I prefer Gerard Butler. :p
Everybody loves OG
(That’s Opera Ghost for everyone who hastn’t seen the Phantom of the Opera)
I really like Gerard Butler in other roles, but give me Michael Crawford for PTO. Mmmm.
I actually prefer Gerard Butler in 300. He’s such a MAN. -drools-
After Captain Jack, I’m finding it hard to remember that this is J.Depp.
He’s hot.
His politics may sux.
You may or may not like his movies.
But the man is gorgeous.
Girls often like good-looking guys who are just a little gay/bi around the edges. It makes M/F/M threesomes more likely, or at least easier to imagine. It’s the same reason that guys fantasize about lesbians.
Mind you, having said that, I still like Gene Wilder’s Wonka better.
In a recent Rolling Stone Magazine, Robert Downey Jr. talks about having ‘made out’ with guys in the past. Can’t tell if he’s lying or not. What’s with that?
Totally unrelated to the picture or the caption, but…
mmmmm…Robert Downey Jr. making out with other men…8D As a straight woman who enjoys the thought of pretty men engaging in suggestive activities with other pretty men, that’s one of my favorite factoids about that man…I seriously squeed in glee the first time I heard it…XD
hehehehehehhehehehehe……*agrees*
Sorry this is so delayed.
I’ve heard quite a bit about RDJ being possibly bi. And I love bi guys, so that makes me very happy.
I totally agree with the caption Johnny Depp is definitely one to dig!!!! Besides his looks he can be anything and everyone which is why i dig him… He is an incredible actor! I’d do him…
Sad, yet true.
Sad, yet true.
I just imagibed that caption being said in Mr. Depp’s Willy Wonka voice and giggling after it.
Good caption!
I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!!! TIS TRUE!!!!
i agree with that
he always looks good
Sorry…. to busy drooling to read caption….LOL
why do people use the word “gay” like that? leave homosexuals alone!
so true Johnny Depp is sexyy
and a greta actor!
Jack Sparrow is the ONLY Depp character that doesn’t make me cringe. Depp is too weird to be handsome. As to the reason he lives in France – I saw one interview where he said it was to have a private life away from the paparazzi. Of course, any state in the union outside of California and NY could have offered him that. He liked France because of the peaceful countryside, but Iowa’s plenty peaceful, I hear. And the paparazzi can’t sneak up on you – not after stepping in a cow patty! Between the stench and the shluck-shluck of poo as they walk, you’ll know when they are near – and if you carry a camera with you, you can even give them a taste of their own medicine!! >:)
How can ppl not LUUUUUUUUUUV Johnny Depp???!!!!!
LIES! I -very openly- like women.
But I still like guys who look like girls. Cause they’re HAWT.
Hotter than you ever will be.
Yeah, I like guys that look like girls, rough tough macho guys, and oooh yeah, and girls that look like me…feminine, soft and gentle lipstick lesbians! Bi-pride, lol. JDepp is sooooo hot, though. Don’t be hating ya’ll.