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Johnny Depp

You hate me because I can look gay here and chicks won’t stop diggin me

(Johnny Depp)

What other children’s tales should Johnny Depp and Tim Burton remake? (via BestWeekEver.tv)

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  1. Anne Nona Myss says:

    I dont find Johnny Depp attractive, actually.

  2. keli says:

    le swoon. it’s true.

  3. slaphappy says:

    Sometimes I have dreams of him as this character chasing me through that big room with the chocolate stream and waterfall, and we crash right in and make chocolate love for hours… *sigh*

  4. Turtleducks says:

    Wow. This one is true, but not very funny. Ah well.
    Johnny Depp is beautiful.

  5. fasfan says:

    No, I hate you because you’re a French loving, American hating egotistical two faced bastard. You openly hate America, and moved to France because of it, but yet you come over here and make movies to take our money. THAT’S why I hate you.

    • stef says:

      haha i hate america too, which is why i’m moving to sweden.

      maybe if you opened your eyes and looked around you’d see that america isn’t all it’s cut out to be. :)

      – a born and bred american

    • Columbina says:

      Sif you wouldn’t go to France. From ANY other country.
      Je l’aime

    • Dana says:

      If it weren’t for the French, the U.S. would not exist. Why do you hate America?

      That’s OK, I love the French enough for both of us. As I come from them, and all. What did you think Cajuns were, a cooking style?

    • Forestwater says:

      Actually, Johnny Depp says that he doesn’t hate America. He actually likes America plenty. He doesn’t like the choices America has made, or the political . . . system (I’m not political-minded; can you tell?), but neither do 60% of the people who live in America! They’re just not famous, which means that you don’t get to hate them.

      Besides, does this mean that you hate every actor not from the US who makes American movies?

      *shrugs*

  6. dragona says:

    I love you, Johnny. I do, I do.

    Willy Wonka as portrayed here, not so much. I’m a Sweeney kinda girl.

  7. s57sunny says:

    Hate to argue but if Tim Burton were movie poison Johnny Depp wouldn’t be as rich as he is. And Johnny Depp is good-looking no matter how he’s made up, dressed or underessed for that matter. Just my opinion.

  8. IchibodCrane says:

    ROFLMFAO! That’s too f***ing true!!!!!!1!!!ONE XD

  9. Anne Nona Myss says:

    I prefer Gerard Butler. :p

  10. ClickClickNow says:

    After Captain Jack, I’m finding it hard to remember that this is J.Depp.

  11. 3steps says:

    He’s hot.

    His politics may sux.
    You may or may not like his movies.
    But the man is gorgeous.

  12. drb says:

    Girls often like good-looking guys who are just a little gay/bi around the edges. It makes M/F/M threesomes more likely, or at least easier to imagine. It’s the same reason that guys fantasize about lesbians.

    Mind you, having said that, I still like Gene Wilder’s Wonka better.

    • ClickClickNow says:

      In a recent Rolling Stone Magazine, Robert Downey Jr. talks about having ‘made out’ with guys in the past. Can’t tell if he’s lying or not. What’s with that?

      • Hellsingmongrel says:

        Totally unrelated to the picture or the caption, but…

        mmmmm…Robert Downey Jr. making out with other men…8D As a straight woman who enjoys the thought of pretty men engaging in suggestive activities with other pretty men, that’s one of my favorite factoids about that man…I seriously squeed in glee the first time I heard it…XD

      • peachy says:

        Sorry this is so delayed.
        I’ve heard quite a bit about RDJ being possibly bi. And I love bi guys, so that makes me very happy.

  13. Kezz says:

    I totally agree with the caption Johnny Depp is definitely one to dig!!!! Besides his looks he can be anything and everyone which is why i dig him… He is an incredible actor! I’d do him…

  14. Lorelie says:

    Sad, yet true. :D

  15. Lorelie says:

    Sad, yet true. :D

  16. Fotini says:

    I just imagibed that caption being said in Mr. Depp’s Willy Wonka voice and giggling after it.
    Good caption!

  17. Kim says:

    I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!!! TIS TRUE!!!!

  18. Fay says:

    LIES! I -very openly- like women.

    But I still like guys who look like girls. Cause they’re HAWT.

    Hotter than you ever will be.

    • Shannon says:

      Yeah, I like guys that look like girls, rough tough macho guys, and oooh yeah, and girls that look like me…feminine, soft and gentle lipstick lesbians! Bi-pride, lol. JDepp is sooooo hot, though. Don’t be hating ya’ll.

  19. Catherine says:

    i agree with that
    he always looks good

  20. Keaydee says:

    Sorry…. to busy drooling to read caption….LOL

  21. solo piano says:

    why do people use the word “gay” like that? leave homosexuals alone!

  22. Say_Whaa? says:

    so true Johnny Depp is sexyy ;) and a greta actor!

  23. Anonymous says:

    Jack Sparrow is the ONLY Depp character that doesn’t make me cringe. Depp is too weird to be handsome. As to the reason he lives in France – I saw one interview where he said it was to have a private life away from the paparazzi. Of course, any state in the union outside of California and NY could have offered him that. He liked France because of the peaceful countryside, but Iowa’s plenty peaceful, I hear. And the paparazzi can’t sneak up on you – not after stepping in a cow patty! Between the stench and the shluck-shluck of poo as they walk, you’ll know when they are near – and if you carry a camera with you, you can even give them a taste of their own medicine!! >:)

  24. JuliaDepp111 says:

    How can ppl not LUUUUUUUUUUV Johnny Depp???!!!!!


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