I don’t remember ordering Crabs for dinner.
(Paris Hilton)
What’s that smell? (via BestWeekEver.tv)
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first!
With Paris Hilton, you’d be about 93rd. First was a long number of years ago.
Lol!
and still i would do her………
I’d poke her with something…
Depends on the smell as to what I’d use.
EEEEWWWWWWW that would be like doing a used Kleenex
More like a used bucket. The Kleenex is too tight.
Having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog into a STD ridden grand canyon.
And if she was in your room naked asking you to do her your pants would fly off so fast the Flash would be impressed. Unless your a straight girl or a gay dude and even then you might turn.
so true.
Amazying how many think they would even have a chance to turn her down. Has enough class to cause this much jealousy, sad how people complain about what they can not touch…
exactly. They say they wouldn’t want to, but if it was any of those guys on the other end of that table they would not be able to pull of their pants with their boner.
I agree with bowman, weather you like it or not, she has a body. And a quite yummy one at that. I can imagine getting into bed with her, think of all the dirty tricks she probably knows >:)
Ultimate hilariouty!
93 seems low…
Ewww, just another reason why she’s a waste of press time.
Waste of human flesh is more like it. What has she done to earn her oxygen today?
you win +5 internets for being amazing…
ROFL!! Good one
I don’t remember ordering stupid spoiled whore for dinner.
(Credit to Trey Parker & Matt Stone)
ROFLOIL
oh so funny and true!
Yikes, she looks like a blonde serpent!
I ordered crabs. Please.
Do you think she’s really as stupid as she appears to be or is it an act?
She looks good in a bikini, so it doesn’t matter how smart she is.
Wow. It looks like most people on here think she is ugly due to the lack of brain capacity not weight.
I’d rather be stuck with an “ugly” smart person than a “pretty” vapid, stupid spoiled whore in a broken elevator for two reasons: one, the smart person could figure a way out and two, the SSW’s crab smell would overwhelm me and cause me to pass out. Passed out in an elevator is no way to go through life.
Oh and Paris looks like she was hit by a Buick – her face always has the same expression.
Some people really don’t get it..
There was a South Park episode that covered this.
i really dont see why this is considered “hot” this is not the natural shape of a womans body.. we’re SUPPOSED to be curvey i have no idea where or why this whole looking like a skeletor thing suddenly became attractive…seriously im proud to be curvey and no im not fat either but id rather look the way i do than be nothing but skin and bones
Pretty sure she’s as stupid as she appears to be. No one can be that stupid on purpose for so long.
it looks like she has a cold sore, too…
Like wow man. 21st century job description: Professional Slut. Ginchy, baby, the ginchiest.
Slutty but still hot…No thanks on the crabs though.
i dont get it and dont tell me wat it means cause i dont wanna know k ;P
Hey…….. with her Momma and her family money backing her she’d be financially successful at most anything. Not thru brain-power but success can be bought. She’s actually an insult to American women.
damn right.
As long as she didn’t speak, I still would.
Oh, great. Now I’ll have to figure out how to somehow boil the table. That’s just great.
Just throw the damn thing out. Her snatch is like that critter in Alien that has acid for blood.
OMG i am lovin that comment you have it spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With all that money she should just get a brain transplant whenever it becomes possible. -_-
now ur talking!!!!
Please let that not be a pun.
LOL… every comment here has me rolling! Great one!
OMG! Every one of you that thinks she is hot are CRAZY!!!!!
She is so prissy and moody and stuck up and snotty. I would know because I met her!!!!!!
We’re entitled to our own opiniion and if she asked anyone in here to do her their pants would be off faster than you can say “Hell yeah”
I wouldn’t call her ‘ugly’, but ‘shallow’ and ‘whore’ come to mind. Every skinny celebrity is got so thin by:
A: They work their ass off at the gym
B: An eating dissorder
C: Plastic surgery
D: Some do it by brest-feeding
E: They’re a vegatetian
F: Some “miracle diet” that only works for them
Oh, and if you’re vegetarian you’re either gay, or you’re a PETA activist. (Also gay)
And for all of you who want to do her, it would probably suck anyway. There is probably no more tread left on the tires, it would be like throwing a hotdog through a hallway.
I’ll still do her as well.
She may not have ordered crabs, but she’s still getting them!
I never say this, but…
Oh, SNAP!
Have some class, Paris. I think she looks pretty in this picture, even though she looks a bit airbrushed. But still, the pose screams “I am a tramp!”
Honestly, how do you guys think she’s hot? I’m only 180 but I feel like if i tried to hit that it’d snap in half. I personally like a little meat on my women.
(i say a little, that doesn’t mean I want some three hundred pound chick)
Is it being suggested that you are planing on eating her?
One Word: Photoshop.
lmfao that’s hilarious … and so true!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
lol j-just lol.
…other than that.
Oh. Well, YA GOT ME.
You would do her in .5 seconds, assuming you ever got the chance. Which you won’t. I’m just saying.