
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
Making metal look gay since 1999
(Synyster Gates)
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD
Making metal look gay since 1999
(Synyster Gates)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: COBHC666
First waffles
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Spade is my baby cakes
fifth
and avenged sevenfold isnt gay, they always say no homo kthxbai
If i put my weenie on a keyboard it would go from A to Z
Are you retarded or something….look where A and Z are on a keyboard
Flame of the Week Win for Superbeast!
fail..
come on, we know it now alright
Before I rant about this picture I’ll start by saying that superbeast only burned himself as r3pro was quoting an old failblog entry and knows exactly where the a and z are located. In fact it was a joke. ANYWAYS. I’m now completely done with anything affiliated with this website for multiple reasons; stereotyping is one of this websites last attempt at humor, Obama sucks, Dane Cook rocks, Tokyo Hotel is awesome, and AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS THE BEST BAND THAT EVER LIVED! >: O
okay I’m done.
lol
It’s okay to listen to real metal. It’s not “Satan Music” as your parents would call it. It actually has what we adults call “Talent”
Seriously, 99% of all bands spurted out by The United States of America have as much talent as a quadriplegic dog missing half of its skull.
lol
Hey now, that’s not very nice to the dog; no reason to hate on disabled dogs…
nah most of them have less talent like the johnas brothers
Unlike the Jonas* Brothers, they didn’t have their 5 seconds of fame and die out. Also, I may add that Avenged Sevenfold writes ALL of their songs, unlike the Jonas Brothers who have someone write most of them for them. The members of a7x are actually musically inclined. Want an amazing example? Go and listen to “Warmness on the Soul”. Matt Shadows composed this amazing composition. The Jonas Brothers would never be able to write that well. It has amazing technique, melody and rhythm. So before going and posting crap about someone’s musical abilities, maybe you should look into it before trolling.(: I’m sorry if I’m using words you can’t comprehend! You were probably like 13! And according to this picture, Synyster Gates is gay.. When in reality, he and the lead singer, Matt Shadows, are both happily married to gorgeous twin women. Synyster gates is also probably more attractive than you, along with whoever made this retarded picture. <3
That is all
Are you f**king retarded? Most of Avenged Sevenfold isn’t metal. It’s a little something called Hard Rock and they also do Metal-core. Get your facts straight before you insult something.
I SECOND YOU!
Tokio Hotel IS awesome!
=)
but you must admit, they look like girls, pretty girls, but girls
Through the eyes of the dead/Arch Enemy/DethKlock
Hatebreeder/Sworn Enemy/
Just a few of the bands that own A7X in brutality.
Whoever said a good metal band was sheer brutality?
Avenged Sevenfold IS one of the best bands ever. People, specifically men, are just jealous because: 1) The band is made up of very good looking men and 2) The band is extremly talented
Not to mention, if you see their girlfriends and still think that they’re gay, you’re either blind, mentally handicapped, or gay yourself. Their girlfriends are smoking!
yes thank you ^^^^
Hell ya. Whoever made this pic WILL burn in hell. Syn is amazing
yes he is!
nice and true.
yes!!!!!! i agree
ROFL! PWND!!! LOL!
I think that was the joke nimrod.
he is just being truthful on his size
fail, pervert.
not on an azerty keyboard…
haha
thats tiny !
A and Z are right next to each other lol
wow that is small!!!!
8th =D
waffles,
9th and on 10th im done =D
=D im a 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th AND 10th comment hippie-douche =D
Oh come on, metal’s looked gay since at least the mid 80s.
I’m inclined to talk off the “look” in this caption even.
Since Spandex was created and guys put on eyeliner. I AM gay and I couldn’t wear half that sh*t.
Exactly! Just look at Motley Crue and Poison.
Yeah, and then you have guys like Devin Townsend that make it look straight again.
WIN! on mentioning Devin Townsend. SYL is awesome!
so true vervain…
many metal bands from the 80s look like drag queens
Mmhmmm.. Just look at Manowar’s early album covers.. Geeyh
Okay, I’m going to step in on this one.
Avenged Sevenfold is my favourite band, but this is pretty funny.
The only reason I find it funny, though, is because Avenged Sevenfold don’t even consider themselves metal. They have all types of genres throughout their music.
They’re influenced by a lot of metal bands, yes. But, they’re also influenced by country music, hip hop, and even a lot of Elvis Costello and Frank Sinatra music.
Maybe Synyster Gates has made metal look gay, but that’s just because Synyster’s feminine. End of story. :]
Avenged Sevenfold is a rubbish band.
I second that…..
Never heard ONE good sound come out of them…..
then you sir are deaf
Then, good sir, you should try listening to some of their songs.
Well that’s good cause the metal community doesn’t consider them metal either :p
anna afterlife – i agree… pretty funny.. and they’re one of my fave bands too…
oh and “ian”… STFU!!… “destin” too…
lol… yay for the people that comented about the “gay look” xDD lol (i’m not gay tho… ROFLMAO LOL… copter… yeah… allergies…) xDD
I’m sorry, should I not be complimenting my favorite guitarist? Didn’t know that was a bad thing…
true true but there the best ever.!
Synyster’s also a bloody ridiculous guitarist
As true as that is… doesn’t change the fact that his band sucks ass and that he looks douchey.
have any of u actually listened to how ridiculously epic this band is? i hope u all burn in Hell for what you’ve said! (except for the ppl on the same side as me :])
you tell them.
Judas Priest has been making metal look gay since the 70s.
“Judas Priest has been making metal (actually) gay since the 70s.”
>fixed
I would argue that Judas Priest was actually making gay look METAL!
lmao
Hell yes, Judas Priest is so kickass, i think it’s incredibly stupid if you think otherwise based on the fact that Rob Halford is gay.
IMAO to all the above thread!
whats with the motivators? these are NOT LOLs!!!!
Yeah, that’s what I was going to ask. Whole different meme (and a meme that’s generally badly misused too).
So, exactly what’s the matter with looking gay?
It’s been suiting me fine for 48 years!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
BWAHAHAHHA!
Avenged is the best band to come out in a very long time. If you need proof, go see them live or watch Live in the LBC.
I’ve seen them live and the are amazing! Def one of my favorite bands. but who the F%$@ cares what this dumbass thinks they look like.. their music is great and they are very talented.. as for considering them metal.. again who cares.
the loser that made this was probably listening to Elton John or village people..
Actually they were probably listening to something like Slipknot, who they think actually has talent, and felt like whining about bands that they don’t think are “hardcore” enough because they don’t scream incoherently.
(just to clarify: I’ve never heard or seen Avenged Sevenfold before. And I do enjoy Slipknot, despite their lack of talent)
What do you mean Slipknot has “lack of talent”?
I think they’re good.
that is realy harsh the only gay guy round here is the dumbass who made that poster avenged sevenfold are great =)
I have when they came down to CPRfest one year. I wasn’t impressed. And I only went there to get drunk off my ass and try to walk home.
Sure, he MIGHT be a good guitarist and all, and the band MIGHT play their instruments well, but the music they produce sucks.
he looks like johnny depp. someone should submit it to TLL. I would but I don’t know how.
not gay… funny… but not gay. =(
I dunno… I don’t think it looks THAT gay.
I’m just glad I’m too young to have had to live through the era of glam metal.
a7x rules
THANK. YOU.
A7X has one good album- the second one. Other than that, they SUCK. I [and most people] wouldn’t bother to say that if they and their fans called them metal. A7X is NOT metal, and the fact that they’re trying to be is why many people in the metal community think they they are that horrible.
Glam metal is not the only kind of metal, mind you. They are literally gay, that’s true.
Also figures that the name of the submitter is COBHC666…haha.
WIN
who?
*sigh*
Just another outlet to bash a certain type of “gay” music. Is it really necessary?
Really? I get enough of that on UG (ultimate-guitar) forums. I don’t need more.
Can’t we just take a lesson form Hendrix and love all music together and have peace? (I already know the answer to that lolololz)
And “metal” looked “gay” way before A7X ever started. Has anyone ever heard of the 1980s?
Well, that’s only because the 80s in general looked gay. Not just metal bands.
Although the glam metal bands looked about twice as gay as the 80s (GnR, Poison), there were still good metal bands (Maiden and Sabbath for example) who only looked as gay as the times, no more.
Why did the person have to use “gay” too? He couldn’t use “ridiculous”? wouldn’t a simple “A7X AND SYNYSTER SUCK PEEN MY BAND IS WAY HARDER!!!1!1!!1!” have been sufficient?
I think I’m done now.
Whoever wrote this is obviously jelous of A7X’s ability to get any women they want… Ever seen thier girlfriends? Ya, I have.
Oh and BTW, A7X fans like me tend to be pretty damn protective of thier band, so you better watch your back when walking at night. Kthxbai.
A7X is less gay with every new album, they rock more and more. And even if they were all gay, it doesn’t matter, Freddy Mercury was gay too and he was a steaming pile of success and win…
XD
Trufax!!
I have a friend who thinks they’re the best band ever and she never shuts up about Syn and Zacky and slash-fics containing the two T_T
This made laugh so much I nearly fell off the couch!
Syn’s hot. Deal with it. My fave band in the world.
A7X is awesome that pic fails.
Avenged Sevenfold has to possibly be the best band live I have heard. Been to three of their concerts and my favorite band of all time. Apparently the rest of you who say they suck think they can change other people’s views. Your opinion doesn’t matter. Possibly neither does mine. I was a fan since Sounding the Seventh Trumpet and I am happy for it. I love their music, I think it is amazing, and Synyster Gates is one amazing guitarist. If you don’t like it, Oh well. They aren’t metal either as stated above in numerous comments, they are a blend of a lot and their music is quite amazing in my opinion. I’m betting half of you who hate A7X are Studioforce fans too :l Fail.
I agree. Best band ever.
The picturee fails to make me laugh.
Pfft, if you knew anything about avenged sevenfold you would know..number 1 they like girls
and number 2 they aren’t metal.. and have never have been. get your facts down dumb asses
oololloolololololol, avenged sevenfold metal? go listen to some slayer posers
WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GAY!!! synyster gates is not gay nor is he ugly and he plays awesome guitar.avenged sevenfold is so freakin awesome its almost unreal.
1. I listen to the band and I don’t find them OR myself being hardcore, or thinking I am either.
2. Explain to me, how are they the worst band ever? What are they doing ‘wrong’?
3. What do YOU listen to? Hopefully not Slipknot, or Korn. Because thats way to hardcore for us metal fans.
avenged are power metal yooh cant really get any heavier than that…
And may I remind you who is getting paid over a million dollars a year….?
ph. so is Paris Hilton.
Whatever. Avenged Sevenfold is amazing. those posers Dragonforce are the ones that deserve this. They even speed up their music since they can’t actually play it that fast! -_- call me crazy, but I call that a failure.
And don’t even get me started on how much better the Reverend is in comparison to the average metal drummer.
avenged sevenfold = best band ever.
Avenged Sevenfold isn’t gay! Your gay!
Amen
Avenged Sevenfold was the first metal/rock band I liked. I went as Syn for Halloween last year hahah.
And, despite me liking A7X, i also like heaver bands too. So see, you can like them and heavy bands at the same time
A7X started sucking when they made City of Evil… so this caption pretty much equals win.
A7X PWNS!!!!!
Avenged sevenfold makes metal look gay?
Seriously, avenged sevenfold has nothing to do with real metal…
Syn makes me wet.
Avenged Sevenfold rocks I like the songs Girl I know and Unholy Confessions.
lawls @ everyone getting their panties in a knot.
Music is based on opinion so you can’t go around saying they’re the worst band ever as if it’s a fact.
I agree with the person who said we should all learn to love music.
then again inteernetz b de place fer haet
I rather like this band though. The picture made me lol. The caption didn’t cause it’s irritating how ‘gay’ is used as a derogative term.
lolol the picture made me laugh though.
Erm, sorry to burst your bubble, but bands like Alice Cooper, Quiet Riot, Judas Priest, etc have ALL been making metal look gay since it got its start in the late sixties.
Haha, really, who do you think had studded leather first, metalheads or homos?
Not that it’s a bad thing.
He looks a bit like a goth eminem in that pic.
lol yeah, he kinda does…^-^
I love avenged… but this is funny, even they would agree
but avenged sevenfold isnt gay..
and im willing to bet they can kick the crap out of any other band
amen chickee
WTF? Avenged sevenfold rules most of the bands out there, who cares how they look? its like motley crue was that manly..
Avenged Sevenfold is NOT metal.
uhh, are you stupid? A7x is mix between punk, hard rock and SOME alternative; which makes up their metal.
Well, I will say that they aren’t metal, more of a punkish vibe, but Slipknot could crush ‘em…
Don’t get me wrong, A7x is an..okay band, but still…
>.>
Slipknot has 9 members.. 3 drummers…. and a… DJ… A7x has a better background with classical style, which always leads to the greater artists. Slipknot’s vocalist also doesn’t have proper technique. I am not suggesting that they are a bad band or anything, I’m just stating that Avenged has a bit more of musical ability
I’m confused, since when did the colour of your skin have any effect whatsoever on your knowledge and understanding of music?
… Or maybe I’m missing something here>< is there a double meaning?
Avenged Sevenfold is the best band alive.
Yur gay.
Avenged Sevenfold is not gay -.-
they got the greatest music EVER!
A7X gay? some1 forgot the pills I guess.
Why can’t you whiners just ignore or laugh at a statement they don’t like… Or have a real discussion with their friends instead of PWND!!1!!OMFGing the internet
super fail you have an old picture of him you gayy.
A7X kicks ASS. If you want to listen to gay music, listen to the Jonas Brothers or Lady Gaga. If you want talent, try A7X, AC/DC or Metallica.
now thats not very nice
…….prey tell how can you put Avenged Sevenfold in the same class as AC/DC and Metallica…? That just makes my brain hurt ….
HEY!!! not right!! making metal look kick ass…. at least its not gayer than the jonas brothers….
mmm… i hate that too, but how this and that connect i fail to see
Dude. Avenged Sevenfold is amazing. How could you say they make metal gay? Tokio Hotel is gayer than ne band, including backstreet boys.
A7X is one of the best bands that are out there. this person who has no life to put something so absurd about them must be a complete loser. I don’t think he/she has any talent that is even remotely 1/16 of what A7X has…I’d like to see this loser come up with anything better…now that would be rotflmao! ZiNg! Avenged is the best!
they still kick ass don’t they? they didn’t sell out, they just have a bigger audience…they still make tons of money, and you still are just sitting there hating, when you can be appreciating the music…now thats a loser for you. Instead of looking at labels, why don’t you just kick back, turn up the knob and listen to the amazing vocals, drums, bass, and guitars of Avenged….
P.S. if you don’t like them…well its ok because you don’t matter…and with that…you can go and screw a cactus & sit on a glass cylinder you label havin biznatch :]…this is comin from an american indian chick…woop woop!
get a life!! seriously, if you dont like avenged , then simple you dont need to waste you time making an lol about it!
and also, if you hate them that much, then how do you know when they were became a band?
i love Avenegd Sevenfold and have for about 2 1/2 years now and they are a LOT better than most bands out there (jonas brothers tokio hotel and other crap)
i mean became :/ without the were part :L
huh, what is the reference to GAY yet again for?
what a loser. u are jus jealous of a7x
Ohk seriously this is just a bad picture of Syn playing the guitar, which he does quite well. If you like the band you do, if you don’t then you don’t. And if you honestly don’t like them you wouldn’t be wasting your time making this crap. I love Avenged Sevenfold. They are amazing. I don’t think they are metal, but no music can be defined. Everything has its own unique qualities.
He looks like he’s sucking on a —
yes TICK, that is the joke
GAY GAY AVENGED SEVENFOLDS DRUMMER JUST DIED YOU ASS HOLES YOU SHOULD ALL DIE IN A HOLE THEY ARE A GREAT BAND
YES. You tell em.
Nothing can make metal look gay… unless maybe if the Jonas Brothers suddenly decided to play metal……
My sympathies to all the intelligent commentors on this thread who have to put up with things like “ur gay” and people behaving as though their taste in music is written law.
Also, try not to type in caps. It doesn’t make me suddenly fall over with the sparkling wit or deep intellectualism that I’m sure you’re trying to attain by bashing other commentors’ tastes.
My heart goes out to the family of the drummer, but that doesn’t exactly authorize you to descend to their level, indignity on the band’s behalf or not.
What would your mothers say?
P.S.- I’m perfectly well aware I’ve let myself in for a flood of hate mail over this.
Finally someone with a degree of intelligence.
And look at them now! You guys went to the same school, and they are now a hell of a lot more successful then you are. You can call ‘em losers all you want, but uh…just remember who it is that’s working 9 to 5 for $12 an hour, and who’s touring the world, being paid for doing something they love.
dude,imma A7X fan…all though light humor twards a band is ok…this is just offencive…Syn,Zacky,M.,Jonny,and even The Rev(R.I.P) would be severly offended and mad…A7X 4EVER!!!
a7x is the best band ever so deal with it… i hate all u haters that say other wise. im in a band as well and unlike you guys i know how hard it is to actually deal with your band, notes, personal life and evrything else. i play guitar and drums….. R.I.P. Rev
change the is to (will) please
look up my band its call ( Deserve Eternal Afterlife In Hell.) or otherwise known as D.E.A.T.H
doesn’t Deserve Eternal Afterlife In Hell spell D.E.A.I.H? not D.E.A.T.H?
now all u guyz i have to say somethin to. i as well like a7x and i think that u guyz should just shut down this website . cuz a7x is funny when they want to be, they r an amazing band and u all jelos. im pretty sure if u guyz were even wanted in this life for someone to call you and ask u if you want to join a band,even a7x, you would say. YES. cuz ur all hipocrites!!!!!!!!!
especially a7x u would say yes. ud be like… definitely r u joking! i luv this band. and i have no life so i would join whatever!
avenged sevenfold is not gay in fact they are to hot to be gay so there you go!!!
not cool people, not cool….A7X is great. leave them alone. if your gonna make fun of someone, make fun of the jonas brothers. please, i would help with that one.
YES! When I saw this on Google Images, I was pissed. Then I saw your comment and I smiled.
ok avenged sevenfold is one of the greatest bands of all time metal haterrrrrrr
Avenged Sevenfold, and Slipknot are very similar in terms of fanbase. They all consist mainly of people who are extremely and intensely possessive towards the band, and who feel that any insult to the band is on par with a obscene insult directed at their mother. That is why metal fans dislike them.The bands make metal look bad. You and I may know they are not metal, but does your average joe know that?
i lold, im a huge a7x fan, and i lold. they do have huge individual talent, but they look like they stole axel roses clothes. and there not metallica, slayer, or megadeth metal, but they are great
who ever made this. knows nothing about music. 1 the’re not a metal band. so get your facts strait. and they’ll kick any metal bands ass in every thing they do. plus i cant spell
Funny thing is….most people say they hate it…because their friends don’t like them. So they don’t even listen to them. Stupid super douches.
August Burns Red
Making metal awesome… since the beginning of time.
Metalcore suck, except Lamb of God because the lead singer has some balls.
This band rock harder then ALOT of bands screw the people who dislike Avenged ( those who agree with me i respect you )
Okay, Avenged Sevenfold is awesome! They have some metal songs (have you heard the first two albums?) Now they are hard rock but they have songs from other genres to. For all of you that say Slipknot could kick their asses obviously don’t know that they are on tour with Corey Taylor. Synester Gates sings in the band too, thats obviously what he is doing and I’d like to see and of you play half as good as he can. Just Sayin’. I saw them live and they are amazing! Avenged Sevenfold is my favourite band (and metal does not mean screamo, screamo is not metal it is screamo) Get your facts straight before you start bashing bands!
Avenged Sevenfold is one amazing band. Their not gay. The only person who’s gay is the person who made this picture.
and deserve to burn in hell, just saying..
Avenged Sevenfold are amazing !!!! one of the best bands ever!!! and their not gay Synster Gates is married to a girl called Michelle ugh people are annoying!
ARE YOU ON CRACK?!
i personally think a7x is awesome saw them live in las cruses nm in 09 and i was totaly blown away, and i plan on seeing them live again when they come to la crosse wi. and his dad is a pretty damn good guitar player too ^__^
This is ridiculous, a7x is an amazing band, they have some of the most varying styles in the own little genre. and this is the truth each member is more talented than anyone on this site, so there is no real reason for these comments. Eg. Johhhny Christ is a sick bassist, in his own right. but syn is just amazing. He is in his own class, up there with Hendrix and Page, but the qualirt of the stuff he is performing is increasing, such as the new album, with songs like welcome to the family and nightmare.
And synyster gates is not gay!
not now
not ever
unless he comes out of the closet
which would not change the band in any way or form
it’s not metal, you motherf****
I don’t mean any disrespect, but I hope you are buried alive.
Hey, I can’t live in here for another day darkness has kept the light concealed, grim as ever, hold on to faith as I did another grave mean while the mice endure the wheel, real as eve, and I’m chained like a slave, trapped in the dark, slammed all the locks, death calls my name and it seems I’ve been buried alive!! haha You sir, just made my day.
THIS IS VERY DISAPPOINTING. synsyter gates is my best friend<3
Jealousy is an ugly word
Just a little lyric for all you haters
AVENGED OWN <3
But you don’t seem to care!! XD
OHHHHHH F**K NO.
I CAN AND WILL DESTROY YOU.
who ever posted this is f**king retarted and wouldn’t know good music if it was blasting in their ears…… because they are stupid and should be mad to where a sign that says I’m a moron so don’t waste your time.
first of all , avenged sevenfold isnt metal genius they are alternative and you must be tone deaf…and the only one that’s gay here is the maker of this image
The person who posted this is a douche & should be shot. I know that’s wrong, but Syn is wicked awesome & so is the rest of the band. Who ever says other wise should be shot too
Ok…..almost all of you suck!!!!!!! A7X it may not be metal but is one of the best bands of the hole f**king world……..the guy that said that his pennis is from a to z is stupid……Slipknot is awesome too one of my bfavorite bands and they have lots of talent…….Ohhh and A7X is not gay they have awesome f**king hot looking women sou anyone who said that they are gay is just jelous of there money, talent and WOMEN!!!!!!
I’m just gonna laugh it off as a joke, though I don’t find it funny. I think jokes like this have got old. I think it’s time you (whoever made this) get a sense of humor and a respect for decent bands.
i gree ! /\/\/\/\
I was gunna go on a b***h out rampage but looks like everyone beat me to it. A7X is quite brilliant, and the only reason they would ever lost tallent it when the Rev Died
foREVer
Fuc* you bit*hes! Just so you know they’re not gay, their music isn’t gay. Get your sh*t music and stop saying stupid stuff about what you don’t really know
Avenged Sevenfold is f*****g awesome. So shut the f**k up and stop hating.
lol, right.
lol, he is right, thanks for agreeing!