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Synyster Gates

AVENGED SEVENFOLD
Making metal look gay since 1999

(Synyster Gates)

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  1. r3pro says:

    fourth

    Spade is my baby cakes

  2. r3pro says:

    fifth

    and avenged sevenfold isnt gay, they always say no homo kthxbai

  3. r3pro says:

    If i put my weenie on a keyboard it would go from A to Z

  4. r3pro says:

    9th and on 10th im done =D

  5. r3pro says:

    =D im a 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th AND 10th comment hippie-douche =D

  6. vervain says:

    Oh come on, metal’s looked gay since at least the mid 80s.

  7. Okay, I’m going to step in on this one.
    Avenged Sevenfold is my favourite band, but this is pretty funny.

    The only reason I find it funny, though, is because Avenged Sevenfold don’t even consider themselves metal. They have all types of genres throughout their music.
    They’re influenced by a lot of metal bands, yes. But, they’re also influenced by country music, hip hop, and even a lot of Elvis Costello and Frank Sinatra music.

    Maybe Synyster Gates has made metal look gay, but that’s just because Synyster’s feminine. End of story. :]

  8. ian says:

    Synyster’s also a bloody ridiculous guitarist

  9. Jay says:

    Judas Priest has been making metal look gay since the 70s.

  10. me says:

    whats with the motivators? these are NOT LOLs!!!!

    • mjfrombuffalo says:

      Yeah, that’s what I was going to ask. Whole different meme (and a meme that’s generally badly misused too).

  11. JAMES says:

    So, exactly what’s the matter with looking gay?
    It’s been suiting me fine for 48 years!

  12. um says:

    BWAHAHAHHA!

  13. Scott says:

    Avenged is the best band to come out in a very long time. If you need proof, go see them live or watch Live in the LBC.

    • 5tifler says:

      I’ve seen them live and the are amazing! Def one of my favorite bands. but who the F%$@ cares what this dumbass thinks they look like.. their music is great and they are very talented.. as for considering them metal.. again who cares.
      the loser that made this was probably listening to Elton John or village people..

      • !null says:

        Actually they were probably listening to something like Slipknot, who they think actually has talent, and felt like whining about bands that they don’t think are “hardcore” enough because they don’t scream incoherently.

        (just to clarify: I’ve never heard or seen Avenged Sevenfold before. And I do enjoy Slipknot, despite their lack of talent)

      • xXnightshadeXx says:

        that is realy harsh the only gay guy round here is the dumbass who made that poster avenged sevenfold are great =)

    • Blackup says:

      I have when they came down to CPRfest one year. I wasn’t impressed. And I only went there to get drunk off my ass and try to walk home.

      Sure, he MIGHT be a good guitarist and all, and the band MIGHT play their instruments well, but the music they produce sucks.

  14. skinnycat75 says:

    he looks like johnny depp. someone should submit it to TLL. I would but I don’t know how.

  15. Eric says:

    not gay… funny… but not gay. =(

  16. !null says:

    I dunno… I don’t think it looks THAT gay.
    I’m just glad I’m too young to have had to live through the era of glam metal.

  17. jack says:

    a7x rules

  18. Mayokitty says:

    THANK. YOU.

    A7X has one good album- the second one. Other than that, they SUCK. I [and most people] wouldn’t bother to say that if they and their fans called them metal. A7X is NOT metal, and the fact that they’re trying to be is why many people in the metal community think they they are that horrible.

    Glam metal is not the only kind of metal, mind you. They are literally gay, that’s true.

    Also figures that the name of the submitter is COBHC666…haha.

  19. Walker says:

    *sigh*
    Just another outlet to bash a certain type of “gay” music. Is it really necessary?
    Really? I get enough of that on UG (ultimate-guitar) forums. I don’t need more.
    Can’t we just take a lesson form Hendrix and love all music together and have peace? (I already know the answer to that lolololz)

  20. Walker says:

    And “metal” looked “gay” way before A7X ever started. Has anyone ever heard of the 1980s?

    • !null says:

      Well, that’s only because the 80s in general looked gay. Not just metal bands.

      Although the glam metal bands looked about twice as gay as the 80s (GnR, Poison), there were still good metal bands (Maiden and Sabbath for example) who only looked as gay as the times, no more.

  21. Walker says:

    Why did the person have to use “gay” too? He couldn’t use “ridiculous”? wouldn’t a simple “A7X AND SYNYSTER SUCK PEEN MY BAND IS WAY HARDER!!!1!1!!1!” have been sufficient?

  22. Walker says:

    I think I’m done now.

  23. Hollene says:

    Whoever wrote this is obviously jelous of A7X’s ability to get any women they want… Ever seen thier girlfriends? Ya, I have.

    Oh and BTW, A7X fans like me tend to be pretty damn protective of thier band, so you better watch your back when walking at night. Kthxbai.

  24. Darkie says:

    A7X is less gay with every new album, they rock more and more. And even if they were all gay, it doesn’t matter, Freddy Mercury was gay too and he was a steaming pile of success and win…

  25. yuri_motasua says:

    XD
    Trufax!!
    I have a friend who thinks they’re the best band ever and she never shuts up about Syn and Zacky and slash-fics containing the two T_T
    This made laugh so much I nearly fell off the couch!

  26. A7Xobsess says:

    Syn’s hot. Deal with it. My fave band in the world.

  27. Anonymous says:

    A7X is awesome that pic fails.

  28. YouFail says:

    Avenged Sevenfold has to possibly be the best band live I have heard. Been to three of their concerts and my favorite band of all time. Apparently the rest of you who say they suck think they can change other people’s views. Your opinion doesn’t matter. Possibly neither does mine. I was a fan since Sounding the Seventh Trumpet and I am happy for it. I love their music, I think it is amazing, and Synyster Gates is one amazing guitarist. If you don’t like it, Oh well. They aren’t metal either as stated above in numerous comments, they are a blend of a lot and their music is quite amazing in my opinion. I’m betting half of you who hate A7X are Studioforce fans too :l Fail.

  29. trish says:

    Pfft, if you knew anything about avenged sevenfold you would know..number 1 they like girls :D and number 2 they aren’t metal.. and have never have been. get your facts down dumb asses :D

  30. yo mamma says:

    oololloolololololol, avenged sevenfold metal? go listen to some slayer posers

  31. fez says:

    WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GAY!!! synyster gates is not gay nor is he ugly and he plays awesome guitar.avenged sevenfold is so freakin awesome its almost unreal.

  32. Mutanator says:

    1. I listen to the band and I don’t find them OR myself being hardcore, or thinking I am either.
    2. Explain to me, how are they the worst band ever? What are they doing ‘wrong’?
    3. What do YOU listen to? Hopefully not Slipknot, or Korn. Because thats way to hardcore for us metal fans. :P

  33. Sammmmmmmmy says:

    And may I remind you who is getting paid over a million dollars a year….?

  34. Jessica says:

    Whatever. Avenged Sevenfold is amazing. those posers Dragonforce are the ones that deserve this. They even speed up their music since they can’t actually play it that fast! -_- call me crazy, but I call that a failure.

  35. Macker says:

    avenged sevenfold = best band ever.

  36. A7x says:

    Avenged Sevenfold isn’t gay! Your gay!

  37. Ashy says:

    Avenged Sevenfold was the first metal/rock band I liked. I went as Syn for Halloween last year hahah.

    And, despite me liking A7X, i also like heaver bands too. So see, you can like them and heavy bands at the same time

  38. MissMalice says:

    A7X started sucking when they made City of Evil… so this caption pretty much equals win.

  39. Bugg says:

    A7X PWNS!!!!!

  40. Stna says:

    Avenged sevenfold makes metal look gay?
    Seriously, avenged sevenfold has nothing to do with real metal…

  41. The Phantom Fly says:

    Syn makes me wet.

  42. A7Xskater says:

    Avenged Sevenfold rocks I like the songs Girl I know and Unholy Confessions.

  43. Arr Oh Eff Ell says:

    lawls @ everyone getting their panties in a knot.

    Music is based on opinion so you can’t go around saying they’re the worst band ever as if it’s a fact.

    I agree with the person who said we should all learn to love music.

    then again inteernetz b de place fer haet

    I rather like this band though. The picture made me lol. The caption didn’t cause it’s irritating how ‘gay’ is used as a derogative term.

    lolol the picture made me laugh though.

  44. Alecks says:

    Erm, sorry to burst your bubble, but bands like Alice Cooper, Quiet Riot, Judas Priest, etc have ALL been making metal look gay since it got its start in the late sixties.

    Haha, really, who do you think had studded leather first, metalheads or homos?

    Not that it’s a bad thing.

  45. whatever says:

    He looks a bit like a goth eminem in that pic.

  46. lili says:

    I love avenged… but this is funny, even they would agree

  47. AmandaVengeance says:

    but avenged sevenfold isnt gay..
    and im willing to bet they can kick the crap out of any other band

  48. looloo says:

    WTF? Avenged sevenfold rules most of the bands out there, who cares how they look? its like motley crue was that manly..

  49. shiesty says:

    Avenged Sevenfold is NOT metal.

  50. SlipknotGirly333 says:

    Well, I will say that they aren’t metal, more of a punkish vibe, but Slipknot could crush ‘em…

    Don’t get me wrong, A7x is an..okay band, but still…
    >.>

    • kkrsteann says:

      Slipknot has 9 members.. 3 drummers…. and a… DJ… A7x has a better background with classical style, which always leads to the greater artists. Slipknot’s vocalist also doesn’t have proper technique. I am not suggesting that they are a bad band or anything, I’m just stating that Avenged has a bit more of musical ability

  51. No..just no says:

    I’m confused, since when did the colour of your skin have any effect whatsoever on your knowledge and understanding of music?
    … Or maybe I’m missing something here>< is there a double meaning?

  52. Sydney says:

    Avenged Sevenfold is the best band alive.

    Yur gay.

  53. Marcus says:

    Avenged Sevenfold is not gay -.-
    they got the greatest music EVER!

  54. funkybash says:

    A7X gay? some1 forgot the pills I guess.

  55. Isa says:

    Why can’t you whiners just ignore or laugh at a statement they don’t like… Or have a real discussion with their friends instead of PWND!!1!!OMFGing the internet

  56. lj says:

    super fail you have an old picture of him you gayy.

  57. AssassinD says:

    A7X kicks ASS. If you want to listen to gay music, listen to the Jonas Brothers or Lady Gaga. If you want talent, try A7X, AC/DC or Metallica.

  58. Catherine says:

    now thats not very nice

  59. sseJy says:

    …….prey tell how can you put Avenged Sevenfold in the same class as AC/DC and Metallica…? That just makes my brain hurt ….

  60. Tasha says:

    HEY!!! not right!! making metal look kick ass…. at least its not gayer than the jonas brothers….

  61. rachel says:

    mmm… i hate that too, but how this and that connect i fail to see

  62. John Picheco says:

    Dude. Avenged Sevenfold is amazing. How could you say they make metal gay? Tokio Hotel is gayer than ne band, including backstreet boys.

  63. murphy says:

    A7X is one of the best bands that are out there. this person who has no life to put something so absurd about them must be a complete loser. I don’t think he/she has any talent that is even remotely 1/16 of what A7X has…I’d like to see this loser come up with anything better…now that would be rotflmao! ZiNg! Avenged is the best!

  64. murphy says:

    they still kick ass don’t they? they didn’t sell out, they just have a bigger audience…they still make tons of money, and you still are just sitting there hating, when you can be appreciating the music…now thats a loser for you. Instead of looking at labels, why don’t you just kick back, turn up the knob and listen to the amazing vocals, drums, bass, and guitars of Avenged….
    P.S. if you don’t like them…well its ok because you don’t matter…and with that…you can go and screw a cactus & sit on a glass cylinder you label havin biznatch :]…this is comin from an american indian chick…woop woop!

  65. Amandarr says:

    get a life!! seriously, if you dont like avenged , then simple you dont need to waste you time making an lol about it!
    and also, if you hate them that much, then how do you know when they were became a band?
    i love Avenegd Sevenfold and have for about 2 1/2 years now and they are a LOT better than most bands out there (jonas brothers tokio hotel and other crap)

  66. solo piano says:

    huh, what is the reference to GAY yet again for?

  67. a7x says:

    what a loser. u are jus jealous of a7x

  68. CourtneyCHAOS says:

    Ohk seriously this is just a bad picture of Syn playing the guitar, which he does quite well. If you like the band you do, if you don’t then you don’t. And if you honestly don’t like them you wouldn’t be wasting your time making this crap. I love Avenged Sevenfold. They are amazing. I don’t think they are metal, but no music can be defined. Everything has its own unique qualities.

  69. TICK says:

    He looks like he’s sucking on a —

  70. A7X says:

    GAY GAY AVENGED SEVENFOLDS DRUMMER JUST DIED YOU ASS HOLES YOU SHOULD ALL DIE IN A HOLE THEY ARE A GREAT BAND

  71. Keaydee says:

    Nothing can make metal look gay… unless maybe if the Jonas Brothers suddenly decided to play metal……

  72. Allie says:

    My sympathies to all the intelligent commentors on this thread who have to put up with things like “ur gay” and people behaving as though their taste in music is written law.

    Also, try not to type in caps. It doesn’t make me suddenly fall over with the sparkling wit or deep intellectualism that I’m sure you’re trying to attain by bashing other commentors’ tastes.

    My heart goes out to the family of the drummer, but that doesn’t exactly authorize you to descend to their level, indignity on the band’s behalf or not.

    What would your mothers say?

  73. Badass says:

    And look at them now! You guys went to the same school, and they are now a hell of a lot more successful then you are. You can call ‘em losers all you want, but uh…just remember who it is that’s working 9 to 5 for $12 an hour, and who’s touring the world, being paid for doing something they love.

  74. Katina says:

    dude,imma A7X fan…all though light humor twards a band is ok…this is just offencive…Syn,Zacky,M.,Jonny,and even The Rev(R.I.P) would be severly offended and mad…A7X 4EVER!!!

  75. mvp says:

    a7x is the best band ever so deal with it… i hate all u haters that say other wise. im in a band as well and unlike you guys i know how hard it is to actually deal with your band, notes, personal life and evrything else. i play guitar and drums….. R.I.P. Rev

  76. mvp says:

    change the is to (will) please

  77. mvp says:

    look up my band its call ( Deserve Eternal Afterlife In Hell.) or otherwise known as D.E.A.T.H

  78. a7x4eva says:

    now all u guyz i have to say somethin to. i as well like a7x and i think that u guyz should just shut down this website . cuz a7x is funny when they want to be, they r an amazing band and u all jelos. im pretty sure if u guyz were even wanted in this life for someone to call you and ask u if you want to join a band,even a7x, you would say. YES. cuz ur all hipocrites!!!!!!!!!

  79. a7x4eva says:

    especially a7x u would say yes. ud be like… definitely r u joking! i luv this band. and i have no life so i would join whatever!

  80. sandd says:

    avenged sevenfold is not gay in fact they are to hot to be gay so there you go!!!

  81. alley says:

    not cool people, not cool….A7X is great. leave them alone. if your gonna make fun of someone, make fun of the jonas brothers. please, i would help with that one.

  82. Aking47 says:

    ok avenged sevenfold is one of the greatest bands of all time metal haterrrrrrr

  83. Zack says:

    Avenged Sevenfold, and Slipknot are very similar in terms of fanbase. They all consist mainly of people who are extremely and intensely possessive towards the band, and who feel that any insult to the band is on par with a obscene insult directed at their mother. That is why metal fans dislike them.The bands make metal look bad. You and I may know they are not metal, but does your average joe know that?

  84. pj says:

    i lold, im a huge a7x fan, and i lold. they do have huge individual talent, but they look like they stole axel roses clothes. and there not metallica, slayer, or megadeth metal, but they are great

  85. Siggelkow says:

    who ever made this. knows nothing about music. 1 the’re not a metal band. so get your facts strait. and they’ll kick any metal bands ass in every thing they do. plus i cant spell

  86. Gonzo says:

    Funny thing is….most people say they hate it…because their friends don’t like them. So they don’t even listen to them. Stupid super douches.

  87. nate says:

    August Burns Red
    Making metal awesome… since the beginning of time.

  88. FANSynGatesFAN says:

    This band rock harder then ALOT of bands screw the people who dislike Avenged ( those who agree with me i respect you )

  89. Lost_in_my_Afterlife says:

    Okay, Avenged Sevenfold is awesome! They have some metal songs (have you heard the first two albums?) Now they are hard rock but they have songs from other genres to. For all of you that say Slipknot could kick their asses obviously don’t know that they are on tour with Corey Taylor. Synester Gates sings in the band too, thats obviously what he is doing and I’d like to see and of you play half as good as he can. Just Sayin’. I saw them live and they are amazing! Avenged Sevenfold is my favourite band (and metal does not mean screamo, screamo is not metal it is screamo) Get your facts straight before you start bashing bands!

  90. Brittany says:

    Avenged Sevenfold is one amazing band. Their not gay. The only person who’s gay is the person who made this picture.

  91. Lauren says:

    Avenged Sevenfold are amazing !!!! one of the best bands ever!!! and their not gay Synster Gates is married to a girl called Michelle ugh people are annoying!

  92. Megan Ann says:

    ARE YOU ON CRACK?!

  93. Neko Gatz says:

    i personally think a7x is awesome saw them live in las cruses nm in 09 and i was totaly blown away, and i plan on seeing them live again when they come to la crosse wi. and his dad is a pretty damn good guitar player too ^__^

  94. Ivo says:

    This is ridiculous, a7x is an amazing band, they have some of the most varying styles in the own little genre. and this is the truth each member is more talented than anyone on this site, so there is no real reason for these comments. Eg. Johhhny Christ is a sick bassist, in his own right. but syn is just amazing. He is in his own class, up there with Hendrix and Page, but the qualirt of the stuff he is performing is increasing, such as the new album, with songs like welcome to the family and nightmare.

    And synyster gates is not gay!
    not now
    not ever
    unless he comes out of the closet

  95. yousuck says:

    it’s not metal, you motherf****

  96. UpYours says:

    I don’t mean any disrespect, but I hope you are buried alive.

    • lostinmyafterlife says:

      Hey, I can’t live in here for another day darkness has kept the light concealed, grim as ever, hold on to faith as I did another grave mean while the mice endure the wheel, real as eve, and I’m chained like a slave, trapped in the dark, slammed all the locks, death calls my name and it seems I’ve been buried alive!! haha You sir, just made my day.

  97. THIS IS VERY DISAPPOINTING. synsyter gates is my best friend<3

  98. Laura says:

    Jealousy is an ugly word ;)
    Just a little lyric for all you haters

    AVENGED OWN <3

  99. A7X says:

    OHHHHHH F**K NO.
    I CAN AND WILL DESTROY YOU.

  100. aaron says:

    who ever posted this is f**king retarted and wouldn’t know good music if it was blasting in their ears…… because they are stupid and should be mad to where a sign that says I’m a moron so don’t waste your time.

  101. hellos says:

    first of all , avenged sevenfold isnt metal genius they are alternative and you must be tone deaf…and the only one that’s gay here is the maker of this image

  102. AMC says:

    The person who posted this is a douche & should be shot. I know that’s wrong, but Syn is wicked awesome & so is the rest of the band. Who ever says other wise should be shot too

  103. A7X rocksssss says:

    Ok…..almost all of you suck!!!!!!! A7X it may not be metal but is one of the best bands of the hole f**king world……..the guy that said that his pennis is from a to z is stupid……Slipknot is awesome too one of my bfavorite bands and they have lots of talent…….Ohhh and A7X is not gay they have awesome f**king hot looking women sou anyone who said that they are gay is just jelous of there money, talent and WOMEN!!!!!!

  104. MiaIsAGhost says:

    I’m just gonna laugh it off as a joke, though I don’t find it funny. I think jokes like this have got old. I think it’s time you (whoever made this) get a sense of humor and a respect for decent bands.

  105. gabriel says:

    i gree ! /\/\/\/\

  106. Kat says:

    I was gunna go on a b***h out rampage but looks like everyone beat me to it. A7X is quite brilliant, and the only reason they would ever lost tallent it when the Rev Died :( foREVer

  107. Tassia says:

    Fuc* you bit*hes! Just so you know they’re not gay, their music isn’t gay. Get your sh*t music and stop saying stupid stuff about what you don’t really know

  108. SevenfoldfoREVer says:

    Avenged Sevenfold is f*****g awesome. So shut the f**k up and stop hating.

  109. mofo says:

    lol, right.


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