Comments on: Hey…

By: Baka

Baka — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:48:37 +0000

No…ok, maybe in Waiting…

By: Sniff

Sniff — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:43:50 +0000

That message is only to those haters.

By: NatalieMZC

NatalieMZC — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:24:43 +0000

Did you see Good Luck Chuck?!

By: Jesus

Jesus — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:17:22 +0000

Robin Williams still did it the best.

By: Dude

Dude — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:30:52 +0000

Dissing their vocab skills when you capitalized every single word in your little rant? Genius…

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:37:58 +0000

Well, I think he’s funny. Funny enough, anyways. I like his stuff, and I think he’s cute. I mean, I do love Mitch and goodness what’s that guys name…Martin! Demetri Martin, their material is more my style, this guy is just much more mainstream. Like Jeff Dunham (whom I also love by the way.) I think he’s funny, everyone has their own opinion of what is funny/attractive. I think Dane Cook is both.

By: Mentalrift

Mentalrift — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:47:10 +0000

No. I don’t remember him ever being funny.

By: solo piano

solo piano — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:34:26 +0000

who is this guy, anyway?

By: Zellulous

Zellulous — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:33:23 +0000

no… no, hes not.

By: anony

anony — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:47:55 +0000

no i don’t remember that. it never actually happened.

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 05:33:21 +0000

George Carlin, Eddie Izzard and Jeff Dunham ftw.

By: onward, onward

onward, onward — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:38:17 +0000

well that sure proves something.

By: whogeeza

whogeeza — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:27:35 +0000

just saw him live last June, almost never stopped laughing

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:17:48 +0000

Your vocabulary skills are nonexistent and Dane Cook is not funny. I can haz cheezburger uses “hai” and “haz”. RoflRazzi does not.

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:16:44 +0000

He was inferring that Squee can’t judge others’ intelligence because of his/her lack of intelligence. But L can judge others’ intelligence because L is obviously not an idiot.

By: Emma

Emma — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:09:28 +0000

Dude, I swear I saw that whole “I’d love to have a battle of wits, but you are appear to be unarmed” thing on a t-shirt @ Knott’s. No joke! Oh, and by saying that Squee can’t judge other people’s intelligence because of his/her grammar, just means that YOU are judging someone else’s intelligence!

By: Emma

Emma — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:03:17 +0000

Oh and I totally agree with danielle. He is hilarious! And don’t be all mad and judgemental because I think he is funny. To each his(or her) own opinion. <3

By: Emma

Emma — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:54:21 +0000

Dude, towards the top where The L was responding to Squee, I swear I saw that whole “I’d love to have a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed” thing on a t-shirt @ Knott’s. No joke!

By: Kittyface

Kittyface — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:27:04 +0000

Hot Pocket!!!!
That man is the cake of my life… *serious nod*

By: danielle

danielle — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:00:53 +0000

i swear. you people are crazy.
he is sooooo funny!!!!!!
i love him!!!!
he’s the best comedian ever!!
unless joe jonas was a comedian… then he’d be 2nd best.

By: Patchwork

Patchwork — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:51:24 +0000

No i dont infact remember him EVER being funny

By: kayfray

kayfray — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:39:41 +0000

yea he has never been funny i think

By: Laura

Laura — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:13:17 +0000

No? Yeah, me either…

By: spurkliechezburgur

spurkliechezburgur — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:55:03 +0000

only a couple of his jokes were funny….

By: icanhasanlolznaw?

icanhasanlolznaw? — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:37:20 +0000

He was only funny in the Burger King thing.(:

By: Oafy

Oafy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:50:51 +0000

he could be funny at times, but you pretty much had to be stoned to follow most of it and get any real laughs. that being said, yeah i guess he really wasn’t that funny after all.

By: icanhasbettehfoto?

icanhasbettehfoto? — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:04:18 +0000

nope. and i dont think i ever will.

By: Deekay

Deekay — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 02:23:08 +0000

Dane Cook was funny? Did I blink and miss it?

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:46:35 +0000

Poor Dane Cook

By: Lorelie

Lorelie — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 01:29:49 +0000

He’s a little funny. Not exactly laugh worthy, but a little smirk from time to time, maybe.

By: josh

josh — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:43:45 +0000

indeed
R.I.P. mitch hedburg

By: Hillery

Hillery — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:48:08 +0000

Not that anyone’s reading this comment way down on the list of an old post, but…

Here’s the closest Dane Cook ever got to being funny, and it’s not even true…: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king

I sat through most of Vicious Circle. I went from feeling sorry for him for not being funny to actually thinking he sounded like an a**hole. He was joking about doing things that, if he actually did (which he probably did) would make him a bad person :-/

By: grey

grey — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:47:44 +0000

Yes. And only then.

By: Trae

Trae — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:25:27 +0000

no i don’t

By: MisChief

MisChief — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:48:12 +0000

He was SO funny – at the exact moment Mr. Brooks’ shovel decap’d him. THAT was funny…!

By: a.k.a. The MF princess

a.k.a. The MF princess — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:57:09 +0000

glad Im not the only one
my word is law!!!
therefore, Dane is love (my sister agrees too)

By: ~AlexAkaCppd~

~AlexAkaCppd~ — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:48:14 +0000

maybe if he moves around enough, people will think he’s funny!

By: chenry

chenry — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:35:44 +0000

No. No I don’t.

By: LB

LB — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:51:00 +0000

I think Jim Gaffigan’s pretty hilarious too, in my opinion.

-cowers to avoid shooting-

(At least he’s funnier than Dane Cook. Which is not saying much.)

By: LB

LB — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:46:30 +0000

I used to think his jokes were kinda worth a smile, but random quirks about him just piss me off so much now. Kinda like how he starts chuckling like an idiot after every single one of his own jokes? Or how he likes to repeat the punchline several times? Does anyone else notice this?

He’s a real douchebag. And that look on his face in that picture makes me want to punch him just a little.

By: Aggiefitz

Aggiefitz — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:57:21 +0000

If you can’t tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon.. then you’re FAT!

By: rach

rach — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:51:23 +0000

…well Im gunna go against the popular vote and say I do think he’s funny. ….and cute.

By: JD

JD — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:14:11 +0000

Or dont. Because he’s not funny. He’s not that attractive either, women just like guys with abs.

By: CHARLES EVANS

CHARLES EVANS — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:10:40 +0000

I’m sure Hitler was funny too, especially that bit bit when he blew his brains out.
Dane Cook is a *anker!

By: Jessie

Jessie — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:37:54 +0000

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.

I love Demitri Martin so much. Dane Cook…hmm yeah, never funny. Ever. Not even once.

By: pew pew

pew pew — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:20:14 +0000

Some people I know were always like “omg he’s so cute and he’s so funny! I’m so in love with him!” and I tried to watch some of his shows, and I just don’t see the funny. I sit there wanting to hurt things. He’s not even that cute, quite frankly.

By: pew pew

pew pew — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:18:23 +0000

<3 Mitch Hedberg

By: e

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:56:16 +0000

one of the worst stand-up comics out there.

By: some guy

some guy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:32:20 +0000

funny,
i dont remember dane cook ever being funny

By: pew pew

pew pew — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:44:27 +0000

YOU WERE NEVER FUNNY