
Future graduate of the Betty Ford Clinic
(Miley Cyrus)
Disney throws Miley a Sweet 16 party and Billy Ray spruces up for it (via BestWeekEver.tv)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Trish
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Sad because it’s true. Funny because it’s not me.
what is the betty ford clinic
a clinic created by drinkers for drinkers. she will go there after she graduates from the britney spears school of etiquette
I heard about the Clinic. It’s suppose to help just like that Dr. Drew one in Pasadena, CA. If she does go that far, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Rock of Love: Charm School?
no, tool academy.
betty ford clinic?
Ugh, I hope she doesn’t make it that far (i.e. OD).
Maybe she will grow up and marry that girl in Tokio Hotel on an earlier post. Girl on girl action win
maybe you think that(I personally don’t, but I’m a girl), but those 2 girls specifically, now that’s a fail.
…It’s a guy, stupid. Didn’t you read the caption? And besides, Miley Cyrus is just another one of Disney’s corporate plots to take over the minds of young children. Duh.
Yeah, I know. I see sarcasm is a tad lost on you
um…thats a guy…
Wait– Color me confused. Are you saying you hope she OD’s before she can make it to the Betty Ford Clinic? I hope not…
Can I color you plaid instead? It goes better with your eyes.
Yes, that is the jist of it. I’m tired of these skanks dragging on like Britney. Boooooooooring.
OK, I heard that she was accepted into PlayBoy and they will call her the minute she turns 18. CAN’T WAIT!!!!! K( (crying)
O_O
My thoughts exactly.
So much for her being a “strong Christian.” I believe she said that, or it was just her father saying how he made sure she grew up as a good Christian. I’m surprised he’s letting her do this if he says Christianity is something they take seriously.
While it’s true that she WAS invited (curse you, Heffner, you perv), she DECLINED the invitation.
I’ve met her before. She’s really not all that attractive.
i could have told you that without meeting her
Word.
I’d still doink that 16-year-old quim….
Pedophile Win!!
Doesnt everyone win with pedophiles?
Yeppers. XD
wow……..
Where’s Pedobear when you need him?
Pedo FTW
Yes… let’s laugh because none of us ever drank when we were 16.
are you serious….? There are kids nowadays that drink at the age 14-15 It’s pathetic.. I myself haven’t had a drop of alcohol and I’m 20 lol
then again there are people who would call that pathetic. Kids grow at different rates, big-city culture vs out of the city is vastly different; just because you didn’y experience it or weren’t included it doesn’t give you the right to call every single person who drank below the age of 16 pathetic. Going to leave the fact that everyone here seems intent on ripping on hot people for whatever the hell they can alone.
I’m 18 and never (willingly) had a drop. I find myself feeling bad for people who get drunk so often at such a young age.
Well I don’t know how it works over where you live, all I can say is that in certain places of the world (take Norway as an example), it is normal to go to parties and have a few beers by the age of 16 on a friday or saturday; having a few loosens you up, makes it easier for people who are shy to go on ahead and just go up and talk to new people, or just adds to the amusement of the party for the rest of us. By the time you are 18, you can legally go to clubs, and so that’s the next ‘step’ if you will (2/5 probably don’t do parties as much when then are 16 in norway, about 2/20 don’t go to town at the age of 18).
Don’t get me wrong, i’m against dumbass little kids who drink way to much and end up in the gutter, but I think it a bit sad as well that people have seen and heard so many horror stories about alcohol that they steer away from it all together.
Drinking at parties with your friends meeting new people dosn’t make you an alcoholic.. drinking alone at 2:30 PM to drown your sorrows on the other hand.. does.
Personally i think the only way you learn to treat alcohol with respect is by experiencing the different levels and identifying your own limits. Some people learn and others don’t, being 16 or 21 doesn’t make much of a difference to your ability to learn the lesson. I learnt at 14. And how. Also not knowing when to stop is dypsomania and it’s questionable to refer to dypsomaniacs as alcoholics as they are not actually addicted to alcohol. Ifind it very odd that there are places where you cannot consume alcohol at 18: this is the age when you are in the eyes of the law an adult responsible for your own legal actions. To then say that your not responsible enough for alcohol is absurd. Hope miley doesn’t make it to betty forde, it’s just not nice to wish that on someone.
I love you.
Alright, you make sense but I just don’t have very much faith in teenagers… I was talking to my aunt’s coworker about parenting (I’m a parent myself) and he told me when his son was 15 he introduced him to alcohol to try to teach him at an early age how to handle it so he wouldn’t go off to college and get totally wasted. His son is 23 now and in AA. I just thought that was a stupid idea… I get what he was thinking but starting at 15 just seems absurd to me. Maybe a better rout would just be teaching him to not get drunk at all. I don’t see why people think that’s so impossible. Oh and I didn’t mean he was an alcoholic from not knowing when to stop, I was saying that he became an alcoholic after he didn’t know when to stop. Anywho, everyone has their own opinions, I’m sure you’re a very educated person and know what you’re talking about… I just don’t feel the same way. I’ve seen enough drunken idiots to last me a lifetime and I just don’t support them at all.
you dont start off your kid yourself. And if you think you’re old enough to be a parent at 18 but not to be able to drink at 21 i’m affraid we have so different opinions on this that nothing produtive will come out of discussing it.
I said that I don’t have much faith in teenagers. I do not believe that age has anything to do with how people handle things, I have simply yet to meet a teenager who could. I’m not going around promoting teen pregnancy because honestly, I am against it. It’s a very difficult struggle for me, and I was far from ready to become a parent when I got pregnant. I had to straighten things out, have a heaping dose of self discipline and become ready.
you’re not missing much, really. I’ve done “research”.
Ooh you too? I try to commit at least 3 nights a week to ”research”
no… I’m being completely sarcastic…. A lot of people drink when they’re young… experimentation is key to finding who you are
Same here! I find it amusing enough to sit back and watch everyone else get drunk and act like idiots. Plus, I can drive home without worrying about getting arrested, and I actually remember everything the day after (and I know I haven’t don’t anything regrettable).
How many high horses does it take to unfunny the internets?
7
Let’s ask Mr. Owl
*applause*
One…twohOOO…three…CRUNCH!
exactly! i was 13 the first time i drank and im by no means an alcoholic
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I didn’t.
And I still haven’t had alcohol. Mostly because it really doesn’t appeal to me and I have more important things to worry over.
And if you drank a pint of Arthur every once and a while perhaps you would be so worried.
*wouldn’t
*wouldn’t….
I didn’t. I still never have. It’s not like it’s ‘normal’ for teenagers to have drinking problems, and frankly, nor should it be.
god dammit this girl does not have drinking problems. Shes an attractive teenager who enjoys going out to party and getting wasting and doing stupid things. Thats the simple truth to it, some people do enjoy just letting go once in a while and let tomorrow come tomorrow.
If you know a teenager who has a drinking problem you’ve got yourself quite a find.. ’cause there damn rare.
Knowing the rareness of teenage alcoholism = FAIL.
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I believe you meant that “they are damn easy to find”.
Why do people have to wish bad things on celebrities they don’t like? It’s only a matter of time until she stops being such a cash cow for Disney, they drop her, and she fades into obscurity. Just like almost every other Disney child star.
Maybe it won’t happen to her. You hear about the crazy ones (Britney, Paris, Lindsey) but what’s the last thing you heard about Mandy Moore? Exactly. TMZ doesn’t post videos of normal people acting normally.
paris wasn’t on disney
I heard from my sister, who follows these things, that she’s trying to get Disney to drop her since she thinks she can make more money on her own. I’m glad, actually–then maybe young girls will quit looking at her as a role model. I work at a store directed to kids, and recently, corporate made us put up a cardboard cutout of Little Miss Miley. I can’t count the number of girls that came up and hugged it, and every time, I died a little inside.
Don’t forget you can dye the BRATZ’s hair, too
It’s be funny if it weren’t true.
I don’t give a rat’s rectum for what happens to her. Can’t stand manufactured fad “contemporary culture figures”. Does anyone really believe she’d have a career if she wasn’t Billy Ray’s kid?
naw, then she’d just be another hot chick.
her teeth kinda scare me though :p
All I see her giant beaver chompers. That’s where she keeps her blow stash.
Believe it or not keeping blow behind les dents not such a good idea… just tried it~ my mouth is numb…*drool*
she’s not a paris/lindsay/britney. i have complete faith that miley will not turn into a trainwreck. she’s just having fun as a teenager.
LOLOLOL
“Schweetheart, maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon and for the rest of her life.” I bet there’s a clinic in Casablanca.
Actually, I hope she does get some sense about her ….soon …. and for the rest of her life.
She’s a future graduate of my Anal School.
XD God bless you.
I love this LOL.
And the comments board reaches a new maturity level = NONE.
She’s got huge gums and small teeth. That’s all I know.
I don’t like her, but she looks pretty in this picture.
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Everyone has a problem with her. Everyone thinks that she will sink into the norm that all other ‘teenie-bopper’ stars did. There is ONE DIFFERENCE with Miley, that no one is counting on. No other little child star had her Deep South up bringing. Even in Big Fish, she was angelic. Oh wait, you guys didn’t know that she was in Big Fish, did you? She has the advantage of her father going through the down spin of fame. She has been taught how to save, and how to be SMART!!! and she IS smart. am I a fan of hers, yes. Go find someone else to pick on seeing as how your own lives aren’t perfect, you have to pick on everyone elses lives that have the things you are missing..love, trust, family, and honor. So get over it and start working on your OWN family, not picking on everyone elses.
Duuuuuude….. I just like annoying people who are rich and fameous….. but I’ll stop…… someday…….
Shin: device for finding furniture in the dark
you’re going to get a nasty little wake-up call when you search her on Google images.
she’ll be ready for something different in a couple of years…
Typo! Option over learning* makes a lot more sense