
Lord Vader demands an explaination for three movies that make him look like a whining adolecent emo with the mind of a cheesey poof. And it had better be good, George.
(Darth Vader)
picture: GrX. lol caption: Violetsaber
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
You fail. Go home and reflect upon your failure.
Haha.. win by toastbusterz. *high fives*
lol. so true….
Mmm, cheesy poofs…
Oh wait, yeah, true dat.
I think we’d all like one.
Yeah, Anakin was whiny, until he became darth vader. Luke was pretty whiny too until he blew up the death star. It probobly runs in the Skywalker family. Which means Luke’s son Ben would end up being whiny. Darth Kadus(aka Jacen solo) probobly beat it out of him, thank god.
How do you misspell the name of a character who only ever appeared in books? It boggles the mind!
LMWINO
Thank you for saying it. I would have. Like teenagers are habitually calm, cool, collected and dignified. NOT.
I think people expected more than was reasonable from George Lucas. Also? It’s HIS story to tell. Think you can do half s’well? Make your own damn space operas.
This.
Remember, the emotional, whiny ones always end up on the dark side.
you are a nerd
LOL. Nice.
Nice…except you spelled adolescent wrong…
and explanation.
AND Cheesy Poof.
Where’s the quality control?
Good caption, but two words to add:
spell
check
Nice…except you spelled adolescent wrong…
“Lord Vader! There’s only one ‘i’ in ‘explanation’!”
“I find your lack of faith in my spelling… disturbing.”
“Gak…”
The ruler of the Galaxy doesn’t have time to spellcheck. Hellooooo, a bit busy dodging child support payments!
best burn
Yes totally
Episode I wasn’t as bad. 8 year olds (or whatever, I can’t remember) are, by default, whiny. Reading the books, however, kind of allows me to pull away from the “Hayden Christensen ruined my Star Wars” idea.
i agree, unless they were referring to the clone wars movie
No1 should EVER refer to the clone wars movie again. ever.
I could not agree more. Personally I am not a big Star Wars fan but I have seen most of the movies and Vador does seem kindof like a whiny prick
Although Hayden Crtistensen should have been a much better actor, anybody who has seen Episode VI would know why they chose him. Also, I actually thought he was okay as his part but that’s mainly because I didn’t know what else to expect. But I was disappointed at the beginning of Episode II when, after I was so used to seeing Anikin as a cute kid (who I thought was a good actor), I then saw him ten years (how do they measure years?) later as an adolescent and arguing with Obi Wan.
What movies are you talking about? The ONLY STARWARS MOVIES THERE ARE, are episode 4-6. There ARE NO EPISODES for 1-3… Just like the Matrix, there was only ONE MATRIX Movie…
These movies you speak of do not exist…
(to me at least)
Episodes 1-3?
“These are not the Star Wars movies you are looking for.”
That is the first honest laugh out loud moment I’ve had in WEEKS. Thank you so much. I needed that!
But… but… I love Cheesy Poofs! You love Cheesy Poofs!
Without Cheesy Poofs, we’d be LAME.
Wouldn’t it technically be two films? He wasn’t exactly an adolescent in Episode 1.
Check your spelling! You will never rule the galaxy with poor spelling.
This picture was *created* by a “whining adolecent [sic] emo with the mind of a cheesey [sic] poof” (who cannot spell).
And if you ask me, dressed like that, with those agendas and that massive chip on his shoulder, he – like Hitler – ALWAYS had the mind of a cheesey poof, throughout ALL SIX MOVIES. And like Hitler, while commanding hundreds or even thousands of subordinates to do his bidding, killing anyone who dared to stand up to him, he never ONCE achieved ANYTHING that he could hang his hat (helmet?) on.
What an underachieving waste of space.
I don’t get sci-fi geeks who think Vader is cool. He was never cool, scary or bad.
Hey now – this is not the space to bash movies and compare their baddies to Hitler. Just laugh! NOW!!!
This PICTURE was created by a “whining adolecent [sic] emo with the mind of a cheesey [sic] poof” (who cannot spell).
And if you ask me, dressed like that, with those agendas and that massive chip on his shoulder, he – like Hitler – ALWAYS had the mind of a cheesey poof, throughout ALL SIX MOVIES. And like Hitler, while commanding hundreds or even thousands of subordinates to do his bidding, killing anyone who dared to stand up to him, he never ONCE achieved ANYTHING that he could hang his hat (helmet?) on.
What an underachieving waste of space.
I don’t get sci-fi geeks who think Vader is cool. He was never cool, scary or bad.
OMG, I almost peed my pants…oops…guess I did. anyway
too efing funny!!!
Clearly Anakin/Vader saw the first few movies (home movies you know – he lent them to Lucas later) and realized what a drippy twit he was, and he realized everyone loathed his presence because of it. That really pissed him off, so he turned himself into a badass from then on in. Unfortunately, he had died before Lucas decided to do the “early years” and had forgotten to put a clause in his will prohibiting his home movies from being released. Hence the travesty that more recently was.
Uh… RUN AWAY, GEORGE :O!
Star Wars = *****. Hayden Is…*****…..Hayden as Anakin…****
my ratings.