Guns carry him for protection
(Chuck Norris)
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No, just the most stupid.
Can someone explain to me why Chuck Norris jokes are funny?
Sure!
Here to explain is Chuck Norris himself!
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Chuck: /roundhouse
For the same reason a lot of incredibly stupid jokes are funny. Like the infamous Something Awful picture, “THOSE ARE MY SHOES GIVE THEM BACK YOU ARE A DOG THEY DON’T EVEN FIT.”
I agree with Koki Kariya. He used to be awesome. Now he’s just a washed up puppet of the religious right. And kind of a jerk, at that.
Yes… puppet – because no one would ever purposely want to be a Christian.
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.. And your examples of his puppet-likeness would be?
Well-written!
Thanks.
If by the word “Christian,” you mean, “believes that Jesus is God,” then your comment is correct.
However, very few members of the RR that I have encountered actually obeyed Jesus’s command to “Love thy enemies.”
So you’re suggesting that Chuck doesn’t love his enemies? Simple math can help with this -
We take a few simple facts into account –
1) Chuck loves his boots.
2) All this fighting/round housing has the potential to damage his boots
3) A person doesn’t take the risk of harming something they love, unless they love the person who has the ability to damage it.
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So, we can state:
Chuck Norris’ love for his enemies is equal to how much he loves his boots.
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See? He’s showing them all kinds of love.
Chuck, is that you?
The stupidity of them is what makes it funny.
I just don’t get it. Chuck Norris jokes are idiotic, nonsensical, and repetitious.
Yet I never cease to find them amusing.
WOOF!
OMG
wOOF!!!!!
This pic, like the Chuck Norris “jokes”, isn’t funny. It belongs on FailBlog.org instead.
You sir, are a Terrorist!!!
That’s just as stupid as the Chuck Norris “jokes”.
If you don’t find them funny, then I guess you don’t find MacGyver jokes or Jack Bauer jokes? I love’em=)
If you don’t find them funny, then I guess you don’t find MacGyver jokes or Jack Bauer jokes funny either? Cuz I love’em=)
Don’t know why that comment had a premature detonation lulz
I completely agree! The only people that think chuck norris is great are the wanna-be’s.
And people who think that are clearly close-minded twits who can’t wrap their head around the fact that people might have different interests than them. And it’s “wannabes”. If you’re going to insult someone, don’t make the nine-year-old correct you.
I now see why some of the dumbest things on here have a high rating, and things that I think are funny are sometimes rated very low…
80% of the people who post and vote have no sense of humor.
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And before anyone else says it.. yes, that’s more than half.
To all the people who are apparently disappointed this isn’t a McCain bash, and, therefore isn’t funny and doesn’t belong on this site’s ring of lols…
I found it funny. Let the flaming commence.
Did you know that Chuck himself actually has the best Chuck Norris jokes. He hasn’t submitted them because he believes in no kind of submission
lol…really
ooh myyy freeekinnn gawwwd that was baaaaaad
In Soviet Russia, that is.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris jokes submit you.
Chuck Norris jokes = Dead/No longer funny….At all.
And I suppose you’re tired of the “That’s what she said!” jokes too, right?
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!
In Soviet Russia, the sickness makes you.
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*stands well back and watches you hurl*
I carry condoms for protection.
Condoms carry Chuck Norris for protection.
I wish I was Chuck Norris’ condom.
LOL. ew.
I HATE YOU BECAUSE IM DEAD NOW BECAUSE I CANT BREATHE BECAUSE I LAUGHED TOO HARD D:<
Chuck Norris does not use condoms, or any form of contraceptive, because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
I like Chuck Norris jokes, ok so they may be dated, and rubbish, and as witty as a duck in a desert but i still chuckle at them…
Did you know that Chuck once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying BANG?
When Chuck jumps into water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris
and there’s so many more…
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Chuck Norris always uses a night light. Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
that’s hawt. that first one i mean.
Creationist Fail
Family Guy Quote: “Chuck Norris is so tough there’s no chin under his beard, only another chin.”
Fail, it’s supposed to be only another fist! LEARN YOU CHUCKFACTS KK?
FAIL: ….only another fist.
haha
ROFL I HAVE to remember this one! XD
The fact that Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon makes these dumb Chuck Norris jokes and fans about twelve times more ignorant and obnoxious.
You fail, dude
this guy is tougher than nails, and a very good writer, too.
CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT A GUN CONDOM! HOW INSULTING!