I’ll have her home by midnight, sir. Trust me.
(Tom Cato Visnes)
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home by midnight..in ziplock bags
HA
Not funny, and in fact quite stereotypical.
I’ve had many chances to sit down backstage with Black Metal figures such as King, Gaahl, Adam Darski (Nergal) and Shagrath.
They’re really quite well spoken in english and their native languages, and are quite intellectual. Religion should not fall into the prejudgement of someone’s characters.
And such black metal figures as King and Gaahl are NOT posers and actually are devoted to their work (As in write their own stuff, and not pay someone else to (LOL american metal bands))
If you’re looking for posers go to MTV or VH1. Such bands may include Norma Jean and A7X and many (not all) bands you would find featured in Hot Topic stores.
Dude- take a joke. I have the same views as you, and in fact am quite a big metal fan myself, and I managed to get a chuckle out of it.
i agree with sparky.
Yeah, I would totally go out with that fine piece of metal. But I would still laugh my ass off if he said that to my Dad. Even if I knew he was totally serious.
thank you for that comment, not many people see beyond the corpse paint, and its time they did.
get a sense of humor and stfu
Name me metal bands that don’t write their own songs….
That is King, the bass player from Gorgoroth. His real name is Tom Cato Visnes.
Yup, he’s right. King from Gorgoroth.
Great band
Black Metal FTW!
Kick ass band!
I wouldn’t go out with a girl if I had to call her dad ‘sir’ and treat her like a rentable commodity. Mind, I guess I wouldn’t dress up as a goth-Predator the first time I meet him, either.
.. You wouldn’t have to call me ‘sir’, but respect should be obvious toward both me and my daughter… you better believe she’s a ‘rentable commodity’, the safety deposit is your ass, so you’d better return her in the same shape she was in when she left.
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And, yeah – if the guy was dressed like that, he’d get a warning shot just as he was exiting his car… assuming that he had a car.. or hearse.
you lack the spirit of adventure…
I think it’s in the trunk… Along with the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come… And possibly Gozer.
I’m a mom and just as protective as any dad so your damn right he’d be showing respect. Any guy would. Funny thing is, it’s the clean-cut and ‘respectably’ dressed guys that treated me like crap. These kind of guys have always been really nice guys.
Yeah, we tend to be, since we get our aggressions and frustrations out in more productive ways
Like murdering the Aberzombies?
oooooh how I enjoy those ways
Buggy has it right!
why? does he intimidate you? it’s JUST make up. get over yourself!
… since the filter is taking forever… I repeat..
.. if it’s JUST make up, then he can JUST wash it off before he comes expecting to pick up my daughter.
Emphasis on the word ‘my’ in ‘my daughter’?
Exactly.
May I vandalise your property, good sir?
It’s not so much the make up that bothers me, it’s that upside down cross.
moo, upside down cross is more related to the saint Peter, as he requested to be crucified on an upside down cross, as he was not worthy to die the same way as his Lord.
Now unless you are a satanist that shouldn’t offend you, even then; if you are a true satanist you will know better.
he’d probably get arrested just as he was exiting his car.
Seconded. And you WOULD have to call me “Ma’am.”
Calling the dad “Sir,” shows that you respect him, and thus that you respect his daughter.
And “rentable commodity?” Seriously? That’s what you’ve warped it into. Again, it is a matter of respect for her and her family, of which you are not a part… yet, if ever. She’s not his property, but if he’s a good dad then he’s looking at how you treat him to see how you’ll treat her.
By ‘rentable commodity’ he means he has to pay her to go out with him.
Maybe it’s just a cultural thing – I’ve yet to meet anymore than one or two West Australian men who think that along those lines. Most of us in lower employment call us bosses by their first names, so the whole “respecting my daughter means calling me ‘sir’” thing has a very agonising effect.
*our bosses, damn lack of comment edit
My daughter respects me enough to call me sir and her mother ma’am, so you damn sure better…on second thought, you’re not good enough for her so don’t bother.
Ouch ><
Lol! Love you Daddy!
Third on that, it’s King from Gorgoroth.
That is indeed King From Gorgoroth
the picture is by Peter Beste from his Norwegian Black metal Collection
http://www.peterbeste.com
What a fine, clean cut, young man… My god daughters would kill him within minutes, bless them…
Seriously, though…King’s a real sweetie.
I’m not surprised. So is Alice Cooper.
Thing is, underneath the face-paint he’s probably quite the gentleman
And speaking as a non-parent, if he were dating my hypothetical daughter, he’d have her home by whatever time I told him!
Amen!
Heh, he looks like my daughters father! if she came hone with a boy like that, id ask what time they where to be hom, and midnight would be the latest. but i agree it was the “respectable’ looking boys that are the bad one for me. My sons father was the most respectable looking guy i knew, and he dumped me because we found out i was pregnant… I prefer the ones that look like they’re about to slit you throught. lol
I have to agree with most of the people here… Its the guys who look like this that tend to treat girls better than the “clean cut” guys. I think it has something to do with the clean cut guys are concerned about themselves and how they look to the world, but the guys who dress a bit outlandish aren’t concerned about what society thinks but about expressing real emotions, which makes them more sympathetic to others.
And yeah… calling someone’s dad “Sir” is just a term of respect that any dad would be pleased to hear!
That’s definitely the case, at least for some. My now-husband used to have blue spiky hair and wore a trench coat when we were in high school, and he was always ridiculously polite to my parents and has always treated me like a princess. We’ve grown up a little bit, and Dan wears dress shirts and slacks to work every day like everybody else, but he was absolutely the sweetest boy I ever dated, and the most scary-looking.
Ahh, show biz.
i’m NOT the only one who listens to Gorgoroth and browse icanhascheezburger? xD good to know xD
You are not the only one. I think we need to have a black metal meet-up.
And I would totally date that guy, well, if I wasn’t already married to a metaller anyways.
Good heavens. Trying a little hard, aren’t we?
I swear that said ‘What is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments’ instead of who. >_<
not trying to offend. damn high school days.
According to wikipedia? He works as a primary school teacher.
Nic Cage’s son Weston?
thats who I thought =\
Yeowzers!
As everyone said, typically the metalheads are usually sweet, but the goths are definately the best to date ^_^ Though I think Mom has a silent heart attack everytime I introduce her to a man wearing make up.
Oh it hought it was the guy from Mayhem.
We have a word for guys like this where I’m from, and that word is “douchebag.”
…says the BabyMoma…
Funny, I apply the word douchebag to people who judge based on appearances…
This is win.
this
Scary? Not at all…
O.O
“goth-Predator”
Ahhh I believe you mean Black metaler
Well, as long as you can look past the make-up, there’s no problem. I would just hang around with him until I could honestly say that he was a good guy, and then I’d bring him home to meet Daddy. If he had a diploma or something, that would make it easier.
He’s a primary school teacher (not a joke) – so i’d assume he’s at least got a degree…
don’t judge that fast about people that look a bit different!
metalheads are really the best guys ever! they’re always gentle and polite, and really know how to have fun and stuff
they’re also really social, when you’ll come on a festival with loads of metalheads you’ll have a great time, they talk with everybody, don’t care if they know you or not, and jumping in a mosh together is awesome aswell. if you fall, they’ll always help you up again
i can know it because i don’t have ‘normal’ friends, only metalheads!
i confirm, King Ov Hell (Tom Cato Visnes) from gorgoroth!
King, King, King, you sexieh beast. Gorgoroth is an amazing band. As for the having the child home by a certain time.. a lot of the death and black metal band members are quite well behaved, at least, the professional ones anyways. Most of them belong to the chain of thought that elders, especially parents are to be respected. The nonprofessional bands, some of the cover bands, things like that… some of them are respectful, and some of them, like the one I used to help set up concerts for and dated their lead guitarist.. are bastards, plain and simple.
So, while my dad would totally flip if I ever brought this guy home, that wouldn’t matter much (I love him, but Daddy doesn’t run the show, Mom does). Mom would nag me about him.
But what I’m wondering is….how would you kiss him or even give a nice hug? I mean, that makeup has got to rub off hard core. And it’s probably oil based, so it’s not gonna just wipe off.
I think of the weirdest things, I swear.
actually, a lot of the Goth makeup now has “continuous wear” that doesnt rub or kiss off. if i brought this man home…o i wish!.. my dad would be thoroughly pleased. mom..well, she might not be so happy. in my experience with goths and metelheads is that we usually are polite, well mannered and mild tempered. i think he just gave me a new makeup idea….
King is a very nice guy – and totally *not* a douche bag. All the douche bags I’ve ever known were jocks.
he’s sexy.
i prefer shagrath from dimmu, though.
Shagrath __<
Yes YES omg yes!!
He is so sexy :3
Seen them live at hellfest, stared at Shagrath whole time ;D he was even sexier in person ;D;D
I’d love my kids to be going out with fellas like this 8D
How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
Well, I guess we know how this fella does.
It looks like Nicholas Cage’s son. O_o
He’s cute. Don’t like that loud music though. But I have a thing for boys in make-up
lol dont we all tho…
Cue the Twilight Zone theme – after writing my previous comment yesterday, I discovered last night that Gorgoroth are playing my home town this month – spooky or what?!
If King took me out, no WAY would I want to be home THAT early. <3 Gorgoroth RULES!
He is like the Slipknot guys.
Freaky on stage, but actually good people under it all.
He ruins the whole look by getting makeup schmutz all over himself. If you’re going to goth, have a care! heh
I’m going to say this one time.
Black metal. Is not. Goth.
Have a nice day.
Yehhhh…A goth is a lot different from Black metal kiddos.
Black metal makeup (Corpse paint) can be really clear white and black markings or it can be just smeared white and black.
Whereas a goth really just wants to look like a boring white faced person. Also Black metal people have more spikes :3
If my daughter were to be interrested in a guy who wears more makeup than her, it’s her learning experience, not mine.
However, if she were to be interrested in a girl who wears more makeup than her, I’d ensure she buys her own.
Ohmygod.
King is so hot.
I wouldn’t mind taking him home to meet my parents.
He’d probably eat their souls…
Wow, that’s even worse than the 80s hair bands! Poser, Poser!
You really wouldnt have much to fear with this guy; many people in black metal culture have very specific principles of propriety.
Not to mention, corpse paint takes *forever* do to, it takes patience for that stuff. Black metal is a genre that emobdies discipline.
That said, hes super pretty, id go out with him, and my parents would be totally cool with it.
King’s corpsepaint is some of the best I’ve seen! Nice to see some Metals on ICHC, and the fact that its black metal makes it even better.
This is a cute juxtaposition, even if it catches a lot of people prejudice in the comments…
Metal rules!
Yaaaay King uv Hell on here!!! He’s in a band with my bf and is a sweet guy. Hails!
As a Texan, i’d have my shotgun ready.
As a hypothetical father, i’d have my shotgun ready if my daughter came home crying and it was HIS (or HER) fault.
He better be respectful of my hypothetical daughter and myself if he plans to keep dating her, let alone live.
I think my mother would rather I brought home I guy like this than a “jock”. She’d still flip, but it’d be on a lesser scale…
I’d date him regardless.
He looks like a right feline…
he reminds me of shagrath from dimmu borgir.
i love the idea of placing terrifying-looking people in utterly mundane situations like that. O.o mostly cos they usually ARE nice, normal people and it is quite fun to watch the prejudices of the public come out full-force. i wonder if that boy has ever done something like that “irl”?
Wtf is King doing there ?
I know this is back tracking, but I feel the need to speak up for the ‘clean cut’ guys. Ive dated both outlandish fellows, and ‘normal’ guys and been treated nicely/badly by both. its all about the individual and his personality.
I’d hit that three times.
For all you prejudiced folks, look up his wikipedia page:
“He works as a primary school teacher in his hometown of Bergen.”
hiiiii…. not funny, but scary
My dad would be perfectly fine with me dating King. In fact, he’d ask for his autograph.
i would fall into that guys arms
face painted guys are hawt 
ok i may be warped by having two older brothers that look like that and a father whos hair is longer than mine but i dont get it hes being nice calling the father sir and hes agrees a curfuee
(i should pont out that both my brothers have perfectly respectable job in the day one is a midwife and teh otehr is in child care) why is he scary ?
Whenever someone says “trust me” I always want to run away screaming… The point of my pointless babble is: ummmm… i forgot… oh well… never mind.. Oh YEAH!!
Even though the dude looks umm freaky he WAS being polite agreeing to a time and I think that we should give him the benefit of doubt…just make sure the chick has an Uzi…
captain midnight, i presume.
and funny enough, they are the ones who get you home by midnight or earlier in one piece and sober…..
I know this guy. He has a 3-year-old son. I don’t think he’d be dating anyone who still lives with their parents for that matter.