And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it’s in there.
(Charleton Heston)
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Haha…hmm…what else can we put in there?
“Keep holy the Sabbath day, by giving out free ice cream.”
i like this idea.
free ice cream = not burning in hell.
That’s just pure awesome!
He kinda looks like Will Ferrel, only with huge white hair and beard.
And talent
Well said
What about honoring Hump Day?
yer gonna burn in hell. hear no evil dont you see no evil, dont you say no evil cause im free. yer gonna burn in hell
What’s geekier: the fact that you’re posting Twisted Sister lyrics or the fact that I know they’re Twisted Sister lyrics?
Find another version of the song, then see if you still don’t like it. (hint: Dimmu Borgir)
It should be “And thou SHALT honor Topless Tuesday”
I was thinking the same thing but I thought everyone else would say I’m too anal for saying it.
ha ha, anal. Anal is me looking it up then noticing your post!
Archaic
A second person singular present tense of shall.
ROMANS 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Uh, funny fail… or do I not get this?
They put it on there, pretty much stating exactly what the person in that created the caption did.
They took a picture of the 10 commandments, and made fun of it with something that is blatantly idiotic, and to their liking. As if to say it’s a part of the law that they want, while also saying that He [Moses] just made it up.
While that scripture prophecies what happens and continues to happen nowadays..
More like a very smart, and old, win.
I completely agree.
I have to say I fear for the person who mocks God.
Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. – Gal 6:7
Sounds fair, I mock the person who fears God.
So you (and JAC, who I know is still around) are saying that Charlton Heston is God? You are aware of the stuff about “thou shalt not make any graven images”?
what language is it?
kind of like phonecian?
Actually, looks more like runes. As in, germanic/nordic. One of the “newer” futharks I believe. Definately not Hebrew.
Looks more like his math homework:
854 x 4
747 x 4…….
Ancient Hebrew used the Phonecian script. The current script used is Aramaic. There are like 3-4 different scripts used in the history of the Hebrew language.
As far as I can tell, it’s real Hebrew in Phoenecian script, which (as Matrix pointed out) was the script used back then to write Hebrew. It looks like the top of the tablet we can see is stating the 5th commandment (honor your mother and father).
I bet this would improve voter turnout!!
“I bring to you these 15 …. oops, 10 Commandments.”
- – Mel Brooks
Doesn’t anyone know conjugate their verbs anymore? It goes “I shall, thou shalt, he/she/it shall…”
…as in “thou shalt not kill”? So it should be “And thou shalt honour Topless Tuesday”.
this is blasphemy dumb ass
Only in your particular mythology
To the rest of us it is just funny
I’m a Christian and I also think it’s funny.
Because I know that this whole website is made for making serious things funny.
You misspelled Charlton. Spelling fail.
moses was a slut?