i can count to potato…
(Heidi Montag)
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I don’t even care if she can count at all!
I would tap that.
I’m afraid I would break something if I did…
or burst it…
You’re afraid of the wrong thing. Her hipbone would cut you like a Ginsu knife.
Her nipples are up by her armpits… that’s just weird…
thwy look normal to me
They look fake to me.
They ARE fake. Just look up Heidi Montag and you’ll more than likely see a few articles about it.
Actually, they’re right in the middle of her breasts, where they should be. You’r probably confused because the bottom of her bikini top is actually /below/ the bottom of her breasts.
Also, one nipple appears to be slightly higher than the other.
Notice also that one shoulder is higher than the other due to peculiar manner in which she is walking. This easily explains why the nipples are not level, but canot explain why a bag of bones still has C-cups.
honey – those are NEVER c cups. just fyi.
No woman’s nipples are EVER in that place naturally… Go look at a REAL woman’s breasts jack ass.
Exactly. Just like no woman’s breasts are ever exactly the same size.
Is it me or are those nipples erect but not contracted? Stick-ons maybe?
i totally think so too
Of COURSE you would. No one really cares if they’re dumb as a box of rocks or not; as long as she’s “hot” then it’s all good.
*fail*
i can count highr 1..eleventy..potato..6..100875 YES!
She needs to eat a potato.
Or three.
Or maybe French fries potatoes and a great big ole vat of butter! Holy Goodness
Poutine*, perhaps?
(* A traditional French Canadian dish of French fries, cheddar cheese curds, and brown gravy)
Bet you can just feel your arteries harden when you eat that.
I felt my fur up just reading the content
You felt your fur up?
Is this some Canadian trapper weirdness I’m too naive to know about?
No, simply bad typing…
New masturbation euphemism!!
shut up you obese american
i love poutine! how do you know about it?
I used to live in Vermont. I’d make runs to Canada for poutine, DuMariers and the general classiness of St. Catherine’s St., Montreal.
Hahaha you’d make Poutine runs? that’s classic. I do the same only I have to come all the way from Alberta. if you come out west we have BBQ poutine which has pulled pork on it. and I think Hedi needs to eat all of it!
Hmm-it sounds yummylicious! I hate living in Texas. I hate living in Texas. I hate living in Texas.
I live in Quebec, Quebec and I have Poutine whenever I want
that BBQ poutine thing sounds good though! Near my place, there,s the gorest poutien I’ve ever seen : french fries, bacon, grounded beef, onions, cheese, hot dog sausages and brown gravy … too weird to describe hehe The concept has been push to the extent of not even being a poutine anymore!
You should give me the address of where yo get that poutien at!
she doesn’t need to eat a potato..that would be more than her little tummy could handle….
think the potato would weigh more than her anyway
Ahahaha!
count to potato? huh?
I concur.
As do I.
As in one potato, two potato?? Only thing I could come up with.
No… as in she’s so stupid, she considers potato a number.
if that was the case, shouldn’t it be “potatoe”?
Only if you’re Dan Quayle, idiot.
i’m pretty sure that was the point, dumbass
thanks klingbeil. and lolbukkittoo, go back to posting in your baby-speak. dolt.
Sarcasm on the internet is totally win!
what about “potate-two?”
No…dumbass. You do realize this is part of failblog, right?
correct site FAIL
In the movie the Ringer, the main character is pretending to be developmentally impaired. He exclaims proudly at one point, “I can count to potato!”
… He wasn’t pretending.
My name’s Jeffy and I like eatin’ apples!
great for you…
It’s as from the kid’s song:
“One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, Four!
Five Potato, Six Potato, Seven Potato, More!”
Thus she can get to the second word! OK?
Ah-ha! So I was right with my guess at “One Potato, Two Potato.” Sweet validation. Hehehe
Nope. It’s a quote from the movie the Ringer. The quote is basically saying “I’m retarded”.
she’s just saying she’s retarted, whatever the case.
idiot. to and two are different.
I think I’m gay now….
I’m skinny as hell too, but I do NOT look like this without a shirt on. Maybe the difference is that I actually eat? I don’t even know who this Monday woman is.
yeah that’s a starved body up there…when you can count the ribs on your chest, it’s time to eat some twinkies….
That’s not entirely true. I’m a healthy 135, plenty of fat to go around, but my ribs poke out just like that. Same with my anterior superior illiac spines (those hip bones).
Hrm, different people are built differently I guess. I still can’t help but think this is a case more of an unhealthy diet (or perhaps lack of a diet to a certain extent) but like I said earlier, I don’t even know who this woman is. Though I did Wiki her, I still haven’t seen anything from her besides this photo. Guess I can’t particularly judge her.
There are plenty of women who are naturally very skinny who still look sexy as hell, there are also women who are more voluptuous who look equally as good the problem comes when women do drastic things to give themselves a body nature never intended. Women who starve themselves do not look hot they look all sunk in and gross as is the case with the above picture, it’s not a case of being “too skinny” it’s a case of being too skinny for your body type. As a guy believe me we do not find this kind of thing attractive, just be active and healthy I guarantee more guys will find you attractive that way then any other.
ah thanks dustin ^_^ i like your response the best.
i totally agree })i({
So do mine, and I top 140. I have marfanoid habitus and scoliosis, though.
true… whether you are fat or thin depends partly on your genetics, but it’s still unhealthy to be THAT thin.
Me too. Her body is all squared and weird.
I think I will have nightmares now. It’s like Ann Coulter in pink. **shudder**
Had no idea who this was so I googled her and her wikipedia entry says she is/was going to register as a Republican and vote for McCain, so you are not far off with the Ann Coulter comment.
Hmm….I should become one of those psychic friends or something.
**fake Jamaican accent** Call me now for your free readin’!
Allow me to qoute Rodney carrington:
The Chicken song -
I like my women like I like my chicken
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin
When I see a little woman walkin’ down the street
She ain’t my type, I need a little more meat
She’s skinny, and not my cup of tea
cup…
visible sternum…. not attractive
ugh
Visible sternums give me the heebie jeebies.
booooooooo
She’s sickly thin, that’s not attractive at all.
I call shenanigans. She obviously doesn’t know what a potato is.
evil shenanigans?
Eww… can you say “eating disorder”?
No, but I can count to potato…
Leave Heidi Montag Alone!!
She is a human being!!
*whipes nose and brushes bleached bangs of teared eyes*
“She is a human being!!”
Possibly at a genome level. There the resemblance ends.
and I can lick your potato!
can she count to sandwich? i guess not….
Maybe she should eat the potato instead of count them.
A bony rack with implants and bleached hair. Men like that?
A bony rack with implants and bleached hair. Men like that?
The person who did her boob job made her nipples too high
WAY seconded.
Ewww eat something, she has no figure!
this chick needs a decent roast dinner!!! damn!!
with a curve or two she’s be sexy… other than just nasty
freaking GROSS!!!!
Thank you!!! I was just kicking my ass for not looking like this, and I just now realized that my brain size rivals her silicone content…. and I realized that maybe that might be something to be more proud of. So her skinny ass can kiss my…. well, ass.
right on, sister! i think we all have temporary moments of insanity and desire a body like hers… and then common sense kicks back in.
Girls quit stressing out!
We might wanna touch her, but she’s an untouchable, manufactured “comic book” like Hollywood character. We’d have a better chance getting elected President and we know this.
Generally, from the guy’s point of view:
If your breasts are bigger than mine
If you will expose them to me
If you will let me touch and suck them
Then I’m a happy guy!
If your back has less hair than mine
If your legs are shaved and smooth
If you will get nekked and have sex
Then I’m a happy guy!
Anything, else would be lagniappe
Anything, less requires beer goggles
Men are too simple to make happy
Beer, Food, Sex, makes a happy guy!
Where is her other hand?
At first I thought she was trying to look sexy with the open-mouth pose, then I reliazed she’s just trying to pull another 15 minutes of fame out of her ass.
Someone call ICanHasCheezburger, and get her a cheezburger, stat!
I had no clue who she was and had to look her up. She’s 22? TWENTY-TWO?! Good god, she looks like she’s effin 30.
Women of Hollywood (and all women who are obsessed with their “beauty”), pay attention! The more you attempt to make yourself look younger, the older it makes you look!
It’s not the mileage, it’s the handling
Were you shooting for “It’s not the years, it’s the mileage” from Indiana Jones?
She…desperately needs to ask her kitteh for a cheezburger.
Looking at her makes me feel ill.
You can count to potato, eh?
Well, I can count to… MASHED POTATOES! Beat that!
Maybe you should share them with her.
i always kind of figured if you were going to get yourself some plastic parts that they would look better with a curvy body, not a a skeleton in a sack
omg dont count potatoes. better eat them. anorexia tbh. so skinny its already disgusting.
Smuggling sultanas.
She may be able to count to potato but she sure as hell would not eat the thing.
Wow. She’s thick and thin at the same time
Dainty, yet corpselike.
Paper thin skin of a 90 year old , pulled tautly over hips.
?
I just lost a really long comment.
Used my work address.
Re-cap:
You guys are really mean, and probably fat.
I am too skinny, always have been. I now have high cholesterol
and lots of fillings/caps from the excess my body will let me have.
I don’t look as good as that (didn’t at 22, closer to double that now!),
and I won’t go out in a bikini.
Any of you that looks hotter than this chick, feel free to post a photo for our enjoyment, ‘K?
Aw, have a cheezburger and some potatoes. As for me, I can’t figure out how to post a picture, but I guarantee I don’t have implants, fake nails or bleached hair.
A lot of us have body issues, and I’m sure a lot of us *are* overweight, just as some of us are underweight. (Ya damn sure won’t catch ME in a bikini.) The main difference is that in celebrity circles, unhealthily underweight is considered a desirable state. That, more than anything, is what bothers most people, I think. That girl, along with many other young females in Hollywood and elsewhere, has completely lost touch with what a healthy body looks like. And since she looked a little beefier (but still quite slim) before her breast augmentation and rhinoplasty, I imagine she has purposely done this to herself to complete her “transformation.”
Insight FTW.
her augmentation is not as bad as maxi mouds 90 percant of her body weight is their
(just here to be at the bottom of the replies…)
Just want to put a note-
I understand that Hollywood has put young women out of touch
with a healthy body image, and I am not into plastic boobs, or fake nails, or even dyed hair.
I just felt like everyone was being really horrible to some young woman who
may/may not already have serious issues.
Looked her up and saw much nicer shots.
This is a very recent picture though. I could almost guarantee you those ‘nicer shots’ were taken before she became an anorexic sack of bones. Everyone is being really horrible to some young woman who might have serious issues…. because she’s does have serious issues that she does not nothing to solve but throw money at, and she’s really stuck up to boot. She’s getting back what she resents to this world.
Definitely true – she looked good when she was more muscular. I’m a skinny girl myself (6′, 135), and I still look at this picture and think it’s…well, scary and awkwardly proportioned. Sure, there are some people who think I’m too thin, but that doesn’t mean every comment about someone needing a sandwich is unwarranted.
This chick needs a freaking sandwich. Plus, she pretty much became “famous” through reality tv as I recall, which usually is seen as…well, attention whoring.
I sense ‘issues’ here… I’d suggest a shrink rather than a humour/satire commentary thread.
Amazing! That’s almost the same face she had when I slipped it up her pooper!
If the camera adds 10 pounds, I’m glad I’m not seeing her without the camera. Ick!
Holy barf. She looks like a shovel.
If this is what “society” wants women to look like, I’m glad I’m gay! XD
I think she’s hot. maybe a little chubby, but hey, I’m sure she can lose a few more lbs
Clearly this is sarcasm… because if she lost anymore weight… she’d be dead…
Holocaust/Famine fail. People can be a lot thinner and live.
It thinks it’s more like hyperbole WIN!
google “Pro Ana”
there are groups that support and encourage Anorexia AS A LIFESTYLE that often go by that name. truly disturbing. makes it hard to tell if this person is being serious or if it’s sarcasm and going for shock value.
Its not sarcasm…
Note the name…’pro ana’
meaning pro anorexia -_-
*grumbles*
If your serious about this, your just like every other beotch who thinks that since they’re perfect everyone has to meet their standards. If you weren’t serious about this ignore everything I just said.
“She also has more $ than this board added up.”
That’s because she doesn’t spend any money on food.
actually laughed…!
*giggles*
“She’s young, skinny, and really pretty.
She also has more $ than this board added up.”
Yeppers. No matter how smart we are, how nice we are, how hard we work, we will never ever make as much money as this vapid dingbat, or have the kind of fame and adulation she has, apparently effortlessly — because she’s “young, skinny, and really pretty”.
Maybe that accounts for just a teensy bit of the snark here.
FTW!
im not a guy, but i imagine that sleeping with this girl would be like sleeping with a stick figure or maybe a table…hard bones and things. And what would you do when you were done with her? she doesn’t eat has no brains or personality. she’s not THAT pretty either. her face is average for a blond girl.
skinny and blond do not equal pretty.
she may be making money now, but it wont last for long if she doesn’t have something to back it up. she will get old eventually and then what will she do?
No brains or personality? What? You lunch with her or something? Do you know her? So…… all thin blondes are stupid and boring. Huh.
I’ll bet she’s plenty smart… after all, she makes her money by looking pretty. That’s got to be easier than my job. She COULD have been a 9-5 working girl with a boss and 4 kids but NOOO, she had to find a way to the good life.
Yea. Stupid.
What makes her vapid? That she looks good?
So, does that mean all ugly people are smart? Is it inversely proportionate? Are you really, really ‘smart’?
I have never understood how a rather plain lookn woman can be called “really pretty” just cuz she has yellow hair & largeish breasts. I have largeish breasts too ya kno…but then again, i dont have yellow hair….also i am a man.
Yeah, but yours are real.
Win!
I highly doubt shes very drought or famine resistant.
lol!
POTATO ISN’T A NUMBER!!
if the poor dumb thing didnt get SUCH big boobs it wouldnt be so bad. im naturally thin, my collar bone and hip bones stick out just a bit. however, you cant count the ribs between my boobs(which are natural, thank you very much). any girl who is thin like heidi shouldnt get boobs that have no chance of being real. the girl should have drawn the line at C’s, thats the most a size 1 like herself could get away with. or rather, been proud of her body and loved it for what it was.
Just imagine if she ever attained her ideal weight? Her boobs would be EPIC!
More of a size 00. I’m larger than she is and a size 0.
You can count the ribs on MY chest, but I don’t diet and I’m not anorexic or anything, I’m just really skinny.
So I agree that she’s fake all over, but on some people it really IS natural. Just FYI.
“Really Pretty”?
You looking at the same picture? with good make-up, a long lens and flat lighting she’s ok…
“I betcha there are some serious whales commenting here.
(Not sure? Hint: People are not supposed to waddle.)”
Neither are whales, for that matter…
You know what, though, I betcha if you put up a picture of a celebrity with a body that was healthy and all natural, but which also happened to be thin, no one would be saying anything.
For instance, I betcha no one would say a damn thing about Lucy Lawless needing to eat a cheeseburger, and she’s quite slender these days. Also a blond. Also really pretty. Much prettier than this plastic Barbie wannabe, actually.
Heck no. Lucy is hot – and as you say, naturally slim. Always has been. I think these days it may be all that energy she works off on stage
I’m technically obese, but that’s mostly down to muscle bulk (accident of genetics, not training I hasten to add. Never had that sort of discipline…)
The air brushed, implanted, painted creature in the main picture has the pinched look of someone who over diets.
Ms Lawless carries a reasonable layer of subcutaneous fat and, as far as I am aware, still trains quite regularly.
I thought proper diagnosis of obesity took body fat percentage into account more than total body mass … ?
I think by technically, Uncle Fester might be referring to that diagnosis by us of BMI. Which is the lamest way to diagnose obesity in my opinion.
*use
Track down some photos of the U.S. women’s water polo team. They look a little more healthy.
Gotta agree with the coments made here. The real natural women are soooo much more attractive. Yeah, yeah….the “fake” ladies are fun to look at and good for fantasies, but real women are so much better and hotter.
I am not talking about 600 lb giant women, but a little meat on the bones is nice and normal. I know a lot of women that love to check out the Chippendale dancers, but have normal looking men. Its kind of the same thing.
Anyway, its not that she is some horrible thing to look at, it is more that she looks so……fake? All around. Imagine her with another 10 or 15 pounds of muscle and “padding”….MMmmmm.
Thinking along the lines of say…Jessica Biel? (Is that spelled right?) Very hot / beutiful woman that looks like she could kick your ass, as well.
Hey you know I used to lift heavy weights, really heavy weights. 500 pound leg press anyone? I used to do that three sets 15 reps giggling and talking to my trainer without breaking a sweat. I was never a thin person being 5’4″ and weighing more than the insurance charts said I should. It was not all muscle either.
But you know the guys at the gyms liked me and I had my fair share of offers. It was not the body or my girlish good looks. It was my personality. At the end of the day and as you get older you realize looks change for everyone. Personality shines through.
Honestly I would rather have a man that made me laugh and with whom I could have a good time. (not that type of good time get yer mind out of the gutters.)
oh and I meant to add that there were girls who looked thin and who were their recommended insurance table weight who would test out at higher percent of body fat than I ever had because they had no muscle mass. heh.
It was crazy to be next to a woman in the locker room who would look like jello before she donned her clothes. When she got into her jeans and put a shirt on she looked all tiny and dainty. I always wondered what they were doing in the gym (other than flirting).
Ok I am done. I’ll shut up and read the comments.
Lol, my favorite is the thin ‘super-fit’ girls at the gym that you don’t ever really see actually doing anything but giving girls like myself (most definitely *not* thin) nasty looks and yet not a single one of them could run up a flight of stairs without getting winded if their life depended on it.
I might not be thin and I might not be beautiful, but I *am* healthy. And that, in the end, is all I really care about.
The only thing real about this girl are her dead eyes.
She might be able to count to potato, but can she count to cheeseburger?
ok boys, would you rather have a really have a toothpick with giant balloons for boobs, or have an actual FEMALE with real boobs any size, curves, and an actual stomach to eat all your delicious (or not) food?
I’m a lesbian. I’d rather have the fake boobed, happy smiley skinny chick than a “real” woman who can’t stop eating cheese.
News Flash! This woman is a “real” woman. What, she’s made out of paper? She has parents, friends, siblings, pets, bills, a job…….
Marry me!
ROFLMAO!
Booooo, Creepy Barbie Lady!
YAY, beer!
Huh… Nit pick much? First there’s a woman with huge breasts, and a nice face, and they argue if she’s fat or not. Who the hell cares? Then here’s a woman with large breasts, not too bad a face, and you’re complaining that she’s too skinny. Not enough people on here are concerned with the positive. Instead, you’d rather complain, and insult, and split hairs, because it makes you feel better that everyone else is as ugly as you think you are.
Us ugly people have a very valuable role: We make hot people feel better about themselves.
this made me lol
i wonder what the hell she was thinking about with that expression on her face =O
impressive that many comments about a blonde, fake boobed, scarily skinny dumb looking chick (no offense, its just the impression i have from that one pic). i dont recall seeing the name anywhere before. yes i looked at the name, not the breast, you should try it sometimes
yay for real women! yes, you can be beautiful without plastic surgery
“yes, you can be beautiful without plastic surgery”
Thank you. Wish more people thought that way.
Any other women loose a little bit of self esteem every time a guy drools over an uber skinny fake boobed girl like this one?
I mean, I’m thin, but I certainly don’t have boobs like that.
Seconded
People just don’t like her… Why IS that I’m wondering…
They’re jealous. You know its true
They can make rude comments all day long, but 90% of American women would look like her if they could.
bahahahahaha
I think she looks great, personally.
But, the fake boobs are a little much.
People need to stop ragging on celebrities just because they’re thin! Are you jealous?
Personally I would rather not look like an underfed stick insect. My man would get bruises every time we did it. And no, I’m not jealous. If I were a lesbian, I would prefer my woman to have some curves, and I don’t mean fake book curves!
AAAAUUUUGGHHH!!!! Quick someone feed it!!!!
Holy. Frikin. Crap. Eat something, lady, you are bony beyond what is humanly possible.
If she keeps her lips pursed like that, I don’t CARE what the rest of her look like. Giggity.
I guess not so much pursed, as agape would be a better word.
She doesn´t need a burger, she needs a whole frikkin cow!
BEFORE SHE STARTS TO HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH!
She needs to eat a potato.
I still think this one is funny.
Pfft, I can count to steak and eggs. Amateur.
I can count to elebenty….forty two. XD
Isn’t that from the movie, The Ringer?
With Johnny Knoxville?
She can has cheezburger?
Can she even count at all?
WTF eat a potato and shut up, skinny.
Poor girl…the media makes people so crazy…
mandy thats cause there huge
Speaking from a lesbian point of view– Not many girls find this attractive either. I prefer women with the bodies of grown women, not 12 year old boys.
She’s got bigger bewbs than said 12 year old boys… brainless IS better!
Says you. *rimshot*
I’d hit it…
Of course you would…heehee
hey GUYS (GUYS ONLY) if u look reaaaly well u can see her (left side) boob tit LOL
You really can’t, well not if they’re conventionally placed anyway.
What you can see is that she’s smuggling peas inside her top, and would look like a xylophone if you reversed the boob job!
FAAAAAAAke fake fake fake fake. I’ll never get fake boobs…They just look so…Not like boobs. More like perfectly spherical alien parasites that have drilled beneath the skin of their host and sucked away their life. Ew.
I’d love to get fake boobs! I’d never leave the house!
WTF…
Hmm. Cameltoe.
Proof that skinny girls are not always what you want to be.
She looks like death on a stick.
true…
You look like a tool commenting on a website… commenting after yourself.
i would tap that
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh yeah? Well I can count to banana!
The poor starved child looks as if the photographer just showed her a burger
wow she is one skinny thing isn’t she i mean i think im fat but now compared to her im like far albert..
OH MY GOD that chick is SKINNY!
you can see her ribs!
she is working off that tic-tac she had for lunch
lol rofl hahahehe hoho
mmm read previous comments…
Great… another site I can bookmark and never come back to
I think she should’ve spent less time counting, and more time eating potato
well i can count to tomatoe…or is that samllerer…is potato i big nomber if it is i can coun to watermellon, thas bigger than both of those… oh an its bigger than potato AND tomatoe
This is why you don’t use vegetables to teach a supermodel to count.
Isn’t it funny that marketing companies and the media in general promote the ideal as being skinny and having no curves, yet nearly every comment on this page proves otherwise?
I think it’s great, real women have real curves, that’s from a breast man who simply likes them big, being fake/real/wahtever, but I still prefer them on a girl with a bit of meat, no point trying to bounce them up and down if you’re going to break the carriage in the process!
id rip her intestines out…. >.>
She may be able to count to potato, but will she eat one? I doubt it.
She is perfect, stop your whinning you bunch of hogs!
hah! i lol’d
FAiL
too bad she cant eat one.
Wow
She’s young, skinnier than barbie and has more plastic in her too.
(Hint: you shouldn’t be able to count someone’s ribs from 10 feet away)
I can count to potato too! woooo ill drink to that!
for God’s sake, give her some cheezburgers!!! better yet someone ask Angelina to adopt this poor child…
I hit that and now shes all over my jock
Giggity Giggity!!
Apparently straight guys love the body of twelve year old boys with plastic boobs? Last time I checked I liked some curves. Call me crazy.
Feh, there’s no way those are DD.
(And I’m F, so I know. =P)
Nah, trust me on this one, they’re probably only a C. I should know, my friend has DD.
crazy
i thought twelve year-old boys were fat and sweaty
You’re not alone, Dave. My boyfriend and I both like curvy hotness as well. A winding road is so much more fun to drive than a straight one.
Crazy
almost all boobs are beautiful. small big there still beautiful.
lol those are some low standards
Spoken like a 12 year old boy who’s never seen real breasts.
hey, thai wod be warm
lol
I lol’d
so I can count to eleventy carrot ha!
I have visible hip bones…. I like my hip bones slightly viewable but cleavage should not have rib ridges! EEK 0_0
Skinny and pretty is fine. Skinny and pretty and stupid and fake? I’ll pass.
She’d be cuter if she didn’t look like a knockoff brand of Barbie come to life.
I’m not bitter or fat. I’m just really tired of Hollywood fakes telling America’s young girls how they “should” look and act in order to have any “value” in our society. I will continue ranting against unhealthy role models, thank you very much.
I have something she may eat. Is full of protein.
OMG! I was thinking the same thing…and am I the only one disturbed
about how pale she is? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing
against pale people or anything but that’s just gross…I mean,
the girl lives in California for Pete’s sake…I’m from Chicago and
my pale friends make her look like snow. That’s gross.
Oh, and she needs a little thing called a burger…I know,
probably a big stretch from her half a tic-tac a day…
Lol. Sounds KFC.
O.o you know she looks starved… Are you sure you wanna put some meat in her mouth? you might not get it back…
roflroflroflroflrofl
I had to think about that for a bit
Follow the flow of the comments better. Calilac was replying to Sally, not you.
“I will continue ranting against unhealthy role models”
You should! Everyone should.
“I will continue ranting against unhealthy role models, thank you very much.”
You deserve the world’s longest standing ovation.
Or felt fake ones >.<
I’m a 30F, and with a ribcage that small they probably are DD – mine don’t
look F to most people.
My sister is a 34G – there’s no way this girl’s are DD even with a small ribcage, seriously.
She is alarmingly thin. But I agree, maybe D, not DD.
she’s not thin in that picture, but emaciated (showing signs of mild dehydration).
That NEEDS a pejorative description. I’d hate to think the easily led would think it was ‘good’
Congratulations, your comment has completely ambiguitized your gender.
dont let her go in a all you cant eat buffet. bye bye food
Exactly. I mean, look at Marilyn Monroe! At 5’5″ (ish) she weighed anywhere between 120 and 140 at any given time, and she was still *gorgeous*. My friend Kim is 5’7″ and thinks she needs to weigh 120 to look ‘hot’ b/c that’s what she sees all day every day. It sucks.
I am an RN at 5’7″ she needs to weigh about 135 give or take 10% depending on her frame.
I remember my nutrition teacher talking about her daughter saying she needed to go on a diet because she and her friends needed to weigh 90 pounds. The 12 year old kid weighed less than 90 pounds. Sigh she and her friends had heard that was a good weight for them. They were all different heights.
Sheesh this poor malnourished girl got me going on a topic that bothered me for quite some time.
agreed.
id still hit that.
So… you know someone with Gs, and you have Fs…
how does that make you an expert on Ds, exactly?
i like tic-tacs!
Me, too. But 10 FREAKING CALORIES don’t make up an entire day’s feast. I mean, chica needs to eat a few cows to feed her starving body.
“That’s the problem…”
Not to mention they’re ugly as sin. They tend to look like some sort of horrible subcutaneous infection.
http://weekinthenee.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/sheep1.jpg
PAY UP.