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Isn’t it the oldest Palin daughter? No clue what her name is.
Honestly, I don’t know who or what this photo is about – all I see is BOOBS… and I’m not even into BOOBS! *facepalm*
Good caption Roxy, very funny and very true!
Not the Palin girl
(By the way, her name’s Bristol)
Photo’s much older
Ummm no it’s not ::rolleyeyes::
I dunno, but I’m “racking” my brain to remember
*rimshot*
This photo was out long before the name “Palin” crossed the minds of anyone outside of Wassaila, AK.
Seriously. It’s been around for years.
Oh, I see….
(Not really, I still only see BOOBS.)
y….2 weapons in a dress…amazing
Technically, three weapons but the third one is not visible in this image.
Wow, very mature
Please tell me your misspelling of Wasilla was intentional? Please?
Wow, is she a two-bagger. Fugly on the Posh scale.
Have some class, d00d.
A more fitting term would be ’40 yd fake’ or ‘butterface’
at least shes not a boobiedo-where the belly sticks out fatrther than the boobie do
lol, I posted butterface above.
Boobiedo is my new favorite word.
it’s not politically correct to make fun of people with Dunlop’s Disorder (that’s where the belly dun lop over de belt…)
Not only do I not know who that chick is, but she is NOT ugly, and she’s got GREAT rack. As long as she isn’t floating Kardashian style in the rear, just about any guy would be about it for at least one night.
We could just stop ripping on people altogether … but then this just wouldn’t be the IntArWEb anymore, would it?
Isnt it sad that humanity has sank that low, and were going with it.
A comment on the comments: you know you’re getting old when your native language becomes incomprehensible. 40 yd fake? butterface? boobiedo? Like Sinatra at the end of that song? Boobie-dooby-doo?
butterface – “her body is great, but her face….” run together but her face saying it quickly. butterface.
boobiedo – (copied from hell hath) “where the belly sticks out farther than the boobie (sic) do”, i.e. she’s a fatty.
40 yd fake, can’t help you on that one.
40 yard fake – They look real until you get within 30 yards of them woman. Usualy it is measured in feet but I guess yards work as well/
errrr 40 yards*
This is also known as a “halfblocker” (hot, until you get closer than a half-block)
or a “Matisse” (stand back and it’s gorgeous.. get close and all you see is brushstrokes and blobs of color)
That’s “Monet”
oooooh i like that one. i know guys who rank girls from 1-10, but not in the way you’d expect, it’s the number of beers they’ve got to drink in order to take her home. the girl in the pic is probably a 5 or 6.
this was to seriously?!? it didn’t nest properly…. harumph.
That statement made absolutely no sense.
Makes perfect sense to me. My statement was a little hard to read, tho, too many typo’s I really have to not post right after waking up.
If you read the posters’ names, it works, though shortright might have done well to use quotes to separate the name (i.e, “seriously?!?”)
/ramble
You mean someone thinks this woman’s face is ugly? Whew. As far a boobiedo, okay, not used to bad grammar, even now.
Ever notice how guys who “rate” girls are usually no prize winners themselves?
They like to pretend that that have some quality which would get them a woman of any kind. By rating them, they can say, “I wouldn’t do her, she’s a 2″ when really it’s more like “she won’t talk to me, so I’m going to pretend like she has some flaw by which I can get past my own insecurities.”
I’m a bisexual female, so yeah, I can judge. You can tell she’s pretty out of shape by her arms, but she whitens her teeth, tans, and shows her boobs off, instead of having some tact and letting just a bit of cleavage show, and letting the size tell it’s own story. So, she’s shallow, lazy, and easy. But that’s just obvious, not jealousy on my part.
Good god, women truly are so much meaner then men. I will agree she needs to lay off the tanning but she isn’t ugly. She isn’t fat either. Her arms look fine, maybe slightly fleshy but it’s not gross by any means. Can’t we just be somewhat accepting of each other? Every time you see a woman you have to rag on some detail? Men rarely ever have to live with this kind of scrutiny. I find it disgusting women have to keep doing this to each other. Here’s an old and very relevant insult-Get a life. I’m aware this is the interweb, it’s very funny all of you are quite willing to shoot off at the mouth here but if you saw this girl face to face you’d would say nothing or even worse try to act friendly.
I am a female who agrees with nothing678. Other than over-plucked eyebrows, I don’t see anything wrong with this girl. Those look a bit stripper-ish, but she isn’t fat, ugly, and doesn’t have a big nose either.
OKAY. CAN EVERYONE GET BACK TO THEIR BORING LIVES AND SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT WHICH GENDER IS WORSE? THANK-YOU.
Oh, and ladies, if you don’t want them looked at don’t let them hang out.
HANG out? Those aren’t hanging, they’re about to break free of the flimsy confines of that negligee she’s wearing.
I think her name is June because she’s busting out all over. (Obscure 80s reference)
80s reference? More like 1945 — “Carousel” by Rodgers & Hammerstein
Well, originally, yes. But I was referring the the 80s classic, “Boobs on 45″ by the unforgettable Ivor Biggun.
Actually, it’s “Bras On 45″.
It’s on the Dr. Demento 30th Anniversary Collection.
Oh, that’s right! And the refrain (one of them) is “Boobs upside ya head, ya got boobs upside ya head!” So classy. LOL!
THANK YOU, Schmoe!
and Jackie, it’s ‘almost wearing’ lol
talk about trashy, geez.
i’m a chick and all that comes to mind with this pick is motorboatin….is that wrong?
pic*
spelling fail …boobs distracting….
That is not wrong…
That is right on SO many levels.
*dazed at the thought*
*closes eyes and goes *bbbbbbbbbppppptttt*
I feel kind of sorry for the kid. Not only is he totally busted (no pun intended) but the moment is captured for all posterity. Great pic to show to the grandkids, huh? “…and this is when I first discovered girls!”
Wow. That seems all too familiar to me.
… I was going to reference something here… but I’ve lost it…
I would.
Um…so what celebrity is she?
the one with boobs. obviously.
Oh! If only we could see her name-tag!
(For some reason, it seems very very very small in this pic… I wonder why?)
omg!!! BALLOONS!!!
nametag isn’t small. Boobs r just so big it makes it look small. Omg I wanna**** her LOL
This is one of the funniest I’ve seen on this site. My 12-year-old son and 11-year-old daughter agree that is a most exceptional play on words.
Well done. We LOL’d for the first time here!
I accidentally the boobs, what should I do?
Use an action verb…
Oldjoke is getting Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold
And yet still perfectly viable.
Shes not ugly the kid is
Those. Are. Huge.
the melons don’t fit in the over-the-shoulder boulder-holders anymore.
oh my god that’s my ex girlfriend!?! when did she get fake boobs? ugh i missed out…
Ha ha ha! Seriously!? Dude……..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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15 will get you 20! 15 will get you 20! God, why did I look?
*commences with the self-flogging*
Where’s the caption? I only see boobs…
That girl is asking to be ogled. More trashy that hot if you ask me.
*than
i tell you, she was my ex-girl friend
[lol]
I take it that she dumped you, not vice versa?
heloo
Good to know the youth of America retain their keen interest in anatomy!
Isn’t she Stephanie Macintosh from the Australian show Neighbours? She had a 20 second singing career, before she faded away… looks damn like her if it’s not!!!
Yeah it does look like her :S
Wish I was that kid! I certainly got distracted by those weapons.
WHAT kid?
this is NOT a Palin kid, did a comparison of a photo of the oldest Palin and the face does not match in any way shape or form. Age would not have changed her face that much, so I don’t care how old the photo may be, it’s not her.
i love boobs
well those arent boobs that that kid is looking at. those are balloons.
i want to born to her (@ )( @) as son
seriously dude! BALLOONS!!! cant you tell? she sprayed spray on tan on them (along with the rest of her body…) and then she taped em too herself
no really, who is this person?
LOL I love the action verb joke and one word to close up BOOBS
They blonde “guy” oggling is…Chastity Bono.
god this website is discusting
I know… the lack of correct spelling just makes me wanna throw up…
DISGUSTING.
“Good to know the youth of America retain their keen interest in anatomy!”
Genius comment.
that drunk chick from atomic kitten
Well, I don’t know about anyone else…but I think there’s something a little vulnerable and insecure about her expression. I’m sure (as someone posted earlier) she DOES think her boobs are her best feature; she’s probably developed that idea from the fact that most people talk to THEM instead of to HER. I don’t think you could seriously call her fat – curvy would be closer, but in a good way. She’s pretty, with a nice body and face – and the great misfortune to have one millisecond of her life preserved forever to be dissected, analyzed, and judged by the entire internet.
Oh, and just for reference, I’m a hetero female with a butterface myself. Don’t feel like I should be judging anyone.
BOOBS r good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her dress does NOT fit and it looks like it is just about to fall off.
and all yalll are pervs.
BOOBS r good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh, and just for reference, I’m a hetero female with a butterface myself. Don’t feel like I should be judging anyone
so i think its a playboy model named Mary Piemonte….i won’t go into how i came up with this hypothesis just go with it
I don’t think she is a butterface. She is kind of cute. I don’t think she is much older than the kid entranced by her overflowing bountiful breastesses.
I know a couple of strippers who have butterfaces. I also know a bondage model who has one. I really don’t think she is a butterface but everyone has their own opinion.
Quite honestly I think Sarah Jessica Parker is a butterface.
I bet if she was smiling genuinely (instead of that “oh, a camera, I guess I shoul smi-*click*” look) she would not seem like such a butterface.
Not that I don’t love SJP but she really doesn’t have the body to be a butterface.
OMG, Roisin, you are so right. SJP has man hands, knobby joints and a horse face. Still, she’s got shoes that cost more than my total net worth, so I guess I should just shut up, hahahahahahahaha!
Yeah, she is kind of “meh” in that respect. She’s small (potential for cute), but has no real shape to her body. She comes out too bony, which is *why* her face is not that attractive. The angles are too sharp.
I know this is dumb but whats a butter face? :S
Thanks
it means, everything ‘but her face’ is hot (say it quickly)
Ha thanks now I get it lol
lol, i had to ask that when i first heard it. but that was years ago