Comments on: I’ll Sell My Own Mother…

By: joe from chicago

joe from chicago — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 04:12:31 +0000

“IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 30 i WILL THROW IN THIS 5 GRAMS OF BLOW….SSSSSNNNNNNNNNN WELL NOW IT’S 4 GRAMS…ACT NOW!!!!

THIS OFFER WILL LAST UNTILL i START TO CRASH THEN IT’S 3 GRAMS

By: serious lolz

serious lolz — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:35:06 +0000

Why not a seance medium? That’s the only way you’ll see Billy Mays now…

By: MEow

MEow — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:58:42 +0000

I thought he beat up a prostitue…

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:51:09 +0000

Still do it for Michael jackson, too.

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:46:11 +0000

Hes in jail anyway… I think he either malested a child or killed someone.

By: llc

llc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:07:12 +0000

disgusting thought.

By: fadiekay

fadiekay — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:13:21 +0000

For all the people who are talking about how mean these comments are, you need to check the dates on them. The “haters” posted BEFORE he died. He was annoying when he was selling (he would often set up a demo in the local Sam’s club where I worked in Greenville SC, he was from Greer SC) but was a really nice man in person when he wasn’t in selling mode. He did a lot for the area, but to ignore someones faults simply because they are dead is NOT respectful. We don’t remember Hitler as a very good painter now do we? If you did not personally know then man, he could seem to be all about the sells, and he was very loud.

By: sad

sad — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:54:36 +0000

billy mays died im sad to see all these haters hating on a dead man

By: David Kellas

David Kellas — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:36:17 +0000

sweet deal, I am not “gay” (to each their own) or anything like that, but if your sister looks as hot as you do… no probelm, she must be one dead knockout hehe

By: laila

laila — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:01:08 +0000

Oh this is in such poor taste! The man is dead. All in all it is funny but still icky….

By: heather

heather — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:08:27 +0000

I remember that guy!
“HI, I’M BARRY SCOTT! TRY NEW CILLIT BANG!!”
He’s so much quieter now. It makes me sad.

By: krys

krys — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:24:18 +0000

you will be missed

By: phe.

phe. — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:28:04 +0000

and then he will clean it up the mess with his shamwow…

By: teh wasted jamacan

teh wasted jamacan — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:03:18 +0000

STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:00:31 +0000

I just realized Billy Myas never advertised the Shamwow.

Forgive my EPIC FAIL.

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:59:57 +0000

I went to this boat show once, and they had a Shamwow stand, and it actually worked.
But still. Billy mays sorta scares me….
Like, why does he always yell like we’re twenty miles away when he’s doing a commercial?

By: inot

inot — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:11:32 +0000

hahaha… hilarious.

By: maiden!

maiden! — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:33:11 +0000

in England we used to have this ad guy called Barry Scott, no wait it was BARRY SCOTT! he sold cilit BANG! and he always shouts, but then nthey dubbed him ;-;
that was an awesoem ad ._.

By: ihaz2cutegoggies

ihaz2cutegoggies — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:16:43 +0000

no not a $5 dollar value. probably a $60 dollar value, they’ll tell you.

By: zanyzarah

zanyzarah — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:04:10 +0000

i use to live next to a guy who look just like him but skinny….creepy

By: ferret7483

ferret7483 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:57:25 +0000

Whenever he tries to sell something, it sounds like he’s angry at you.
He scared my little brother once.

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:34:27 +0000

D00D I LOVE THIS GUY!!! <333

By: Aak_kills

Aak_kills — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:21:38 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA

this has got to be one of the best!

By: Allehkinz

Allehkinz — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:46:26 +0000

He is annoying as HELL.

By: CGS

CGS — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:33:42 +0000

Practice safe eating. Always eat with a condiment.

By: CGS

CGS — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:32:35 +0000

I didn’t realize there was a version of the Aristocrats joke that involved Billy Mays.

By: lt. obvious

lt. obvious — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:46:19 +0000

he may be a douche, but i must say, he does have perfect hair.

By: ChainsawHands

ChainsawHands — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:43:47 +0000

It’s funny because it’s true…

By: Gr3y

Gr3y — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:15:13 +0000

Shaun Hannity or Rush Limbaugh I presume?

By: fiendishrabbit

fiendishrabbit — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:00:12 +0000

That’s because he sold his soul. And because the devil ordered now he threw in Empathy and Truthfulness as well for only 20% more wealth and fortune. What a bargain.

By: Ninjinster

Ninjinster — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:48:43 +0000

It’s an STD….

By: Jamieteevee

Jamieteevee — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:36:15 +0000

And if you order in the next 10 minutes I will let you bang my sister and then my Mom and then you can peg ME while my Mom pegs you and my sister takes pictures. But remember, this is a limited time offer and operators are standing by.
Next up! SHAM WOW!!! You won’t BELIEVE how creepy the next guy is!

By: catsrae

catsrae — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:42:11 +0000

He sells insurance, too. That’s when he went from scary to oh-my-gosh-run-away-scary in my book.

By: Gatta Forte

Gatta Forte — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:26:53 +0000

But wait, order now and I’ll throw in these mustard sorbets! A $5.00 value, yours free!

By: dehdesh

dehdesh — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:53:12 +0000

Sister, I barely new ‘er!

By: Candystripe Legs

Candystripe Legs — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:15:28 +0000

I wish that guy would stop yelling. I’m hard of hearing and usually need the tv up loud, but when he comes on it feels like my ear drums will burst

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:59:49 +0000

Donate now and I’ll double your tax deduction; you just pay for the added shipping and processing fees.

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:53:52 +0000

haha…that’s a good one…
how about the Latin translation: Douchimus Maximus!

By: Hatsuyuki

Hatsuyuki — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:52:00 +0000

Apparently, it also causes you to activate caps lock every time you type too. I feel sorry for them…where do I donate for this horrible horrible disease?

Jeez…hope it’s not contagious..

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:30:38 +0000

Haha its called Esophageal Douchebagaria

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:25:09 +0000

That’s kinda horrible that this isn’t too fictionalized.

By: Elliott

Elliott — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:22:14 +0000

Oh. My. God. Vince haunts me in my dreams. Seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised to wake up one day and hear that he murdered his whole family. Guy is one scary bastard.

By: Darth-Tobi

Darth-Tobi — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:41:31 +0000

Of course- except he didn’t make them. Both are available under different names for under five dollars at Wal-Mart and work just as well. Got me an A+ on my science project, too.

By: Cristina

Cristina — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:34:30 +0000

so does oxy-clean! it can get stains out of ANYTHING, srsly.

By: no way

no way — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:25:26 +0000

HOW DARE YOU. HE SUFFERS FROM A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT PREVENTS HIM FROM MODULATING THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE!

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:07:19 +0000

They make ketchup popsicles?!? WANT!!!

By: Aoife

Aoife — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:23:18 +0000

I fixed a leaky kitchen pipe joint with Mighty Putty because my landlord ignored my repair requests. The stuff actually worked. Though why I should care about property damage when owner doesn’t is beyond me. Win and Fail.

By: more cowbell

more cowbell — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:21:16 +0000

Why can’t this obnoxious douchenozzle speak in a normal voice?

By: Slaggingham

Slaggingham — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:40:48 +0000

I bought some of that Mighty Putty.

It works. I’ve fixed tables and such with it.

I’m just sayin’.

By: Karl

Karl — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:02:25 +0000

I’ll throw in my sister – just pay processing and handling!