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Nicky Hilton

My name is Anna… Anna Rexia

(Nicky Hilton)

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  1. KaBooM says:

    I TOTALLY lol’d at this! Awesome! HA!

  2. hooman says:

    lul, i wonder y shes like that? that whole family is F***ed up. Do people actually think that is cute to be skinny like that? its just disgusting

  3. giggidy giggidy says:

    The whole famn damily looks like a bunch of sweaters washed in hot water and hung over a chair by an uncaring college student: lanky and stretched out with no hope of returning to a normal shape.

  4. Liberalwhiner says:

    This is pathetic. They should pull this off the site. This and all women should be entitled to the right to starve themselves to feel better. I can’t believe we would make fun of this woman for doing what she feels makes her feel socially acceptable. If anything we ought to pass laws making it illegal to stop someone from starving themself because of an eating disorder, then fairness would rain. I hope more people join me and protest this, this is worse than proposition 8 in California!

    • gilda8607 says:

      “If anything we ought to pass laws making it illegal to stop someone from starving themself because of an eating disorder…”

      Please, tell me you’re being sarcastic? It’s hard to tell via internet communications if you’re being serious or not.

      If you are being serious, then I think that’s a terrible thing to say. Eating disorders cause all sorts of health problems, and can result in death. Will the women who you think you’re defending still feel “socially acceptable” when she’s dead? What you’re basically saying is “It’s okay that she’s killing herself. You shouldn’t be allowed to stop her from slowly murdering herself, because at least she’ll feel pretty before she wastes away and dies.”
      Wouldn’t the better solution be to stop buying in to the media’s ridiculous and sensationalized view of “beauty”? People should be allowed to feel good about themselves no matter how they look, as long as they’re healthy and comfortable. That would solve the problem without turning a blind eye to dangerous health conditions.

      And if you WERE being sarcastic and not serious, then I’m sorry for my rant, hehe.

    • Alexa says:

      Wow. I don’t even know what to say to this. I have to agree with person above and hope that you are being sarcastic. Anorexia and bullemia are ***serious illnesses***. Have you ever seen anyone that never got help for them that had been anorexic/bullemic for YEARS? They’re teeth turn yellow and waste away if they are bullemic. They’re skin turns yellow and nasty too. They go into kidney and total organ failure. They have to be taken care of 24/7. They need to eat this nasty food just to get nutrients into their system. They’re going to the hospital every week because they are trying to fight to just stay alive. They are totally and completely debilitating illnesses and everyone who is suspected of having one should go get help NOW before it gets even worse.

      Hollywood should be brought down for what they do to people because they should be supporting women to feel good about themselves no matter what size or shape they are, which is why Dove is so amazing with their commercials now! It is NEVER ok to slowly kill yourself. Grow up and read about these disorders and you will probably also see the light.

      Oh and sorry if you were being sarcastic, but this pisses me off too much to not rant about it.

      • sally says:

        Ditto on the wow.
        Checked your site- um…
        Are you 20, or the Mom of an adult?
        If you are in college, how do you not understand the difference
        between “they’re” and “their”?
        I’m gonna guess that you don’t understand all of the health risks associated
        with being overweight.

    • Ev says:

      Pretty sure that was sarcasm.

    • Twilighter says:

      I agree that we shouldn’t make fun of them, but I really don’t want them to starve themselves. I really truly beleive they need help. But really, why do we poke fun at people? NO ONE FRIKIN CARES.

  5. Liberalwhiner says:

    rain= reign, oops got off on my crazy liberal rant and almost forgot my english degree….. Thank you liberal arts education for broadening my horizons!

  6. sally says:

    She may just have a hyper metabolism,
    but why show off a complete lack of thigh?
    Ew.
    I’m really skinny too(no, I’m not anorexic or on meth…),
    but you couldn’t get me out there in that!

    • dadadumb says:

      She never used to be so skinny. Slender, yes. But this is new. Or old, depending on when the pic was taken.

      Eat a sub, Nicky! We love you more than your sis! You seemed pretty normal and non-slutty!

  7. FC says:

    I think she’s fit. I would.

  8. Liberalwhiner says:

    Its not a serious illness, it is how this person copes, maybe she was born with it like a homosexual is born, its not a choice or a disease it is a predestined condition. If we are going to protest to allow homosexuals to marry then we should protest to allow eating disorders to exist.

    That’s the truth of it.

    • Jan74 says:

      You can’t allow or disallow an eating disorder to exist any more than you can allow or disallow gravity.

    • gilda8607 says:

      It is an illness. If it is how she “copes,” then she needs psychological help. That’s like saying that the serial killer Carrol Edward Cole was “coping” with the trauma that his mother put him through by killing women who remind him of his mom, but since he’s just “coping” with trauma, then it’s okay.

      Anorexic and bullemic people are KILLING themselves. Killing themselves. If you see someone hurting him- or herself, you do your best to stop that behavior.

      You cannot compare gay marriage to eating disorders. Gay marriage is about love, about the right to live happily and healthily, and the right to have the same benefits as other people do. Eating disorders are psychological and health disorders which result in physical illness and death. The two issues are incomparable.

      • Liberalwhiner says:

        The issues are comparable, you want to take away her right to her own choice, now this is an issue like gay marriage and abortion. She should be allowed to CHOOSE because it is her body. It is not our right to take away her right to choose, just like we should not judge her because she is annorexic/bulimic. People should be allowed to live the way they want because it is their right to choose, you shouldn’t interfere with her right to CHOOSE because you don’t agree with it!

        • gilda8607 says:

          Being gay does not result in death. Having an abortion would not kill me.
          Eating disorders kill.
          Being gay is not a psychological illness. Having an abortion is not a psychological illness.
          Eating disorders are psychological illnesses.
          Allowing gay marriage is not the same as turning a blind eye to a dangerous disease. Allowing abortions is not the same as turning a blind eye to a dangerous disease.
          Refusing to treat a medical disorder like anorexia or bullemia is turning a blind eye to a dangerous disease.
          There is a difference between the right to marry a legal, consenting adult of whatever sex you desire, a difference between the right to rid yourself of an unwanted pregnancy, and having an actual psychological illness.

          • Liberalwhiner says:

            The only difference is that you call it disease. You are still taking away that person’s right. What you call a disease may seem perfectly normal and acceptable to others. A some people call homosexuality a disease and abortion a plague. Annorexia and bulemia should be constitutionally protected, she ought to be allowed to get rid of unwanted pounds just like that “pesky” little pregnancy. We are in no position to take away her choice to do what she wants. It may result in her death, but that was her choice. We should not let a few people who find this socially unacceptable to take away her choice, just like proposition 8.

          • A440 says:

            What Liberalwhiner is trying to say (and I agree with xe on this point) is that as soon as you use force to stop someone from hurting themselves, you are not protecting them. You are appropriating their life. You are deciding that you can run their life better than they can, and that you should run their life. If they give up the right to choice voluntarily, and give you the power of force over them, they have effectively sold their soul to you, having become only the trustee of their life. Both situations are repugnant, even when compared to death. At least one can die a whole, free person. One cannot if one does what you are suggesting.

            Xe makes a wise argument, and one I wouldn’t expect to come from a liberal.

        • Jan74 says:

          There is no law against being anorexic or skinny. WTF are you talking about? She has the right to choose to be whatever way she wants. Her sister chooses to be orange like a carrot, that is her right too.

    • Bville says:

      Are you kidding me??? Anorexia and Bulimia are SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS. People DIE from starving themselves or from purging regularly over a period of years. It is not like being homosexual AT ALL.

      I agree that some people are genetically thin, and some people eat less and tend to lose some weight under stress. But, intentional starvation or purging or binging-purging or abusing diuretics and laxatives are NOT normal coping mechanisms. They are psychologically and physically damaging manifestations of PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITIONS.

      People with these conditions reach states of malnourishment, get cardiac arrhythmias / seizures / go into shock due to electrolyte and fluid imbalances, and may die. DIE. If it’s something that can kill you, it’s serious.

      To say that these disorders are merely normal coping mechanisms and should be legally protected is absurd.

    • Orangutan says:

      Folks? Let’s not feed the troll, huh?

    • buffaloland85 says:

      Liberalwhiner, do YOU have anorexia or bulemia? If not, then I suggest you shut up. It is an extremely serious illness, and I should know, since it has had devastating effects on my life over the past 5 years. I am finally in recovery and happy, but it was not a choice. Why would I choose to hate myself so much that I felt the need to starve myself and purge the little that I ate? Why would I want the life of isolation and loneliness it leads to, the hospitalizations, dropping in and out of school, the depression, and the after effects. I’m 22 and over the past year I’ve had to have over $3000 worth of dental work to save my teeth, or at least keep them from getting any worse. So unless you have experienced this illness personally, you have no grounds to make all the claims you have been making throughout this post.

  9. Dr. Humongous Great Sausage says:

    I’d do her, with a little she probably won’t break! :P

  10. Jan74 says:

    You have the right attitude.

  11. Captain Blowme says:

    I want to go strolin’ in her colon.

  12. MoonCake says:

    This isn’t funny whatsoever.
    From someone who has suffered with anorexia, it is offensive and triggering. For all you know Ms Hilton could be suffering terribly; anorexia is a harrowing battle, and she may not even be anorexic. She may be going through a stressful time. Do you know how hard this is to battle? Eating Disorders are serious, and what you have done is just sickening.

    • sally says:

      She obviously thinks it looks good,
      or she would find another length of skirt.

    • Captain Blowme says:

      LMAO…you’re a twig too? That’s hillarious.

      What do you call a restaurant for anorexic?
      The Lonely Chef.
      The Empty Plate.

      Coming soon, the Scarf and Barf for bulimics.

  13. Calilac says:

    you’re making yourself out to be a troll. feeding hateful comments with more hate does no good. learn to cope better, let go of the bitterness and hate. sometimes it helps, sometimes nothing helps and you just have to wait for it to pass. it’s part of being human and everyone has their issues. always keep in mind that it’ll pass and keep your support network open.

  14. A440 says:

    *puts on nerd hat* I thought Anna was a bot?

  15. catchmequick says:

    aww that’s so ruudee. even if she is anorexic it is a mental problem dudes.

  16. Kitty says:

    Not funny. If she has an ED, like apparently every 1 in 10 girls/women do, she needs help before it kills her.

    I have an ED and I’ve lost friends to them during recovery — it’s a hard thing to joke about when you’ve experienced it.

    If she is ill, I hope she can get better from it, ’cause a lot of people never do.

    <33 Kitty

  17. Val says:

    Yes, very nice, make fun of someone saying they have a disorder, HA HA that is funny.

  18. midnight says:

    katillac, are you kidding? Sure, it’s a form of humor to the ignorant, but to the knowledgeable–and those struggling with eating disorders (as I am currently) it’s offensive, humiliating, and just speaks of your lack of understanding about mental illnesses. People have argued about it here but I want to just tell you again– THESE ILLNESSES ARE NOT FUNNY. This is no different than making jokes about cancer.

    While I respect your freedom of speech, I can’t say I like it.

  19. Catt Jonas says:

    LOL!!! …she’s not that skinny, though…maybe a little…

  20. Katiee says:

    that is not even slightly funny. i think that highly offensive, it’s not funny to even make a joke about anorexia. it’s a serious disease & it’s definetly not something to laugh about. you should be ashamed.

  21. MLPGirl says:

    Lol, the drama is hilarious, even better than the original pic!!

  22. kawaii me says:

    nice curves :-P

  23. Charlie says:

    First of all, gilda8607, I agree with pretty much all your comments, some people are naturally skinny, some people are naturally curvy. It makes no more difference than your height, it’s just the way you are, and as long as you are healthy, you’re fine. The things that people have said to you were out of order and unacceptable, end of.

    As eating disorders are psychological illnesses, the sufferers are mentally unstable, so yes, it is acceptable for others to try to help them. Their intention is to lose weight, not to die, which they will if they carry on starving themselves. It is NOT the same as gay marriage or abortion, which involve mentally stable people who are able to make decisions for themselves.
    Eating disorders are terrible and I agree that it is wrong to make fun of them, but seeing as the whole point of this site is to take the piss, I don’t see why so many people are getting so offended. If you don’t like what you see, don’t come onto this site. Simple as.

  24. lulu says:

    Mmm.
    I don’t like the lolcelebs about anorexia.
    I’m borderline myself, and my best friend has struggled with it for years, its really not something to joke about.
    xx

  25. erica says:

    LoL Dude

  26. wemonade17 says:

    !elpoep iH

  27. llc says:

    nicely done, girls with this problem should check this out.

  28. KaBooM says:

    *gives you a xanax* You need to relax. take a lithium. If you weren’t so insecure about your own weight, we wouldn’t have gotten to see this manifesto here on this site. Seek therapy.

  29. zebra b says:

    Honestly, most people who are naturally skinny still look pretty healthy. I work with a lady who is really slender naturally, and she looks healthy, not all bony and sunken like Nikki Hilton. Conversely, I had a friend at school who suffered horribly from anorexia nervosa, and she looked sick. The fact of the matter is, people are judgemental, fat or skinny, big boobs or flat, people will always find fault with you. If you’re happy, so be it. Get on with your life, and let them suffer in theirs.

  30. gilda8607 says:

    lol, oh, I know I’m insecure about it. Thing is, I wasn’t when I was a little kid, but you spend enough time hearing about how gross you are and anybody’d have a few self-esteem issues. I think that’s kinda par for the course. =-P

  31. Melody says:

    But really, the truth of the matter is, our society has far more issues with those who are overweight than with people who are much slimmer. Through advertisement, on TV, in the movies, everything you see promotes being ultra thin, a size zero in clothes, etc. It is constantly pushed on us that to be thin is where you must be. To be overweight, even very slightly, is considered wrong and degrading, even disgusting. So while, yes, I understand that thin people also face some of a stigma with regards to size and yes, it IS B.S., the base truth is that you really don’t receive even half of the negative comments/stereotyping that those of us who are overweight do.

  32. gilda8607 says:

    If you “still” don’t care then why would you leave any comment in the first place? I’m not being hostile, here, so you don’t have to keep responding as though I am.

  33. gilda8607 says:

    I wasn’t saying that people who get crap for being “too” skinny get it as much as overweight people do. I know that’s not the case.

    What annoys me is the double-standard, where if an overweight person is mocked for his or her body, that person gets sympathy. If a skinny person is, everyone just tells that person to shut up about it.

  34. Bet says:

    Both arguments are correct, and the only solution is to show kindness and compassion to all human beings. Until that Utopia happens, we have to live in the real world. I’ve always been quite thin. I was mocked in school, and as an adult, I’ve had total strangers come up to me and say things like, “I hate you, you’re so thin!”, “What size DO you wear?”, “How much do you weigh?” and the ever popular, “Wait till you’re older, you’ll get fat! Ha ha!”. If I said anything about how rude it was they would always act surprised, as if somehow these comments were a compliment. My sister has been overweight most of her life so I’ve seen the cruelty that was heaped on her too. But she never had total strangers tell her that they hate her because she’s fat, or ask her what size she wears. That’s not to say that she didn’t endure a huge amount of nasty criticism, just that it was more covert. People would say the same things about us – the difference was that she was made fun of behind her back, and I was criticized to my face. That is because it is more socially acceptable to be too thin over being too fat.

    I think that gilda’s frustration is based on this: when was the last time you saw a picture of an obese person put up here for public humiliation? And yes, I do know that the purpose of this site is to mock celebrities. I’m just saying that I understand her point.

  35. hah says:

    No offense, but we “chunky” folks find it hard to have sympathy for you. But, I’ll be happy to build you a bridge so you can get over that river of tears.

  36. Jan74 says:

    People who judge others on how they look are stupid and shallow, gilda8607. Unless the person is gonna be in a sexual relationship with you, what they look like shouldn’t matter at all.

  37. gilda8607 says:

    That’s… kind of my point.

    I wouldn’t belittle your feelings if someone was making fun of you. Why should it be okay to do that to anyone?

  38. Tessie says:

    Meh. I probably have a fat skeleton, too. Whattya gonna do?

  39. Jan74 says:

    I was really fat for about 1 year – I’ve always been chunky, but at that time I was landmark fat – you know, “turn left at the fat lady”? And trust me, there wasn’t anything covert about being moo’ed at, having strangers look at my grocery cart and say “No wonder you are fat!”, and having people throw their trash from their cars at me if I was out walking (I had to buy a treadmill after that – I was too scared to go out anymore, since it was close to my house). The only “covert” part was that if I ate anything, even a salad or an apple, or drank anything other than water, even if it was a diet soda, out in public, people would roll their eyes and “tsk, tsk” loudly at me. I still have a phobia about eating in public although I am “normal-sized” now, and it took a while to get over the walking outside and grocery shopping phobias.

    People are jerks.

  40. Moi says:

    That “compliment” attitude is because people who have to work hard to get thin, even temporarily, assume you have done so successfully. It’s just envy, and they actually dream of the day when their friends, or better yet strangers, could say the same to them. Mentioning someone’s thinness, in our society, is considered a compliment, whereas when my old grandma says, “You’ve gained weight!” I have to work really hard to remember that in her youth you were thin if you were deprived. Yeah, it sucks not to be able to be exactly the shape we want, whether that’s thinner or thicker. And rudeness is rudeness. But then again, I know better than to display my pudgy knees, and you’d think Nicky would have sense enough to cover her knobby ones. Unless she’s proud of them. In which case she’s fair game.

  41. Mellith says:

    I’m the same way (thin) but you have to get past it. The world won’t regulate because you’re unhappy with it. Okay, so sure, you got picked on. Didn’t everyone? And why would you want to complain for being the person THOUSANDS of others wished they could have a piece of? Who you are is who you are and allowing people’s comments and suggestions for therapy are just going to fuel you. You’re missing the big picture: you’re alive, healthy, and should be proud no matter what. Right

  42. gilda8607 says:

    I’m not expecting the world to change. And I know everyone gets crap for something. All I was doing was pointing out that I think it’s b-s that it’s “okay” to be a jerk to someone who’s skinny.

    Just because something happens all the time, doesn’t mean you have to be okay with it. I’m not missing any big picture. I know that I’m alive and healthy, I know that I have a good life. That doesn’t prevent me from seeing double standards or pointing them out.

    The best we can do is try not to also be a jerk, and to stand up for ourselves or other people, no matter why they’re being treated badly, whenever we can.

  43. gilda8607 says:

    The “compliment” attitude I can sort of understand, but it doesn’t explain the “Wait till you’re older and you gain weight, hahaha” line that Bet mentioned. People sound downright anticipatory about it. It grates on the nerves.

  44. A says:

    my question is why is ANYONE fair game? we dont like being judged so WHY do we judge other people?????

  45. Bet says:

    I understand what you are saying, but who walks up to someone, says “I hate you” and considers it a compliment?

  46. PityParty says:

    Oh, boo hoo. I’m skinny and beautiful is a world full of fat ugly people.

    Everyone makes fun of me because I look like a model.

  47. Jen says:

    After reading your posts I think the reason that people treat you that way is not
    because of your weight but because of your attitude.

  48. gilda8607 says:

    That’s not what I said. Being skinny doesn’t necessarily make you beautiful. And I never, ever claimed to be beautiful nor did I ever claim to look like a model. You’re basically illustrating exactly my point. Thanks for helping out with that one, lol.

  49. CottlestonPie says:

    Well, I happen to agree with Gilda. I am skinny, too, but I’m built like an ironing board. So to assume that I “look like a model” because I’m not fat is just as ridiulous as assuming that someone else is ugly because she’s fat. Gilda’s point is a valid one. Why is it okay to pick and poke at ANYONE, regardless of what they look like?

    On the other hand, Mellith also has a point. The people who sneer and poke at someone else’s appearance have their own ignorance and hate to live with. Why waste time letting their stupidity get you down?

  50. Bet says:

    *Snort* That’s exactly the attitude I was pointing out.

  51. RiotRix says:

    heh.
    Fat people are jerks AND look bad naked.

  52. Twilighter says:

    STEREOTYPING. Just because of that im going to say that all skinny people are beotchs. Bye! (No offense to anyone except Riotrix!)

  53. Here comes a fact says:

    Anorexia is not only the act of purposely not eating to maintain a
    low weight. If you do not maintain a weight that is within 15% of
    a healthy body weight, based on your BMI. YOU ARE ANOREXIC.
    Period. End of story. Sorry to burst your “I just have a fast
    metabolism” bubble. But there it is. That’s why it’s considered a
    mental illness. Because not everyone who is anorexic does it on
    purpose.

  54. Lysa says:

    Actually. . . the word “anorexia” means “loss or lack of appetite.” That’s all. For realz. Look it up.

    Anorexia NERVOSA is a mental illness. And it implies a REFUSAL to maintain a normal body weight– not an INABILITY to do so. If a person can’t maintain a “normal” ( by the outdated standards ) weight because of a different reason, they’re not considered eating disordered.

    Your so-called “fact” is wrong.

  55. CottlestonPie says:

    Heh! I have to laugh at those NutriSystem commercials where Zora whoever-she-is claims to have gone from a size 10 to a size 4 when she dropped 17 pounds. And she’s taller than I am (I’m 5’9″). I won’t ever be a size 4, even if you dig me out of my grave after I’ve been dead and gone for 30 years.

  56. Bet says:

    Wow, that sucks. People really can be jerks sometimes.

  57. Twilighter says:

    I went through this in fifth grade, I moved to a new school and everyone made fun of me because I was overweight. There was even another overweight kidmaking fun of me. But there was this one girl who always stood up for me, now were still best friends, she’s not super skinny but she smaller than “normal.” Then in sixth grade, another new girl from Florida came to our school and she is super skinny. We all were friends (and still are). Were called Skinny, Normal, and Fat ass.

  58. Shannon says:

    if they said, “i hate you your so thin,” i would be over joyed

  59. Shannon says:

    I HATE those commercials, arhg!! the before pics are always people who were thr size i was in 7TH GRADE and they say how massive they were. its such a confidence booster..not

  60. Alice Cullen says:

    I have a good attitude towards people who are nice. RiotRix is not nice.

  61. Sleepy Burger says:

    After the first 500 or so times? I think otherwise.


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