Comments on: Top Hat: $35 Gloves: $42

By: MrBaker

MrBaker — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:34:01 +0000

Obviously its photoshopped of some other old guys’ flabby arms.

By: Edison

Edison — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:08:18 +0000

obviously she doesn’t like you. why else?

By: h

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:59:41 +0000

You’re forgetting it’s Madonna you’re talking about…Add a few zeros behind the prices…..

By: panelomnprincess

panelomnprincess — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:28:54 +0000

really dumb

By: chickachickayeah

chickachickayeah — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:37:58 +0000

and also, does she think she’s “hip” and “cool” giving the middle finger? she has just failed epically at life….

shes old and her career is done; she needs to ACCEPT that and MOVE ON.

By: Stella

Stella — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:03:33 +0000

Oh, atomus, that’s great. I think she looks like Iggy Pop, too. What’s the old saying? It’s not sad at all: vanity is the only deadly sin that comes home to roost. Her inner hideousness has finally surfaced. If she were a decent person and talented, I never would have posted this.

Anominmouse, I’m worried about you. If you think this skank’s body looks good, you need therapy for anorexia or bulemia.

By: Mrs. blobo

Mrs. blobo — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:16:36 +0000

yeah, but if she isn’t going to have surgery and wants to “grow old gracefully” why doesn’t she wear sensible clothes? …. i mean those clothes she’s we\ring /might/ suit somebody younger than her… but they make her look well… really old…

By: Magdolene Lives

Magdolene Lives — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:38:49 +0000

Making me look at that is just as bad as seeing Rush Limbaugh in a speedo.

There is nothing as bad as seeing Rush Limbaugh in a speedo.

Okay, the year was 1996, the Republican Convention, and I was SUPER DRUNK. The next part’s a little hazy….

By: dada

dada — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:15:19 +0000

if you want to voice your opinion on the matter, why not doing it in a way that d doesn’t offend “the majority” here? I mean people only flip out if you are being obnoxious. let people have their opinions, whatever they are.

By: iggy

iggy — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:45:52 +0000

Why is she flipping us off….?

By: Queen Elizabeth

Queen Elizabeth — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:26:09 +0000

“I hate to break it to all of you, but her arms look the way they look in this photo because her muscles are engorged with blood from having done a ton of curls / extensions just before coming out on stage – which is why her veins are popped out too. What you’re interpreting as flab is actually her muscles being captured in mid-flex.

If any of you actually did any halfway-serious working out with weights, this would be obvious. But let’s face it: the majority of you are Internet couch potatoes who think that leveling up your WoW character constitutes exercise.”

FTW!

And Madonna fans are not “the lamest fans ever”, we are just ordinary people who happen to like a particular artist. Is that at all hard to grasp?

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:20:05 +0000

ewwww!! i hate madonna! that ugly old hag needs to DIE ALREADY.

By: PhoenixM

PhoenixM — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:01:15 +0000

1. Sorry, did my WoW comment hit too close to home for you?
2. Actually, she probably had just gotten done working out before she’d gone on stage. I’ve done stage productions in which I ran around topless, and guess what I was doing up until 5 minutes before I had to appear on stage? Push-ups and light dumbbell work, so I could try to look my best out there.
3. I stand by my statement that it’s muscle and not flab. Here are two news articles (with pictures) from just a few months ago:
http://www.theinsider.com/news/771117__Muscles_Madonna_shows_off_her_even_beefier_biceps
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1024237/Mighty-Madonna-No-rest-queen-eye-popping-muscles.html
4. I didn’t say that everyone on the Internet was a couch potato; I said that the majority were. Please don’t misquote.

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:21:38 +0000

Okay, for one, levelling my WoW character is an exercise in PATIENCE, that gives me nothing but miles of misanthropy and nihilism.

Two, she didn’t just get out of the weight room and jump on stage. There’s this period in between where the blood from your “engorged veins” goes back to wherever it came from. That’s why anyone who body builds doesn’t walk around 24/7 with the same poppy veins.

Three, unless this woman has, like, a 20-inch arm, she is NOT going to have that much swing underneath. She’s aging. Everyone here is giving her hell over it.

Four, if everyone on the internet is a couch potato, why are you here?

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:15:47 +0000

I don’t know if those are veins or ripples…

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:14:03 +0000

WIN!

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:13:11 +0000

Somebody go Sparx that!

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:10:41 +0000

Go watch a football game with your four-year-old and tell me he can’t flip a bird like a champ afterwards. It’s not all attention-greedy singers.

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:09:32 +0000

TV, internet… Magazines.. Pick a media/medium.

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:08:04 +0000

Eh… I got a tophat about six years ago for around $60, and it’s still nice. A silk one like hers? I wouldn’t put it pat $150. Try the local men’s shop.

By: FiveFootTerror

FiveFootTerror — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:05:32 +0000

Don’t forget testicle implants. I don’t like it all unproportional. It’s elephantiasis or nothing at all!

By: NSP

NSP — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:53:25 +0000

Alice Cooper? How so? I won’t say he doesn’t have days where he takes bad pictures…he totally does. But he looks pretty good for his age, especially given all the drinking he did in the 70s. Damned impressive he’s still around at all, let alone still kickin’ ass on stage!!

By: PhoenixM

PhoenixM — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:02:31 +0000

I hate to break it to all of you, but her arms look the way they look in this photo because her muscles are engorged with blood from having done a ton of curls / extensions just before coming out on stage – which is why her veins are popped out too. What you’re interpreting as flab is actually her muscles being captured in mid-flex.

By: Shelly

Shelly — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:59:45 +0000

yeah, pretty scary! She needs to dress more modestly too! She just needs to face the fact that she is getting older and embracethat instead of her crotch!

By: hrmpfh!

hrmpfh! — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:33:48 +0000

Madonna, you got nothing on Hank von Helvete, ok?
You twisted old hag.

By: ladybug

ladybug — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:22:59 +0000

Teacher arms!!!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!! I admire your choice of words, friend.

By: hell hath no fury

hell hath no fury — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:50:47 +0000

Hey, they PAID good money to throw up in thier mouths, like sailors waking up next to that fat chick they bought drinks for at the bar. *what?*

By: hell hath no fury

hell hath no fury — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:48:36 +0000

In Soviet Russia, comment nests YOU

By: Jessie

Jessie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:44:23 +0000

OMG That is so true…I mean…look at the grace she has as she puts up her middle fingers for the whole world…LOL

Random note….ewh…flappy grandma arms… o_O

By: Rotten Jack

Rotten Jack — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:18:07 +0000

All class, that Madge.

By: Doubts

Doubts — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:25:15 +0000

And well you should. if you can find a picture of a 50 some odd year old guy who is dressed in a skin tight body suit waving his turkey fat around like he is still 23.
If madoonna wants a young boy toy that is ok. Making me look at that is just as bad as seeing Rush Limbaugh in a speedo.

By: megs

megs — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:03:26 +0000

You’re thinking of Shelly Winters

By: megs

megs — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:58:14 +0000

Or photoshopped.

By: megs

megs — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:54:52 +0000

Or “blankie”?

By: Meg

Meg — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:22:38 +0000

Clearly the classiest woman alive.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:46:18 +0000

Don’t forget to add ” and is flipping the world the bird”

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:44:57 +0000

Only if I’m wrapped in a pancake and covered with fruit.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:44:27 +0000

I don’t care that she’s 50…or that she has flappy old lady arms. But she should cover said flappy old lady arms.

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:11:03 +0000

Ooh, smell the misogyny in here. I’m gonna be watching the photo gallery for a while so I can label some old-guy photos with the same kind of crap. “Ooh, I bet he’s shrunk about three inches since his glory days,” “Isn’t she young enough to be his daughter?” and that kind of thing.

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:09:20 +0000

Of course, it’s typical for small children to be allowed into concert venues where they can be trampled by full-sized adults. Grip on reality fail.

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:07:45 +0000

All the more reason she’s probably tired of it and not willing to do it again. I don’t know why guys are so convinced that women LIVE to have surgery done to us. If it ain’t c-sections it’s tucking in every imaginable part just so a guy won’t have to see a wrinkle. Tell you what, go get your weenie lengthened and get back to us about how it feels. They expect us to get surgery on our fun parts too.

By: ducksinthewind

ducksinthewind — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:11:32 +0000

are you as creped-out as i am?

By: ducksinthewind

ducksinthewind — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:08:46 +0000

a once-talented has-been. that had GOT to hurt. for all the flash and dazzle, this used kleenex could once sing.

hat~
gloves~
long sleeves … hmmm, ok Madollar, go onstage anyway. Who will notice?

By: ducksinthewind

ducksinthewind — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:05:14 +0000

bear in mind the Cheat-The-Big-Star bonus factor. anyway, yup to the glue

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:35:33 +0000

good god…thats really gross….

By: bait

bait — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:42:17 +0000

oh my god? i went to see madge? and, she like, threw us the double deluxe qaballah bird? and like, she looked so rad in her top hat? so kewl, gah, some people just don’t get it …right?

By: Apsara

Apsara — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:05:24 +0000

Yep, the degree of batwingness you develop is largely a genetic thing, unfortunately.

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:24:02 +0000

I’m two years older and have better arms.

Thank goodness I never exercised.

By: Mamarosa

Mamarosa — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:27:43 +0000

Oh, now it decides to nest!

reply to failed nesting fail

(watch- it won’t nest)

By: Mamarosa

Mamarosa — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:26:33 +0000

This comment was meant for Lurky McLurk

nesting fail