Ishn’t it shtrange, how every nationality shpeaks with the shame acshent?
(Sean Connery)
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Ishn’t it shtrange, how every nationality shpeaks with the shame acshent?
(Sean Connery)
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Yesh ish very shtrange.
they do? o.o
Only when they are played by Sean Connery. But then it’s okay. More than okay, even
As long as it’s Sean Connery speaking, who cares what nationality it’s supposed to be?
Yesh. Oh my sweet Aunt Tilly, YESH. Sean, you can speak strangely to me anytime.
Agreed. He didn’t even try (accent-wise) in Red October and was great regardless.
His Russian at the start was terrible.
And he still sounded cool.
What time does Sean Connery show up to Wimbledon?
Ten-ishhh
oh, wow
I love you.
ROFL RAZZI SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
“I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $40, Trebek!”
“I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $400″
Trebek, I must inquire into The Penis Mightier. Gussy it up however you want, man, but does it work? Will it mighty my penis???
Buck futter!
“You’ll rue the day yeh crossed me, trebek!”
“Wait… they’re selling Penis Mightiers?!”
Damn, I wanted that one. lol
“Trebek, do you know the differensh between a mallard with a cold and your mother?…Well, one’sh a shick duck and well, I forgot how the resht of it goesh, but YOUR MOTHER Izh A WHORE!”
“I’ll take Jap Anus (Japan US) relations for 500!”
“And the Oshcar goesh to….CATHERINE ZSHETA JONESH!!”
Best line ever:
“I’m Ramarez, a Spanish Larhd”
(said with a Scottish accent – but with a dash of blue eyeshadow on his lids to make him look authentic)
Ah yes, whether he’s a Russian submarine captain, a Florida journalist or an English secret agent, still the same light Scottish accent.
Sam Neill gets away with something similar- sometimes in the same movies…
Let’s not bring up all the British accents in 300 or Alexander….you know, realistic movies, with all the British over there at the time…..
Or, Tony Curtis in Son of Ali Baba
“Yonda lies da cassel of my fodda”
At some point, you reach a level of notoriety where you don’t have to try anymore.
BEST…EVAAARRRR!!!!!
I sherioushly musht shay it out loud, ash well.
My favorite example, of course, is the accent he had for an immortal character who born in ancient Egypt, who later lived in Feudal Japan long enough to marry and outlive a Japanese princess, and then went on to spend enough time in Spain to become the Chief Metallurgist to King Charles V.
Yes! That’s the one I mentioned above.
Ramirez, a Spanish Lahrd!
(and how they gave him blue eyeshadow in the hopes it would make him more spanish!
LOLOL
I would like to have seen Montana…
- Maybe even get a recreational vehicle….and go from state to state…they let you do that?
- Of courshe!
- No papers?
- No papersh.
Irish: “He pullsh out a knife, you pull out your gun. He shendsh one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue! That’sh the Chicago way!
Lithuanian: “Ryan, shome thinghs in here don’t react too well to bulletsh”
It’s Jack Nicholson.. I mean Christian Slater.. I mean Micheal Madesn.. oh, hell, its one of those morons that stupid people think are actors when they just play themselves in every damn role.
… and pachino, and deniro, and goldblum, and keanu, and the Home Alone brat, and anyone named wayans, and ….
Well, I could go on, I mean, there’s no shortage of examples. These people play the same character over and over because… well, they’re still entertaining. I mean, you’d think Connery as Connery would get old aver 40 years, but he just *doesn’t*. Same with all of these guys.
Except the Home Alone brat. I can’t explain him.
I don’t have anything against Sean Connery (I just don’t really like him all that much), but I’m just curious why being an older actor who doesn’t really act well and has been known to be sexist and demeaning to women doesn’t get bashed, but young up-and-coming actors who can act amazingly well are bashed just because they’re found attractive by so many young girls.
*Hides*
Sean Connery is Scottish.. That makes him awsome.. And non-bashable
He was the original James Bond, Jim Malone, and Henry Jones Sr. to name a few roles. He’s too badass to be bashed. Justin Bieber, on the other hand… No comment.
And I taught you Shelf Reliance!
Yesh…It ihzsch
yesh…yesh it ish
very very good acting abilities, who cares about the accents?