Comments on: Masturbation…

By: schleimeimer

schleimeimer — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:37:24 +0000

For a given value of “person”.

By: megan

megan — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:09:45 +0000

i know! tim burtons ledgend

By: megan

megan — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:08:06 +0000

but normal people are boring ;D i like him weird

By: Makayla

Makayla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:39:11 +0000

Omg!!! do not make fun of Edward again!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Ddy

Ddy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:30:48 +0000

you dare question Tim Burton?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:37:27 +0000

There’s an explanation in the film. If you don’t like it, it’s only a film (I knew this, and I’ve never even seen the film).

By: Talia

Talia — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:59:01 +0000

You know, did anyone ever think as to why the hell a scientist would give something/one he didnt even know was mentally stable or not scissors for hands?

By: Custard

Custard — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:53:40 +0000

He’s like a good wine… He gets better with age. ;P

By: sexyjohnny

sexyjohnny — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:53:18 +0000

thats ok- i can do it for him! yummmmmm…

By: mjc

mjc — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:12:50 +0000

o.0

No wonder there’s so many unfunny fangirl horde captions about this guy. You people are sad.

By: Karli

Karli — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:50:46 +0000

FALSE: he looks hottest in EVERY movie. Even the ones he’s not in.

By: Morticia

Morticia — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:28:59 +0000

I can do it. He looks hottest in this movie

By: mee

mee — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:06:40 +0000

ed can always wear his “fun time mittens”

By: Hauntzor

Hauntzor — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:08:32 +0000

Oh man, I loved that movie.

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:14:20 +0000

poor eddie :c

By: Nomer

Nomer — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:20:07 +0000

LOL…

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:41:04 +0000

ouch!

By: lolnice

lolnice — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:01:01 +0000

i know i would =]

By: Tempestates

Tempestates — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:22:04 +0000

You’re horrible

By: vervain

vervain — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:18:45 +0000

Not happening ever I would think.

By: sztool

sztool — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:48:55 +0000

ME TOO oldie but goldie

By: elizabeth

elizabeth — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:05:33 +0000

The movie Chocolate was his best normal part ever!

By: hell hath no fury

hell hath no fury — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:15:17 +0000

I love that song!

By: hell hath no fury

hell hath no fury — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:14:45 +0000

I think I will, kthx
going to unbuckle his sex-toy bondage buckles brb

By: wanker

wanker — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:50:39 +0000

After masturbating I’ll get a spell checker.

By: wanker

wanker — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:50:09 +0000

*masterbates*

By: Monica

Monica — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:42:17 +0000

He doesn’t need masturbation, he has women falling at his feet!

By: elizabeth

elizabeth — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:30:04 +0000

But he does look like hes getting ready to try it!

By: miss.nessa

miss.nessa — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:20:53 +0000

omg I laughed so hard

that exclamation point just drove it home

By: DeppLuvr

DeppLuvr — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:01:37 +0000

His role in Secret Window was relatively normal… come to think of it, so was Gilbert Grape. Now that’s a Grape I’d LOVE to eat!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:12:29 +0000

Define ‘normal’.

By: BAW

BAW — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:10:26 +0000

Johnny, a bit of career advice. It might be a streach for you, but have you ever thought of taking a role playing a NORMAL PERSON.

By: DeppLuvr

DeppLuvr — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:27:22 +0000

Ooooh! I can has???

By: ICDK

ICDK — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:18:26 +0000

He has a detachable penis.

By: The L

The L — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:45:55 +0000

No kidding. Hell, just the task of undoing all those buckles would be torture!

By: inked_hippie

inked_hippie — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:38:31 +0000

human built by a scientist

By: April

April — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:59:03 +0000

I dont think he even has a wang. He’s supposed to be a robot right?

By: elizabeth

elizabeth — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:27:10 +0000

He might want to get some help with peeing too…

By: Tempestates

Tempestates — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:17:15 +0000

Ouch Xl

By: hell hath no fury

hell hath no fury — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:48:19 +0000

I think ‘Masturbation-FAIL’ would be more fitting

By: sbell

sbell — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:32:28 +0000

Don’t worry Johnny, I’ll do it for you!

By: DeppLuvr

DeppLuvr — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:31:49 +0000

That’s okay — I’ll take care of it for you, Edward!

Even with 15-inch blades on his hands, Johnny Depp is still sexy!

By: Pie

Pie — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:29:21 +0000

Hope he doesn’t need to fly anywhere anytime soon.