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I think this outfit screams “Respect Me as a Woman”


Salma Hayek

I think this outfit screams “Respect Me as a Woman”

(Salma Hayek)

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  1. smacky says:

    I respect her ladyberries. Certainly better than any manboobs around.

  2. sasamigirl says:

    I guess the point it to get attention before demanding respect?

  3. Evertide says:

    A woman with large breasts, sure.

  4. liquid squid says:

    Funny, I think that outfit screams “I need to wear my high heels backward”

  5. Koki Kariya says:

    You have to admit that the great thing about this picture is who actually got through reading the full caption before staring at them?

  6. Czernobog says:

    Oh no, cleavage. How scandalous.

    Are the 40s back? did I miss a #@*%ing meeting?

  7. Me says:

    I’ve certainly got respect for any woman willing to show off what she’s got. Better than hiding them.

  8. Queejibo says:

    “I respect women. She has big boobs and I can respect that!”

    –Predator

  9. hell hath no fury says:

    OMGWTFKFCBBQ!
    she has a butt on her chest!
    where it may not scream ‘tact and class’, it does scream, “I make 94675897x more than any underpaid, stressed-out, overworked chick you know!’

  10. Nacey says:

    Yeah, cause a woman can’t flaunt her sexuality without giving up her self-respect. Right. What a dirty slut.

  11. Tempestates says:

    Don’t think that’ll be happening anytime sweetie.

  12. elizabeth says:

    Those are magnificent.

  13. Schmoe says:

    When will the inbred instinctive reaction of a heterosexual male be validated and respected as the primal instinct of procreation that it is? In other words, what exactly are you advertising, lady, and why?

  14. dazoob says:

    i think selma hayek is just a damn hot milf, however ;-P

  15. TheSteadyDecline says:

    How much change can she hold in there?

  16. Scheru says:

    Boooooooooobs. 8D

  17. Czernobog says:

    Would be much better if it screamed “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!”
    *
    But maybe that’s just me.

  18. more cowbell says:

    good thing she has those, ’cause she sure can’t act.

  19. !null says:

    I’d respect her all night.

  20. gobo says:

    doesn’t matter what she wears, she has a massive rack and you’d notice it if she wore a cloth sack. So fair enough, she might as well wear something nice.

  21. hell hath no fury says:

    THROW SOME D’S ON THAT B**** hahahhaha

  22. dj8up says:

    i’m sorry… what did u say?

  23. Dana says:

    As usual, men are drooling vegetables incapable of doing anything unless a woman makes them do it first. Like, say, respecting a woman regardless of what she is or is not wearing.

    If you need ‘em to be in veils and long, high-collared dresses before you’ll deign to give them as much respect as you’d give a man, there’s a problem. With you.

    • Pottasihum says:

      Even if they were in veils and long high collared dresses, they wouldn’t give them respect. They’d all be undressing her with their eyes.

    • Schmoe says:

      I do not deny having the “problem” of being heterosexual. How would you feel about men dressing in tuxedos that exposed their testicles?

      • Kelsey says:

        Did you really just equate breasts with testicles? Breasts, although sexualized, are not sex organs.

        It baffles me to see how disrespectful some of you are.

        • Schmoe says:

          Technically true. However they are most certainly erogenous zones. And just incidentally I respect my wife (and her breasts) most intensely. Are you completely insensitive to how nudity manipulates an intelligent and sensitive man’s psyche?

          • bob says:

            and I am sure all the screaming Twilight fans will be “respecting” Taylor Lautner when he inevitably takes his shirt off in Twilight Breaking Wind.

            It works both ways.

  24. ergodiel says:

    Hey, that’s unfair!
    Do you know how hard it is to find dresses, shirts etcetera that actually closes over a chest like that? It’s almost impossible, clothes tend to be made to fit, at most, a C-cup.

    Of course, she could afford to have clothes made especially for her or remade or whatever, but that does take some time and is not suitable for those “Oh my god, I have nothing to wear to the insert-event-of-your-choice-here-thingie today”-moments.

    • who cares says:

      It’s only impossible because she’s wearing a f***king push-up bra. I’m a C and I can find PLENTY of good dresses and shirts that look good over a C cup. It’s a matter of common sense. If it doesn’t fit, DON’T F***KING BUY IT! Plain. And. Simple.

  25. Less cowbell says:

    Also…..she may be the most beautiful woman in the world. I can put with her acting because it isn’t as horrific as Diane Keaton or the like and her roles in movies are nice. Even in Dusk to Dawn. I respect her for the image that she maintains with the press. They seem to respect her too. That seems to be more than just beauty.

  26. Dev says:

    She is so sexy women. Her ability to seduce seems great on screen.

  27. Sofia says:

    If you got ‘em, flaunt them but don’t get upset when it leads to unwelcome stares and comments (translating to disrespect) from men. It’s your own damn fault, yes?

  28. Katrina Rao says:

    She is very beautiful and my fav from Frida

  29. FF says:

    Isn’t this caption a quote from Scrubs?

  30. Schmoe says:

    Kelsey, you are obviously a Feminazi and a detriment to any peace endeavors in the age-old “war between the sexes”.
    Good night and good luck.

    “One for my baby and one more for the road”

    • Kirstin says:

      Using the term “feminazi” immediately disqualifies the social validity of anything you say, dude. I mean, unless being a mouth-breather is your platform of choice.

  31. Gunslinger says:

    Well a guy would respect her… but from other women I thought respect was NOT showing off what you got.

  32. RiotRix says:

    Oh my god. Kirstin said it best up above. Mouth-breathers.

    Furthermore, how sad is it that we don’t think better of men? Men can’t appreciate the looks of a sexy woman AND respect her, simultaneously?

    Men and women both should be a bit disheartened.

  33. ROFLMAO says:

    GET OUT OF HERE U DAMM FEMINAZI’S LET US MAN CAPTION IN PEACE

  34. Regin the Radiant says:

    Hello? May I come out from under cover long enough to say that she should be respected, and her body appreciated, because it truly is awesome. Yes, she is verifiably hot, and men should not have to worry when they adress that. They should also respect her. Walk the line, people

  35. erg says:

    And so she’s asking to be disrespected? Seriously?

  36. Koki Kariya says:

    No, I think she’s unconcerned what people think.

  37. hell hath no fury says:

    Would you expect a boss to treat you with respect if you showed up for an interview looking like that, no matter what your credentials? Or a date’s parents? Or, if the new secretary walked out of the office dressed like that, I’m sure you wouldn’t think they were going overdiagrams and schedules, now would you? Or if your ex’s new woman was wearing that? Yeeaaahhh, that’s what I thought.

  38. hell hath no fury says:

    I’ll sub as motor for that boat

  39. mia says:

    i respect people based on their actions and conduct. not sure what you base your respect or lack thereof on.
    moron.

  40. yami says:

    people, women+sexuality=slut is not reality. how sad it is that so few
    see past a womans looks to the inside. it’s really hard to find clothing
    that wouldn’t be showing an enormous amount of cleavage if your
    larger then even a C-cup. people are to be respected for their actions
    and how they behave, not their looks.

  41. hell hath no fury says:

    Ugh, say what you want. I have cleavage, and fairly nice boobs *checks shirt*, but almost every outfit this particular woman has worn in public displays her boobs. She has a lovely face, but she obviously thinks that her boobs are her best asset. That in itself is enough behavior and action to judge her by. HER bad, not mine, kthx.

  42. Kelsey says:

    She had a child, you know. That tends to make breasts get bigger.

  43. Naoyusimi says:

    Those breasts are REAL, doofus. I know the difference. I’ve seen plenty of her early films, and she wasn’t much smaller . . . and the jiggle is very UNLIKE any artificial breast. As Kelsey mentioned, her recent childbirth and breastfeeding would account for any increase.
    Ass.

  44. Kirstin says:

    So she likes her boobs. So what? You just sound terribly threatened by her comfort factor with that…

  45. AmethystFaerie says:

    I finished the caption and didn’t even look at her breasts.

  46. Hannatude says:

    I did too… Course, I’m a straight female…

  47. Buffy says:

    Amen, Hannatude.

  48. Daveybear says:

    Lolz. Agreed.


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