Rush is a star… If by star you mean a giant ball of gas.
(Rush Limbaugh)
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Oh boy, another idiot leftist liberal slam on a conservative figure. Wow, so original, so funny. So pathetic.
FAIL.
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you above the whining… say again?
What?
You mean that IS his comment?
Oh… dear me… dearie, dearie me…
I don’t really care. Just would like to see some slams of some liberals too. I ain’t got a dog in the fight, I hate both. But it’s so unoriginal for this site to put up a conservative person and then lambast them.
Let’s get some liberal idiots like Combs or Dean and lambast them.
Colmes is a shill. Lambaste away me hearty.
Well… if you’d like to see one… then MAKE one. The problem is that there are only two people that are likely to vote for it, and they’re too busy trolling on pundit kitchen.
OK…so here’s another whiner who probably contributes nothing himself but complains when he doesn’t like what he sees.
This is user-driven content! If you think you have a witty remark to make about a so-called “Liberal,” make it yourself and stop waiting for someone else to do it for you.
Well spoken, aylagriffin and teebird. Me, I think I’m just gonna ignore someone calling himself Captain Blowme.
Explain to me again his stance on ALL DRUG ABUSERS must spend life in jail? Except for him, that is. He’s a victim of circumstance, right? Poor Rush, everyone picks on him.
Rush is not a “conservative figure.” He’s a conservative blabbermouth. I can’t believe the conservatives would bother associating with his nonsense. THIS GUY is one of the many reasons why we “idiot leftists” can’t stand most conservatives.
I know a ton of conservatives that strongly dislike this guy and wished that he would just go away.
Go make some conservative slams on a liberal figure and quit your whining.
I WISH THE WOULD LEAVE THAT DOPE ADDICT ALONE. SINCE BUSH IS GONE HE WON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO STIR THE NEO-CONSERATIVE, NAZIE, COMMIES UP.
I GUESS HE WILL RETIRE AND GO TO THE SKIN HEAD REUNION.
Actually, if I recall correctly, Rush’s beginnings came during the Clinton years. He’s likely to become even louder now.
he was around a few years before that, its sad that i know this.
Sooo….. go make a slam on a lefty.
Smoking in the emergency isle of a plane = hot
He can smoke where he wants if it’s a private plane…
Geeze, not much thought put into that at all. Fail.
Good point, I can’t stand the ones that are so full of themselves, and they have them on BOTH sides.
Akshully, a star is a flaming ball of gas.
It’s actually nuclear fusion, not ‘flame’… you can’t say a star ‘flames’… vents plasma, but not really ‘flame’… unless you’re explaining it to a five year old, or someone who thinks everything that drops from that junkie’s mouth is fact.
Racist!
Equal opportunity bigot is my preferred designation
i agree with”Where’s My Refund” that this is just bad regardless of which side you are on or if you listen to him or not
FAIL thread
See my name? That’s what this is, PrettyRetarded.
“Even if I do not agree with Olberman or Maddows, at least they try to make a cohesive argument.”
Are there other people named Olbermann and Maddow that I’ve not seen? ‘Cuz the ones on MSNBC are as far away from “cohesive” or “coherent” or “cogent” as anybody else out there.
I guess 20 million fans over 20 years must all be wrong.
“I guess 20 million fans over 20 years must all be wrong.” – “Everybodies doing it, it must be right” Logic Fail. By you logic, the Nazi’s were right, and the Earth must still be flat.
“I guess 20 million fans over 20 years must all be wrong.”
You nailed it. No, seriously, you nailed it. That’s it EXACTLY.
win
Ah, argumentum ad populum. That must mean because Briteny got to number one she’s the most talented musician and Epic Movie’s opening weekend figures mean its writers are comparable to Oscar Wilde.
Yes. Yes they are.
Funny how the morons who listen to his show, who don’t have a pot to piss in, defend the old tired argument of “no more taxes on the wealthy” because jagbags like Rush, Hannity or O’Reilly say so. Here’s the point…Rush, Hannity and O’Reilly are wealthy…of course they don’t want more taxes. Have you ever heard of a conservative radio host struggling on 30K a year?
Incidentally, I can think for myself. When Limbaugh or Hannity or whoever says, “No more taxes on the wealthy,” I can agree or disagree with that based on my own reasoning. Just because a proponent benefits from an ideology does not invalidate it.
Does anyone know if his head has exploded yet? I hear Hilary is up for Secretary of State …
I must say, though, I was able to stomach his radio show marginally longer than Ted Nugent’s when he had his own station in Detroit.
However, I find them both to be tummy-turners.
Yet more proof that smoking destroys your mind.
I BET HE IS SMOKING EITHER POT OR CRACK. A JUNKY NEVER CHANGE THEIR DRUG OF CHOICE.
I always find it funny to see him sucking on those long brown cigars…. seem like there’s something going on there….
OMG, look at that fat guy, I bet his mouth tastes like an ashtray, even if he lost 200 pounds he’d be all skin flaps. Eeeewwwww. Weight Watchers and skin tucks, dude. Foundation is your friend too. Your face is too red. Yuck. I’d never hit it.
If by gas, you mean money. Or truth.
Reading fail. Gas means gas….
If you can’t comprehend rush’s over the top tongue in cheek style than you, my friend, are the waste of oxygen. Taking his every word seriously is like believing obama has a plan for anything.
This made me laugh loudly at work, which is a bad thing. Now I have to share this one.
Liberals aren’t funny, just bitter. Sore winners? Yes. Enjoy the 2nd coming of Carter while it lasts.
another variation on the theme:
Q: What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other was an unfortunate airship.
and truthfully, I’ll take the 2nd coming of Carter as an improvement over this outbound clusterf**k which was like some perverse cross between the second comings of Herbert Hoover and Caligula (except that Caligula wasn’t afraid of horses)
Now I lolled at work… happly the boss went home already.
No, Hoover was a Republican. Kind of a socialistic Republican, but a Republican.
Still not as socialistic as FDR, or LBJ, or Bill Clinton, or B. Hussein Obama, but still.
Nailed it right on the head.
that’s what she said.
HOOVER DEMOCRAT? Nice try
Almost two years late, but thank you for the LOL.
Typical.
While this nation is still free to make our personal choices… We can change channels and listen to whom we please. Liberal radio hosts have gone down in flames. Conservative radio hosts are EARNING the big bucks that the new liberal government wants to take away. Don’t like Conservative talk show hosts? Don’t listen. From what I’ve been reading some of you aren’t hearing what’s being said. You’re filtering through your prejudices. That’s what I do when I try to listen to the Liberal media. brrr. srsly fail
Speaking of satan…I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
rush is an american hero.