Comments on: Hello Career?

By: macknnc

macknnc — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:13:37 +0000

I keep hoping that she somehow turns herself around…

By: Emma

Emma — Tue, 04 May 2010 08:33:51 +0000

she looks like a shiny orange pleather bag. good god

By: Bee

Bee — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:43:13 +0000

“Lonely night? Call 1-800-DUM-SLUT, hurry I’m waiting.”

By: Viny

Viny — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:26:43 +0000

where is her belly button?

By: EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS

EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:11:48 +0000

Career: In the toilet

By: pipebomb

pipebomb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:02:56 +0000

Man, she really was hot for a couple of years, but JEEEZUS she went downhill FAST.

By: R_Tizzle

R_Tizzle — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:53:28 +0000

WIN

By: iggy

iggy — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:21:12 +0000

OMGWTFKFCBBQ?
Oh! Damn! I missed the sarcasm. Sorry.
That wasn’t an insult, I couldn’t find the sarcasm (my brain KOs when I don’t have breakfast.)

By: Bethany

Bethany — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:52:32 +0000

I see London, I see France, I see your sluttiness and your underpants.

By: Evil Genius Sheep

Evil Genius Sheep — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:32:04 +0000

It went wherever your clothes disappeared to. Sorry.

By: Cheshire

Cheshire — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:55:25 +0000

Ugh. She makes redheads look bad. Her orange skin drives me nuts. She always looks so greasy and dirty… yet another celeb where I don’t see the attraction. Really? There are so many better looking girls out there. Ones that don’t slather themselves with self-tanning lotion until the look radioactive.

By: Olziber

Olziber — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:42:58 +0000

This girl knows how to smash it in! I would love to go on a massive bender with her, it would be awesome. Lezzer or not there is nothing quite like a girl who can snort more coke than i can

By: SnuggleBunnies

SnuggleBunnies — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:50:55 +0000

“Hello, Downtown Female Escort Service?
About that job offer…”

By: lolaim

lolaim — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:47:07 +0000

Naw Naw Naw! Y’alls missing out on teh sexy! Linszee es sexy CUZ she lezzie! Lez=Hawt! Her carear all gud. Just wit da dykes!

By: meghan

meghan — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:04:13 +0000

is that penny lane’s kitchen from almost famous?

By: Wokka

Wokka — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:30:08 +0000

Terrible spray-on tan.

By: hell hath no fury

hell hath no fury — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:18:33 +0000

OMGWTFKFCBBQ!!!!!!!
Hair+eyes+Vaseline-shiny cheeks+face=ZAC EFRON LOOK-ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!

By: Elocin_dreams

Elocin_dreams — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:11:11 +0000

Miley has it!!! hahaha

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:12:21 +0000

Her career got lost in the sofa cushions of a Hollywood casting couch.

By: hoovah

hoovah — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:54:26 +0000

you turned lesbian and emaciated looking. and blonde.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:29:36 +0000

Hiding in her spray-tan bottle?

By: Riov

Riov — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:47:05 +0000

she was hot until she started hanging out with that sam person or w/e

By: poena

poena — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:20:57 +0000

Her career went straight up her nose!

By: Skwerlly Bob

Skwerlly Bob — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:33:27 +0000

Still disillusioned Frank after that 21 yr old called you a “Paw Paw”?

By: frank

frank — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:23:51 +0000

Good point. I too like my women old, weathered and apathetic. None of this nubile virility and energy for me, nosireebob!

By: BattleCry

BattleCry — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:17:03 +0000

First off, @ the L….ever heard the term Lolita? This is not a problem for a limited physical engagement. Legal is legal.

@Doubts

She USED to be hot…girl needs to eat a cheeseburger and a large fry. she naturally has an awesome rack, Hollywood killed it.

By: Doubts

Doubts — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:40:50 +0000

Nah…she’s hot. not uber hot, but hot. And she doesn’t look like jailbait. I think you would find most adults wholike girls would not complain about finde=ing her in bed. Unless you consider the fact that she has been passed around so much you’d probably catch something.

By: The L

The L — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:32:03 +0000

No, she’s not. Despite her age, she still looks like jailbait. Most adults consider that a turn-off–would you want to date someone who looks that young? What if things ended up getting intimate? Would you really want to have sex with someone who looks like she could file pedo charges against you?

By: The L

The L — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:30:33 +0000

Well, Lindsay, it’s quite simple. You were sweet and innocent on “The Parent Trap,” and just about every American mom fell in love with your charm.

Then you started dressing like a slut, which drove away all the moms who weren’t irrationally offended by the whole lesbian thing.

So now your only fans are 13-year-olds who haven’t quite gotten over you yet (but it’s coming up pretty quick, so watch out).

By: michael

michael — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:26:24 +0000

seriously… she never had a career worth defining. that is all.

By: Allaria

Allaria — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:53:31 +0000

… That is the LAMEST excuse you could use for this…. seriously.

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:44:08 +0000

I don’t know but I doubt you’ll find it muff diving your nasty-ass dirty dyke pal. That and all the drugs have aged her badly.

By: AmbiquitY

AmbiquitY — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:32:05 +0000

yeah maybe but she’s HOT!

By: BattleCry

BattleCry — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:24:35 +0000

Seruiously, what has this girl EVER done? She’s made what….three movies post turning 18? They all sucked. Without the paparazzi, she wouldn’t be more than a B movie actress at BEST.

By: chris

chris — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:00:13 +0000

it went to visit your pal paris hilton and your other celebutard friends. it probably will never recover from that visit. hopefully it forgets about you so the rest of us can as well.

By: derekin

derekin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:25:22 +0000

Career hates addiction…

By: fallafel

fallafel — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:50:21 +0000

Well, you went to rehab. Perhaps you forgot to take it with you?

By: fallafel

fallafel — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:49:22 +0000

Well, you went to rehab. Because you forgot to take it with you?

By: satchfan15

satchfan15 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:40:05 +0000

Ooh, this is an easy one! Your career went down the drain… *makes draining sounds*

By: Destin

Destin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:32:38 +0000

*waits for the horny guys to come flocking with lame puns*