If I weren’t David Bowie this outfit would be gay
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Ummm…I don’t know…it’s still gay gay gay!!!!
..whatever… Go put on your red shoes and dance the blues…
How does one dance the blues? That lyric never made any sense to me.
WTF does that mean?
Its one of his lyrics. You don’t even know who he is, do you?
He’s a thing of the past.
Ummm that’s kinda not true…
Well, not really. I love his movie The labyrinth.
Yeah, I’ve not been too much into his music. I do not know why.
look whose talking
um…k, I will play along. who? are you a closeted homosexual?
You gotta love the ignorant and uncultured :]
Ah, they lead such sad lives.
You wouldn’t know culture if it hit you right in the face. Trust me. As far as the ignorance piece…hmmm, I will spare you.
Hah.
Okay, dear.
Go back to playing with your feces or whatever it is you monkeys do.
Win
epic win
lol Ha ftw
C’mon guys… it’s BOWIE.
He’s in a class of his own.
And “Labryinth”… sweet!!!
I know, right? Best movie ever!
No matter what, this outfit is NOT gay, it’s the freaking Goblin King, EVERYTHiNG sparkles!
Has NO ONE watched the movie?!
Shut up.
He makes most things look straight.
(The Ziggy Stardust phase weirded me out though)
how could you say that about DAVID BOWIE????
You just showed why I adore David Bowie.
Booyeah.
True. Bowie kills gayness in clothes.
This is why I love David Bowie
Crud, double post.
I’m sure that posting again simply to point out your double post has been helpful to us all.
And your posting to complain about the double post notice was even MORE helpful…
And your posting about the complaint about the pointion out of the double post was helpful as well.
And yes, I killed it.
*pointing
Fail
and your posting about the typo in your complaint about the complaint of pointing out of the double post was helpful as well.
…
But he’s bi soo…..
King of Glitter… That’s all I can say
Even better…
only the fast that he is bi and not completely gay saves him from being the queen of glitter
That’s funny- bi men fascinate me. I hear Vladimir Putin is bi.
Me, too; and I did NOT know that about Putin. Interesting….for reals?
Goblin King, actually.
David Bowie is definitely not bi. He may have said it in the past, but recanted his statement.
Mmmmm… Jareth is uber tasty!
I was so in love with him when I was a pre-teen.
I still am. Jareth is yummy!
The lump in his white spandex pants scared me as a child. Now I think he stuffed.
Or is that too much?
From what I’ve heard…that’s all him. And it still kinda creeps me out when I watch it. XP
i had to watch the labrynth in history class last year. all my immature friends pointed “the lump” out to me and gave me weeks worth of nightmares.
Me too!! I thought it was only me… jesus…
1) Those clothes would make Chuck Norris look a little gay. They make David Bowie look REALLY gay.
2) That is because David Bowie is gay to begin with. Maybe not in a “sucks off other guys” kind of way but he’s definitely got that ‘flaming’ vibe.
3) Then again, his unauthorized character on Venture Bros. is the best. So I guess it’s OK that he’s massively homo. I just wish he’d come out of the closet and break millions of hearts. ^_^
As Allaria pointed out above, Bowie’s bi, and has been (openly) for well over 30 years. Only closet he’s in is the closet of WTF that outfit was hanging in!
this^
I’m OK with the outfit, but that hairdo is truly the Mullet from Hell [tm]!
That is no mullet but a wig. King Jareth from Labyrinth. BEST MOVIE EVER thou must see on youtube NOW
Yes.
wait he’s on the Venture Bros, whats the character? Go team Venture!
Haha, they use him as a character, but they didnt even try to get him to do the voice. At one point, he was the Sovereign of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. You know, the head bad guy. He also gave away Dr. Girlfriend at her wedding to the Monarch.
it’s funny that they couldn’t get him, he did a voice on Spongebob. He was the king of atlantis or something. Hid daughter loves the show so he asked the producers if he could have a spot.
Since Bowie is bi, doesn’t that make #2 not quite right?
Even though you are David Bowie, the outfit is still gay.
David Bowie… Bisexual badass.
**sigh** Jareth. Maybe the excessive viewing of Labyrinth partially explains why I’m as messed up as I am…
this^
Bi is Beautiful, and so is Davyboy there… Jareth was one of my clues to my own fabulousness!
wait… david bowie isn’t gay?
Well, trisexual, in his own words.
in his own words he is a “closet heterosexual”
nice to know people watch his interviews/read biographies… like me 8D
I still swoon over Jareth even though the movie is older then I am. gaah he is just one uber sexy goblin!!
*pants*
Are you referring, sir (or madam), to your own lust after David Bowie or the fact that in Labyrinth pretty much all anyone can pay attention to is David Bowie’s very prominent package, which is caused by extremely tight pants?
MOAR David Bowie! MOAR!
I loved his package in The Man Who Fell to Earth. Full frontal nudity? Yes please! Why couldn’t he stay the way he was back then. Now he’s old enough to be my grandpa. I still want his babies though.
Yeah, still gay.
I looooooooooove me some David Bowie and Jareth even more, but even I can say that that outfit is gay! hahaha! I love it though. He’s so beautiful.
Um, if this was Johnny Depp, it would not look gay – but c’mon peeps, La Bowie has always loovveddd the fabulous, and the bi, and the walk in closet, and, um ok never mind, i’m a noob.
But it IS gay…
I love the quizzical expression on his face.
Gay, you say? Really?
YOu know what would make it less gay?
If you could see his pants too see if they were like those tight spandex pants from Labyrinth. 030
*BTW, I was so distracted by this picture I tried to drink my phone. Don’t ask how or why.*
This is his costume from Labyrinth, so one assumes he’s wearing the tights as well…
Or you could assume he’s NOT….mmm, yummy….
Bowie is bi, a babe, and absolutely fabulous. He works this costume! He ROCKS as Jareth!
Seriously, I think he worked quite well. Nobody can make a good-looking goblin king as well as he can.
David Bowie is wicked hot in Zoolander. And the Labyrinth!
*makes mental note to finally watch Zoolander*
Add me to the list of rabid Labyrinth fans.
1) Bowie as Jareth = hot even 20ish years later.
2) Johnny Depp could pull this off, but it would be all his own, just like he re-owned Willie Wonka while being just as awesome as Gene Wilder in the same role.
3) Bowie’s wife is Iman, and they are a fabulously gorgeous andrgynous couple indeed.
4) The outfit is FABULOUS!!! Not gay. Just flaming and fabulous and somehow disturblingly sexier than hell.
5) Glad to see I’m in good appreciative company here!
6) Bowie as a fashion runway walk-off judge in Zoolander is such eye candy that it really makes up for Stiller as a coal miner wannabe.
I am a noob, please be gentle – i posted a couple of days ago about Johnny Depp, so totally agree with you, jus’mee
my orinal post – let me show you it – OK forgot no lolspesk here :L
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November 25th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Um, if this was Johnny Depp, it would not look gay – but c’mon peeps, La Bowie has always loovveddd the fabulous, and the bi, and the walk in closet, and, um ok never mind, i’m a noob.
But he IS David Bowie, so it’s hot. Bowie can pull off anything.
I can’t think of anybody who personifies the word “glamourous” as well as David Bowie — in all eras and all kinds of fashion. He’s also been consistently interesting as a musician AND an actor for decades.
Oh, indeed!
The Hunger, anyone?
Wow.
Helped that Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon were in the movie, too.
Yes, indeed! That was was one scary movie, not the vampire aspect, but how people use eachother. Very unsettling.
Agreed. Only watched it once. That was enough.
Wow.
Labyrinth, Probably the best movie ever.
Bowie was super hot playing Jareth.
Yeahhh.
=]
That’s ludicrous.
Outfits are asexual and this cannot be gay.
**thus
David Bowie just makes everything look good. That man could dress up like Richard Simmons and rock it.
His package would look pretty hot in Richard Simmons shorts. :O
It *is* David Bowie and it’s *still* gay, but OMGHOT!
*drools*
How would you dress the goblin king then?
David Bowie, look him up in the dictionary and there is not one picture of him. The man has evolved throughout his entire career, keeping fans all around the world on their toes with his many different looks, styles, and behaviors. You gotta love and respect that in an entertainer.
hotness
But I AM David Bowie so it’s super-mega-maxi-GAY!
If I were…
David Bowie could fall down stairs and still manage to make it sound sexy.
This picture reminds me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power!
DUH!
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Voodoo?
You do…remind me of the babe!
Oh, the media monkies and their junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantomine… throw their invites away.
David Bowie is god, end of story. He’s one of the very few men I can call ‘ab fab’ and mean it in a good way.
indeed! ^__^ (-_-;; he is also one of the few men who make me want to like guys…heh.)
How could anyone not know who David Bowie is?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
OMG! David Bowie’s Labyrinth Pants! I LOST THE GAME!
Gay, Bi, What ever, What anyone does in the privacy of their own bed room is none of my business there fore I don’t give two sh!ts. The man was is and always be HOT HOT HOT and I believe he did an awesome job playing the role of Jareth
I hope like hell that they never remake this film. If they do, it won’t be Bowie, & all of those puppets will be CGI instead.
The Labyrinth will always and forever be made fun of by the immature 12 year olds of today (showing it in a 6th grade history class= not a good idea!)
(bad day… seriously. all i saw in that movie was Jareth’s bulge and him dancing with a baby.) weird….
thats true, Bowie has style only he can pull off
my boyfriend was david bowie last year for halloween cuz he lost a bet.
damn he was sexy in those tights
It would be gay if someone else wore that outfit besides David ‘FREAKING’ Bowie, but that is just an simple opinion of mine.
I dressed as David Bowie as the Labarynth Goblin King for Halloween one year and I’m gay. He looks better in the pants–I didn’t stuff.
david bowie was gay…
YES xD go Bowie
DAVID BOWIE IS UNDOUTBFULLY THE MAN <3
Nope, it’s still really gay.
WASN’T DAVID BOWIE A HOMOSEXUAL?
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