ATTENTION WHORE
Not too difficult to pick out of a crowd
(Perez Hilton)
Perez out doing something for someone somewhere (via BestWeekEver.tv)
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Serious, this dude is a million kinds of ugly.
A million kinds of gay too.
Yeah, he is what we call in the biz a “fat old queen”.
Oh “in the biz” are you?
I’m in a biz and say he’s an creature from the Wizard of Oz combined with a prissy sparkly vampire.
please don’t use that as an insult. although i’m not gay and u might not be gay and he may, in fact, be gay, it’s insulting and degrading to those who actually are gay to have their lifestyle and gender orientation used as an insult. think how it would make you feel if you were a closeted homosexual to hear people insuting others who are not actually gay insulted using the word gay. if it were me, I’d become more afraid to come out because if people were that ill-oriented to people who weren’t even gay and it was just the hypothetical idea of -gaitey, i guess?-that had them reacting that way, imagine how thwy’d react if they found out that the person actually were gay/ anyway, just something to consider, didn’t mean to get all preachy on you there.
being gay is gay
Homophobia is gay.
Replying is gay!
Oh…. crap.
Homosexuals are gay.
your probly gay arent you??
hahah damn, your prolly gay to make assumptions like that, get a life and let ppl live theirs how they choose w/o insulting them, dumb fck(:
I’m gay, and I’ve stopped getting insulted by people using gay as an insult. Yes that was preachy. There are probably a lot of people who would be insulted by that, though, so people should really stop, I agree with you.
“imagine how thwy’d react if they found out”
Lisping in text does not really help your cause.
Not to be rude or anything, but was that rant because gay people deserve better than to be lumped in with Perez Hilton?
You’d like to hope so. I mean, even genocidal maniacs deserve better than to be classed with that pointless attention hoar!
and i always thought gay meant something like happy.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=gay
Not to mention creepy.
He does have nice teeth though…
He’s up there with Sarah Jessica Parker and Renee Zellweger as Ugliest Man of the Year
I recall seeing a picture of SJP a little while back… and her jaw looked so big and angular and her forehead so massive… I was just waiting for her to open her mouth and the second set of jaws to come out and own someone’s face A la Aliens…
Peter Griffin said it best when he pointed out that her face looks like a foot.
Or Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear who described SJP as “looking like a boiled horse”.
I swear to god Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Dee Snider.
The only way to make it stop is to stop inviting it to your parties. And for pity’s sake, PLEASE STOP taking pictures of it!
i believe the phrase we are all looking for is..”who the ever loving truck cares?”
Who is he?
you DO. NOT. WANT. to know
your mind and sex life will forever thank you for not knowing
I don’t know who this guy is either.
I was just sitting here wondering to myself WHY anyone knows who he is. Why does he have a following at all? Why am I being subjected to him?
he’s some idiot gossip monger weirdo freaker who bashes celebrities online and makes stupid webcam appearances on MuchMusic and MTV. He constantly subjects celebs to ridicule, making fun of them and calling them ugly, even though he looks like the fat lady of the opera. He is alsmost always wearing hideously bright colours and is the definition of an attention whore.
This noxious heap of walking drivel is simply mtv’s latest attempt to take a waste of human flesh with no discernible talent of any kind and turn it into a manufactured celebrity that it can sell to YOU. One more example of mtv being a great concept in the beginning that has FAILED. What does the “m” stand for? That’s right…..MARKETING.
Please, o youth of the world…..reject this fat retard in a loud voice. And stop watching eMpTV. Maybe it will go away and a music channel will replace it someday.
You’re my hero.
I somehow don’t think that a bunch of goths *okay, I shop there, too* want happy, brightly-colored crap from Liberace’s illegitimate love-child.
Ok, hate me if you will, but I freaking love Perez Hilton. He’s gay and I don’t really care. I have no issue with that. As far as the clothes go, I totally want some, but I can’t really find any. There’s only one Hot Topic remotely near where I live and they apparently don’t stock any “Gossip Gangster” [yeah, that was the name] gear.
So… As far as my opinions go, he’s great. I really don’t think you all should be so judgemental.
I prefer Dlisted.com, with the hilarious Michael K. But rock on with your Perez loving self.
On topic: Lord, this is NOT a flattering photo.
Well, I think I’M great, but you don’t, so maybe YOU shouldn’t be so judgemental of my judgements lol……and I think it’s ironic that you like him, even though he is famous only based upon his crass judgements of people. Sooooo….kindof supporting judgemental people there, hon. Tis okay, I still love you.
so you know it all went on clearance a couple months after it all came out and some how from there is went away. I know because i work there. I enjoy almost every moment at work. except when we get crap in that we KNOW wont sell and well that was definitely one of them.
Dude, even in Bollywood they have called him the most hated man in Hollywood.. So people as far away as India know what a tool this guy is.
You all can say what you want (and I agree) but he is doing something right. According to some reports he is clearing 120k per month on advertising alone (I can’t find the link now but I think it was in NY Times or Wall Street Journal).
Exactly. He writes what people want to hear. He’s clever and perceptive. He wants to hear about some anorexic celebrity? He’ll give them that smut. :]
He’s just awesome. I want to make that money.
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m very curious. Are you a boy or a girl? Just trying to get a demographic on this latest incarnation of Mr. Blackwell.
aw i love perez <3 hes awesome and funny 2
PEREZ ROCKS <3333
word!
UGH! that obese ball of SIN! he thinks his judgement is paramount omg i hate him so much!!! i find it worse that people go along with what he’s saying… people AGREE with him D=<<<
Same question to you, please. Boy or girl?
i used to read his site all the time until he is so obnoxiously promoting himself. i thought only celebrity gets on his page? decided to stop reading when he posted a picture of Tom Cruise’s daughter and said something like, “what happened to her? she is not cute anymore!”
i mean, WOOT?
He’s just NASTY. He’s been self promoting so much it’s disgusting. His site was alright pre-Anna Nicole death, but now he just drools over who will meet him, and whines and complains about people who don’t. His clothing line went on clearance after 4 weeks and it was crappy (Hot Topic/Torrid shopper here). He’s either whining about who’s shunning him or whining over the democracy of the nation. The same democracy he spent like 4 months campaigning for and whether or not your against or for… whined about democracy for gay rights. People voted. He’s probably kicking himself in the ass right about now – he thought Obama would be all “gay rights gung ho”, but instead picked like the WORST clergyperson to deliver the inauguration – being EXTREMELY anti-gay and anti-gay rights. And it’s actually kinda gross the way he drools over TEENAGE BOYS. I used to go alot, and now most of what people send me are links to stuff found already on places like TMZ, D-lister, and Yahoo (yes, he actually claims he’s the “Breaking news” guy when Yahoo/AP has put out stories 12 hours before).
People let THIS GUY tell them what’s cool!?
*headdesk*
*claps*
he’s just plain boring. and appalling.
The color of his hair is pretty, though, but the rest is just really bad.
what a terrible misuse of the color blue …
even more so then when my mom (in the 70′s) found blue paneling.
Hey, look, Vince got his hair dyed!
…wait, no. This guy’s creepier. And fatter.
Hah I remember that stuff! And yeah, it was stupid and random.
Before I knew who he was I thought it was something supposed to be mocking Paris Hilton.
At least then it would have been sort of funny. Not stupid. *sigh*
I don’t care how big of a homosexual he is, he’s a douche bag.
EWW!!! HE’S SO UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK A SMURF IN TRAINING!
Until people have both female and male sex organs I can’t believe in evolution or homosexuality.
Will a fully documented (in medical journals) case of a Phillipino male who got pregnant and AFAIK carried to term cover those points for you then?
Yeah! And the world is flat, 6000 years old, the Sun is the center of the universe (was the Earth till the church got sick of burning astronomers), Adam likes his fig leafs, its Eve’s fault for everything… Then again, the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9) and so on. So down with evolution and those damn dangerous homosexuals.
Pukeworthy
Your Gay
The end
i dont mind gay people and i dont discrimanate them but perez hilton is just ridiculous he does just want attention. he is just way over the top.
HE’S HALF BAKED, YES HE IS.
why dont people hit him more often
Ok, I’m a heterosexual through and through, but seriously people, lay off. Only when you can put it reasonably and rationally should you comment. Just saying “he’s ugly” or “eew” or other stuff like that is honestly degrading. I’m a proud-to-admit-it Christian, and one of the things I’ve been taught was to “Hate the sin, not the sinner.” Basically, hate the fact that he’s gay, not him because he’s gay. Yes, I’m a homophobe, but we should still be a little considerate.
Sorry for sounding like an angry little kid with this