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A diseased, flea-ridden mutt…

Paris Hilton

A diseased, flea-ridden mutt… and her dog.

(Paris Hilton)

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  1. silly says:

    Really, not all that funny. She’s not diseased, except perhaps mentally. And certainly is no mutt. I’m not trying to defend Ms. Hilton here, but this just isn’t funny.

    • hell hath no fury says:

      Odd, that any woman with less money, acting as whorish with even less men drunken, rude and looking as anorexic, would be called welfare trash and much worse. Actions sometimes speak louder than money.

      • hell hath no fury says:

        …and to add even more snark, with all the rich men she’s been with, and all the women they’ve been with, I would be surprised if she didn’t have herpeghonnasyphillAIDS

        • Snarkette says:

          Reminds me of Jay Leno’s quip to the effect that Paris Hilton proves you don’t have to be poor to be white trash.

  2. required says:

    432nd

  3. miette010 says:

    why does she always put her hand on her hip like that? so stupid…

  4. hell hath no fury says:

    She has arm flab as bad as Madonna, but hers is from a total lack of muscle tone. I’m no supermodel, but you think with all that money, she’d realize how gross it looks to starve.

    • hah says:

      flab (flāb) Pronunciation Key
      n. Soft fatty body tissue.

      [Back-formation from flabby.]

      The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
      Copyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
      Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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      There’s not enough fat on her to have flab. I hate her as much as the next intelligent/sentient being, but let’s be realistic.

  5. Falck.. says:

    This is low.. not a new low, because there are quite a few pictures like this, but it’s still low.

    • Falck.. says:

      I don’t like Paris. She was raised into what she is today, so I kind of pity her as well. Though now that she’s fully grown and decides to keep living her life that way… it dosn’t bother me.

      • The Crapture says:

        So, this means we get to experience your defense of this talentless twit in both a a threaded and unthreaded format? Lucky Us. Most people’s gripe with her is that she is famous for no ostensibly good reason. What great feat has she accomplished to earn her fame? Unlike that old shampoo commercial we don’t hate her because somebody decided to market her as beautiful, we mostly hate her for behaving as if she is entitled -as if by the mere fact of her name – to all the attention she gets when hell knows that there are any number of more interesting people and more important goings-on in the world than the misadventures of some spoiled brat

  6. Tairii says:

    I thought her dogs got eaten by coyotes a couple months ago?

  7. Falck.. says:

    Can’t post comments. Admin blocking IP. FU

  8. Bud Tugly says:

    chienne et chien!

  9. D'oh says:

    Whoever made sunglasses like that (ya know, huge, making you look like a bug) fashionable should be shot. 9/10 Girls are walking around with them, and they all look just as awfull.

  10. Tempestates says:

    Aw damn

  11. ManfredMom says:

    That’s where the curtains that match my bedspread went!!!

  12. First says:

    I’d hit it, with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.

  13. Doubts says:

    a. She isn’t skinny, she is digustingly and unhealthily emaciated.
    b. she isn’t pretty, she is wealthy and well promoted. her face is average at best and her body is boyish and repulsive.

  14. Ssunphyre says:

    That dog looks petrified. Poor puppy. :(

  15. Ssunphyre says:

    That poor little dog looks terrified. Poor pup. :/

  16. Lam says:

    I wish the people would stop taking her picture. That makes her think people want to see her. She has become some sort of sick cultural icon that we can’t get away from.

  17. herb says:

    Might I point out that mutts are some the most genetically-stable, reasonable creatures out there. It’s when people inbreed constantly that you get these disease-ridden wretches.

    The same goes for dogs.

  18. BlogDog says:

    Yes, she is diseased. IIRC, when someone bought the contents of a storage bin she didn’t pay for and posted pics on the intarwebz, one item was a pill bottle of anti-herpes drugs. Only if you don’tconsider herpes a disease can you say she’s not diseased.

  19. kat says:

    y’know, I think I’ve seen that dress masquerading as a bedspread in a motel before…

  20. burnt twiggy says:

    I’d do the Dog before i’d touch her

  21. jeebers says:

    well actually they really just wanted a picture of the dog but she insisted they include her or no deal.

  22. amanda says:

    ohh… burned.

  23. Dayzie says:

    Poor Puppy… Makes me think of Cloe on Beverly Hills Chihuahua

  24. slutmachine says:

    whatever man I’d still do her.

  25. Laura says:

    Someone save that poor puppy before that wench makes it into a scarf or something ;-;!!

  26. hihihi says:

    aha! i found my shower curtain! i wondered where it went.

  27. Kyle526 says:

    Lol She has no Bewbs

  28. Malexhe says:

    Her dog is adorable, shame that s/he’s being used as an accessory.
    Didn’t she lose the poor thing once on purpose to gain publicity?

  29. Hito says:

    I can’t tell which is uglier…

  30. KTHXBAI says:

    you guys are all lame.

  31. KTHXBAI says:

    you guys are all lame

  32. roflcopter says:

    if she did have fleas,imagine her having a flea collar on… XD

  33. Trojin says:

    You can tell by the Chihuahua’s face that its saying. “Save me now!”

  34. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    Nothx. STDs are no fun, she doesn’t have an ass or boobs, and looks like a starving male model/camelface.

  35. BigAl1976 says:

    I wouldn’t f*** her with a stolen d**k.

    -George Carlin (1937 – 2008)


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