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(Tom Cruise, Renee Zelleweger)
Tom Cruise on the cover of Details (via BestWeekEver.tv)
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First fail upon you!!!!
Second fail upon you!!!!
Talk about risky business….
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You forgot “and your firstborn”! They always try to steal your firstborn…
Why must you mock the dead?
I chortled.
And for a million dollars you get full access to the cult’s Celebrity Center!
A “Church” with a Celebrity Center. Beyond shady.
Scientology is such a scam… I don’t even want to know how much money they rip off of you.
Plus, it was founded by a freaking SCI-FI NOVELIST!! None of it is REAL! It’s, in the words of Dr. Evil, “Ri-gosh darn-diculous”.
Not to mention the fact that L. Ron Hubbard told Reader’s Digest (back in the day) that the best way to become rich and famous is to invent your own religion!!
reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
excussssse me i’ve got a religion to invent!
Yeah… only he would know about that. O.O
This is fantastic. Thank you for the laugh with this one!
I LOL’d.
I love Scientology… but only because I believe that the hopelessly stupid and gullible SHOULD be preyed upon, and I’m just sorry I didn’t think of it first.
SCIENTOLOGY…..the easy way for satan to get your soul!! and all the celebs are lining up to sell it…it is truly sad.
Lol.. Going for a Two-Fer?
Making fun of one religion while trying to make yours sound believable?
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s the most ridiculous religion I’ve ever heard of, but then again, I see no reason why christianity is any more believable.
hahahahaha, one of the best lolcelebs yet ^_^
I like Tom Cruise.
Just as fake as every other religion.
Agreed! Hi Five!
scientology is a bit weird, but hey, don’t knock other people’s beliefs! at least they believe in SOMETHING.
BEST CAPTION I’VE SEEN ON THIS SITE IN A LONG TIME.
Christianity talks about someone who actually “passed” on this Earth (and yes, there is as much proof of Jesus as of any other guy in History, what makes you believe the “stories” written about some pharaoh, but not Jesus?), so if anything….at least there is “literature about Christianity, unlike scientology…how about the Historian Flavius Josephus’ markings? he noted the passing of Yeshua (Jesus) ben Yosef (son of Joseph) who received ‘special” torture treatment, and died in 3 hours on the Cross, and crucifixion usually takes minimum 24 hours to 3 days….! He died of injuries, instead of dehydration and hypothermia! yes, all of this accounted by Roman Jewish Historians back in His days…if you don’t believe what they wrote….then you are not believing smthg as trustworthy as accounts on kings of egypts, socrates, and the greeks…if you are going to talk about archeological proof, then there are millions of statues, churches, icons….of Christ, and the fact that a religion where the believers were fed alive to lions and bears EXPLODED so much during roman times, then there must have been at least some truth to it that kept them going!….I would like to see Scientologists being fed to lions, and how many of them would stay in their churches! plus, I have yet to see scientology give us people like John Paul 2 , Mother Theresa, Saint Francis, or Joan of the Arc….oh btw, is it not suspicious that a 17 year old illiterate peasant girl was given the complete control over the army of France, and then she actually led France to victory when all the “great” knights and colonels were failing? yes, it is noted in history, and also taught in schools, in every medieval history class! and the fact that the king let her have the army…yeah…I wonder if Obama might give me the American army now so that I might win the war in Afghanistan!!
Half of you haven’t even read the New Testament!