Comments on: You… you complete me… http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/ Lol Celebrities and All That's Famous, Fab and Funny. Your favorite actors and actresses in a funny new light! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:40:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Run http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-104295 Sat, 08 May 2010 04:46:02 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-104295 Christianity talks about someone who actually “passed” on this Earth (and yes, there is as much proof of Jesus as of any other guy in History, what makes you believe the “stories” written about some pharaoh, but not Jesus?), so if anything….at least there is “literature about Christianity, unlike scientology…how about the Historian Flavius Josephus’ markings? he noted the passing of Yeshua (Jesus) ben Yosef (son of Joseph) who received ‘special” torture treatment, and died in 3 hours on the Cross, and crucifixion usually takes minimum 24 hours to 3 days….! He died of injuries, instead of dehydration and hypothermia! yes, all of this accounted by Roman Jewish Historians back in His days…if you don’t believe what they wrote….then you are not believing smthg as trustworthy as accounts on kings of egypts, socrates, and the greeks…if you are going to talk about archeological proof, then there are millions of statues, churches, icons….of Christ, and the fact that a religion where the believers were fed alive to lions and bears EXPLODED so much during roman times, then there must have been at least some truth to it that kept them going!….I would like to see Scientologists being fed to lions, and how many of them would stay in their churches! plus, I have yet to see scientology give us people like John Paul 2 , Mother Theresa, Saint Francis, or Joan of the Arc….oh btw, is it not suspicious that a 17 year old illiterate peasant girl was given the complete control over the army of France, and then she actually led France to victory when all the “great” knights and colonels were failing? yes, it is noted in history, and also taught in schools, in every medieval history class! and the fact that the king let her have the army…yeah…I wonder if Obama might give me the American army now so that I might win the war in Afghanistan!!
Half of you haven’t even read the New Testament!

]]> By: solo piano http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-100870 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:03:24 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-100870 BEST CAPTION I’VE SEEN ON THIS SITE IN A LONG TIME.

]]> By: catholic-christian person http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-83297 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:04:33 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-83297 scientology is a bit weird, but hey, don’t knock other people’s beliefs! at least they believe in SOMETHING.

]]> By: Reziah http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-70540 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:56:30 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-70540 Agreed! Hi Five!

]]> By: Reziah http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-70539 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:55:52 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-70539 Lol.. Going for a Two-Fer?
Making fun of one religion while trying to make yours sound believable?
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s the most ridiculous religion I’ve ever heard of, but then again, I see no reason why christianity is any more believable.

]]> By: narcahan http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-63457 Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:36:32 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-63457 Just as fake as every other religion.

]]> By: Sleepy Burger http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-59393 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:13:39 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-59393 Why must you mock the dead?

]]> By: LoLz http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-12258 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:42:49 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-12258 reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

excussssse me i’ve got a religion to invent!

]]> By: foomanchu http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10910 Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:34:44 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10910 I like Tom Cruise.

]]> By: meh. http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10860 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:11:56 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10860 hahahahaha, one of the best lolcelebs yet ^_^

]]> By: chris http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10838 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:00:22 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10838 SCIENTOLOGY…..the easy way for satan to get your soul!! and all the celebs are lining up to sell it…it is truly sad.

]]> By: Slaggingham http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10836 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:26:45 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10836 I love Scientology… but only because I believe that the hopelessly stupid and gullible SHOULD be preyed upon, and I’m just sorry I didn’t think of it first.

]]> By: fsafsdf http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10819 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:41:52 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10819 I LOL’d.

]]> By: Desiree http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10809 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:28:25 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10809 This is fantastic. Thank you for the laugh with this one!

]]> By: Frank http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10798 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:06:51 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10798 Yeah… only he would know about that. O.O

]]> By: Ssunphyreaswell http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10783 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:07:09 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10783 Not to mention the fact that L. Ron Hubbard told Reader’s Digest (back in the day) that the best way to become rich and famous is to invent your own religion!!

]]> By: Ssunphyre http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10782 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:06:10 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10782 You forgot “and your firstborn”! They always try to steal your firstborn…

]]> By: Frank http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10773 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:42:45 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10773 Scientology is such a scam… I don’t even want to know how much money they rip off of you.

Plus, it was founded by a freaking SCI-FI NOVELIST!! None of it is REAL! It’s, in the words of Dr. Evil, “Ri-gosh darn-diculous”.

]]> By: Green Is Good http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10763 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:49:18 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10763 And for a million dollars you get full access to the cult’s Celebrity Center!

A “Church” with a Celebrity Center. Beyond shady.

]]> By: faetal http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/05/celebrity-pictures-cruise-zellweger-you-complete/comment-page-1/#comment-10762 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:45:29 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=4834#comment-10762 I chortled.

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