Reason 183 to quit drinking
(The King)
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The King is creepy… and a stalker.
Who else would hang around outside your bedroom window?
damn right
oh i hate my avatar. its like its watching Michael Jackson or something.
i hate mine but i think its a lot better than urs no offense…
If you go to en.gravatar.com , you can set up your own avatar.
Of all the creepy Burger King commercials, this one was by far the creepiest.
Edward Cullen.
haha. NO
WINNNNN
GAH that thing’s scary. I’m going to have nightmares now. *twitches*
Holy Crap! If that were me I think I’d flinch every time I saw a bottle of liquor, even beer, after that. Thankfully, it isn’t me so I can still enjoy my bourbon this evening.
Jeez I can’t stand that guy!
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA that is super hysterical.
OMFG I hate hate HATE the King and all of his evil commercials. Go back to the depths of hell from whence you came, King!!!
Zomg. The King was the scariest Halloween costume on Franklin Street in Chapel Hill this year.
I’d quit drinking to if I saw him walking the streets
ME TOO!!!!
You know, the very first time I ever saw this commercial, my first thought was, “How drunk *was* I last night, that I woke up with *this* guy, giving me breakfast in bed?!?!?!”
For that matter, how *good* was I?!?!?!
Truly, the most frightening thing I have ever seen in my life.
I for one welcome are new whopper-dispensing overlord.
Make that ‘our’ not ‘are’. English fail…
A good reason to keep a full-auto asault rifle and a dozen 30 round clips under your pillow! 360 bullet wounds would be self defence in this case. I’m not a violent person but I’d make an exception. Couldn’t go to Burger King while I had a TV cuz I kept seeing that ad and I think they have the best burgers (IMHO) too! Part of the reason I gave up TV was “The King” and Carls Jr ads. Not the only reason but definately part.
Nah…use a sub machine gun… it fits under your pillow, and it sprays out more bullets. I reccomend a MAC-10, MAC-11, or Mini Uzi.
Don’t Eat the Mushroom!
I will be amazed if anyone gets this reference.
Crap! That’s almost as bad as the king naked in front of the fireplace on a bear skin rug!
Eheheheheheheeee…. *gasps for breath*
That was the scariest one of those commercials, if you ask me. I mean, the ones where he’s outside, you just shut the shades again and hide till he goes away, like door-to-door magazine salespeople. But when the King’s in your BED, man, you do need to lay off the sauce, at least to remember to lock your house up before hitting the hay.
Holy crap that was long. Sorry.
this made me laugh so hard. which is weird because we don’t have advertisements with the king here in australia. but i don’t have to see them to know they’re creepy. LOOK AT IT! -looks at ads on youtube-
kinda looks like my uncle.
Dude. He’s every reason to stop drinking.
I bet the king is GREAT in the sack …
THAT COMMERCIAL IS CREEPY.