Comments on: fashon so ugly it pixilates itself.

By: varenoea

varenoea — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 09:25:38 +0000

Can we also pixelate her voice? Because that would be oh so necessary.

And her songwriting skills too.

And her whole personality.

By: solo piano

solo piano — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:04:21 +0000

YES, THIS IS A WILD OUTFIT.

By: moviegirl

moviegirl — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:45:13 +0000

FUNNY!

By: Lol the european

Lol the european — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:17:55 +0000

yeah. this fail isn’t even funny. it’s spelled wrong. and i hate comic sans. and her outfit wouldn’t be that ugly if it weren’t for her hair.

By: AcroTorrent

AcroTorrent — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:44:41 +0000

What if they play good music too?
*gasp* The plot thickens…dum dum duuummmm…

By: Sage

Sage — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:32:27 +0000

She still does the two pianos thing; in fact I would go as far as to say that, during the last show I saw in Dallas (July 09), she almost never played just one instrument for a single song.

By: Sage

Sage — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:29:59 +0000

It’s a wig. She has semi-normal hair now (In fact she’s on Tour as we speak, just about to finish the U.S. Leg and go to Europe).

That was around the time of the 2007 album aka the horrible wig album.

By: Sage

Sage — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:28:28 +0000

Oh Mah Gawd eet’s Toreh!

I was just browsing around and I got an awesome surprise.

I don’t think it looks that bad but I’m not all that interested in what she’s wearing anyway; the music’s still good. It’s exciting enough just to see her on a site that’s not dedicated to her.

By: Scraps

Scraps — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:54:53 +0000

Hey, Emma…watch think of Tori’s hair color?

By: Hotsauce

Hotsauce — Fri, 01 May 2009 07:13:09 +0000

Accept it: when she’s happy, her music sucks

By: =D

=D — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:26:24 +0000

Haha me too! I love this whole picture; its really cute =)

By: Basstard79

Basstard79 — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:56:51 +0000

She still pwns.

By: bootothat

bootothat — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:02:28 +0000

Umm, wow, quite honestly, I didn’t even relize that ws Tori until I read it was her…I was too busy looking at the ugly outfit…and what the hell happened to her bangs?? Did she let her kid cut them?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:30:04 +0000

agrreeed! i am listening to In the Springtin of His Voodoo right now… LOVE IT! She’s been rockin’ it since i was a kid! I will love her forever! If you ever saw her in concert (when she was in her prime) HOLY MOLY she can rock it! Picture two pianos – face to face – with Tori play BOTH AT THE SAME TIME, while dancing AND signing her heart out.. i love her.

By: Archwright

Archwright — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:09:27 +0000

I see the power of digital cammo… ouch.

By: Metreon Cascade

Metreon Cascade — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:27:29 +0000

This is blasphemy. Tori could put a burlap sack on and it would turn awesome simply because it was in physical contact with her.

Godless heathens, all of you. Tori’s one of the greatest musical geniuses in the history of the human race. The Peabody Conservatory was after her when she was 3.

So she gets to be crazy, and that outfit gets to be win.

Heathens.

By: Metreon Cascade

Metreon Cascade — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:17:27 +0000

The shot is doing something weird with her mascara, but her eyes really are shaped like an elf’s. It’s neat. Google her.

By: Hannah Belle Lectre

Hannah Belle Lectre — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:49:04 +0000

I was wondering that too. Bad botox?

By: v

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:29:02 +0000

i think that’s a cool shirt personally. and Tori has never been one for traditional fashion. she marches to the beat of her own drum for sure.

By: Leila

Leila — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:28:00 +0000

LOL! This is funny even though I don’t know who the f she is.

By: }¤‹ И A Y Я ›¤{

}¤‹ И A Y Я ›¤{ — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:43:04 +0000

A caption so stupid, it misspells itself!

By: Dark

Dark — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:45:47 +0000

it’s fake…look at the pixels.

By: Dark

Dark — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:45:24 +0000

it’s fake…you can see the pixels…?

By: AliCat

AliCat — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 03:45:24 +0000

Agreed….

By: ^_^

^_^ — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 03:43:49 +0000

I like what she’s wearing also, but I’m not a huge fan of the hair. But then again, I also don’t care, I’d rather have good music from someone looking fugly than crap spewing from my speakers from someone that everyone thinks is pretty.

By: dustbunni

dustbunni — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:48:09 +0000

Oooh man I LOL’ed and hit vote, and then went WAIT…ISN’T THAT…omg I’m a horrible fan >.< Tori is in my top 2 fave artists, up there with NiN! In a way the outfit looks good, but it’s not my favorite definitley, and I see how the comment fits. Thus the lol.

By: Whatthepoo

Whatthepoo — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 01:51:45 +0000

What is up with her EYES?

By: Heather

Heather — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 01:51:05 +0000

It was a wig she wore throughout the last album promotion/tour. Looks like it was put on too hastily or needed to be adjusted before this shot was taken.

She wears the wigs because she’s older now, her hair’s thinned, & her face sags. She’s still beautiful in my opinion, but not “commercial,” so her face gets taped/strung up in a temporary face lift & they put wigs over to cover said faux face lift, giving her an overall younger look.

It’s a nice compromise if you ask me – she can appear younger for work without having unnecessary surgeries & enjoy being herself at home with her friends & family.

By: Galt

Galt — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:10:02 +0000

Tori Amos is off-limits for criticism of any kind. Not just a good idea; it’s the law! (CA Torifan Code 143.33.54)

By: The L

The L — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:40:56 +0000

The whole pixel design might look nice in another color, in a shirt that was cut differently, but this just looks hideous.

By: Evils

Evils — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:01:19 +0000

Sorry, but this looks fine to me. Tor pulls this off perfectly–

By: Ssunphyre

Ssunphyre — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:43:39 +0000

Wow, I’d pixelate myself too. :O

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:13:42 +0000

Hey!! Yall leave Tori alone. Pushing the envelope cant ALWAYS end in win

By: Orangutan

Orangutan — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:03:14 +0000

Um… they didn’t. It’s spelled ‘pixelated’. At least, if they’re talking about the blurry-square pattern used to hide something in a picture/video. ‘Pixilated’ could refer to Tori herself, though: “Behaving as if mentally unbalanced; very eccentric.”
I love Tori too, but you gotta admit, that fits her.

By: Fox

Fox — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:48:50 +0000

Tori is great… but…. I dunno… that.. shirt…dressy…thing…. it’s just… pissin me off… *eye begins to twich*

By: Eh

Eh — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:41:37 +0000

Jpeg artifacts.

By: Melody

Melody — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:38:26 +0000

Did she cut her bangs while drunk with pinking sheers?!

By: Tina

Tina — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:28:45 +0000

I think you may be right. Looking at it makes my eyes cross.

By: Arctic

Arctic — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:13:56 +0000

I like the outfit (if not the cut of her hair). But I love Tori Amos, so…

By: Captain Blowme

Captain Blowme — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:28:44 +0000

You know, it really doesn’t matter, when she’s naked and willing in your bed, it doesn’t matter what kinda clothes ended up crumpled at the foot of the bed.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:04:03 +0000

I’m guessing it’s intentional. Someone who hasn’t realized that lolspeak is reserved for that other site.

By: Fat Egg

Fat Egg — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:56:28 +0000

Strange that they spelled ‘pixilates’ correctly but stumbled over ‘fashion’…

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:51:13 +0000

Thanks for your “contribution.” Christ.

By: brb

brb — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:22:22 +0000

only one other has, thus far, commented on the bad spelling! sigh.

By: emma

emma — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:08:24 +0000

Her hair is quite a nice colour

By: emma

emma — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:07:52 +0000

Hmm anyway as I was saying I like her hair colour its quite pretty

By: emma

emma — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:07:17 +0000

Where did my comment go?

By: emma

emma — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:06:17 +0000

I like her hair colour its nice

By: meh.

meh. — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:05:13 +0000

her bangs hurt worse than her “dress” does. >_<

GAH, the pain…it burns us!

By: jessica777

jessica777 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 16:54:59 +0000

lol that is funny…but i actually love what she’s wearing. i think it looks great
*prepares to be shunned by the fashion police or something*