Dude. I’m gay, and I can still get more chicks than you.
(Neil Patrick Harris)
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NPH IS GAY?! i didnt know that.. >.> that makes the harold and kumar movies less amusing
ACTING! *grandiose pose*
No, no, it makes it more amusing. In all sorts of ways.
Seriously, dude, NPH is the MAN.
lol I agree
Yeah, NPH rocks. He’s the antithesis of gay, anyway.
That, or gayness is the antithesis of your concept of gayness.
Dana knows her stuff!
Thanks, because I’m Bi and people that aren’t close to me would never know…*hides so far in closet I can see Narnia*
I’m bi, too, and many people who don’t know me often think I’m a woman…
Yeah… cause a gay man can’t be funny in a movie. That ruins sooooo many movies.
Uh, I think he said that because NPH has sex/does sexual things with multiple women in the movies.
It’s sad.
Why is it that we homos always get the gals?
I think it proves that there’s a god, and he has a sense of humor.
i know I lol’ed when I found out where the male g-spot is, LOL!
Um…where? Or do I really not want to know?
Let’s just say that the most effective way to massage the prostate involves an idea with which gay men are far more comfortable than straight men.
Oh ish, yeah, I didn’t need to know that.
But ya know now!
Got a glove and some KY?
I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God has a sick sense of humour.
Personally, when I die, I expect to find him laughing. The creep.
Oh awesome…best Depeche Mode song EVER!!
Indeed.
Agreed.
I don’t want to start rumors either but I hear blasphemy is a victimless crime.
You guys “get” the girls because you treat them respectfully and don’t demand getting laid in exchange for the pleasure of your company. A lot of straight men just don’t understand how important respect and common courtesy is to women.
well, that, and NPH is hhhottt
And he just rocks. Funny, talented, hawt and smart? I’m not a girl to swoon over gay boys (I tend to be attracted to guys who would be attracted to those in my gender), but NPH is one of the few exceptions.
its funny, once a guy just doesnt’ wanting sex from a girl, he realizes how nagging they are, which is why they want to marry the same sex… whether they like it in the butt or not hasn’t much to do with it… there’s always freaky chicks…
Wow, and I was thinking that o0omrjacko0o was the most ignorant one around here. You win and lose at the same time!
Sorry. I’m gay, and he’s right.
Indeed. I’ve been crushing on NPH since Doogie Howser.
couldnt have said it better myself
I had a friend once who said that he generally had no problem with gay men but hated feeling like they were constantly trying to hit on him. I said, “Now you know what it’s like to be a straight woman.” It’s not that I think sexual attraction is disrespectful, but INAPPROPRIATE expression of attraction sure is, not to mention the whole meme that all I’m good for is as a lay. It amazes me how many guys complain of problems in their relationships but they treat other guys about five hundred times more considerately than they do women. Hint: It ain’t just about holding the door open or paying for the date, guys.
im straight, but i work with a lot of gay men. im pretty sure your friend isn’t actually getting hit on by those guys, at least not seriously. gay men tend to be outgoing and flirtatious, and ofter “hit” on women as well. chances are your friend has some issues with homophobia. and as a general rule, id rather hang with gay males or women than straight men. its been my experience that straight men are very insecure, thus the hate and ignorance homophobia and racism, not to mention the lack of equilibrium in their romantic relationships.
This is so true. This is also the reason I think the meme of all women are really bisexual comes to play as well. Women seem to be far more secure in their sexuality, so when being flirtatious with each other, we don’t question what the other is up to. I have no interest in women, but I have a lot of lesbian friends who love to flirt with me and do so back. I take it as the compliment it is, whether they have interest in me or whether it’s just in fun. I find this to be very common among most of the women I know, both gay and straight.
I agree with the whole post you just made, except your use of “racism”. I don’t think it fits with the rest of the post, considering it has nothing to do with homosexuals in general. (there are exceptions, but otherwise it’s two very different subjects)
I love you for that, Dana. *in a platonic way, lol* I’m a bisexual woman, married to a man, whom I am faithful to. I was shocked to find that when I joined an events-planning commitee for GLBT state employees, so many of them think it’s okay to show off thier sexuality by rubbing each-other or making out in public, or wearing shirts that say something pugnacious about why YOU must think thier sexuality is wrong, etc etc. I was also disgusted to find that most thought it was acceptable to cheat on thier partner because they are attracted to other people. Isn’t that the same as a married straight man deciding he wants to sleep with someone better-looking than his wife? I’m just trying to live my life, I’m a married mother and prefessional, and I get sick when I hear of GLBT’s making a bad name for us by flaunting thier sexuality like a bunch of drunken college girls stuck in Never-Land. *ooh never land sounds fun*
Well, that and the platypus…
That’s just mean. Mean mean mean mean mean.
Who cares if it’s true, ya didn’t hafta rub my face in it!
who knows? could be fun…
Yeah, I regularly wish he in particular wasn’t gay.
I second that
I’ll third this one.
Fourth’d!
Eleventy-fifthdeded!
But…but none of us would have a chance with him anyway! And he and his boyfriend are so cute together! Nyehhh! D;
Are you kidding? NPH being gay makes his roles in Harold and Kumar and How I Met your Mother 10 times funnier. He’s a gay guy playing the character of a Womanizer, and as Barney would say: He totaly …. wait for it…. Nailed It!
Air Five!
It is LEGEN [wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the next word is]… DAIRY!
i lol’d
Suit up.
I <3 NPH
Uh, not this chick, he can’t! He’s never been attractive.
I’m a chick and I think NPH is HOT, no matter what. Check out Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog!
Seconded! Glad he came out before it became a huge media issue, though. Smart man
I know, right, lol.
Funny, funny man. Freeze Ray vs. Ice Ray. AWESOME.
I think the correct term is Ice beam.
*totally hasn’t seen the blog fifty million times and didn’t illegally download the songs as soon as she saw the blog, nuh uh not this girlie*
I’m not attracted to him, but I definatly agree that he’s an AMAZING actor. Dr.Horrible = EPIC WIN.
*sigh*
You know, his sexuality should be a non-issue. He’s hilarious. And the character he plays on that terrible show “How I met your mother” is his total opposite and the only character on that show I find remotely entertaining.
Doogie is the man.
Dude, I’m a queer girl and I’d hit that.
Milk came out of my nose…THAT’S funny stuff you posted up there
I’m not surprised she would. I know quite a few lesbians who would actually screw “the right guy”, or who has shagged a guy just out of curiosity.
I’m most definitely a straight guy, but Neil Patrick Harris is my one celebrity crush. His beauty and talent just transcends gender.
if you have a celebrity crush on a guy, you’re definitely not a straight guy.
He’s not gay either. Ever heard the term “bisexual”? There’s no one-drop rule for sexuality, yanno.
now i wouldn’t say that necessarily. of reasons, i have 2!
1. the spectrum is broad. one can be predominantly hetero, identify as hetero, but occasionally like the same gender. now if the kinsey scale were more popular maybe this dude could say he was a 1, but it’s not, and “bisexual” generally implies that you’ll go either way, and that’s just not nice if 95% of the time you won’t. it confuses the queers (like me).
2. you can have a crush on someone but not actually want to do them.
He’s an amazing actor and steals the scene in every show/film he’s been in. The fact that he’s beautiful and gay is just a bonus. I love, love, love that he’s making a living playing a womanizing straight man!
Truth.
It’s because he has a PHD in Horribleness!!!
Next up: Who’s gay?!
(seriously, I can’t believe I’m the first person to say this. And you call yourself the internet!!)
I wish I were queer so I could get chicks.
is it because chicks dig guys that are queer? guys that don’t dig chicks?
Oh, and check him out in this funny or die video
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8-the-musical-starring-jack-black-john-c-reilly-and-many-more-from-fod-team-jack-black-craig-robinson-john-c-reilly-and-rashida-jones
I’m no chick, but I wish NPH would ‘get me’.
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No, it doesn’t.
He is sooooo hot!
i love him!
lol NPH
I noticed nobody thought of this yet but…
CLAY AIKEN!!!!!!!
Most gay men can get more chicks than you– cause they’s fierce.
It’s because they don’t want women that makes women want them. Girls get hit on a lot I guess.
ok first off hes NOT gay! jeez! the person who lol’ed this must’ve not known anything about him. you people beleive anything……
Moonclaw- he is gay. -_-”
He is gay. ._.
So true!!! *sigh*
ouch!
wow… actually I believe AIDS was spread by sexual intercourse (there are people who are bisexual) and sharing drug needles and people donating blood to the red cross before the red cross knew how to check for AIDS/HIV…
and I *think* I remember hearing somewhere that HIV/AIDS got started by a guy (a flight attendent, I believe) molesting a monkey in africa and then coming back to the states and having sex with his boyfriend (not sure if that’s actually true, btu it’s what I’ve heard)…
K, I’m really late to the party, but:
“I’m a bisexual woman, married to a man, whom I am faithful to. I was shocked to find that when I joined an events-planning commitee for GLBT state employees, so many of them think it’s okay to show off thier sexuality by rubbing each-other or making out in public, or wearing shirts that say something pugnacious about why YOU must think thier sexuality is wrong, etc etc”
I’m a gay guy (admittedly, way more conservative than most, I fear), and I find that shocking as well o_o However, it’s worth pointing out that it’s hard to walk through a park without finding straight people snogging like it’s going out of style.
Personally, I kind of wish *everyone* — regardless of orientation — would just get a room first ._.
Okay, political rant over: Neil Patrick Harris FTW!
Also, @ Alexandria: “I *think* I remember hearing somewhere that HIV/AIDS got started by a guy (a flight attendent, I believe) molesting a monkey in africa and then coming back to the states and having sex with his boyfriend (not sure if that’s actually true, btu it’s what I’ve heard)…”
Scientists believe HIV-1 is a variant of a virus (Simian Immunodeficiency Virus(cpz)) which affects chimpanzees and HIV-2 is a variant of one that affects the sooty mangabey.
However, nobody is actually sure how they made the jump from non-human primates to humans. I would guess that some research-related accident is a significantly more likely cause.
Also, before anyone assumes I’m some kind of AIDs activist or something, I’m not. This information is pretty easy to find: no need to spread misinformation (unless of course, that was your goal — which it wasn’t, right?)
Also, anyone else think it’s funny how the rumor in question has a flight attendant (one of those stereotypical ‘gay jobs’) as the supposed ‘patient 0?’
Or maybe through bushmeat hunting. Also, HIV wouldn’t necessarily have a “patient 0″. It’s possible there were several human originators
Legend…
Wait for it…..
Ary!
I have never yet found any male attractive in any way. Except for NPH. Truth.
Haha, he’s brilliant xD