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Hey Madonna, I’m 50 too, no craggy nanna arms here
(Ellen DeGeneres)
I do believe seeing this on my door step would be awesome yet terrifying:
Ellen and Brit-Brit go caroling (via BestWeekEver.tv)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: jaynuseuss
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Really?! She’s 50?! Ay ay ay! I should look so good!
Maybe you should “change teams”.
Meh….there’s no “I” in team, but there is a “u” in suck….
There is no “I” in Team, but there is a “Me”
Dere iz also a meat. Which makes sense if ur talkin a football team. Either side of da pond.
i am vegetarian
Yes, there is no “I” in team, but there’s no “U” either. So I’m not in the team, and you’re not in the team, and “They” are definitely not in the team, then who is? Personally, I think this team sucks.
I like the team I’m on, thanks.
Also, your blog is weeeeerd dude.
I guess there’s no “I” in weird, either. ::) Regardless, I thank you for checking it out.
Fonetik spellingz make me happee.
I’d do her.
You wish.
I’d have a better chance.
you’re a whore.
She only does women
I don’t see the how a woman can ‘do’ a woman but hey, to each her own. I do like her a lot. She is very funny and yes, she does look really good at 50. If I look half as good as she does when I reach 50 (in the VERY distant future), I will have it made.
Scissor!!
That’s a South Park reference isn’t it? …and eeeeeeeeew!!!!!
Also, the big toe may come into play.
She looks great for her age, when I first found out I was like “NO WAY.” You know why she looks so young right? Shes a lesbian! Not being married to a man keeps ya young! ;D
I have to aggree with you MJ, Lesbians seem to stay “younger looking” longer than hetero women
Maybe also because fewer of them go through childbirth–and child-rearing.
That too!
my gay hostmom looks like an 80 year old dude..
LOL.
Same thing could be said about marriage to a woman.
Uh, how do we know? Never really seen her with her shirt off. Now if it was a picture of her like the Madonna picture, then you could say that.
FAIL.
Try looking for If These Walls Could Talk 2 (iirc) – her and Sharon Stone in bed together
Yeah, but she wasn’t 50 when that movie was made. Just sayin’.
Ah, but she doesn’t feel the need to show the world her flabby arms.
It’s called dignity.
I concur.
Not a fair comparison. I smell jealousy.
They both look great for their age.
That woman is definitely genetically blessed. Not marketing herself all over the planet like a damn piece of meat probably helped too though.
Of course, if I was married to Portia DeRossi I’d have a hell of a lot more spring in MY step for certain.
= )
Of course, if I was married to Portia DeRossi I’d have a hell of a lot more spring in MY step for certain.
= )
Just lots of Botox.
As a lady who is the same age as Madonna and Ellen DeGeneres I can say, as their peer, they both look spactacular. We can’t stop the ageing process but we sure can make the best of it and Madonna is not. I’m a very good 50 and I would never dress like Madonna! It’s not flatering.
Complete TOTAL burn on Madonna.
But she hasn’t had kids, while Madonna has. Either way, I prefer Ellen.
Did she carry them in her upper arms???
(snort laugh)
ah, but i still love them both.
Ellen DeGeneres is truly a fine looking woman. Her sexual preferences have nothing to do with her stunning good looks any more than the handsomeness of most of the gay Hollywood men. For some unknown reason, perhaps lack of stress trying to appease the oppoisite gender has something to do with it? Would make a good scientific study for some outrageously wealthy organization to sponsor. Curious minds certainly would like to know…….. just out of general nosiness, of course.
The keyword is Hollywood. Hollywood already almost requires good looks, so of course the gay men and lesbians – and straight, bisexual, and pansexual people – will usually be more handsome/beautiful than the average person you’d see at the grocery store. And famous people tend to have lots of money for especially flattering clothing, expensive cosmetics, personal trainers, etc.
And professionals to airbrush their modeling shoots. Not that I’m saying this is the case here. (Maybe a little, around the eyes and mouth.)
you think same sex attracted people don’t experience stress over trying to appease the SAME gender?!
i’m getting a little whiff of naive hetero-normativity here…
Fine-looking or not, Ellen has more class in her left pinky than Madonna has in her entire body. Ellen has a wonderful sense of humor and comes across as being a truly decent human being (I do think she’s beautiful, btw). I have the utmost respect for her and Madonna can kiss my great, wide, cottage cheese-filled ass for being the elitist, cultist, phony that she is. And to think I stood up for her when I was a teenager and my mother didn’t want Madonna’s albums in her house. I actually got grounded for that geriatric carnival freak.
Extra points for making bitterness funny!
Heh.. Being a gay guy, I’d still think I’d root for Ellen (uhh.. no pun intended) over Madge ANY DAY.. Ellen has class, a sense of humor, is so totally lovable and that wonderful exuberance and warmth.. Oh.. and did I mention she’s cuuuute?
and madonnas arms are kind fo gross
madona is 50? i thought she wuz like 80!
shes kind of hot for 50. <3
Ellen is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
ELLEN IS WEIRD.
You yell that like it’s a bad thing.