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BONO: Older than both of them combined
I thought Bono already had a child army at home. What’s a couple more, right?
Bono and friends (via BestWeekEver.tv)
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This is seriously lame…
Especially as they are seriously his daughters.
for real..?
dood… those aren’t his daughters… those are two freakin slags i went to highschool with!!! hope he didn’t get herpes
and the point is what? i love U2. good for him. to bad this is probably just a photo op for them to show their friends.
The girl on the left looks positively mortified.
No…. she doesn’t. She looks like she’s about to bang a rock god…. coyly.
Thank you! I just feel bad for the ugly old people who are bitter at anyone who gets to enjoy life, and therefore feed the need to make pictures like this to vent their jealousy and frusrtaion.
right up until the point where you become one.
It’s totally a photo-op. He is fully clothed, there is no water in the hot tub and look at the snow on the ground. She’s freezing to death.
Looks like sand, not snow.
Snow? Where? I see…sand and the white edge of the white hot tub. On the beach. Little tiki hut, bamboo in background would have made that transparently clear.
Not snow sand, not a hot tub, unless you think wicker hot tubs hold water.
Double fail.
omg you’re right! *durrr*
No, she looks 16.
Wait, aren’t those his daughters? They certainly look the right ages for it, nineteen and seventeen.
They are.
WeirdPress ate my post with the link last night.
I hid it in my name this time. *looks around suspiciously*
This dude does a lot of good for the world. Good for him if he gets his winky wacked … who cares?!? I just hope that they are of age. LOL
Maybe you should check on his home history…he left scotland when he got in trouble for not paying the ridiculous amount of taxes he owed, and i’m sure the impoverished had to pay extra to make up for it. Also, would you say ‘good for him’ if it were some ugly 50 yr old with two barely legals? Noooo, we’d all cry ‘perverts and golddiggers’
Jumping in here: I wouldn’t give a fig if it was a SEVENTY something with two barely legals, as long as they were on the right side of barely. And the brunette chick has an old face. She doesn’t look barely legal to me.
cry.
me.
a.
river.
Leila, gogo.
“Also, would you say ‘good for him’ if it were some ugly 50 yr old with two barely legals?”
Isn’t that what this is a picture of? He’s 48 — close enough.
I said ‘ugly’. I mean an average Joe, not a rockstar. The opinions would most definitely be different.
I don’t care about his past. I am more interested in what he has done for the world. There are worse things happening in this world that we should be worried about, ya know?
Why the hell would he owe taxes in Scotland?
good question
He’s Irish! Not Scottish! He never left his country, just moved money into offshore bank accounts. I would too if I made the kind of money he does!
I don’t think it bothers him any…
and who the heck is he?
“Older than both of them combined”
Said as if it were a bad thing…
I hate Bono….
He certainly made himself suspect when he moved out of Ireland to avoid Irish taxes. He doesn’t believe in paying his taxes to support social services in his home country, or what? It truly bothers me when someone goes to bat for the third world, but puts down or ignores their own poor folk, and that’s what that looked like to me. Sorry, Bono fans, but charity always must begin at home.
Agreed
Amen
I LOVE YOU
People are always calling him an effing saint…without those freakin sunglasses and a bizarre voice, he’s just a self-centered jerk saying, ‘Look at how I can help people when it’s fun and popular and when there are cameras following me!… Forget the missionaries and people that have to live the life full-time! I’m pretty!’
Marry me.
i agree with that, but, as we all know most governments spend money poorly. not wanting to pay taxes to a government where corruption is likely to extract 25%, and have 25% all but wasted in the salaries of bureaucrats as nothing to do with you being a charitable person. i dont know bono, i dont know why he didnt want to pay his taxes, and i dont know if all his charitable work is just for publicity, and if you dont have his personal phone number, you probably dont either. everything i have read so far is based on little fact, and lots of speculation based on how the commenter feels.
I feel that Bono eats kittens.
Well how does that feel?
I completely agree with you, chimmeychango. i like and admire bono, but truly, even the opinion i have is just that: an opinion. i don’t have the authority to judge whether or not someone has good intentions. also discrediting bono and his work because of these obviously tongue-in-cheek photos is ad hominem and has nothing to do with what he stands for as far as charity work is concerned. besides, one can’t be serious all the time — you gotta have some fun and live it up every once in a while. life’s too short, and hell, if I was a rock star, I’d be having fun too!
Governments are known to misspend, yes, but I always wonder how much these charities pay to run their “give money to Africa” ads on every bloody commerical break on pretty much every channel ….
Which brings up another beef … a person can be arrested for panhandling on the streets of several Canadian cities – why are these people allowed to panhandle in my living room?
I don’t care about a persons intentions when they do good. I care that they do good. The person who gives $1000 to ‘Feed the Children,’ for instance, because he thinks it’s good press has done more good, and made the world a better place than the person who really feels sorry for starving children but doesn’t do anything.
Dunno, why do you suppose Sean Connery lives in Spain? Besides (a) it’s a hell of a lot warmer and (b) his wife’s from there and probably won’t let him go back, that is. I bet it’s taxes.
Then again, Connery doesn’t pretend to be some advocate for the disadvantaged.
He’s doing a far better job than Britney or any of the other stars right now. Give him a break.
Amen! He and his wife Ali, have started several organizations to benefit those suffering from AIDS in Africa and those who suffered as a result of the Chernobyl disaster. I am a true fan and supporter of this man!
If the camera panned back then we could see the 3rd lil’ babe going down on him.
LMFAO
…with a dollar sign in her thought bubble…if there is a thought to have a bubble
Hell Hath No Fury– NIIIIIIIIICE!
There’s a story that he stood on the edge of the stage once and started clapping slowly and rhythmically. He said, “Every time I do this [clap] a chld in Africa dies.”
Voice from the crowd: “Then stop doing that!”
He has Chuck Norris powers now?!
That’s an urban legend. Look it up on Snopes.
Urban legend? I’d call it a joke. I know I laughed.
Yea…
Like you’d say no!
I know I wouldn’t!
To him or to them?
I would. He’s not attractive, sex for money and material is called ‘prostitution’ *or Hollywood marriage* and I don’t want STiDs lol
I love U2 and think Bono is pretty good looking, actually. I’d do him.
Now come on! Bono is not good looking, and he’s definitely not pretty. He’s famous and that’s the point.
If you’d see a guy like that in your neighbourhood you wouldn’t want to hop him, no. You’d think: “Geez, what kind of weirdo is that. Probably on drugs. Where does he get them in his age? And what’s with the silly goggles? About time he grew up. And I sure wish he would stop ogling me.” That’s what you would think. Admit it!
I’d leave my husband for him!
I love U2 and think Bono is pretty good looking, actually. I’d do him.
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Cool, it ate my post again. This is probably going to duplicate.
Hey, maybe it is not the real Bono but a look-a-like trolling for the young stuff? What is this message board’s moral outrage to that?
What’s the difference between Jesus and Bono?
Jesus certainly doesn’t think that he’s Bono….
I like that. It’s funny.
17+17=34
It’s legal!
seriously lame ….@#$
Saving the world from ecological disaster never felt so good.
The blond on the left is hot, is she legal? What’s her name?
looks like bono got a boner
Research. I think those are his daughters.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/startracks/040524/bono.jpg
http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/news-gossip/all-about-eve-1362530.html
trust me… they aren’t….
http://www.digitalalchemy.tv/2008/10/andrea-feick-teen-with-bono-photos.html
there was a big scandal about it on facebook
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1080636/What-St-Bonos-wife-say-partying-teenage-girls.html
HA HA HA 69 COMMENTS!!!! no? too soon? not even a titter?
Is that one on the right Zach Effron?
I don’t care if those are just friends of his and his wife took the pics or his mistresses with wife’s approval(she’s not exactly forthcoming with any objections to the pics). With everyone desperately watching the rich and famous for scandals, you’d think he’d be a little more discrete about where these were posted.
With regard to the taxes thing, he didn’t leave because of that. I forget how that went down, but I think the refusal to pay up is in protest to something; not how the taxes are spent, but Ireland’s stance on some issue. I’d ask him but, frankly, it’s no one’s business but his.
wow its just a picture who cares who they are? they are probably just friedns or ppl gettign a pisture to take home to show their friends.srsly u ppl would make a big deal if he moved to nyc……….. lifes none of u hav dem!! all u do all day is sit around and critize ppl who are more sucessful than you are. it si your way to vent on others. i dont like bono that much but at least i dont critize him because two ppl wanted their photo with him YOU ALL NEED LIVES!!!!!! i am writing this after i write another two chapters for my book i do something for myself you just CRITZIZE PPL WITH LIVES!!! u will all tease me for writing this ut at least i do something for a living
Just jumping in: U2 made cult music. Doesn’t mean they made good music. They play 4/4 beats on $135K-worth amplifiers. That’s about the only thing interesting. Bono fits well in the category of “I got money, I brag about giving much of it to famished children in africa but really don’t give much and don’t really care anyway” kind of douche.
He fled from income taxes, he’s a douche.
He’s got an ego probably as large as the Stade de France, and gives life lessons to others who’re more good-natured than him. This alone requires punching in the mouth. For being a prick.
“HELLO, HELLO~~”, who cares.
Also: no /ragequitlawlqqpewpew on my post please, I have a more than very, very, very pleasant life. With koalas in bikinis. In my jacuzzi.
Oh right. P.S 2: Great artists keep their mouths shut and cut the crap. That’s why they’re usually left alone.
“Underground, you said?”
there was a big scandal about it on facebook