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(The cast of “The Sopranos” from left: Steve Van Zandt, Steve Schirripa, James Gandolfini, Michael Imperioli, Tony Sirico)
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first!
Who the hell are the Jonas brothers?
you don’t want to know.
You’re lucky you don’t know!
YAY!! JONAS BROS DIE!
second
:rollseyes:
OK first & second, have any real comments?
The difference between the Sopranos and the Jonas Bros.? When the Jonas Bros. finish their stint, everyone will be satisfied.
Not me.
haha me neither
Finally someone will get ‘em
FINALLY. An epic win. x’D
Getting. Old.
What can I say? Beyond… you can have them.
Ach, enough of the Jonas Brothers! Some people are lucky enough to have almost never heard of them.
Indeed, I’m one of those people. I never heard of them until I started to frequent this site. I’ve still never heard any of their music, not even one song.
Ditto. Although from what I hear I can take everyone’s word for it that they do indeed suck ass.
This is why they’re on the Disney Channel. What do screaming-mimi pre-teen girls know about REAL music?
Excuse me?! I’m one of those pre-teen girls! and I do know real music unlike some people –> ICDK <– but anyway,..What do you know about pre-teen girls? nothing. So you teenager or young-older-kid-who-thinks-their-adults-but-a kid..Dont say anything about us younger people because we know real music
p.s they can sing and you probably cant so you dont really have any right
to talk about them.
That was precious .
If you think that the Jonas Brothers can sing that you don’t know real music. The Jonas Brothers have whinny voices and are only famous because they look good in skinny jeans. Their voices make my ears want to bleed, they suck.
Get over it.
I doubt you know “real music” and I’m a pre-teen myself. And if you think the JoBros can sing, then I’d get your hearing checked!!!!
I really don’t understand why people make a public show of hating them. Whats the point? It’s not gonna make them stop playing music and its not gonna stop us liking them! It’s really retarded actually.
umm….jump off a bridge. jonas brothers suck
I once was a pre-teen girl. Sounded much like you back then.
Jim Morrison can sing. Nick Cave can sing. Amy Winehouse can sing. Even Britney Spears can damn well sing. But the Jonas Brothers are like the modern day Backstreet Boys, they’re all plastic and marketing.
oh dear. the kiddies are getting upset.
and yeah, as a kid, you DON’T know the definition of real music.
do you know “carry on wayward son,” or “Bohemian Rhapsody?” If you don’t, then you have no idea of what REAL music is.
okay seriously age has nothing to do with “if you know what real music is im young and ive heard (and like) those songs music should be something that should be enjoyed personally who cares if its poster boys jobros or legends like Queen as long as you yourself can really enjoy it wtf is “real music’ anyway
I’m a teen girl and i know a lot about real music…that’s why i hate the jonas brothers, miley cyrus and high school musical -.-
1. I don’t think you can form an opinion off of other people’s judgement.
2. Their music does NOT kill brain cells; I listen to them, and I have a 4.0 GPA.
3. I may only be a teenager, but my dad is 45. He thinks the Jonas Brothers are cool. He listens to KISS, Led Zepplin, The Beatles, etc.
Please do not be ignorant.
Sticking the Jonas bros in the same league as KISS, Zeppelin, and The Beatles? THAT’S ignorant.
^^^^^^^_____________ BLASPHEMER!!!!! Not the same league…. led zeppelin, kiss, the Beatles ALL have TALENT….fyi….i can sing…but you know what….rather than make a mint off a talent I would rather sing and love it than make my parents happy….SO if you want to compare those sniveling baby boys in the same category as GOOD music go ahead…but you know….Jonas Bros. and the rest of that DISNEY crap is just for commercialism for the Disney company. THIS is MY opinion and I have the 1st amendment right to state what I feel. BUT think about this….THEY WON’T LAST AS LONG AS THE AFOREMENTIONED BANDS EVER!!! so complain…but have you heard of vanilla ice?? good reason you haven’t….he sucked too.
you silly americans, always blaming everything you say on that amendment
ahahah *thumbs up* (ps im american) true we kinda abuse that right sometimes
And you should keep it that way. Their ‘music’ makes brain cells die
i had to work one of their concerts. i almost died.
never.
again.
my ears are still bleeding.
I wouldn’t have pinned Tony as a Jonas Brothers fan.
I don’t think they want the Jonas Brothers because they are fans. I think they mean to whack ‘em………………. YAY
Boy, that one flew right over your head.
oh, but they are. massive fans. they have connections – they get free tickets.
i’m jealous.
I don’t care what you do with them, just take them away. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
sleep with the fisher jonas brothers
Well, sleeping with the fisher might make sure they can’t sit down for a while, but otherwise it probably wouldn’t solve anything lol
LOL…
Priceless comment, mate…
And adding something like “Now you three stop singing, or
you’ll get another just like that” probably wont help either…
I think if they do get another that would actually make them sing even louder, not stop them XD
Yeah… and drop a train on ‘em!
Oh ughhhh. Trying to get through my morning coffee and someone has to go and put an image of Tony’s crew, running a train on the Jonas Bro’s. ewwwwww
I fail to see how this is offensive.
then you obviously don’t know the meaning of “running a train” on someone. Go visit Jersey for a few days….you’ll get it
i’m about to go to bed and now i have this visual to put me to sleep.
way to ruin my sleep.
;P
“Thank god you’re here! I’ve been afraid for my life! They’re upstairs- hurry!”
LOL ΘΘ
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YES! TAKE THEM, PLEASE! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
Thank god! Someone is going to FINALLY relieve the world of crappy pop music! Next Victim: Miley Cyrus.
she’s going to be sacrificed for the corn anyway
hahahahaa!!! oh, good one.
yay!!
YES! take them away!!!!!
OH, BOY, how i wish that was real…
how daRE YOU that’s reelly mean!!!!all u ppl do on here is critisize the jobros!!!
Thank u some one really gets it !!
sry i have 2 tall u dis, the jonas brothers r gay
trust me, they deserve it.
and they deserve whatever tony’s got for em.
Wow, your a genius!!!
You “are”, ergo “you’re”. Sorry
that’s the point, sweetie. if you can’t handle it, get off the big boys’ site and buy a webkinz. (:
How dare you talk about them like that at least there a whole lot more better that any other disney channel stars and know my brain cells aren’t dead for listening to them so anyway at least they didnt cheat there way up like miley did they worked on broadway and the are good christians so maybe you think they cant sing but you know what i bet you love a celebrity that some people dis really peoplze get to the time s just admit the jonas brothers are big and build a bridge and get over it !!!!!
I think the Jonas Brothers really do kill brain cells- just check out your grammar there, hon. Before you try to make another point about their crappy music, learn English.
Like “there a whole lot more”… try they’re- it’s short for they are
try “no” instead of “know”
“they didn’t cheat there” their, dear. That’s the word you’re looking for there.
The Jonas Brothers sang on Broadway? Good god that’s a disgrace to music everywhere!
And wtf does them being good christians have to do with their music? Obviously, they’re praying to the wrong person because god graced them with no talent
Hallelujah
i love u. ur comment ftw
they do kill brain cells, and apparently they also feast on people’s punctuation.
lmao
PUNCTUATION!!! What is wrong with you people!
c Nobody replied cause theyre C.H.I.K.E.N.S i am the ine who wrote the message above this one like What 7 ,8 weeks ago omg ure a bunch of losers
And that’s really not how you spell chicken… You’re just failing all over the place, aintcha?
lol
that’s just because no one cares enough about your opinion about the jonas brothers.
Hopefully the screen won’t go black before we see them die….
JMB: Haha, shoot ‘em down before they can get back up huh?
And I can’t stand the Jonas Brothers, eleven to thirteen year olds are okay the like them as they have no real idea what good music is so they just follow Disney Channel “Musicians”
But once you pass thirteen, you should really start to realize that you only like them because you think they’re hot. If they all were insanely ugly you wouldn’t have even given them a chance.
Within a year or so, The JB’s will be a forgotten memory. Along with other terrible musicians these days.
>They somehow make it big.
>The tweens go crazy.
>Then poof, nobody can remember them.
Think about Led Zeppelin and The Beatles, they’re still HUGE and the bands are 40 years old!
OK THAT IS SOOO it who really cares if i got my “Grammar ‘ wrong ooooooh i am sooo scared At Least U Can Understand the jonas brothers Words Unlike This STUPID Rap crap And Idiotic Rock That all They Do Is Yell Really Get w/ The tImes Idiot Oh And This Chris Dude That Agrees W/ jmb You R such a wimp/jerk
Maybe they stole your hearing along with your grammar skills.
idiotic rock?
go die in a hole, biotch.
Actually, it’s very easy to understand the lyrics to most rock, punk and “emo” songs. I’ve had the misfortune to see jonas brothers lyrics. They lack any real sense of passion or feeling. You listen to bands like My Chemical Romance and you tell me what you hear. You hear actual emotion. Pain, sadness, anger, happiness, celebration. You can feel the emotions that were being felt when the song was written flowing through the music.
jonas brothers have none of that. Their lyrics sound as though the words were randomly picked out of a generator. There is no heart or soul behind any of their music. That’s one of the things that make a band great- heartfelt songs people can listen and relate to.
Music you can laugh and cry along with and feel one with the music, like your heart is beating along with the drums.
All the stage tricks the jonas brothers do can’t make up for the fact that their music sucks.
Go ahead. Send insults back to me about what I’ve said, about the music I listen to. Go ahead. Just know this. One day when you outgrow the jonas brothers, you will see that I’m right. In addition, I really don’t care if you insult anything I’ve said here. I don’t care. You shouldn’t have even been responded to in the first place.
http://www.songlyrics.com/my-chemical-romance/famous-last-words/271176/
That is a song with real feeling in it- a declaration of the lead singer’s continuing sobriety, despite the fact that there are so many temptations to stray. He’s not afraid to walk the world alone, without that companionship he had for so long. Tell me, do the “jobros” sing about anything even half as meaningful?
That’s VERY well said.
MCR has some meaningful lyrics and I love them.
The JoBros are just singing pathetic infectious teen crap and “love songs”.
No depth whatsoever…
well um how about A Little Bit Longer and well i like my chemical romance and the jobros and i agree that kevin is gay . and hey they dont kill brain cells cuz im in 7th grade algebra and got the highest standarized math test scores in my school. ever. and second in our school district spelling bee. and i have a boyfriend and nick is hot and my chemical romance rocks so ha.
well judging by some of your spelling, it appears your school district spelling bee is in Bumf***, Arkansas.
MCR
great artist
*artists this band will be remebered
That Explains alot about u in a bad way LOL
Knowing the difference between actual music and what the jonas brothers call music is bad? Please explain to me how.
Or maybe it’s that stereotype that MCR carries with them. If you really categorize people by stereotypes and by the music they listen to, then you really are stupid and I have no more to say to you.
Do I Look Like I Care Moron Ure such an idiot I Said This That Explains alot about u in a bad way That Means U Listen To Dumb Music Like This Idiotic ”my chemical romance what stupid lyrics more like i had the misfortune of looking @ those lyrics The Lyrics dont mean anything Ooooooooh Soooooo scary they look in a jet black mirrrior u call that lyrics? Thats More what goth werido kids listen 2
Did you know that those “goth weirdo kids” actually have brain cells and apparently good hearing, unlike you poor, poor deaf, stupid JoBro fans.
hmm someone wasnt taught to respect others’ opinions
Apparently, you didn’t read very closely, nor do you understand symbolism. The “jet black mirror” is a metaphor for the dark past of the band, such as Gerard’s drug use.
And I really don’t think a jpnas brothers fan has any room to talk about dumb music and bad lyrics
but gerard got through it not everything is as perky as the jobros’ asses hon
Retard
Way to take the high road. Obviously, there is little in your brain aside from a misguided love for the jonas brothers and petty insults. I am thoroughly tired of your ignorance and stupidity. I can’t teach you good music taste, nor can I give you intelligence. I’m done talking to you. And before you prance around saying you “won”, you haven’t. Eventually, you will realize that there is ACTUAL music in this world, and the jonas brothers are not counted in that category.
I leave the floor open to anyone else who wants to continue the effort to shut her up.
Loser
Wow, way to only validate JMB’s point.
You know, I used to be a huge fan of the jobros but then I realized something… they suck!!!
You just need to realize that their music holds no deep meaning, seriously “A Little Bit Longer” is the deepest song that they’ve ever written.
Ok Whatever U R A Goth Comparing To Your Paragraphs, Jmb But Whatever Your Just Jealous That Your Creppy Goth Songs Are Below The Jonas Brothers OK And Also Only Gay Boys Listen To Nsync AND that icludes used to Ok moron
Trust me, nothing is below the jonas brothers.
and when you are 8, you don’t really know what gay is except for an insult unless your parents were pervs.
btw, profiling is wrong and immature.
Trust me, a goth person would have definitely insulted you much much more.
Get out of your circle of little Jonas Brothers fangirls and meet some more people before you start passing judgement on other people.
Totally Agree!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD
First off – JMB – you are a saint for arguing this long and trying to save these poor kids from themselves. Really. You really are. Their comments are more than a little difficult to slog through and make sense of. Your replies were fantastic.
Second – Jonas killing brain cells. Do they really, literally? No. Probably not (though there could be some debate). Do they make you feel like brain cells are popping with every passes second? I would say yes.
When it comes down to defending the Jonas brothers . . . well . . . they can’t really sing, they can’t really write, and they can’t really play any instruments. I mean, they play guitar about as well as I do. That is not by any means a compliment.
And that’s fine. If it’s your cup of tea then that is your problem isn’t it?
What I think is so sad and really rather inexcusable is that a lot of the J.B. defenders on here are so quick to be insulted that they aren’t listening.
You insulted My Chemical Romance. I happen to like them a lot. I’m not calling you a retard or a loser.
And fine, you don’t like the “goth”stuff. Well there are other fantastic song writers out there. That write songs. And then play them. Competently. Like . . . Coldplay, Jason Mraz, The Beatles, Adele, Damien Rice . . .
http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-remember-lyrics-damien-rice.html
This is an example of some excellent song writing. You may have to think a bit to get the lyrics but isn’t that sort of the mark of a good song? When they’re superficial and obvious what’s the point? (on a side note – Damien Rice and Lisa Hannigan are very talented)
The idea of music is for it to be a shared experience. You should be able to listen to a song and when you hear the lyrics – think – “wow, someone else knows how I feel” Maybe right now the J.Bros do that for you, but you will grow out of that and it’s best if you start looking for alternatives and finding your own taste in music while you’re still impressionable.
Until then, keep a lid on. It’s bad enough that we have to hear your music without hearing you whine about/defend it. We aren’t being mean or unfair, we’re hoping to knock some sense into you before it’s too late.
thank god for the peacable neutralists.
*bows his head to a better person*
World of Text crits 1000000000 damage!!!
M-M-Monster KILL!!
I bow to you
btw, you forgot to mention Gary Jules. He’s my favourate songwriter, along with Enya…oooh Enya, voice like an angel, like an elf minstrel.
Lol I’d go upto Jobro’s and say ‘HOW DARE YOU?!’
Peace
wootwoot perfectly put
To K8 and tom, I just wanna say that I love you people, and am ridiculously happy to have found more sane people out there in cyberspace! K8- your reply was very eloquently written and well argued, fantastic job. tom…you’re just amazing
And thank you so, so much for the compliment K8!
I’m a pre-teen girl and I agree! The Jonas Brothers SUCK!! Just like all of the other wannabes such as, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Emily Osment. People who like the Jonas Brothers just like them because of their freakishly tight pants, not the fact that they can sing.(Cuz they CAN”T!!)
Go JMB, tom, and K8!!! You actually get it!:)
I wish someone would come along and take them away, or painfully rape them, or something.
Jonas Brothers can die.
i think its weird that pretty much everyone in a disney channel tv show is a singer.
and none of them sing all that well.
i dont get why people freak out over the jonas brothers! i mean, im a “new” teenager and ive never liked them. THEY WEAR SKINNY JEANS! its a disgrace.
all their songs sound the same too…
and Joe is the worst of them. i mean, who breaks up with a girl in a phone call[thats 27 seconds seconds no less]?
a loser/wimp/too lame to break up with a girl face to face.
um yea i will shut up now… haha.
If I may speak for tom and K8 as well?
Thanks from all three of us for the support we’ve been getting from folks like Lindsey and boo!
Are they gonna get Hannah Montana too??! Please!
they might not, but I think I’ll go and try to kick some sense into some miley cyrus fans. (starts searching for hannah montana on roflrazzi)
GOD James Gandolfini is sexy!!! I wouldn’t kick that man outta bed!!!!!!
God dammit took you guys long enough -.-”
Stop h8in’! sum of us like- ah-ehm- LOVE them.
Peace out suka’s!
I think I am now in love with the Mafia.
i kinda like the jonas bros music cuz its sticky, not because its good, and even so i only like two songs (ive only heard those two songs) yet i hate the concept of the jonas bros. they suck and like whats with being so damn religious i mean like there ARE limits.
ps. jmb, tom and k8 i like your eloquency and comments
I have to say, I’m loving the Mafia right now. Judging from the pic, they can do a little good, right?
I saw in my email someone asked us why we make a public show of hating them, since it doesn’t make them go away or be any less popular. Fair point, but so is this:
Why do you make a public show of liking them? It won’t make them any more talented or make them sound any better.
Thank you, and good day
here actullay pretty good and i hope i get alot of jelous deaf people replys!!!
No they are not. It is that simple. They can not sing/make music. There is no argument to it. Just plain fact.
Correction – opinion, not fact.
But what really makes you think they have absolutely no talent?
The FACT they play their own instruments?
Or the fact they write their own songs?
Hmm?
YES!! beat them with the shtik~~~
THEY’RE ON snl WITH JIMMY FALLON…
Alright, I wasn’t going to do this, but I am now tempted to become part of the conversation.
I do hate the Jonas Brothers. They took a song I liked as a child (Kids of America) and changed the words around into “Kids of the Future” in a way that I do not like one bit.
The main reason that I hate them is that…if you where in my 5th grade class and heard every male singing Year 3000, you would hate the Jonas Brothers too.
And who says pre teens can’t tell good music? As a matter of fact, I just became a teenager and my music tastes aren’t that bad. I know a bunch of pre teens with good music tastes, despite the majority with bad tastes.
As for the picture…KILL THEM! DIEDIEDIEDIE!
Sorry, had to get that out…
Also, if you are going to criticize anyone about not liking them, at LEAST use good grammar. Please.
And the Jonas Brothers don’t kill your brain cells. They just mess them up very very badly.