
and this is where i hid the body..
(Bob Ross)
Bob Ross is an Epic Win! (via Once Upon A Win)
picture: mrross. lol caption: drew_26
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and this is where i hid the body..
(Bob Ross)
Bob Ross is an Epic Win! (via Once Upon A Win)
picture: mrross. lol caption: drew_26
Hee. And just try to figure out where this is!’
btw, first.
Win!
Only Bob could hide a body with a smile on his face.
“And then I put some happy little trees around the area so police would never find it.”
This hour has 22 minutes, reference?
NO silly billy… thats how Bob Ross talked! He made sound effects with every swoosh of the paint brush and made happy little trees just roud the the back of this happy little rock, where maybe- just maybe theres a- a little frog, playing in the water, searching for flies *bzzz bzzzz*
haha i dunno if i was stoned when i wrote that, but yes, i acknowledge the wicked bad spelling, grammar and whatnot. lol its supposed to say “just round the back of this happy little rock”
I love hiding the bodies beneath the happy little trees!
If a tree falls in the forest and lands on one of Bob Ross’ victims, is it still happy?
Yes, yes it is. Because it’s your own world where you can do anything you want to.
It would be a “happy little body” =) “Remember, you can do whatever you want. This is your world. No one can tell you what to do”
thats the “win”est comment ever.
I miss watching this guy every morning. My kid bro and I used to fend for ourselves weekday mornings in the summer while the folks were working. We LOVED Bob… well into our teenage years we’d sit and watch, mesmerized, at what he’d create.
We always loved that he’d say stuff like “now if you’re tree doesn’t look just like mine, thats ok, this is your world”
“now if you’re tree doesn’t look just like mine, thats ok, this is your world”
and that’s why I loved Bob Ross. My grandpa was blind (after seeing for 55 years) and we used to watch him ALL the time because it was one of the very few things he could watch where he never, ever had to wonder what was going on. He said he could see the entire painting without needing to see what Bob was *really* painting. When my papa died, I never forgot our times sitting together and watching the nicest, calmest man ever, paint beautiful pictures.
“…not even that bossy, nagging wife, bless her happy little soul.”
Great LOL! So that’s where the funny went.
Bob Ross must have the most relaxing voice ever. I loved to see his show and slowly sink ever deeper into the sofa.
Relaxing yes, but to be honest, I never had the attention span to watch this very much.
Not funny.
No happy little X-mas tree for you this year
Never EVER say anything to tarnish Bob Ross’ squeaky clean reputation.
You’d better sleep with one eye open.
So… not a ‘Family Guy’ fan…
Haha, “and if you tell ANYONE about this, I’ll come to your house and cut you.”. I think that’s how it went anyway. Haven’t seen that epi in a while.
Hey! Commandment #12: Thou shalt not make jokes about Bob Ross being anything other than a happy little painter!
burying a happy little body…
but its a happy body!
I alsways kind of thought this guy was a closet stoner. I mean he was way to happy to not be, plus he always had slant eyes
That would explain the hairdo.
anyone else here reminded of twin peaks
But weren’t you buried in the woods?
It looks like he has a Wiimote…
Probably went wild during a game of Wii Sports tennis and popped somebody out.
Really?
Looks like a paintbrush to me…
no, if you look closely at the handle you can see teh wiimote he is actually holding. It’s kinda weird o_0
This and the George Takei one below…TWO actually clever captions in a twenty-four hour period? Did the two twenty-two-going-on-thirteen-year old stoner boys who manage this site go on vacation? You mean people might actually have to do something besides stamp “ur doing it rite” on every single freaking photo?
And here is your bravery test:
Maybe the corpse has a little friend that we could bury next to him?
We all need friends.
And next, we give our brush a gentle little dabbity-dab in the red…ooh I love the vibrancy of red, don’t you? so cheery…..and then we very softly brushbrushbrush that beautiful red around the body. You want to brush the same direction that our sloftly sloping ground goes, to give you the real feeling of blood, slowly trickling down the hill, through the new green baby grass.
No one mentioned “The Boondocks” episode reference…that was a kick-ass episode!
that was an awesum show y did they cancel the show did he die or something?
LOL. if you compare his fro to the trees, you dont see much of a difference.
HE WAS A NICE GUY, DON’T SAY THAT ABOUT HIM.