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Taylor got dumped by Joe Jonas of all people…
over the phone, no less (via Celebitchy)
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Who is she?
taylor swift, she’s a country-pop singer. i think she used to date one of the jonas brothers? my name is the link to her wiki article.
Yes Taylor Swift. Country pop. I’m a small fan. She dated Joe Jonas and he dumped her over the phone. Got a alot of hate for it and I think he deserved it.
it was a 23 second phone call. and who would date them anyway?
Hahahahahahaha! She’s talentless….and has anybody noticed that she looks like a freaking tard? Okay, I was just checking. It’s like there’s something not going right in her brain and no outside stimuli registers with her. The only expression she ever wears is “Confused Bunny.”
I think you had too much Haterade this morning. She’s only 18 and she has already made more money and been loved by more people than you ever will in your lifetime.
Trying to be scathing fail…you don’t know me, therefore, how could you POSSIBLY know how much money I make? I won’t even touch the subject of your “she’s loved by more people than you” crap. That’s just ignorant on your part.
1: Money isn’t everything.
2: Neither is popularity.
While I agree with FC’s opinions of Taylor Swift and the Jonas brothers sucking, I’d like to point out that that last comment (about how he’d still “hit that”) seems quite shallow on his part…
Thank you! (I’m talking to the good guy, Kydburger)
Omw you say a whole pile of rubbish about her and then say you’d still “hit that” ad if you ever could.
hmm. did u go to school u tard-mo?
lol. totally agree i hate her!
You fail. Epically.
Really? And you have more talent? Ever listened to all of her songs? I’m not obsessed with her but thats a bit harsh.
you say she looks like a tard. you fat, ugly, and probably going to die alone
she is talented. i saw on her on cmt crossroads with def leppard. good stage presence. she held her own very well with them and she can sing. however, she ain’t country at all. and she is smart to the idiot above. i am not a huge taylor swift fan. but she is very talented for an 18 yr old.
Apparently, she’s country enough that the pop music people try for versions of her songs that lack the charming instrument-plucking.
“Talentless”?! Regardless of whether you personally like her music, she definitely knows how to play that guitar … not to mention write all her own music – and songs for others, even. …how many other teenagers in the music industry actually write their own music? :p You suck … shame on you.
Omg, I love her dress. She’s actually pretty cute
Wtg for her, writing her own music and for others! 
So have the Jonas Brothers.
Yet so much hate.
ON TAYLOR:
She’s cute, but I just don’t like her…
just a little too happy…. o_____x
Agreeing with The Big Casino
Over-produced, over-packaged and over-marketed “country music makes me ill. She blows.
ACK!!! She sings COUNTRY??!!?? :: puking :: I don’t care how young or cute she is, if she sings country (I use the the term loosely cuz I don’t believe country or rap is music) then she is lame in my book. YES, I am HATING!! Get over it. Props to her if she is successful though…
Musical fascist much?
thank you. my thoughts exactly.
I agree.
Long live true country artists such as Hank Williams I II and III,David Allen Co Coe, Willy Nelson, and all other true country artists. Singers such as Taylor Swift are ruining good,classic country’s reputation.
I am not fooled by your many words. You suck if you think only that is country. Do you live in a box?
I don’t particularly care for the current trend in country music (or for rap in general, for that matter), but they *are* still music. Try telling anyone that Johnny Cash wasn’t a musician, or that Patsy Cline wasn’t a musician, simply because they were ‘country’ and I’m fairly certain you might be institutionalized.
First of all, I want you to define what Country music is.
If it’s Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, Kenney Chesney, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Big and Rich (the absolute worst ever) etc etc then I understand completely. However, that’s not country, no where near it.
However, if you hate the following:
Hank I
Hank II
Hank III
Charlie Daniels
David Allen Coe
Travis Tritt
Junior Brown
Dale Watson
Waylon Jennings
Willie Nelson
Johnny Cash
Kenny Rogers (early work)
Randy Travis
Then you actually DO hate country. If you don’t know half the people on that list (trust me, there’s tons more…you want me to go Red Sovine, I will), then no, you don’t hate country, you hate Southern Pop aka NASCAR Pop aka TEH SUCK.
There are some modern day commercial artists like Josh Turner that aspire to the old school country mantra, but in order to get commercial airplay on Southern pop stations, you can’t be hardcore country.
Not fond of her — she’s OK, not a ton of talent but at least she’s got a brain in her head and she can probably play guitar better than me. Which isn’t hard.
But it’s a funny caption anyway.
Modern country music is the new pop music.
I thought modern country was the new crap.
Same thing
Now THAT’S funny.
Shouldn’t there be a pic of Madonna with this subtitle?
OMFG YES.
*to google!*
ah yes. the country haters have arrived. i doubt any of you have listened to half the music that is out today. country is not the “country” from 30 yrs ago. actually country is the new rock and roll if you ask me? or pop! which i am not a huge fan of but hey. at least they play instruments and can sing. no karaoke at their award ceremonies.
Correction.
ROCK AND ROLL IS THE NEW ROCK AND ROLL.
As a diehard AC/DC fan I’d love to see how “rockin’” that loser Chesney is if he had to go on before or after Angus and co.
Rock does not need to be saved, it just needs to be played right. And no, Buck Cherry is not the answer.
Country music > *
Taylor Swift…meh, but I appreciate anyone who writes their own music, which a lot of good country singers do.
thats mean
she has good music but her eyes are scary looking
That’s not a good picture, really.
I went to school with her in Hendersonville, TN (she graduated last year), more power to her that shes making money, but she was stuck up way before she got the record deal.
thats funny, in all her interviews she claims she was unpopular in high school. if she was stuck up that explains why hahaha
Taylor Swift is to country music what Avril Lavigne is to punk music. It’s a label for marketing purposes and little else. If you listen close you can hear Waylon Jennings spinning in his grave every time one of her songs comes on the radio.
I’d love to see June Carter come back from the afterlife (non zombie) and just beat Swift, Pickler, Rhimes etc in the face with an old boxtop guitar.
not cool, Kellie Pickler is very talented….and so is Taylor. True they aren’t “real country,” but it’s helping bring a younger fan base to country music. Thanks to people like them, younger generations are exposed to things like remakes of older songs, and then they go look up the original artists, and usually the love affair with country music truly begins. Be nice guys, they’re talented, even if you don’t like them, give them credit for getting up on stage and shining like the stars that we aren’t.
You are everything that is wrong with Country music today. Period.
ur an idiot
I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!
Her voice…it’s like a bland little knife stabbing into my stirrup, anvil, and hammer.
I hate u
So just in case you people dont already know this i will let you all know. Music is defined by the instruments played and how they are played. If you have heard a Swift song or any new Country song then you would know that it is in fact Country. The “Hot Country” movement that you all seem to be refering to is more Rock like. and in case you are unaware it was started WAY back by Chris LeDoux who no one would argue against his music being classic country. Also music evolves. Rock and Roll started out sounding like Elvis and radical changes have been happening since the beginning. What we have now for rock is no less rock than anything else that has ever been called rock and what we have now for country is no less country than it has ever been.
Oh and who the f__* cares if one person or another likes a certain artist cause if they are being played on the radio the are obviously liked by enough people to be considered good at what they do.
Aww she’s so cute though.
joe dumped her because she has all that popularity going to her head!!!
BTW: i would date a jonas brother if they wernt famous!!!
she’s great. I’ll bet u don’t even know how to play the guitar, and I very highly doubt (even if u can play it) that u can play better than Taylor Swift. One of her concerts sold out the minute they went on sale. And while I’m talking, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas are both complete idiots. I love Taylor Swift, and so does every girl at my school. And I go to a Private school. so does every girl at my friend’s school. So, while you think that every girl’s role model, Taylor Swift is an idiot, I bet ur so stupid u look up to Amy Winehouse. And u think she’s beautiful.
hey now amy winehouse has a DAMN good voice. her lifestyle’s kinda silly though, i will give you that. but dont be hatin on the amy.
She amazing. Shes damn better looking and better than Amy winehouse and Paris Hilton
and shes dong that to end her song u weirdos
Dudes shes amazing take the stick out your butts and get over yourseles!!!!
OMFg she sucks big hairy balls, i hate her with such a passion, ROCK is teh only great music there is!!!
SUck it disney
LET THERE BE ROCK!
*watches gleefully as Panic is mauled by Zombie Mozart*
hey who are you to bag on her right in front of all her fans? you think your opinion would matter to her? have you seen her fans? they will say every nasty thing they know to you and i will admit as a dedicated taylor swift fan, she isnt the prettiest girl in the world, but she isnt the ugliest either! she sings her own genre! she isnt rock, pop, or country! she is creating her own genre, and you cant just ignore her bravery! if you compare your talent to hers, then your smaller than a spec of dust to me.
She looks like a rat! And she’s totally talentless!
Dunno ’bout that, she sounds pretty good on the radio. Granted, you probably harbor irrational hatred for anything even closely resembling country music, but that’s why we have therapy.
Talentless my arse. She has more talent in one finger than the Jo Bros and Miley combined. I would like you to write your own songs, play guitar and perform live. Trust me it’s hard. Besides her album went platinum. I think you ate a bowl of fail for breakfast this morning.
wait a minute taylor imma let you finish
but first beyonce had the best album of all time
ALL TIME!!!
u dont kno anything if u dont think taylor swift can sing / play gutair freak
has no one noticed she is playing a C chord?
an open G capoed on the fifth fret, yeah, a C. You must be some kind of telecaster player to have noticed
OK Now THAT, THAT was STUPID. She is an EXCELLENT Guitar player!!!