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Indeed, somebody help that mess of hair.
But..if it’s truly made of diamonds, we could just powerwash him.
…Oops.
poor robert had chicken pox the day they had a lesson about shampoo at school!
He actually just cut his hair. It’s much better now. My personal theory is that he doesn’t clean himself because it helps keep the fan girls away. Defensive BO.
OMG, That was actually funny.
But I do like his new haircut. He doesn’t look like a girl anymore XD
This would make sense. He has every right to be terrified of his fangirls. They are totally insane.
Indeed
So am I the only person who actually likes this guy?
Because I totally love him!!
No, you’re not the only person who loves him! I’m unconditionally an irrevocably in love with him! i ♥ Robert
me too!!! i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! YOU ARE SO TOTALLY NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!
ok so were all obsessed, and that makes sense. i heart his new, hot,
hair!
I LOVE HIM TOO!! and his music. i love let me sign. *dies for ten mins. then faints cuz i love him so much*
his MUSIC?! thats gotta be worse then Hanna Montanna, Miley Cirus and the Jonas Bros. COMBINED. grow up kids
… hannah Montana and miley cyrus are the same person…
That was the point…
im 22 years old and i love his music he has an amazing voice writes his own songs and is an incredibly talented musician. You say grow up but his music has way more of an adult sound that any of the bubblegum brats out there right now. Listen to “Let Me Sign”. and hes got THE best musical inspiration in Van Morrison.
thank u!! now sum1 actually nos my pain to see the mean comments about the most beautiful guy on earth!!!
you’re kidding
HE LOOKS LIKE A HOBO!!
sure*
yes you are.
WTF do people see in this mess?
i know right? its annoying!
idk but u mite as well hav a crush on a hobo.
So glad I’m not the only one who thinks this guy looks like a TOTAL douche.
Ok!
HAHAHAHA! She’s right thoug. Wash your friggin’ hair dude.
Shove a stick up his butt and you could mop the floor with him. And those eyebrows. Chrimanitly. You’d think with all the bank he just made he’d understand the concept of at least LOOKING like he knows what personal hygiene is. The chest pubes can go too.
I’d rather have a man that looks like a man than walk around with plucked eyebrows and a shaved chest. I don’t even want a guy that knows HOW to pluck eyebrows!
“Chrimanitly”?
The words you are now looking for are “Thesaurus Rape”.
oh, I’d wash him alright.
LOL. ;P
Sha-nice! ^_^
Mmhmmmm…maybe twice, just to make sure I haven’t missed any spots
omg. u ho.
hes a gai maggot.
Oh, hey, one question? Could I join you in that washing him thing? Cause that? That would be great! *drools*
Someone actually said that his hair is the most beautiful thing ever (or something along those paraphrased lines)? He’s so grooooss.
Gladly!
Just what I was thinking. I wouldn’t miss a spot.
u freakin perv!
oh edward, you dirty DIRTY boy!
hes not edward you dirtbag.
yeah he is dumbo
Dumbass, his name is Robert Pattinson, not Edward. You’re such an idiot. If you claim to be a fan of his, at least call him Robert. Seriously, fangirls are such dumbasses.
some are. (exhibit a: Ally) and some arent. (Exhibit B: me.)
You can’t say that you’re a fan if you dunno his name. It’s stupid. He isn’t Edward. If he were Edward, Voldemort would have killed him when he were Cedric Diggory.
You make no sense TwilightFan!
I don’t get what exactly you mean by “If he were Edward, Voldemort would have killed him when he were Cedric Diggory.”
And for future use, if you’re going to use proper grammar and spelling, use it on everything!(you were doing perfectly fine, until you used the word “dunno”, that is.)
If the actor is the character, he’s dead because Cedric died.
So Robert Pattinson is dead?
NO He’s alive because he’s not the character. He’s alive, and he’s not Edward .
Damn. I sprinkled too much Wishful Thinking into my tea this morning.
Afraid so.
Did u kno that Stephanie Myers is making Edward come out of the closet?
It turns out he was FICTIONAL this WHOLE TIME!
i really don’t think he’s hot. seriously. he has a rat-face. and there is no way he (or ANY actor) can portray edward because he’s supposed to be freaking godly! sure, edward is the perfect male written by a woman, so he’s completely unrealistic, therefore it would be pretty freaking impossible to find someone to play him….i am sorry, but rpatz DOES NOT EQUAL godly. he is fugly. he screwed up the character of edward and turned him into some creepy stalker with a weird-ass accent. the end
the reason he has a “weird-ass” accent is cos his real accent is a good british accent and is way better than any american accent and it is hard doing other accents, especially as he had no proper training. He also doesnt deserve the abuse hes getting, just because he’s not as good looking as people expect. Even if they did find someone good looking enough i doubt he wuld be a good enough actor. He may not be godly, but he is definately not fugly.
an actor should never use improper training as a defense mechanism. if he is going out for the role, it is his responsibility to fill the part. there are plenty of free resources out there to help you study an accent.
also, i really don’t care how good looking he should have been. he just needs to either:
a) shower
b) milk his hair in an attempt to end the worlds oil crisis.
yep
He should also learn to act.
i totally agree wit u dude!
truenuf, but as it was bound to be a profitable movie, somebody had to play the part. this dude’s probably as good as any, unless we could send a time machine back to collect david bowie from an earlier decade!
YEAH! David Bowie! In his Labyrinth outfit, as Edward! I think I just got my happy on!
Screw Edward, Bowie in the Labrynth outifts is heavenly…Now I have to go watch that movie again…drools.
I bet Johnny Depp would have been the perfect Edward Cullen when he was younger. And If edward was 20 years older, Johnny could play him now
HELLYESS. and he could pull off a decent accent, like i said before (see above)
case and point. johnny depp = GODLY = edward
and if edward > rpatz, then by all means, johnny depp > rpatz
but hey, we all knew that already
and bowie? TOTALLY could pull and edward!
Johnny Depp is just as dirty and unkempt as robert pattinson is! Depp?! Bowie?! In order to be attractive/”godly” do these guys have to look like girls?! Bowie and Depp have to be the most feminine looking guys out there, thats not a bad thing, but give me broad shoulders and some meat on their bones ANY day!
Meh. I like my men girly and my women butch. Wonder what that’s about…
Actually I think Bill Kaulitz is probs more feminine than bowie or depp
oh no girl, or boy, whichever one, johnny depp is so cool, i agree with you,
but edward is soooooo cooler, and hotter!
Except Johnny Depp is a decent actor with standards…
He is fugly. I wouldn’t touch him if you paid me. HAHA rat-face. Good one.
hellzyes. he looks like a grubby mop or a hungover frat boy. puh-lease, someone defumigate him!
your so stupid you emo, fat, wishing to have a boyfriend, quiet girl!
Edward was always a creepy stalker.
u suck
thats right robert is sooooo godly!
omg soooo frikin cullen!!!! he is godly!!! the most amazing hot guy in the world!!!!
you’ve really thought about this! well i think he looks hot for a human. But no, he is not Edward and will never be Edward, PLUS his acting SUCKS!!! In that horrible movie CHARLEY stole the show, he had better acting than the main character for gods sake! and the little kid they chose for Jacob is sad, that is all i’m going to say, the kid they chose for Jacob is truly a sad representation of Jacob
wats wrong with the guy who plays jacob?
Sights like this make me wonder what gene pool spawned a generation of degenerates. Was it something in the food chain or in the water that caused such a multitude of yukky not-quite-males and not-quite-females that seem to look like the lost children of Isreal? And what bad taste has made them some sort of celebrity ?
so you yourself then, I’m sure, are the epitome of gender specific beauty? Cause you come off sounding like an old, judgmental racist. Which is about as ugly as it gets.
hear hear!
HAWT
FAIL
ULTRA MEGA FAIL
Ewww… I hate this guy, SO creepy!
What do you people want!?? He is a very handsome guy, and I’m not even a fan. I see nothing to improve!!
Exactly. When properly groomed, as he was in HP:OOTP he is quite presentable. By all accounts, too, he is a very nice young man and doesn’t deserve the abuse he’s getting here.
Goblet of Fire, akshully.
And yeah he’s just really lazy about his appearance. I think it was Leno or O’brien interview he said he just doesn’t give a $hit. With money like he’s got people will fall all over him no matter how bad he smells XD
Either way, he’s a douche.
Good Lord.
I walked out of Twilight because it was so bad (no, i’m not a fangirl).
Wash him, feed him, get him some sunlight and then he’ll be presentable.
No no, sunlight only makes him SPARKLY! XD
its not real stupid.
that was a joke you fool
idiot
Wash him with Holy Water!
I will GLADLY wash this man.
Wash him? Oh, such glory! Yes please!!!
YOU ARE ALL FREAKING HO S!
HE ISNT UGLY! I JUST GET ANNOYED WITH THESE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLDS WHO ARENT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE READING THESE BOOKS AND ARE SO OBSESSED ITS ANNOYING!!
You think were eight?I know tons of people of the age of twenty who read it.
How about instead of worshiping someone who doesn’t even know you exist go out and get yourself a real man who you think is cute.
how can anyone possibly think he´s ugly? i haven´t seen a more flawless man in all my life! yeah, that picture´s rather weird, but when he looks normal he looks perfect. what´s wrong with you people? are you the kind of people who find hugh grant attractive?
Perfect? LOL! My dear Kelly, perhaps you need to review your standards. You are aiming WAY too low.
or maybe you’re enforcing YOUR standards on others.
while he isnt ‘perfect’ he definitely is cute IN MY OPINION. everyone needs to relax, he cut his hair the other day -_-
See, you say when he’s “normal”, but…That IS him normal. When you see him in movies and stuff, that’s makeup. In his case, LOTS of make up. All the regular pictures of him are grody.
and you keep track of this?
kelly, ur totally right!! he IS NOT ugly….
looks more like somebody woke him up from his nap more than anything, lol. but he’s fairly good-looking…he just needs to finish his nap
Or come down from all the weed he’s been smoking. That is not nap!face. That is stoned!face.
Hes ugly and unwashed.
He must have woken up and walked out of the house.
I can’t believe I just scrolled through 35 comments about a guy’s hair.
LOL! You win!
I try not to keep count. Ignorance is bliss.
ooh yea baby. I’ll wash you all night long if you help me find the stationary…
you are such a waste of life.
the guy i imagined in my head totally looks and sounds like Robert, so i was satisfied with that. it´s Bella i´m disappointed with. she has a weird looking face that makes her look 10 and her voice just bothers me. it´s too low.
yeah. about the part when you said
“he looks and sounds like robert”
i hate to break it to you but in the book was edward mexican?
This picture offends vans with dirty windows everywhere.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wtf is with this eye brows, jesus
Lol, same with Joe Jonas. My friends and I have an inside joke that we hate all four of them. Kevin, Nick, Joe, and Joe’s eyebrow. O_o There’s some girl on Nick that goes to events and gives tweenagers information about the Kid’s Choice Awards and whatnot, and she has the MANLIEST eyebrows! We were watching Drake and Josh and my friend’s sister’s boyfriend started laughing and yelling “Look at her eyebrows!”
Oh, i would wash him. (:
if you tried washing his hair a few nests and moldy cheese balls would probably fall out.
Oh come on, if he washed his hair he wouldn’t be too bad. Not my thing but I can see the physical attraction, and whilst reading Twilight he was the sort of thing I had in mind for Edward- I’m not a big fan of the book either. If the vampires would of been left out, or even just died in the sunlight it would of been better. Plus they can’t be in the same room as blood right? So the author is trying to tell me they go to a school… and not one of those girls has a period? Seriously, they’d be pouncing on the girls every month if they did.
dude, i thought about that too. but, when girls have a period, its not really blood.
I didn’t want to respond to you, me, but I have to…..I think that menstrual fluid is a combination of blood and mucus. Which is why women tend to have anemic episodes before their periods (when the layers are building up). I know, it’s icky, but I’m pretty sure that’s the case. That would mean, that Mr. Cullen and all the other sparkly vampire dudes would be pouncing on the girls.
My mom gave birth to my little brother, came home from the hospital and the boar (giant male hog) we had, broke out of the pen and literally attacked her. She had to jump up on the roof of a car just to get away and he tore a gash in her leg. I’m pretty sure this was from the “spotting” that occurs to some women after giving birth. All those baby holding fluids still gotta come out. It’s the same fluid as in a menstrual period. Which is why I wasn’t ever allowed to go out to the hogs when I was on my period when I was younger, the boars can smell it, and it drives them f*cking batty.
Sorry for the lengthy and probably unneeded explanation.
It’s tissue that contains blood.
i agree.
*sigh* the things we girls go through
This is why Team Jacob exists. ANYONE who replies to this saying his hair is better then Taylor’s needs a life. Especially now that he got rid of the girly long hair, though that was awesome too.
that was a wig that he wore for the movie, he never had that long hair.
Taylor is like 5 years old! There is no way he’ll play a good Jacob later on. He was good when Jacob was all puny and young…but once he changes and gets big, there is no way that Taylor kid could pull it off…he’s tiny!!
Yeah, I wonder how they’re going to pull off suddenly7feettall!Jacob. It seems like they would pretty much have to get a different actor, wouldn’t they?
ok i like taylor and short hair. (and spiky) there is no way that he could look
better than rob!
i liked his hair in sharkboy and lava girl. i like it shrt and spiky. it looks so cute!
i agree with the girly long hair. it jus looks so wrong on him!
Haha. Taylor Lautner has the cutest nose…
I’m still team Edward. Jacob is an immature little minger…
OK! I will GLADLY wash him!
I like him dirty. Durrrrr-tee! Whee!
Bella isn’t exactly the most exciting person in the books. Personally, id like to stab her and steal Jacob (<– that was off topic. oh well)
As far as Edward goes, it would have been really hard to get someone who looked as godly as he did, and i almost think it would have been better to just not make a movie. His hair was all that really bothered me. And he kinda looked like he was going to puke throughout the movie. With his new hair cut, he looks very decent. and in HP: GOF he was rather cute.
…i wanna steal Jacob AND Edward… ;D
I want to steal Jacob and Edward and lock them in a closet together. With aphrodisiacs.
you insult me, defiling the names of vampires with these sparklepires. i admit jacob was okay. but thats about it. they should have stayed in alaska
Bwahaha, nobody LIKES Bella. The only reason we don’t want her to die is so the story doesn’t end. She’s very boring. With virtually no personality.
I haven’t seen the whole movie. Just parts. I really don’t want to with the whole cast issues. I always thought that they should make a movie — but now I wish that they would have made it some sort of anime flick. Then it could have and would have met expectations or at least came closer than what I’ve saw.
yeah that would be cool
they should make an anime book about it with parts of twilight in it.
two things i love
twilight+anime
you are hence an insult to anime fans everywhere
I will wash him!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this Nick Nolte’s son’s DWI mug shot?
definitely needs a wash plus a haircut.
he got one! last week!
Why the hell do people go all crazy when he gets a haircut?
and why do you all fricking no????
Leave the poor guy alone!
Loved him as Diggory. Then I got over it.
i agree 100%!!
He didn’t even want his hair that long…the Twilight people MADE him keep it that long while he was promoting the film. Now that promotion’s over, he’s cut it (and I think it looks MUCH better), but they still are mad because filming for New Moon starts in March and he needs his long hair back. So CHILL.
Can I just say how stupid his hair was in the film? Not as bad as in this pic, but really, really douchey.
I volunteer….
With pleasure…
I’d wash him. And then I’d hit that 9 ways from sunday
;-P
Slob.
I want to see the twilight movie, but Edward is a sparkly pansy..what vampire sparkles in the sun?
Umm, the TWILIGHT VAMPIRES. Trust me,that movie sucks. Read the book. Seriously.
the movie is ok. i like the book better though.some of the characters
look a little different than what u would expect from the book.
Ahh, you people!
that would be your opinion, most people happen to love these books.
and what you would also know if your took the time to understand the book, is that stephenie meyer simply based this book off of her own dream. that is why the books dont follow most vampire mythology.
she even said in an interview that she didnt base her vampires off of common mythology.
About him looking like a stalker…Edward was a stalker, he was in her bedroom most nights watching her withot her knowing!? he might ahve loved her, but that dosent make him not a stalker
it’s Robert u guys are a bunch of childish people
U guys thing I’ m ugly fine think that way of me I don’t care ur just jelous u don’t have millions of girls chasing U down the street and hate my acsent I was born with it I can’t change what I’m born with and the last I remember none of U r famous
I u all are jer
omfg how it would be sooo cool if u were the real rob!!!!-sigh-
No. You are NOT Robert Pattinson. He has a 3rd grade education. You, sir, FAIL.
LOL, Fail.
UR JUST JELOUUUUUS = Automatic moron.
Seriously, you can’t think of a decent reply so you just throw the standard pathetic ‘You’re just jealous’ remark at us? And you actually think that people would WANT millions of retarded fangirls chasing us down the street?
Moreso, you seem to think that fame actually equals talent nowadays. Yeah. Good luck with that. (Oh, and I don’t believe for a second that you’re actually Robert Pattinson. More fail.)
OMG
Dis is Sexehhh.
Oh, and I’ll wash it
oh and all of u out there that had nice commets I would like to thank u and I luv all of my fans and thanks for ur soport.
HAHA okay. who really cares. its his life. not yours to decide what he does.
Hey, don’t make fun of Edward! XD
-agrees with ngahiraka-
idc he is still HOTTT
XD He is!
I want 2 wash alice pleez
I THINK . that “yes i would love to wash u”. i dont think he looks to bad at all , lol (and im noy just some twilight fan” athou i am an avid reader and like the book. im also a fan of him in harry potter. IM SRY HE IS CUTE!.
He looks like he has a hand over 24/7
XD *huggle* I think he looks fine with that haircut. Stop dissing him!
I WOULD TOTALLY WASH HIM 24/7/365!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!11!!1!!!!!!!one!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have to tell me twice!!!
Don’t have to tell me twice!!!
He sends a message to all the people in the world with bad hair: “No matter what you do, you can’t possibly look worse than me!”
I think that’s comforting.
lol sorry.. i find him reaaaally sexy.. but i have a strange taste in men!
GLADLY…sexayness ALL around him…wow i would hesitate for a second to take him to the shower…
oops i meant WOULDNT hesitate
ok i WOULD NOT take him to the shower, or bath. i agree he is VERY hot, but i DO
NOT like him like that.
I’ll wash him! Gladly! Willingly! Eagerly! I love his hair… it doesn’t really bother me that he doesn’t wash it often… I think his hair looks sexy as is… although I must admit, he should style it like he had it in Twilight ALL the time!!
You are aware of the fact that he cut it, right? And that he’s a crappy actor and an even worse “singer”?
okay,
i dont think his hair looks bad at all.
i love hair like that YUPP.
Wow.. Crazy Fangirls. Freakness. >.<
hahah i agree.
ok
i personally thinkk hes gorgeyyy!!!!
ppl lyk heidi r var var rude. i mean on national telly making fun of someone lyk that is var RUDE. SIMPLE. i lost some respect for her…
but anywayzz i loveee his hairr!!!! its so smexxi!
1. Anybody who uses the word ‘gorgey’ instantly loses all credibility.
2. …For the love of God, I cannot tell another word of what you said for the life of me.
>:D i’d wash tat
He was attractive in twilight! What happened?
id love to wash hime
no his hair is sparkling….but yeah he needs a shower
He can step in to my shower any day.
ok people.. in my opinion you all need to get a life! ok, robert isnt hot or gorgeous or sny of that and i agree that he needs to wash his hair but i dunno why you cant leave him alone.. you’re all wasting your time either paying him out or declaring your undying love for him.. either way, dont you have anything better to do?? leave the poor guy alone.
His crazy fangirls were chasing him so hard one time, that he ran out into the street and got hit by a taxi (really!). He probably looks all messed up because he had to run a marathon away from all the obsessed Twi-tards who love “Edward.” I almost feel bad for the guy (but only almost).
And by Twi-tards, I don’t mean the ‘normal’ fans, I just mean the retarded ones (you all know who you are). Just thought I would clarify that, lest I have to deal with a string of angry rants from every twilight fan on this whole site.
im a crazy frikin twilight and rob pattz fan and i dont even care!!! he is the hottest thing on earth!!!!heck!!!! im 12 years old!!! not lying!!!
You all need to stop being such a s s h o l e s on here he does not need people saying bad stuff about him, i think he is hott and will always be hott and no he doesnt stink i saw him one time and it was crazy so many fan girls and i didnt smell anything so you all need to stop
plz dont wash ur hair rob, it’s the hottest thing about you!!
Yes. Mmmm, greasy, unwashed hair is really hot. *eyeroll*
eeeeeeeeew Robert Pattinson *barfs in a corner*
im so there
… do you guys have nothing better to do than to argue about a celebrity’s hair? Honestly. (I can NOT belive that i just scrolled through 207 comments on this crap)
I don’t mind washing you babayy(;
he looks like he’s on drugs
twilight are good books but as a movie tbh it sucks like crap rob is ugly and he stinks, most of the acting it rubbish, VAMPIRES NOT NOT SPARKLE! THEY BURN! and vampires have fangs! the only good park of twilight are the werewolves. ;]
btw dont judge me by my spelling ;]
he is probly on drugs
ME ND MA FRIEND LUV HIM ND DNT DISS HIS HAIR THE HAIR IS AWSUMM!! IM WATCHIN ROBSESSED AS WE SPEAK LOL XXXXXXXX LUVS YA!!!!
Have any of you noticed that most of the twilight fans here can’t even spell decently? With maddie holding the crown.
That pretty girl better run before the fan girls catch her.
Robert Pattinson’s the ugliest thing to ever be put on this planet. Whoever thinks he’s hot really needs to get a life and needs an eye exam. Do you guys want to know hot? Rupert Grint is hot. Brad Pitt is hot. Matt Damon is hot. Zac Efron is hot. Daniel Radcliffe is hot. Robert Pattinson is one of God’s biggest mistakes.
His mother should have had an abortion-that way the rest of the world that isn’t crazy, stupid, insane or cooky can be VERY happy.
you’re all just mad cause even with his hair hes hot then youll ever be