MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, STOP THEM BEFORE THEY BREEEEEEED!!!!
(Amy Winehouse)
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p.s. who is the male?
Are you implying theres a female in the pic o_O
Seriously though. Who’s the dude on the right?
And why are his eyes the consistency of carved wood?
Are those “zombie eye” contacts he’s got on? Please, for the love of all that is good in this world, tell me they are…………
Don’t worry, they’re both so full of drugs anything in her pathetic excuse for a uterus would be killed instantly.
This comment makes me feel MUCH better!
L0L!!
One can only assume it’s her currently-incarcerated other half, Blake Fielder-Civil (insert “not-very-Civil” joke here)
Her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. According to Google he’s in jail now. I also found out that right now she is in St Lucia, trying to kick the drugs. The most recent pics of her show her looking MUCH better. She ate a sandwich finally, she looks with-it too. I hope she keeps to that path…
Seriously. I hope so. She’s got to have a lot more music in her to share with the world.
I was told that that wasn’t her husband, so I thought about it and I’m pretty sure that it’s Lou Reed. If I’m wrong then I’m wrong, but google some images just to make sure.
It’s neither her husband nor Lou. It’s Mik Whitnall, guitarist for Babyshambles.
I am almost positive that it’s Lou Reed.
I really doubt that’s Lou Reed. Click the link in my name to see a 2008 photo of him. He just married Laurie Anderson last April. One would HOPE he wouldn’t stoop so low as to be running around playing zombie couple with Amy Winehouse.
That is hardly Lou Reed, although you get props for knowing who he is.
thats mik whitnall from babyshambles
he
They are going to a halloween party. No one is THAT gory in real life. No one….
SOME PEOPLE ARE TRULY LOST IN THE DARKNESS THAT THIS
WORLD OFFERS. THEY DEARLY NEED HELPPPPPPPPPPP. WE SHOULD PRAY FOR THOSE LESS FORTUNATE……….
We should pray for people to stop typing in all caps.
Amen.
LOL palsyboy and HELL NO to barnie5. They put themselves in the pathetic predicament they are in. I am not wasting my prayers on those who are doomed.
Not very Chrstian of you, is it.
Excellent use of proper punctuation.
No it wasn’t. Suffixing your sentences with ‘is it’ turns them into questions which should end with a question mark.
Depends. If you’re being sarcastic, all bets are off.
I’ll concede that point. However, if I were saying this in real life, it would not be a question; it would be a statement. There would be a lack of voice rising at the end of the sentence.
actually, it would be a question, but it would be a rhetorical question. meaning it would not require an answer.
Why thank you.
You would have a valid argument if it were easy to quit certain drugs after one becomes addicted to them. Until you’ve gone down that destructive and lonely road, don’t judge others.
I mean, I’m sure she’s delighted to see the headlines about herself and the before and after photos of how much she’s changed for the worse, and if what I’ve heard about her lung disease is even half true I’m sure that was the BEST! PRESENT! EVAR! on top of everything else. I’m sure she woke up one day when she was like *twelve* and said “I know! I wanna be a strung-out junkie walking corpse when I grow up!”
There’s an easy answer to that too… don’t ever start. There are hundreds of thousands of us out there who do manage to resist the pressure whether it be peer, stress, or otherwise so I have no pity for those who at some point choose to give in.
Guess you never got into a situation so s**tty, where this seemed the only way out. Lucky you. Maybe you went mentally insane by becoming addicted to a religion, which is no better. Maybe you just had a lucky life. Maybe your parents gave you enough strenght to go trough it. But others didn’t. I didn’t have parents. My creators themselves survived horrors you usually only see in films like Rambo or a psycho-horror-thriller. i got abducted, I got people working for the my own government threatening to kill me, I got more bad luck than you can imagine, and I got nothing to run to and cry. Believe me, if I hadn’t been lucky enough to be damn smart, and if I hadn’t had sweets and food, to use as a drug (yes, a real drug, no better than any other), I’d be dead from an overdose, lying in my own vomit, looking much worse than those two, by now.
Bleh, gross.
’nuff said!
i think i need puke now….
I threw up in my mouth a little.
Seconded.
EWW! Do Not Throw Up In Other Ppls Mouths!!
Seconded.
er… cup girls…
Unless you’re the drummer for Spinal Tap.
win
I just blew vomit all over my computer screen….
They both look like zombies. Must be infectious.
Is his eyes made of wood?
Are his eyes… ugh. Grammar fail.
heheheheh… wood.
Wow. That’s gonna keep me up nights….
Grr! Argh!
Watch out, they are a life!
Only one? So they are linked at their hands?
who in their right mind would go out in public like that?
Your question is its own answer. They lack their right mind…
Technically the question is not its own answer. The question was: “who in their right mind would go out in public like that?”. Try asking yourself that question and then answering yourself with the same question. Doesn’t really work. If you can’t work it out on your own, try getting a friend to help. Still doesn’t answer the question with the same question. Logic fail.
My apologies. I should have said that the answer is obvious in that they are not in their right mind. But at least it gave you a chance to feel superior.
Wicked burn! ^^
This is why we need the Burn of the Week back!
Great. Now I have coffee snorted up my nose. If you’re going to be that funny, give people some warning, huh? Or what happened to me could tragically happen to other people.
You’re 0 for 3.
The question still remains unanswered. None of your “answers” pertain to the question, but rather to the fact that the pictured people are “not in their right mind” in your opinion. Has nothing to do with who in their right mind would go out like that.
Not a chance to feel superior at all, sorry your poor ego is that fragile. If you come acting like a douche, you could at least pretend to be strawberry scented.
Who in their right mind… Answer: Not them. Simple answer really.
For somebody not claiming to be superior, you really are hamming it up. Tough day at work?
Also, it is one of those crazy things called a rhetorical question that is actually quite popular. So it doesn’t have an answer in the usual sense. Had forgotten to add that last time. My mistake.
[Spills drink on self]
Warning? ^_^
Yay, you actually provided an answer! Congratulations! Nah, never a tough day at work. Boring day? Yes, quite frequently. /troll
Now I’m gonna have nightmares!!!
Level of WTF has gone too far.
I still think his eyes are made of wood.
never said they werent
Sometimes, there are no words…
Quick, git mah gun!
I suggest a shotgun for close quarter zombie fighting. A rifle if you are able to fight them at distance.
Behind my name… Teller’s handy guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse
You have to use the Lobo.
You need to read WWZ. Srsly.
THIS IS MAH BOOMSTICK!!!!1!!!
That would be damn scary, but I’m reassured by the fact that with that little muscle and body fat she’s not likely to be menstruating.
Also, that dude’s liver is screaming in agony.
The idea of any of her bodily functions is enough to make me ill but you did make a damn fine point… Thank the heavens or whatever.
And failing that, the drugs and alcohol she takes ought to cause instant fetal death.
My God! They’re barely alive. How are they walking? I doubt either have enough undamaged genetic material left capable of reproduction. Plus, from the looks of him, I doubt his body could “rise” to the occasion.
Yep, I’m gonna go puke now.
make room at the toilet please?
It’s like a bad marionette show…
That picture right there is better than all the after-school specials in the world at proving the reason you should not abuse drugs or alcohol. Yeesh! Gives me shivers.
spread the news and get a grant–you win.
The only problem I have with these Amy Winehouse pictures, is that they ensure that people keep thinking about her/it/that. It’s the same as the Chris Crocker phenomenon.. hopefully, very few of us like him/her/it, but millions of us know him anyways. He would be a sad failure in his own mind had it not been for all the attention he got. As far as Miss Zombie here is concerned.. it pains me (and hopefully some of you) to have to look at her from time to time.. don’t dignify her with attention. It empowers them (see Chris Crocker).
However, unlike Chris Crocker, Amy Winehouse has/had talent. The real shame is that she squandered it.
Who’s Chris Crocker?
The “Leave Britney alone!” crossdresser from YouTube guy.
no i will not leave him alone.
Leave Chris Crocker alone! *sob*
I’m pretty sure Amy Winehouse isn’t cruising the internet and looking for sites that mention her so she can be enabled. “Alright, I was on ROFLRAZZI! Time for a celebratory meth injection!” Your comparison does not compute. Chris Crocker lives for attention (hence his youtube whoring). Amy Winehouse just lives for crack (hence her, uh, crack whoring). I doubt she could care less if people are shocked by what she’s become; she’s just living from high to high.
How could it possibly be empowering to have the press meticulously documenting every single nuance in your long, protracted and painful downfall?
I mean, if she called up the press and ASKED them to take photos of her every time she was strung out, you might have a point. Until you can produce a transcript of said phone calls? Compassion FAIL.
Yeah, I said the C word… Nobody starts out in life wanting to end up like this. At the very least, if we don’t know her, we don’t need to be monitoring her every damn move… let the woman die in peace and relative privacy.
Unfortunately her lifestyle almost guarantees that she will die painfully or at least in a puddle of her own vomit before some random cleaning staff has to find the body.
So… In an illustrated dictionary, this photo is under the term “Skanky Ho”? And… who is the creepy dude with Skanky Ho?
Sweet Mother of Dog and here was I thinking that the worst the paparazzi could throw at us was a picture of Amy and Pete Doherty side by side….. But… BUT… this?
Amy, well Amy is Amy (and we all expect to vomit a little seeing her, but the guy beside her looks like some one killed Lou Reed, buried him for a year or three, then dug him up and made his rotting corpse in to a marionette. I’ll be having nightmares after this.
The guy is Pete Doherty’s guitarist Mik Witnall.
i hate her
she sings worse than adele not to mention drugs, drinking and smoking
Never before has a caption carried so much truth and necessity.
nanananananan
SUPERDRUGGIES!
He looks like he just saw something really gross. probably just saw what he is holding hands with.
i got to say the samething he is holding something gross
My God. The undead ARE among us!
oh, but what a voice…Death and dying in real time.
That is truly the most horrifying picture I’ve ever seen… I think I just died a little inside.
These pics of Amy look a lot like the pics they show of what happens to a meth addict over a very short period of time. One series of arrest photos of what was at first an attractive blonde in her late 20s becoming what appeared to be a 70 year old crone in a period of less than 10 years. Scary as all get-out.
hi i Think that they are a cute couple but they do LOOK UGLY. lol ha ha love ya nicole.
The only way to kill them is to shoot them in the brains. Leslie Hall has a nice video tutorial on the subject. Or chop of their heads.
No, you have to tear them to shreds then burn the pieces. ^_^
Only, that would insinuate that they are vampires, which they clearly are not, being all ugly and stuff.
he’s holding his girlfriends hand. LOL. ha.
actually, he’s holding his WIFE’S hand
Okay, I looked up pictures of her husband, and this is most definitely NOT him. Maybe if he was fast forwarded into the future to when he is seventy (remember, drugs are at play here, people, so I’m thinking about 50, really) but this is definitely not her husband. Any ideas who he REALLY is?
It’s Mik Whitnall, guitarist for Babyshambles.
Looks like Darwin fails this time.
Not really. You gotta have something with bad genes and a situation that would weed out that something before natural selection kicks in. And it’s not always instantaneous.
I happened to hear her song on the car radio when I was driving home this evening. She really is talented and it’s too bad about the self-destructive impulses.
i dunno about it..but you would think her vomit would add some spice and lubrication when she’s giving head..
I think he looks like Buster Poindexter.
Poor lassie…
no not poor…
you should see her concerts
amy winehose is it?
…
They’re like inferi!
*Harry Potter reference!*
Ohh, I’m good ^_^
I come back to work from Christmas break and I’m greeted with the promotional poster for “The Corpse Bride” that the distributors wisely decided to bury? I’ll never feel safe goofing off at the office ever again…
seriously… and they keep tellin’ me that the problems in this world aren’t so bad at all… than how on earth do you explain this??? o.O
She is SO sick….and who’s the guy? Honestly, some idiot said she looked like Bill Kaulitz! That’s just an insult to him! >.<
THATS AWESOME!!
Can you imagine their wedding picks?! HAHA!
Oh wow. I think they’re half zombie, half vampire.
SOMEONE, GET THE HOLY WATER!!
Imma go crawl in a hole and die now, k? Right after I visit the little people’s room to *barfs* too late.
The end of the world is summed up in this lone picture.
I lol’d.
Looks like our prayers were answered hahahahahahaha
haha my thoughts exactly
-chokes on candies-
Yuh, a warning would be nice!