Comments on: MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, STOP THEM BEFORE THEY BREEEEEEED!!!!

By: lulu

lulu — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 09:34:28 +0000

haha my thoughts exactly

By: Gabby

Gabby — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 02:04:19 +0000

Looks like our prayers were answered hahahahahahaha

By: BAReFOOt

BAReFOOt — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 21:52:45 +0000

Guess you never got into a situation so s**tty, where this seemed the only way out. Lucky you. Maybe you went mentally insane by becoming addicted to a religion, which is no better. Maybe you just had a lucky life. Maybe your parents gave you enough strenght to go trough it. But others didn’t. I didn’t have parents. My creators themselves survived horrors you usually only see in films like Rambo or a psycho-horror-thriller. i got abducted, I got people working for the my own government threatening to kill me, I got more bad luck than you can imagine, and I got nothing to run to and cry. Believe me, if I hadn’t been lucky enough to be damn smart, and if I hadn’t had sweets and food, to use as a drug (yes, a real drug, no better than any other), I’d be dead from an overdose, lying in my own vomit, looking much worse than those two, by now.

By: cheryl

cheryl — Thu, 06 May 2010 03:09:40 +0000

thats mik whitnall from babyshambles
he

By: she.nani.gans

she.nani.gans — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:54:30 +0000

This comment makes me feel MUCH better!
L0L!!

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:31:05 +0000

I lol’d.

By: Not My Problem

Not My Problem — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:37:43 +0000

Don’t worry, they’re both so full of drugs anything in her pathetic excuse for a uterus would be killed instantly.

By: Ragnarok

Ragnarok — Wed, 13 May 2009 12:20:26 +0000

The end of the world is summed up in this lone picture.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 02 May 2009 03:12:19 +0000

Imma go crawl in a hole and die now, k? Right after I visit the little people’s room to *barfs* too late.

By: Orionis

Orionis — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:57:46 +0000

There’s an easy answer to that too… don’t ever start. There are hundreds of thousands of us out there who do manage to resist the pressure whether it be peer, stress, or otherwise so I have no pity for those who at some point choose to give in.

By: BAReFOOt

BAReFOOt — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:42:40 +0000

Only one? So they are linked at their hands?

By: sarah

sarah — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:38:25 +0000

The guy is Pete Doherty’s guitarist Mik Witnall.

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:22:26 +0000

Oh wow. I think they’re half zombie, half vampire.
SOMEONE, GET THE HOLY WATER!!

By: L.

L. — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:23:15 +0000

THATS AWESOME!!

Can you imagine their wedding picks?! HAHA!

By: examer

examer — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:48:39 +0000

actually, it would be a question, but it would be a rhetorical question. meaning it would not require an answer.

By: The Bill Kaulitz Lover

The Bill Kaulitz Lover — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:36:38 +0000

She is SO sick….and who’s the guy? Honestly, some idiot said she looked like Bill Kaulitz! That’s just an insult to him! >.<

By: silkaa

silkaa — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:34:52 +0000

seriously… and they keep tellin’ me that the problems in this world aren’t so bad at all… than how on earth do you explain this??? o.O

By: DJRJ_AU

DJRJ_AU — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:39:34 +0000

I come back to work from Christmas break and I’m greeted with the promotional poster for “The Corpse Bride” that the distributors wisely decided to bury? I’ll never feel safe goofing off at the office ever again…

By: Calli

Calli — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:44:54 +0000

It’s neither her husband nor Lou. It’s Mik Whitnall, guitarist for Babyshambles.

By: Calli

Calli — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:43:33 +0000

It’s Mik Whitnall, guitarist for Babyshambles.

By: Waffles

Waffles — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:08:05 +0000

Only, that would insinuate that they are vampires, which they clearly are not, being all ugly and stuff.

By: Waffles

Waffles — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:10:03 +0000

No, you have to tear them to shreds then burn the pieces. ^_^

By: Waffles

Waffles — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:08:15 +0000

…
They’re like inferi!
*Harry Potter reference!*
Ohh, I’m good ^_^

By: Waffles

Waffles — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:06:04 +0000

Sometimes, there are no words…

By: Waffles

Waffles — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:05:30 +0000

[Spills drink on self]
Warning? ^_^

By: MLD

MLD — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:05:32 +0000

actually, he’s holding his WIFE’S hand

By: MLD

MLD — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:03:20 +0000

make room at the toilet please?

By: zingerspaniel

zingerspaniel — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:22:13 +0000

no not poor…
you should see her concerts
amy winehose is it?

By: kr0w

kr0w — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:14:12 +0000

Yay, you actually provided an answer! Congratulations! Nah, never a tough day at work. Boring day? Yes, quite frequently. /troll

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:43:03 +0000

Unfortunately her lifestyle almost guarantees that she will die painfully or at least in a puddle of her own vomit before some random cleaning staff has to find the body.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:36:26 +0000

Poor lassie…

By: galaxygirl

galaxygirl — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:34:10 +0000

I think he looks like Buster Poindexter.

By: Yer Mom

Yer Mom — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:26:23 +0000

That is hardly Lou Reed, although you get props for knowing who he is.

By: charro

charro — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:28:16 +0000

Why thank you.

By: charro

charro — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:27:52 +0000

I’ll concede that point. However, if I were saying this in real life, it would not be a question; it would be a statement. There would be a lack of voice rising at the end of the sentence.

By: akmarksman82

akmarksman82 — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:08:39 +0000

i dunno about it..but you would think her vomit would add some spice and lubrication when she’s giving head..

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:15:16 +0000

-chokes on candies-

Yuh, a warning would be nice!

By: Not Lou Reed

Not Lou Reed — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:22:05 +0000

I really doubt that’s Lou Reed. Click the link in my name to see a 2008 photo of him. He just married Laurie Anderson last April. One would HOPE he wouldn’t stoop so low as to be running around playing zombie couple with Amy Winehouse.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:03:04 +0000

never said they werent

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:01:28 +0000

win

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:11:11 +0000

Not really. You gotta have something with bad genes and a situation that would weed out that something before natural selection kicks in. And it’s not always instantaneous.

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:08:51 +0000

How could it possibly be empowering to have the press meticulously documenting every single nuance in your long, protracted and painful downfall?

I mean, if she called up the press and ASKED them to take photos of her every time she was strung out, you might have a point. Until you can produce a transcript of said phone calls? Compassion FAIL.

Yeah, I said the C word… Nobody starts out in life wanting to end up like this. At the very least, if we don’t know her, we don’t need to be monitoring her every damn move… let the woman die in peace and relative privacy.

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:06:21 +0000

THIS IS MAH BOOMSTICK!!!!1!!!

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:04:41 +0000

Depends. If you’re being sarcastic, all bets are off.

By: Dana

Dana — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:03:56 +0000

You would have a valid argument if it were easy to quit certain drugs after one becomes addicted to them. Until you’ve gone down that destructive and lonely road, don’t judge others.

I mean, I’m sure she’s delighted to see the headlines about herself and the before and after photos of how much she’s changed for the worse, and if what I’ve heard about her lung disease is even half true I’m sure that was the BEST! PRESENT! EVAR! on top of everything else. I’m sure she woke up one day when she was like *twelve* and said “I know! I wanna be a strung-out junkie walking corpse when I grow up!”

By: Lucy

Lucy — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:00:45 +0000

I’m pretty sure Amy Winehouse isn’t cruising the internet and looking for sites that mention her so she can be enabled. “Alright, I was on ROFLRAZZI! Time for a celebratory meth injection!” Your comparison does not compute. Chris Crocker lives for attention (hence his youtube whoring). Amy Winehouse just lives for crack (hence her, uh, crack whoring). I doubt she could care less if people are shocked by what she’s become; she’s just living from high to high.

By: Iria

Iria — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:19:58 +0000

I am almost positive that it’s Lou Reed.

By: Iria

Iria — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:18:54 +0000

I was told that that wasn’t her husband, so I thought about it and I’m pretty sure that it’s Lou Reed. If I’m wrong then I’m wrong, but google some images just to make sure.

By: aikidude

aikidude — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:39:01 +0000

No it wasn’t. Suffixing your sentences with ‘is it’ turns them into questions which should end with a question mark.

By: seaatlantis

seaatlantis — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:22:53 +0000

Excellent use of proper punctuation.