
I’ve been dead since 1994 and I STILL look better than Courtney
(Kurt Cobain)
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I’ve been dead since 1994 and I STILL look better than Courtney
(Kurt Cobain)
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Lol, someone watched True Beauty.
Blatantly stolen from Jeff Ross
Not funny, too soon, still. Courtney you can make fun of all you want, but Kurt was special.
/second that. This is not a good caption.
Too soon? This moron killed himself almost 15 years ago. As much of an idiot I think Courtney is, Kurdt is the bigger idiot. He was selfish enough to leave his kid behind. “Oh, I have such pain,” whatever buttmunch. I’ll always enjoy Nirvana’s music, but despite Kurdt’s stupid choices, and he is no genius. He showed complete disregard for his kid, his wife, and his band mates. Dave Grohl made it, but where is Krist?
I agree however that this is not funny, but only because they’re both jokes. I hope the worms got their fill on this a-hole.
Uhh..wait.. Depression and suicide are funny/idiotic? Wow.. That’s an entirely new line of reasoning.. Selfish maybe, yeah.. but Suicide is an act of desperation.. not selfishness
And no matter what anyone says, Cobain WAS a genius.. his songwriting was brilliant!
When he wasn’t too drugged to be understood.
Aside, yes, he was good.
Mmm… I can just smell the self-righteousness drifting from Malisyn’s sweaty palms.
P.S. Next time you try to argue on the INTERNETZ try to keep it coherent. We try to string phrases and words together in a logical fashion, so readers can understand what the f*ck we are ranting about.
Krist is on politic…suffering as much as Kurt did. whoever, he never feel good as he felt in nirvana. he lost his best friend and can’t carry on whitout him
Heyheyhey! I find the caption mildly amusing, and please don’t go tearing the guy down because he was depressed. He was actually fairly intelligent; just a terrible decision maker. Yeah, he left a family behind, and that’s not cool, but seriously?
Also, Krist is a mature, well-bred-looking politician, sort of spitting in the face of grunge rock.
Special? The guy had the American dream and blew all out of the back of his head! He didn’t deserve it. He should be an example of what NOT to do. Idolizing him is saying it’s ok he killed himself, along with a few rabid fans who followed suit after his suicide. There is always another way, he chose weakness.
GO DIE.
you win.
In bad taste…Considering his death is largely to blame for Courtneys continued downward spiral.
Yikes…that’s just wrong…
Boo, I say! And not “Boo-urns”…
I was saying “Boo-urns”…
Hahahaha… That line gets me every time.
for reals, too soon
Yeah, it may be true, but to soon. You have to wait like 21 years before its funny.
22.3 years to be exact.
My bf and I were talking about them on the weekend. He thinks Kurt is still alive, but in hiding. O_o
You’ve got yourself a keeper.
You stole the words out of my mouth.
ROFLMAO
I knew a guy like that. Infact he thought had face work and became Kid Rock. I took him to keep on smoking crack.
Dunno if it’s too soon, per se (I’ve seen Kurt Cobain humor work elsewhere), but definitely in rather poor taste considering the effect his death an the subsequent theft of his ashes is having on her.
That said, she’s doing much better than she has in awhile. Here’s hoping it continues.
zCourtney is a murdering SLUT and i hope she burns in hell.
Well, let’s find this zCourtney and bring her to justice!
Hey, my mom went to school with him!
I truely hope that doesn’t make you feel like you could ever, ever talk about him. He’s one of the greatest poets of our time and should be revered as such. Please refrain from adding any comments unless you were alive during the epic rise of his music and subsequent downfall.
BWAHAAHAA! “one of the greatest poets or our time”??? He was a talented musician and songwriter, but that’s going way to far…
+1. I like his music, and the lyrics aren’t bad, but to say that he’s “one of the greatest poets of our time” just shows a blatant lack of understanding of poets of our time.
One could also say that he died before he had a chance to become obnoxious…
LOL. I was alive long before and after. Calling him a poet is akin to calling the Cookie Monster a medical doctor.
Oh dear. I bet he smelled bad.
I woulda asked him out anyway.
I bet he was sort of sweaty-smelling in combination with lots of pot smoke (whatever that smells like).
Yes, I would have asked him out anyway.
I believe.. He smells like teen spirit. Worst joke ever.
Hey! The tent in ‘Underneath the Bridge” he stole from my insurance agent!
COURTNEY KILLED KURT,IT IS ALMOST OBVIUS IF YOU DO A LITTLE RESEARCH. and that is true though. Hes ash and still better looking than courtney.
Though you fail at grammar, you are correct.
I don’t buy the whole “Boo Hoo, Courtney can’t pull herself together” crap. She has a daughter, she needs to step up and act like a mother, not a two bit junkie whore.
Well put!
Well dammit Brooke. Why don’t you take all this misspelled evidence to the police? They will be humbled at your vast knowledge of the crime scene and smack themselves silly wondering why they didn’t think of the obvious. The heck with fingerprints, DNA, blood-splatter experts, time-lines, gunpowder residue and a written suicide letter, not to mention he practically told everyone in his songs he was going to do it. Let’s just say it’s so “OBVIUS” that we must punish her. The hell with the scientific facts!
JD, you should google “death of Kurt Cobain”. The scientific facts are actually showing us that he couldn’t have killed himself, and that Courtney did quite a lot of suspicious things around the time of his death.
I think he was suicidal, but he didn’t kill himself.
Although the official cause of death may be suicide, everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants to believe, so why are you commenting on everything without doing proper research? It would be better to shut up if you don’t know anything about it ^^
Oh, please…and what was the attempt he’d made just a couple months before in Rome? Courtney shoved those pills down his gullet and force-fed him champagne, right? LOL
Next, maybe you can look into this silly JFK thing?
Very true…RIP.
i miss you kurt thanks for the music
I love his eyes…
There’s just something about them…
RIP Kurt… I wish I had known you…
I think its sadness…
I think it’s the $200 an-hour photographer’s studio lights for his media photo.
Trololololololoooooo….
They were all blue and sparkly.
If Kurt was still around… he would subscribe to http://www.thenoz.wordpress.com
Courtney can disregard the invite!
Of COURSE a glossy studio portrait of Kurt as a young man is going to look better than Courtney.
This caption would only really work and be LOL-worthy if the picture were of his festering, maggoty corpse.
Duh.
He was cremated.. so more like, his grey sandy ashes.
I looked at this picture and it felt like my heart fell out.
I’m so sad that such a young man had to die like that. He was so sick. If only we coulda helped him.
Exactly. But him and Courtney together & looking all happy gets me more emotional (I never get emotional over photos, but that one made me “Aawwww….that stinks.”).
You mean if the doctors could help him? Don’t forget, he had the genetic stomach issue that no one seemed to be able to tack down, and was in a lot of physical pain a lot of the time. He kicked smack, only to have an Aussie doctor inadvertently get him right back on that horse.
i wish he would have died before the whole awful music thing he did
Kurt Cobain is my favorite man ever! There is something about his voice that i love. this comment and all others negative about Kurt and Courtney are bs. And so not funny. When you google your parents is this what you would want 2 see? Oh and i think the look in his eyes is his 500 dollar a day heroin habit. lol. Yet still i think he is the hottest man that ever lived.
oh kurt WHHYYYYYYYY =C
AMEN!!
R.I.P. Damn Courtney killed him, I’m telling you.
courtney is awesome. kurt is awesome. F*CK ALL OF YOU
He died the year I was born and he is still an idol to me
Goodness…there are a lot of hater trolls on Kurt Cobain posts.
Dang, I wish I grew up with this music
now our generation is getting Lady Gaga, Justin freakin Bieber and Kesha shoved down our throats. it’s fine for those who like it, keep it. but PUNK NEVER DIED, it’s just being smothered.