Comments on: I’ve been dead since 1994 and I STILL look better than Courtney

By: you're kidding

you're kidding — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 02:48:56 +0000

You mean if the doctors could help him? Don’t forget, he had the genetic stomach issue that no one seemed to be able to tack down, and was in a lot of physical pain a lot of the time. He kicked smack, only to have an Aussie doctor inadvertently get him right back on that horse.

By: you're kidding

you're kidding — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 02:47:07 +0000

Oh, please…and what was the attempt he’d made just a couple months before in Rome? Courtney shoved those pills down his gullet and force-fed him champagne, right? LOL
Next, maybe you can look into this silly JFK thing?

By: you're kidding

you're kidding — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 02:44:13 +0000

Hey! The tent in ‘Underneath the Bridge” he stole from my insurance agent!

By: Lenja

Lenja — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:24:53 +0000

I believe.. He smells like teen spirit. Worst joke ever.

By: Hurricanesandsuns

Hurricanesandsuns — Fri, 06 May 2011 19:28:04 +0000

Dang, I wish I grew up with this music
now our generation is getting Lady Gaga, Justin freakin Bieber and Kesha shoved down our throats. it’s fine for those who like it, keep it. but PUNK NEVER DIED, it’s just being smothered.

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:08:34 +0000

Goodness…there are a lot of hater trolls on Kurt Cobain posts.

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:07:54 +0000

Exactly. But him and Courtney together & looking all happy gets me more emotional (I never get emotional over photos, but that one made me “Aawwww….that stinks.”).

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:05:52 +0000

They were all blue and sparkly.

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:05:12 +0000

Trololololololoooooo….

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:04:17 +0000

I bet he was sort of sweaty-smelling in combination with lots of pot smoke (whatever that smells like).

Yes, I would have asked him out anyway.

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:01:54 +0000

Heyheyhey! I find the caption mildly amusing, and please don’t go tearing the guy down because he was depressed. He was actually fairly intelligent; just a terrible decision maker. Yeah, he left a family behind, and that’s not cool, but seriously?

Also, Krist is a mature, well-bred-looking politician, sort of spitting in the face of grunge rock.

By: wouldntyouliketoknow

wouldntyouliketoknow — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:30:19 +0000

He died the year I was born and he is still an idol to me

By: uckyouall

uckyouall — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 07:49:03 +0000

courtney is awesome. kurt is awesome. F*CK ALL OF YOU

By: Pacman

Pacman — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:25:17 +0000

AMEN!!
R.I.P. Damn Courtney killed him, I’m telling you.

By: hannah

hannah — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:07:08 +0000

oh kurt WHHYYYYYYYY =C

By: Sleepy Burger

Sleepy Burger — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:55:34 +0000

When he wasn’t too drugged to be understood.

Aside, yes, he was good.

By: hallie

hallie — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:26:44 +0000

you win.

By: KURT FAN

KURT FAN — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:58:32 +0000

GO DIE.

By: andré luis

andré luis — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:35:41 +0000

Krist is on politic…suffering as much as Kurt did. whoever, he never feel good as he felt in nirvana. he lost his best friend and can’t carry on whitout him

By: Woops

Woops — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:24:05 +0000

JD, you should google “death of Kurt Cobain”. The scientific facts are actually showing us that he couldn’t have killed himself, and that Courtney did quite a lot of suspicious things around the time of his death.

I think he was suicidal, but he didn’t kill himself.

Although the official cause of death may be suicide, everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants to believe, so why are you commenting on everything without doing proper research? It would be better to shut up if you don’t know anything about it ^^

By: Karyn

Karyn — Tue, 12 May 2009 06:49:36 +0000

Hahahaha… That line gets me every time.

By: TRISH H

TRISH H — Fri, 08 May 2009 04:58:21 +0000

Kurt Cobain is my favorite man ever! There is something about his voice that i love. this comment and all others negative about Kurt and Courtney are bs. And so not funny. When you google your parents is this what you would want 2 see? Oh and i think the look in his eyes is his 500 dollar a day heroin habit. lol. Yet still i think he is the hottest man that ever lived.

By: JD Wohlever

JD Wohlever — Mon, 04 May 2009 08:48:09 +0000

I think it’s the $200 an-hour photographer’s studio lights for his media photo.

By: JD Wohlever

JD Wohlever — Mon, 04 May 2009 08:45:26 +0000

Well dammit Brooke. Why don’t you take all this misspelled evidence to the police? They will be humbled at your vast knowledge of the crime scene and smack themselves silly wondering why they didn’t think of the obvious. The heck with fingerprints, DNA, blood-splatter experts, time-lines, gunpowder residue and a written suicide letter, not to mention he practically told everyone in his songs he was going to do it. Let’s just say it’s so “OBVIUS” that we must punish her. The hell with the scientific facts!

By: JD Wohlever

JD Wohlever — Mon, 04 May 2009 08:39:57 +0000

LOL. I was alive long before and after. Calling him a poet is akin to calling the Cookie Monster a medical doctor.

By: JD Wohlever

JD Wohlever — Mon, 04 May 2009 08:38:38 +0000

Well, let’s find this zCourtney and bring her to justice!

By: JD Wohlever

JD Wohlever — Mon, 04 May 2009 08:37:31 +0000

ROFLMAO

By: JD Wohlever

JD Wohlever — Mon, 04 May 2009 08:36:07 +0000

Special? The guy had the American dream and blew all out of the back of his head! He didn’t deserve it. He should be an example of what NOT to do. Idolizing him is saying it’s ok he killed himself, along with a few rabid fans who followed suit after his suicide. There is always another way, he chose weakness.

By: Violette

Violette — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:08:25 +0000

I knew a guy like that. Infact he thought had face work and became Kid Rock. I took him to keep on smoking crack.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 03:51:41 +0000

Mmm… I can just smell the self-righteousness drifting from Malisyn’s sweaty palms.

P.S. Next time you try to argue on the INTERNETZ try to keep it coherent. We try to string phrases and words together in a logical fashion, so readers can understand what the f*ck we are ranting about.

By: yo mamma

yo mamma — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:36:03 +0000

i wish he would have died before the whole awful music thing he did

By: L.

L. — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:13:04 +0000

Oh dear. I bet he smelled bad.

I woulda asked him out anyway.

By: L.

L. — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:11:36 +0000

I think its sadness…

By: L.

L. — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:11:13 +0000

He was cremated.. so more like, his grey sandy ashes.

By: L.

L. — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:10:35 +0000

I looked at this picture and it felt like my heart fell out.
I’m so sad that such a young man had to die like that. He was so sick. If only we coulda helped him.

By: Aliencubster

Aliencubster — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:51:07 +0000

Uhh..wait.. Depression and suicide are funny/idiotic? Wow.. That’s an entirely new line of reasoning.. Selfish maybe, yeah.. but Suicide is an act of desperation.. not selfishness
And no matter what anyone says, Cobain WAS a genius.. his songwriting was brilliant!

By: Count Blah

Count Blah — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:54:17 +0000

Of COURSE a glossy studio portrait of Kurt as a young man is going to look better than Courtney.

This caption would only really work and be LOL-worthy if the picture were of his festering, maggoty corpse.

Duh.

By: Malisyn

Malisyn — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:52:52 +0000

Too soon? This moron killed himself almost 15 years ago. As much of an idiot I think Courtney is, Kurdt is the bigger idiot. He was selfish enough to leave his kid behind. “Oh, I have such pain,” whatever buttmunch. I’ll always enjoy Nirvana’s music, but despite Kurdt’s stupid choices, and he is no genius. He showed complete disregard for his kid, his wife, and his band mates. Dave Grohl made it, but where is Krist?

I agree however that this is not funny, but only because they’re both jokes. I hope the worms got their fill on this a-hole.

By: sally

sally — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:58:32 +0000

Well put!

By: thenoz

thenoz — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:38:46 +0000

If Kurt was still around… he would subscribe to http://www.thenoz.wordpress.com
Courtney can disregard the invite!

By: ponyboy

ponyboy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:13:58 +0000

One could also say that he died before he had a chance to become obnoxious…

By: Kat man Who

Kat man Who — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:56:24 +0000

Though you fail at grammar, you are correct.
I don’t buy the whole “Boo Hoo, Courtney can’t pull herself together” crap. She has a daughter, she needs to step up and act like a mother, not a two bit junkie whore.

By: Destin

Destin — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:59:36 +0000

+1. I like his music, and the lyrics aren’t bad, but to say that he’s “one of the greatest poets of our time” just shows a blatant lack of understanding of poets of our time.

By: no-name

no-name — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:03:17 +0000

I love his eyes…

There’s just something about them…

RIP Kurt… I wish I had known you…

By: james

james — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:08:12 +0000

i miss you kurt thanks for the music

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:57:23 +0000

BWAHAAHAA! “one of the greatest poets or our time”??? He was a talented musician and songwriter, but that’s going way to far…

By: Zizzy

Zizzy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:13:25 +0000

Very true…RIP.

By: burnttwiggy

burnttwiggy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:44:42 +0000

I truely hope that doesn’t make you feel like you could ever, ever talk about him. He’s one of the greatest poets of our time and should be revered as such. Please refrain from adding any comments unless you were alive during the epic rise of his music and subsequent downfall.

By: Morticia

Morticia — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:30:32 +0000

zCourtney is a murdering SLUT and i hope she burns in hell.

By: Brooke

Brooke — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:26:29 +0000

COURTNEY KILLED KURT,IT IS ALMOST OBVIUS IF YOU DO A LITTLE RESEARCH. and that is true though. Hes ash and still better looking than courtney.