
One of the many known side effects of listening to the Jonas Brothers
(Andy Samberg)
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One of the many known side effects of listening to the Jonas Brothers
(Andy Samberg)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: n8squared
Epic fail. Nobody jizzes in their pants listening to the Jonas Brothers.
I wouldn’t be so sure. Someone is buying all their crap.
Pre-teens, mainly girls.
For a sec, I thought that said “manly girls”.
Which is true. I know this girl, Taryn {the sound of its name makes me shudder} who loves the Jonas Brothers, and she is a total beast. I think it’s an act, though, to try and prove she’s not a man. Not helping, though. Still looks like a Chewbacca in a miniskirt.
Chewbacca in a miniskirt? Have you been reading my fan fiction?
XD i threw up a little
LOL. xD
Sadly, there are tardfans from almost every walk of life.
agreed.
My thoughts exactly….
Agreed
WORD.
Bahaha love the LOL, it’s pretty damn accurate. Side note to Briana: No one says “Word” anymore.
except gay people
Another: Bleeding ears.
I think he’s having a stroke…
It is from the video Jizz in my Pants. So either a teenage girl made this and agrees, or someone just saw this picture without context. Either way – FAIL.
fail to what? that the jonas brother’s don’t make someone jizz in their pants? or that someone needs to know what the picture is of first before captioning it?
your decision to call it a fail is extremely dubious of you. obviously you either like the jonas brothers or hate whoever made this.
also, it might have been a guy. i feel the same way, i probably would have done the same thing for this picture, as you were correct i am a teenage girl who absolutely loathes the jonas brothers for what they represent and their music is absolutely equally tasteless.
but to say only a teenage girl would say that is very vague, no doubt many other people, not only teenagers and not only girls, feel the same way about the said band.
tl;dr
don’t worry, you didn’t miss much. it’s a bit fail-tastic.
Fact.
I know about jizz in my pants quite well.. and this caption is NOT saying it will make you jizz in your pants… its saying your face will be seriously f**ked up in a painful side effect of listening to them.
Oh my god. Thank you….. Everyone thinks he jizzed in his pants(which it may be), but I swear it’s cause your face will be messed up, anyways, good job!
(also, Andy Samberg rules)
yay! another andy fan! He is one of the only reasons i watch Snl anymore.
When Bruce Willis was dead at end of 6th sense!!!!!!!
WTF YOU RUINED IT OMG!
*I see dead people…*
Jonas Brothers 15 minutes of fame over ….
… in 3 …. 2…… 1…..
they could totally redeem themselves if they performed this jizz in my pants song, i’ll betcha..
I keep waiting for them to perform Bananaphone.
as much as I dislike the Jonas Brothers, this is getting pretty annoying. Come up with some new material, people.
I just ate a grape and I….
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
I jizz in my pants everytime you’re next to me.
And when you hold my hand, it’s like having sex to me.
You call it premature, I just call it ecstasy.
That was incredibly funny and made me laugh out loud…….the video not this caption
Actually, the song is pretty stupid.
Actually, you’re face is pretty stupid so STFUGTFO n00b
…..that’s kind of a really pathetic comeback, in my opinion. But, ya know, whatever.
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Jizz in my Pants is a masterpiece.
I LOVE the jonas brothers and it isnt very funny for the simple fact that the pic is from the jizz in my pants vid and too many JB bashing comics are made
Its getting old
They started out funny but now its just boring
Wow. You are *how* old?
cough12cough
DUDE I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH THAT MISSION!!!!!
count me in. i hate both of her worlds.
I’m no fan of teen corporately-produced plastic pop. I’ve got no love for teenie bopper magazine fodder child heart-throbs. But all these Jonas Brothers bashing macros tell me one thing more clearly than anything else: some 13 year old roflrazzi submitter is REALLY in love with these guys, to keep trying to so hard to make fun of them.
Dis the Jonas Brothers or Paris Hilton and get
on the front page. *Yawn*
Yeah!! Things that women like suck!
So, in your opinion, men suck?
They don’t LIKE men, they just need us to take out the trash
True.
I eat a grape and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
This picture is too closely associated with the Jizz In My Pants video to make the caption funny!
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
the whole night what we’ve got in store
you whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
LISTEN TO THE JONAS BROTHERS
One more thing, I’m paying by check
Last night, I saw a film,
)
As I recall it was a horror film (Camp Rock anyone?
I walked outside into the rain,
Checked my phone and saw that you rang and I..
You what? Did you the whole bottle?
Listen to Joe Cotten. He’ll fix what the Jonas Brothers break.
This is halarious.. http://www.youcanquotethis.com
Stop posting that goddamn link. It is a cheap rip of this site.
Exactly
i hate you so much
the jonas brothers are sexy
awsome some one how is smart!!!!!
…Dude, the Jonas Brothers ARE NOT SEXY. And this is coming from someone in their targeted age group. And if you want to prove that you’re ‘smart!!!!!’, then FOR THE LOVE OF PETE USE YOUR POOR NEGLECTED PUNCTUATION MARKS! (Well, except for the exclamation marks, you certainly use enough of those.)
~Carnivorous M.~
Jonas Brothers rock so IDC about your opinions Jobro haters suck not telling is awesome btw!!!But Jobro haters really are u serious do u think noone likes them i mean listen to their concert vids cuz u will see tht fans disagree!!
Somehow, I found myself laughing harder to the word ‘Jobro’ than to the actual comment.
…Which was also pretty funny.
So, how old are you again?
‘Jobro’… sounds like an obscure crack biz. Mind giving me an address? XD
~Carvinorous M.~
Watch ‘Jobro: Live in Concert’. That should be enough to help you to other worlds.
…The Here-after, that is.
Also, once again, please learn how to use punctuation and spelling before even touching a keyboard. Please. It just gets too annoying.
Okay, first of all, if you honestly don’t car what we “Jobro haters say” you would not only be commenting on this picture, but you would also just skim over pictures like this. Also, do us all a favor, and use proper punctuation and spelling. This is what annoys me most about the crazy fangirls.
Wow can you even spell at all? They suck. We can all have our opinions so go cry to your mommy now k?
JONAS BROS SUCK!!! I ALREADY NOES WATS GOING TA HAPPEN 2 THEM, 1 OF THEM IS ALREADY THINKING 2 GO SOLO SO HES GONE THEN THERE STUCK WIF 2 THEN ONES GOING TO AGREE SO THERE GONE THEN THE LAST ONE WILL HAVE 2 GO SOLO SO THERE GANE AND THEN EVERY ONE IS GOING TO CHEER BECAUSE THERE GONE THEN THE LAST VICTEM 2 GET RID OF IS HANNA MONTANA!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you’re gonna criticize, do it properly:
The mistakes are in lowercase:
“JONAS BROS SUCK!!! I ALREADY know what’s GOING to HAPPEN 2 THEM. 1 OF THEM IS ALREADY THINKING about going SOLO, SO he’s GONE. THEN they’re STUCK with 2. THEN one’s GOING TO AGREE, SO they’re GONE. THEN THE LAST ONE WILL HAVE to GO SOLO, SO they’re gone. THEN EVERY ONE IS GOING TO CHEER, BECAUSE they’re GONE, and THEN THE LAST victim to GET RID OF IS hannah MONTANA!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [<--- wtf.]"
Seriously. People calling the Jonas Brothers ‘stupid’ when they can’t even criticize with even mediocre spelling.
@Nikki Lizzy: I agree with you, but I get the distinct impression here that Rain is one of those fugly fairytale creatures from Norse mythology – or is at least trying his very hardest to pose as one.
Moral of the story: Don’t feed the troll.
get a life.
the jonas brothers are awesome
yes haleujah smart person
Get a life and some decent taste in music. The Jonas Brothers suck.
okay that’s really funny
but also really rude
you guys are prolly just a bunch of old middle-aged freaks who need to get a life and figure out what’s “cool”.
such as: tokio hotel, jonas brothers
and other teen stars
okay?
Unfortunately, “Cool” is extremely subjective.
I think the Jonas Brothers are cool;
but many other people think otherwise.
Seriously; I’m part of their target audience, and I really, REALLY, want them to go jump in a septic tank while I go enjoy stuff like Star Trek and Invader Zim and Final Fantasy and Die Hard.
~Carnivorous M.~
Okay, like Nikki said, cool is subjective. For instance, I’m 16, and I and most of my friends hate the Jonas Brothers. Also, I’m kinda confused how anyone on here can tell anyone else to get a life. We’re all online posting comments about stupid pictures, however funny they may be, and that to me reeks of hypocrisy if you say someone else here has no life. Or to use your word, “ife”
Just because something is mass marketed by large corporations who want to brainwash you into buying their overpriced products it doesn’t mean that it’s cool.
Also if you are one of the people who actually go out and purchase those products on a regular basis and buy into what the corporations say is cool or what they say you should act like or look like you are really the one with no life (well no life of your own. You just mindlessly follow the consumerist crowd).
P.S. also people with the different tastes than you aren’t old middle-aged freaks who need to get a life”. Actually most people over the age of 12 hate the Jonas Brothers. I happen to be 15 by the way.
Have a nice day.
Oh god I have a monocle that is so awesome.
LOL you’re so stupid I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry. Middle aged people DO NOT LIKE TEENYBOPPER MUSIC. We’re adults now honey, not stupid little tweens with no taste.
Grow up.
Oh dear god not tokio hotel you have to be kidding me. You know the only people who like tokio hotel in german are 10 year old girls? Did you also know that the lead singer is a dude? Yes, his name is bill. He looks like a 10 year old girl. He sounds like a 10 year old girl. People who think they like german rock by listening to tokio hotel suck. Tokio hotel is a crappy excuse for a band.
And andy sandberg is a god. This caption was Bly in reference to the fce, not the source of the picture.
Jonas brothers are an EPIC FAIL x9478358465784592135045617507865076732056237819 times infinity
well, this isnt true.
dont judge them. you dont know them.
dont be stupid and judgemental.
let the jobros do what they want.
you have no impact in their lives anyhow.
so stop.
Why does every2 hate the jo bros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may or may not be stalking this guy. I love Andy!
you jizz in your pants listening to JoBros? fail beyond words!
Andy Samburg is my boyfriend
then you should know that his name is Samberg.
Lmao, jizzing in your pants.
andy sambeg is a hottie
i ment samberg
STOP MAKING FUN OF THEM! So you dont like them, you dont have to make it known my saying bad stuff about them!
thank u sooooooo much! they r my fave band. do u like them?
You both fail. Hard. Almost as hard as the Jonas Brothers.
hey thats just plain mean the jonas brothers are good singers!!!
No, they’re not. You’re just plain stupid.
Jizzing in your pants?
Thats my response…..
I just realized how that sounded. I honestly question how someone human would Jizz in thier pants listening to the jonas brothers.
Not that that is my response when I listen to them If I ever did.
Seriously? I am fourteen, almost fifteen, and I like the Jonas Brothers (for their music, by the way, to the fans who simply life them for thier incredible hotness). Sometimes these are funny…but as for some of them, on many subjects (Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Harry Potter, Twilight) these are just plain STUPID!!!!
wrong. jizzing is DEFINITELY not a side-effect.
Hey Madison
Shutup.
Andy Samberg is hot, and I love him to death. But the Jonas Brothers are gay and I definitely will never jizz cuz of them. Ugly.