YOUR GIRLFRIEND: I could steal her if I wanted to
(Patrick Stewart)
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First!
Five trillion, six hundred and fifty two billion, three hundred and nine million, six hundred and sixty six thousand, one thousand and thirty three thousand, seven hundred and twenty first!
And in addition to my first.
As long as the girlfriend was a Star Trek nerd,chyea,he totally could,he aged muuuuch better that Shatner,though,Shatner was a better captain.
Kirk FTW!
Shatner has aged like a tragedy but I will always be a Kirk fan.
Sisko is more badass than both of them.
Janeway. All the way!
I agree completely! (And everyone knows how important MY opinion is!)
Blasphemy!!!! and Patrick Stewart could most definitely steal some girlfriends. Chicks dig Shakespeare, and Picard was badass.
I disagree that Kirk was a better captain. He was a DIFFERENT captain. But how many red shirts did Kirk loose over 5 years? Do the math and then think “which one would I rather have my son/daughter serving under. Kirk was a loose cannon. Pikard was more thoughtful. As was appropriate for the time frame (Vietnam vs Desert Storm)
He could totally steal me. All he’d have to do is talk. And while Kirk is FTW…he’s now…not so much and kinda crazy.
So Patrick it is.
SAY IT ISN’T SO, I WOUD FOLLOW JEAN LUC ANYWHERE…
Yes… follow… it’s a good view from back there…
Well, he could, but he’d just look like an old pervert.
But a damned lucky rich old pervert with a better car!
Of course! Naturally women are really shallow. They don’t care about the guy, they care about money and cars!
I totally car about him as a man. I’ do him till I broke his hip!
LOL! totally “car” about him? I really hope that was intentional. Made my day!
Hey what makes you think that? Not true of all women.
Dude… screw the car. Have you heard his voice?! It’s the epitome of sophisticated british charm! He’s old enough to be my grandfather but hot damn!
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Haha, but seriously – this only applies if said girlfriend is a Star Trek or X-Men fanatic. I’m thinking the fanboy who made this caption would probably leave his girlfriend for Patrick Stewart.
They could always share…
*brainbleach*
hehe thats funny because he looks like Mr. Clean
Terry O’ Quinn. Deff.
Mr. Clean is totally bald, though. Patrick Stewart has the whole rim-around-the-back thing happening.
Which actually looks good one him. *Drool*
Terry O’ Quinn has the whole badass-old-guy-who-throws-knives-and-talks-to-islands-and-kicks-ass thing going on, or maybe it’s just his character… ButTerry O’ Quinn is pretty effin creepy…
i testify that i have never watched a single episode of star trek in my life, AND Xmen put me to sleep.
I’d do him.
So much eye-candy in that series.
Yeah, he could, but I think he’d prefer to steal my boy friend.
can i be your boyfriend?
*SWOON!*
i saw him in New York once, dude was rockin’ a stash with 3 girls hef style.
Okay – years ago a little girl got up at a Trek convention and asked him to marry her mom because she wanted him as a dad. Stewart replied that he was sorry but he was already happily married – TO A WOMAN.
Sorry, folks, Patrick Stewart is straight.
this is so true LOL im not even a startrek person, but if you’ve seen him in any plays or movies he’s done (like the lion in winter) he is so goddamnsexy is ridiculous…and not fair! a woman ay his age can only hope for “well….your not bad fooor yoour aaage” we can only hope for not hideous!! men ripen with age…*pouts* im listening to a cassette (how retro :O) of him performing the Christmas carrol like how he used to do on stage~ ^o^ amazing man~~
That is like SO true. No matter the age: Patrick Stewart is a stud. Have you ever noticed how he never seems to age? That’s probably because he looked 60 when he was 40, so now that he is 60, he looks his age!
He could steal this wife anyday! Husband knows it too. I keep asking for PS for birthday and Christmas (or any holiday) but never get him
YES YOU CAN
Umm…I’m pretty sure my bf would give me to him!
Hmm…what does that tell us about you as a person…
It tells you that my bf is a sci-di geek who thinks Jean-Luc Picard is God.
I agree with your BF’s assessment.
Actually, Patrick Stewart could not steal my girlfriend from me. She has a baldness phobia.
However, back in the day, Deforest Kelley could have. Easily.
Consider me stolen! *runs away with Patrick*
Even if she’s younger than his grandkids.
It’s not stealing if it jumps willingly into your arms!
That’s kinda true, he could steal me, maybe, but I like older men, so…
When I read this caption, I hear Patrick Stewart saying it. And that make me giggle.
LOL yeah in that sexy drawl of his!! And like the girl above me said, its not really stealing if i jump willingly into his arms!! He guested in an episode of Frasier and its the first time ive seen him in anything other than Star Trek – Patrick Stewart in a tux? OMG *faints from hotness*
Make it so
FTW! Wish i could!
well borrow certainly…..
These are the voyages of the Starship Lack of Enterprise. It’s five year mission to seek out new wigs and new Hair Treatment Centres. To Baldly Go where no man has gone before.
It’s true, he could, and no he’d never looked like some old pervert becuase he’s Patrick freak-Stewart! I’d go, that’s for sure.
Picard was ten times the captain Kirk was.
Kirk was a reckless, skirt-chasing cowboy.
Picard was intelligent, cultured, principled, and experienced.
Sisko was pretty cool too.
Yep. Spock deserved better…
Spock WAS better. Don’t you remember Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan? Spock was captain of the Enterprise-C, training the new crew (including the second chick from Cheers, something-Alley). Then he gives control over to ADMIRAL Kirk and all hell breaks lose. Spock could have handled the whole thing much better.
In case my ability to remember the plot of a Star Trek movie at the drop of a hat doesn’t indicate it, Patrick could totally steal me. I love Picard soooo much more than Kirk. The episode that comes to mind is when a Ferengi steals Luxanna Troi for his wife. Picard has to proclaim his love for Luxanna and threaten the Ferengi to save her. He quotes Shakespeare and it is amazing. Of course Luxanna is Luxanna afterwards. Kirk would just have killed the Ferengi and started a war.
Spock could have HAD better; half the women (and probably several men) wanted into that Vulcan’s pants. They could have renamed the ship USS Spock’s Harem
If I had one….
Tell my bf that yes… yes, he could. But, then, Marina Sirtis could totally steal HIM from ME.
Funniest thing I’ve seen though was Patrick Stewart as Scrooge over Christmas. You’re half expecting him to go “Ahead Warp Factor 6 Mr Spirit” or “Spirit, Make it So!”
I didn’t think Patrick Stewart was an “engage ‘em and leave ‘em” kind of guy.
he could steal me any time
he could steal me anytime
Aye!
And he would get away with it too
win