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With Paris on the boat I take it he’s trying to catch crabs
(Paris Hilton)
Paris says she doesn’t sleep around:
Tell me another one. (via INO)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: KDub
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She’s ugleh
Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece was white as snow
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Noooo, she not ugleh… she unfortunate!
How about … both?
“Unfortunately, she’s ugly.”
How about that?
Perfect.
She’s looking really old in that picture.
thats the first thing i thought also… im like, THATS PARIS?!? SHES AGED!!! =O
I think that guy is looking for a way out.
Right, and like loser dork hiding behind their keyboard wouldn’t drop trou in a heartbeat if she was in their room and offering a hummer.
Thank you very much. People always get jealous of what they do not have, and then they instincively (spelling) start hating it.
You mistake jealousy for pity and mockery.
But then again, mockery tends to spring out of jealousy
Yes, well if I had a dollar for every time I wished I was a lazy-eyed skank-a-saur, I’d probably still be infinity dollars poorer than her.
Btw I actually don’t get the caption, anyone care to explain?
crabs are a small parasite which can grow in pubic hair and can then be transferred by sexual intercourse.
Moreover, “catching a crab” is a vernacular term for accidentally dipping an oar into the water on the backswing, which at high speeds will cause the rower to take a nasty blow, sometimes knocking them clear out of the boat.
It’s a very clever caption, I love it.
Thanks to both of ya, not American myself so..
I just want to know whats so interesting in the water. He’s concentrating pretty hard on it.
Wondering how long Paris can go without breathing?
Amazed at the number of bottom feeders drawn to the surface by the skank stench?
Great Caption.. he probably did catch some crabs.. and he’s wondering how many tabloids he’s gonna be on tomorrow. http://www.youcanquotethis.com
Being totally fair, she can’t have crabs if she shaves her pubes off. I’m not defending her in the least, just stating the obvious.
Nice caption. I genuinely lol’ed
Ick…throw that one back
Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Skankasourus
“Paris says she doesn’t sleep around”
that would require staying at one guy’s place long enough to go to sleep before she goes to the next.
the guy’s thinking: there are two sharks…. if i can throw her in the water… nahhh, they’d spit her out