Everyone loves a slinky you’ve got to get a slinky
(Johnny Depp)
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dude, johnnny depp makes a SLINKY sexy…..lols slinky…..sexy…awkward
And Now, I want a god damn slinky. Thank you very much mister Depp
Because if you’d actually seen this movie, you would know that JDepp is playing a madman.
Because he’s a crazed murderer, and that’s the jingle to the original slinky commercial. You’d know that if you’d seen either one. Noob.
nawt first
i knew it ^^
BOOOO just cuz its depp doesnt make it good.
I beg to differ
i second the begging. in fact, i would motion that anything that depp does is absolute brilliance. i now feel the overwhelming urge to purchase a slinky… i gotta go.
Not everything. He is a butt sucker aka smoker. I couldn’t never see me making out with that!!!!
Double negative… how devious of you.
How is ones opinion and preference devious? Hmmmmm???
Umm…they were saying that the double negative you used when you
said “I couldn’t never see…” was devious. Not your actual opinion.
Ooooooooooh!!!! Duh….I stand corrected. Sorry.
Yes, it does.
I hate you….
what walks down stairs, alone or in pairs?
EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY!
It’s funny if you add this thought-for-the-day:
Some people are like Slinkies …
Not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I’ll have to make a mental note of that gem.
You beat me to it…
I have an uncle like that.
Wow. There must be something really special about that particular slinky. Johnny looks utterly perplexed by it.
This is ironic because my science class just did a project on electromagnetic waves using slinkys.
That’s not really ironic, more like coincidental.
hahahahahaha. i dont know why, but i lold.
Ahh, there’s no such thing as coincidence, as you would should know if you in any way follow the NCIS cult. And for some reason, Irony was the first thing that came to mind.
*sw00ns* over Ducky who was Illya, who was and is still yummy.
Pshh you can have Ducky. Tony is mine!
It’s slinky with a slinky…I love slinkies!!
Y’all can keep the slinky – I’d rather play with Johnny Depp.
I agree 120%
Only if you promise to share.
NOOOO i will not share. u can hav orlando bloom. Depp is MINEEEEEEE!!!!!!
mine i tell u
I don’t like slinky’s but Jonny makes pretty good movies… Which movie was it where someone got killed with a slinky? Anyone remember?
http://www.youcanquotethis.com
I dunno which movie had someone die from a slinky- this scene is from Secret Window. Mort (Johnny’s character) is a writer who kind of goes crazy because of the way he found out his wife was cheating on him. Right here he’s hit writer’s block and reached for a slinky.
true. give me a slinky and nothing gets done.
Two of my favorite cult figures together for my viewing pleasure!
My Dad grew up without seeing a Slinky, then we got one for him for Christmas one year, and he had that same look on his face. Very cute.
Depp is too hot for words to fully describe.
The fact that he really is a great actor is icing.
I restate. EVERYTHING WITH DEPP ISNT AUTOMATICLY PERFECT!
ex-1
He is casted as the mad hatter in the new alice in wonderland by tim Burton.
what would have been better?? CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. he looks like the original drawing and acts weird, like the Right type of mad, the same as the character… that would have been perfect..
ex-2
everyone says he should play the riddler for the next batman.
what would be better?? DAVID BOWIE.. he’s charismatic, enigmatic, HAS TWO DIFFERENT EYES (one regular brown one and one fully dilated blue one.. and that’s natural), looks great even though he’s older, which is more believable than 20-30 year old models, and is a good actor especially for psychological rolls (he was testla in the Prestige)
if depp wanted to show his stuff as an actor he would work on every manurism that heath had and replace him as the joker for when batman goes to arkem asylem for advice. but i mean, REALLY HAVE DOWN THE PART… to the point where everyone who said ‘nah no one could top heath’ will say ‘wow that was scary perfect.’
Now i love depp like any obsessed stalker but he isnt the best for everything.. he could do good but isnt the absolute right choice..
um…
(I know it’s from Wiki, but it was the easiest…)
“When Bowie was fifteen years old, his friend, George Underwood, wearing a ring on his finger, punched him in the left eye during a fight over a girl. Bowie was forced to stay out of school for eight months so that doctors could conduct operations to repair his potentially blinded eye.[11][12] Doctors could not fully repair the damage, leaving his pupil permanently dilated. As a result of the injury, Bowie has faulty depth perception. Bowie has stated that although he can see with his injured eye, his colour vision was mostly lost and a brownish tone is constantly present. Each iris has the same blue colour, but since the pupil of the injured eye is wide open, the hue of that eye is commonly mistaken to be different.[12] Despite the fight, Underwood and Bowie remained good friends, and Underwood went on to do the artwork for Bowie’s earlier albums.”
well judging from most of walken’s films i can’t say he could get the character of the mad hatter down. contrast johnny’s role in say, secret window or something similar to his portrayal of wonka. i think that his range of acting ability is much broader and coupled with his style of method acting he could really pull off a great character for the mad hatter. plus his relationship with tim burton goes so far back that he would probably *get* what burton is going for in this version.
now, im as skeptical about batman as the next person; at first i heard he was doing the penguin.. that was before the characters were finalized. i am really curious to see how this one plays out. are they really going to have someone replace heath? or are they going to just write the joker out?
David Bowie is pretty frickin sweet.
Am I the only one who has seen Labyrinth???
anyone?
well, he is so awesome.
Labyrinth is, undeniably, a great film. Bowie was awesome in it.
However, Johnny would make the better Riddler.
you fail!
Pardon me for breaking away from the slinky-matter. But does any of you happen to know what movie the picture is from? I, as the greatest movie-nerd I know, am truly ashamed to say that I do not recongnize it.
I also bet that as soon as you mention the name of the movie, I will slap my forehead in a delightfully entertaining manner, indicating that somewhere deep inside me I knew the answer all along.
It’s from Secret Window.
A great johnny movie. =]
*slaps blaanam’s forehead*
he wasn’t here to do it.
I need to buy a slinky.
Is that from “Secret Window”?
Man, that movie sucked.
hahahahaha.
no.
it really didn’t.
I don’t want A slinky. I want THAT slinky.
Or the man holding it….
or both. Together….
yum.
slinky, slinky, GO SLINKY GO!
(ace ventura 2, lol)
Awwwwwww!! ^_^
Lol
I need a slinky O_o
Love that movie! Love that face!
boo
Um…don’t you have to go OUTSIDE and have your cancer fix? While you are at it, go play on the freeway, k? Yeah, my healthy lungs thank you.
smoking in public = bad for the 30%+ of Americans with allergies
smoking in private = fine, do what you want to do
If he smokes in private, then I don’t have problems with it.
Actually, I think the Nazis were pro-smoking.
Oh, yeah, sure go ahead. Go kill everyone with your second hand smoke. Because there is NOTHING wrong with that.
heey come on lets not bash smokers, we have feelings too, and what ever happened to the days when smoking was cool i ask you, now everyone wants be healthy and drink less and not smoke and eat healthily, it sickens me i tells ya!!
No they weren’t, you moron, Hitler actually promised each of his lieutenant a golden watch if they quit smoking. Read history..