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Breaking News – Audrey Hepburn just turned over in her grave… And now she’s coming back from the dead to kick Paris’ ass.
(Paris Hilton)
Nice haul, Ms. Hilton:
Paris grabs 30 bags of Sundance swag (via INO)
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That picture makes me sad and angry.
me too.
What the hell is Paris thinking? Nothing she could do, no clothes she could wear, could POSSIBLY give her any class.
Well put.
She already ruined any chances she had at being remotely respectable. I really hate her.
seriously. If hepburn came back from the dead as an ass-kicking zombie metting out justice, She would still look better than Paris Hilton. and of course, be way cooler in many many ways.
But then again, Who Wouldn’t?
Paris ought to have that cigarette holder shoved somewhere inconvenient and pulled out sideways for defiling such a classical, beautiful image. There’s no contest; I’m rooting (or would that be rotting?) for Audrey-zombie to kick this ghoul’s ass.
“If hepburn came back from the dead as an ass-kicking zombie metting out justice, …”
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She would get gypped on the “BRAAAAAINNNS!” part of the deal when she got to Paris.
WIN.
epic win
she looks like the receptionist at a cincinatti cathouse. classy.
OMG TRUE!!!!
That skank is getting desperate to stay in the public eye, methinks! I can’t wait for her 15 minutes to finally be up!
15 mins? it’s been way longer then that. One of these days people are going to notice the stress of being such a moron doesn’t make – what ever the hell attractiveness she had in the first place – her so atrractive anymore
“Class” the one thing I can’t imagine Paris oozing.
WIN
You are forgetting, Paris doesn’t think. I am going to use “A Night in Paris” as the basis for my statement.
“Nothing she could do, no clothes she could wear, could POSSIBLY give her any class”
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Although it must be admitted that this pic is a drastic improvement over her usual look.
she’s still too thin and just.. *shudder* girls and curves sorta go
together right? Her curves have disappeared somewhere. with her intelligence is my best bet.
She probable drank it all away along with her dignity and sense of self-respect.
I just thought of her as a sad shell of a person, now I hate her skinny ass.
Can I lick your head?
she looks like the receptionist at a cincinatti whorehouse. classy.
That is repulsive, up to now she has been easy to ignore, but the bad taste exhibited here will stay with me for along time. Audrey was not only a true beauty (at any age) but an absolute angel of mercy as well.
She was the global embassador to UNICEF. You can read about her work and her legacy here:
http://www.unicef.org/newsline/02pr20audrey.htm
Paris Hilton on the other hand, WAY on the other hand, ok in another universe entirely…is a vapid, greedy, fame-whoring, skanky waste of skin. The only reason she visited a poor country was to improve her image after she got in trouble with the law. Which is vile. She is vile.
Sorry, rant over
Did she actually GO to Africa, like she promised on Larry King?
I know it wouldn’t be breaking news or anything, but the only thing I remember after the show was her showing her ass in random night clubs again.
epik failz…
Paris’s! not Paris’ ass… friken…
At least she didn’t attempt to imitate Marilyn…
or did she?
That was Lindsey Lohan
Lindseys a ginger you dumbass
who died her hair blonde and did a photo shoot resembling (terribly) the late ms monroe. congratulations, youre stupid.
Nicely done.
though i completely agree with the ginger comment being moronic, it’s DYED her hair, not died. if we’re going to choose sarcasm, let us also make sure we can spell. *goes over own sarcastic comment meticulously… excellent.*
kthx
Anna Nicole has impersonated Marilyn Monroe as well. She even lived in her house for a little while.
(Mom tends to watch a lot of “Entertainment Tonight”. Otherwise, I wouldn’t know this. And I’d probably be a better person for not knowing.)
BREAKING NEWS: Breaking news images are old and busted.
Win. Not my favourite though.
paris should be hit by a car for doing this. no one can touch audrey!
oh yeah!! i was named after her. she rocks so hard the ground shakes. and knocks paris’ brain outta the tree its been hiding in. i would gladly hit her with my car. lol
wait wait did i miss something?? paris hilton actually has a brain now?? that should be a breaking news headline
You have got to be kidding me! This makes me more angry than anything she has ever done. Audrey Hepburn was one of the most beautiful women that ever lived…How dare she think she could even come CLOSE to Audrey’s class!
Paris Hilton and ‘class’ don’t go in the same sentence together.
Sure it does!
“The stench of Paris Hilton’s wallered-out rotten cooter is in a class by itself”
Win!
Sure it does: Paris Hilton in the “special” class. She got there on the short bus.
How about ‘obedience class’?
Burn this woman, with like, flames and stuff.
with bleach and the fire of a thousand stars!
Centuries ago such an act of defilement and total disrespect would have resulted in accusations of witchery and she would have been burned at the stake. I say that is a tradition worthy of bringing back from the dark ages for special occasions such as this, and the world can celebrate as Paris writhes in pain and her screams are consumed by the flames.
-we could also roast marshmellows
Lol WIN at the punch line there
Burn the witch!
How do you know she’s a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
…
I got better…
i was hoping someone would come up with this once the subject turned to witch burnings… yay!
WIN!
Paris set off the “KILL” response. Audrey Hepburn has every right to come back from the dead to kick her ass.
Wouldn’t that make such an awesome movie if she did, though? >:3 Audrey pwns Paris even when she’s dead!
Maybe if we start IGNORING her, she’ll go away?! Why does she continue to get press even though no one likes her??
Because people need anti-icon to bash so they feel better about themselves. Sense the ironic tone by the way: I AM one of those perfectly average persons that enjoy trashing unworthy celebs occasionally. What can I say: human nature! Because we hate some people, we just love picking on them, no matter how corny or sterile it might seem.
hence, the britney’s new look episode of south park. hauntingly, true, in a subtle sort of way.
Using “subtle” and “South Park” in the same comment (if not sentence). Forward, in a way…
Schadenfruedian slip?
Or Schadenfreudian. Either one.
ha ha agreed. i love that word.
That would be enjoying other people sufferance, not the same.
*people’s
Smart person hurting my brain.
You know what this makes me?
MAKES ME PAY A DAMN ASSASSIN TO KILL THIS …. I don’t even have a WORD to describe her- it!!
i think i´m going to cry… or throw up… but i´m not sure which…
why not both?
Yeah, like Cris ‘Leave-Britney-Alone’ Crocker?
*cries and throws up just thinking about it*
this is disgusting.
Paris needs to be shot.
Calista Flockhart did a photo shoot where she wore the same dress and similar makeup etc. as Audrey in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Frankly, she looked scarier. Why does every girl think she can be Holly?
ewww, both calista and paris need a double cheeseburger. with bacon.
Screw those two! I’LL take that double cheeseburger with bacon. Thank you
Does anyone know if Hilton actually had this done or not? I can’t tell if it’s a photoshop or not. If not, it indicates that she or “her people” are watching lolcelebs.
I don’t think it’s that bad, compared to photo’s of her partying her ass (and her clothes and decency) off.
Yeah, it’s only a mockery of decency. It’s only a total tribute of disrespect created by a delusional ego maniac who has no sense of right or wrong, who has done nothing in attempt to be a productive human being, is a degradation to the female gender, an absolute hypocrite, a liar, a two faced, animal abusing, lazy, untalented psychopath. A psychopath who can only get press coverage because people love to be angry and no one on the face of this Earth could possibly make anyone angrier than the under-handed, low life pictured here in clothing and accessories in a style originally sported by a woman of intelligence, class, and talent simply in the mind-frame that she believes that her money that her grand father made from working hard… makes her as a desirable human being to behold as Hepburn, which is the precise opposite of the truth. Whereas the pictures of her half naked, drunk and high only display to us the truth about her less than stellar sense of morals and self-respect as they truly are.
It’s only blasphemy. Really, not at all that bad.
I applaud you. Best comment here.
GROSS
I just did a combination of throwing up in my mouth and dying inside after seeing this.
Fail
I’m so damn sick of these stupid “breaking news” captions.
Breaking News – stop being lazy, it’s not extra funny!
FAIL
then don’t comment on them.
Do we see YOU making any EPIC WINS? NO! Breaking news: No ones forcing you to come here, so STFU
Looks like someone photoshopped her trademark droopy eyelid. Huh.
im pissed about this one. no one should ever try and re do anything audrey, and it should NEVER EVER be done by someone as whore-ible as paris.
Look at Paris, then look at her sister (who doesn’t routinely appear in public looking like ridiculousness personified, and doesn’t look like she’s possessed of some form of subtle birth defect).
Easy to tell who got all of the looks and brains in that family.
I wonder if Paris actually looks at herself and thinks of how great she is and how much the world loves her…she MUST know that we all think she’s horrible, right?…..Right?
Braaaaaaains *knocks on Paris’ head* Braaaaaaaaains
you won’t find any, love
*shudder*
FAIL!!!
i bet if we had the same ‘razzi then like we do now, we’d have the exact same opinion of audrey.
You are so right, sir. Audrey Hepburn was a shameless skank ho when no one was looking. And Paris Hilton is a talented, refined woman without a camera around. We have been so blind.
You know, it took me a moment to realize you were being sarcastic.
omg me too. but when i realized…
WIN!
This is blasphemy!
I’m sad now.
We all are, sweetie. The world frowns upon this with you.
Paris Hilton, a real-life ditzy socialite who has traded sex for notoriety, dressed up as Holly Golightly, a fictional ditzy socialite who traded sex for money.
Yeah, this is SO inappropriate.
I must say, bwhahahahahaha
Paris Hilton is a festering sore on the genitalia of humanity.
true because she’s been with that many people
This is the second pretty picture I’ve ever seen of Paris.
Wow…what an insult to all that is classy.
$20 on Audrey
I think I just burped a little vom in my mouth. There should be warnings before pages that have images of this skank load.
honestly, in the face of ruining the moment by saying this, I think Audrey Hepburn had more tact and integrity than to whack a woman, or spend her time on trash like this. She would probably say something like, “in thanks for your homage to my greatness, I bought you a gift…’ and then present her with a giant gift certificate for Obedience School for Dogs
first of all: WIN.
second of all, im not sure if Audrey was above whacking dogs. (A.K.A. paris)
Kill it! For the love of God and all that is holy kill it!
I need to go watch Breakfast at Tiffanys now and cry my eyes out because this is evil!
She has a lazy eye…
OMFGrestingsosweetlyinLOLCATHell, what is this stupid dirty ugly slut thinking? Who has convinced her she is more than mere garbage? She’s a used condom, a real life Mr. Hankey. She might be legendary at the clinic, but not in the public eye.
Shinya did it BETTER and he’s a MAN
this is heresy..
I believe this should fall under Failblog as “Classy: Failing in Epic Proportions”
The only person that I can see doing this and making me more indignant is Amy Winehouse.
Oh my God… This makes me so very angry. So very, very angry… What the hell was she thinking? Never will that dumb bimbo ever have as much class as Audrey Hepburn! Ever! Jeez, this is possibly the biggest insult you could throw to someone… I hope that Miss Anorexic Hilton pays for this dearly.
I remember the first time I saw Breakfast at Tiffanys. I was 6yrs old? Then I saw it again when I was about 10 and of course I understood it better but that didnt matter. I knew at 6 that Audrey Hepburn was one of the most beautiful, classy, talented women of that era or any other era for that matter. I believe Ms. Hiltons need to re-do this image stems from a deep seeded need to be like Audry because she knows deep down inside that she could never in a million lifetimes be anything like Audry. Paris is heartless, soulless, mindless, brainless and a Sociopath because she truly doesnt care about right from wrong or who she hurts.That is evidenced by the fact that this photo has been re-done at all. This photo…the original image of Audry that is…. is iconic!! Women and even girls know this image even today. It is classic and timeless and beautiful and speaks to something in us (women/young women) for whatever reasons. Be it that we wish we had Hollys carefree spirit or Audreys timeless class and beauty because it was one that was transcendant of the character(s) she played.
Ms. Hilton needs to be schooled (and I dont mean in a building for higher learning) on the finer art of dealing with the public and her so called publicist(s) should be drawn, quartered, bent, folded, spindled, and mutilated right along with her and this photo and whomever put the idea into Paris head that defiling such a classic image along with the memory of the woman who made it so….was a good thing to do; should be sent to a North Korean re-education center….a/k/a a labour camp…never to be seen or heard from again!! They should also take Paris with them, making the world a better place and possibly teaching Paris some valuable life skills!
Audrey had such a cool, smooth, high look and such a distinct carriage.
Paris looks like she’s trying to heard. Bleech.
BTW, what, technically, is that stick thing supposed to be…?
I believe its supposed to be a cigarette holder. It LOOKS like a version of a French tickler…and knowing Paris….who knows!!
Someone needs to tell her that class isn’t class when she’s trying to mooch of someone else’s. This is an insult to Audrey Hepburn. And the nerve, and utter arrogance of thinking that she could be comparable to such an iconic, beautiful woman! This is what is wrong with with the world today.
…And her eyes look like lizard eyes. Anyone else notice that?
That’s SO disrespectful.
OH. MY. GOD. She has got NOTHING on Audrey and if I ever happen to come within 15 feet of her, I’m kicking her ass.
Audrey Hepburn! That is the only woman who could pull of this look without looking snobby! that woman is, yes IS, time-less, while you, Paris, will be forgotten by tomorrow, BLAH!
i could help you on that one?!??
One thing Paris has that none of the people commenting on this photo: a life. Seriously people… do you know how many girls dress up like Audrey Hepburn for Halloween? You all have too much time on your hands and no real reason to justify hate for someone you don’t know.
o-o;;; one eye is looking at the camera and the other is looking off to the side… I mean wow >_>
OH gad, Paris just killed Class.
Oop! Didn’t go over my spelling errors.
*Oh god
That is so awful my mind cannot even fathom it! How could she? More importantly, who does she think she is? That is just despicable.
HO…LY…Crap, is she serious?!?! This is an atrocity, an outrage, a sin against…Everything. To make Paris Hilton look even remotely like Audrey Hepburn one of the most beautiful, sophisticated, classy, likeable, perfect woman ever to have become famous is simply Horrible. (can you tell this upsets me?)
What. The. HELL.
Audrey Hepburn is currently drilling her way to China.
Oh my gosh who does she think she is?!? No one could ever even come close to Audrey Hepburn! She was the epitamy of beauty, grace, and class. It makes me sick that someone like paris hilton would even think of doing something like that! Its an abomination. Stupid idiot should be severely punished for even thinking she could look even close the classiest woman ever to live. Makes me want to punch her in the face. >:-[ UGH!!
why do the worst people in the spotlight have to impersonate the people that actually achieved something in their lifetime this world has seriously gone to the dogs
kk, uall need to leave the girl alone. Maybe you dont consider her classy but she’s just living her life, something uall need to learn to do instead of running ur mouths on here. Regardless shes out there living her live unaware of ur existence. So do ur self a favor n fall off the face of earth….bahaha
LOLOLOL!!! from now on when you have to spell it you’ll be all… “die…. nooo…. DYED. yeah. that B*tch amber. hate her.” haaaa. glad you had a since of humor though. (see what i did there? cute, huh) lol
i did that on purpose sooo no spelling nazis. lol
I see what you died there
Media doesn’t work like that
What about: Audrey hepburn came back from the dead to completely destroy paris hilton, who made audrey hepburn lovers everywhere vomit uncontrolably? (yeah i know alot of the words are spelled wrong, no spelling nazis plz
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