WATER: It’s witches that melt in it, not vampires. Take a shower, dude.
(Robert Pattinson)
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Don’t care, still sexy!!
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thank you! someone finally agrees! all i hear in comments of Rob Pattinson comments are how they don’t like him! I think he is very hot
Not so hot as the phantom of the Opera. (with his mask on, in the 2004 film)
grrrrrrrrrrrr
Gerard Butler as the Phantom was hot, sure, but he couldn’t sing worth anything. And Robert Pattinson is, in my opinion, not terribly attractive to begin with, but add on the fact that he doesn’t wash his hair? *shudders*
I was watching that the other day…
I quite liked his singing (but not at the end when he’s all growly) “Music of the night” and a’ that…
The Phantom was much nastier in the book tho…
I love that movie. Totally hotter than Robert, who not only does not bathe, but in my opinion looks like a child predator or a homeless guy.
excellent comparison, lol
lol child predator w/ a sexy bod
So easy, a caveman can do it. Mr. Pattinson here is therefore lower on the evolutionary scale than a Neandertal.
Explains how he got himself into this franchise in the first place.
Okay dude I totally agree with you on this one, Butler has an amazing voice and he’s totally hot!!!!!
Libbey, get your eyes checked, darlin’. You’d take Mr. ‘I-Glitter-In-Sunshine-Instead-Of-Crumbling-To-Dust’ over David ‘Timey-Wimey’ Tennant?
Really?
I mean…ew!
i prefer edward(rob).
same here.
He looks like every other guy in the world, and no idiot on the red carpet would do their hair like that with gel. He needs to wash that greasy looking hair, get a shave and change into some better clothes.
And it’s hard to take you seriously with spelling like that.
okay, I second that. I agree with libbey 100% robert is sexy the haters are just people who are jealous of him
He looks gay.
What does gay look like?
Him?
LOL. he does sorta look gay-ish.
why? just because he has a symmetrical face and good clothes, that makes him gay?
That is an insult to gayness, seriously this guy needs a shower. I totally agree with the caption!
ya y does beauty make him gay???!!!?!?!
He’s at least seen one up close.
gay looks like robert pattenson
he does…:)
i honestly can´t think of a single person hotter than him… seriously. i can´t find any flaws no matter how hard i try.
He has bushy eyebrows.
His lips are kinda thin.
And he’s got that open shirt with the pubes of a 14 year old boy on his chest thing going on.
Oh, and, his hair looks like something a’la “There’s something about Mary”, bukaki style.
it all looks fine to me. men with thin eyebrows and big lips are way ugly in my opinion, and i hate crazy chest hair… the hair´s crazy but it´s not that bad.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Nooooo……
He’s just so.. squinty. His eyes are small and look a bit swollen, like he’s recovering from a bar fight. His nose is a weird shape, and not in the quirky, cute way of David Duchovny. More of a hook nose.
I really don’t see anything appealing about him. Maybe it’s because he looks a fair bit like the ass that stalked my good friend.
in this picture yeah, but in the movies and in most of his photos, his eyes are normal. his nose is absolutely perfect!
maybe he just looks good to me because he is exactly what i envisioned in the book, so i am bound to be a little biased
Mmmm David Duchovny….
same here. but of course I don’t want to try to look for any flaws cuz i know he’s flawless and I love him. he’s so dreamy.
Taylor Lautner looks far better than HIM especially in this photo. Like ew look at it him ><
rob is hotter than taylor!! taylor looks like he;s freakin 13!! rob is 23 and looks like it. and he EFFING SEXYYYYY!!
i can…jacob…..
taylor lautner
yes. yes he is. HIS STUBBLE IS SO DAMN SEXY! But, my heart belongs to Taylor. Nothing like a werewolf to keep you warm at night.
okay, i don´t know how old you are, but really?! taylor?! he looks like a little kid… 13 tops.
Werewolves>Vampires
but:
Edward>Jacob
Also,
Twilight>A lot of teen books
but
Dracula>Twilight
very well put!
TEH WINNER IS YOU!
Accurate and concise, well put indeed.
I’ll have to disagree with the first statement though.
Ah, that would be Twilight’s Werewolves and Vampires…
*those would be
Ah, ok, I thought in general. Can’t say if I agree then, I didn’t read the book yet, and I don’t intend to see the movie.
people who haven´t read the book shouldn´t see the movie… they hate it.
you have to read the book to get it…. and to love it…and to obbsess it….
Also, very well put. I’m not sure I agree with the first one though… I’m a Twilight(BOOK) fan, what can I say? -shrugs-
Also,
Twilight movie>Eragon movie
There is no contest on that one.
liar!!!!
cold night warm werewolfs….
i agree with you i mean rob is hot. he doesnt look like he needs to was, he looks clean lol.
I so agree lol
amen to that.
amen.
Yeah sexy beast, So is JACOB BLACK !! total twilight fanatic!!!!!
so you dont care if he reeks and has greasy hair and horrible hygiene, just as long as he’s [not very] sexy?
check your priorities
no not really.
He was a wizard too.
Thank you! I was hoping someone would catch that.
yeah, but a wizard who was called slow, only liked because he was nice and attractive, and got killed by Wormtail.
yes he was….he is good at playing mithical creatures…..
Why does everyone think he’s dirty? His hair? Have you seen the solid hairspray helmets most stars have in place? It’s product people, product on his hair!
The dirty comments stem from his poor hygiene habits, which he has admitted to. He doesn’t like showering.
Kristen Stewart complained about his b.o on several talk shows as did a few other Twilight stars
That is awsome… if it’s true any way. Makes him a typical guy, even if he does have fangirls chasing him.
“Hmm sleep another thirty minutes or take a shower?”
*slaps snooze button*
Maybe I am lucky that I know clean guys. Still most of my male friends are gamers, you know a group that is often commented on for their lack of personal hygiene and they actually showered.
people are picking away at anything they possibly can, even when it´s not there. the opposition to twilight is more insane than the fangirls at this point.
Blame that on the fangirls.
actually, i blame it on people who are so high and mighty they will take any chance to take a swing at pop culture cuz that´s what all the cooool people do. this hasn´t just happened with twilight. anything that shows a bit of populatiry must be deemed uncool because it´s too mainstream for all those “nonconformists”. if there is anything more retarded than liking something in excess, it is hating something simply because others like it.
Amen! While I admit that I’m not a fan of Twilight (cuz of the fangirls who tell me I’m stupid just because I haven’t read it, and the idea of sparkly vampires makes me laugh uncontrollably.), if someone is a fan (read not a fangirl) I won’t give them a hard time about it (except for sparkly vampire jokes).
I get crap all the time because while I listen to ALL types of music, I do tend to like mainstream stuff and as a result..quite a few of my ‘nonconformist’ friends give me a hard time about it. I just turn up the music and sing a little louder. Usually shuts ‘em right up.
lol. nice becki.
yeah. it’s always like that. It’s like me and u think alike sometimes kelly.
I hate this book and movie not because other people like it, but because I thought it was written poorly and wasn’t at all realistic in the fact that Bella thinks its romantic that he knows where she lives and watches her sleep at night and follows her around. I, as well as most people, would be scared by this, and would NOT follow him into the woods, or get into his van for candy, for that matter.
Witches also float in water.
If they weigh more than a duck!!!
And if you can make a bridge out of them.
None Shall Pass!
Dude, please. Stop quoting a group that was known for their spontaneousness.
Quoting them doesn’t make you funny. It makes you somebody pissing on the corpse of a metaphorical pope.
*rolls eyes*
Quoting them only makes us fans. Complaining about it doesn’t make you any deeper. Loosen up, “dude”.
I thought it was pretty funny.
yay anonymous
Didn’t XKCD say that a long time ago? Only about how people quote it out of context?
and churches!!!
“There’s Something About Mary II: It’s In Rob’s Hair Now!”
*chokes on her yoghurt*
he’s a tool. a massive tool.
He makes me week in my knees!
Awwwww.
I meant “weak”.
My bad.
~*~DrEaMy~*~
That’s caused by the putrid green fog around him. Step away and you might feel better.
This guy = douche. A shower is not going to help that.
Ironically, “douche” is french for “shower”.
dueche is german for shower as well. the spelling looks off because the ue stands for a u with an umlaut, i’m too lazy to write the html to make it right.
I don’t speak german, but if Anglophones use the french spelling, there must be a reason. I’ve always wondered what was the origin of the use of “douche” or “douche bag” as an insult…
A douche is that thing used to clean out a girl’s lady parts, isn’t it?
yeah I can see the association of ideas between personal hygiene and dirty slang, but still, doesn’t make sense to me. What if we said “You’re a tampon!!”…?
“You’re a dirty tampon” works.
because you would be forever known as “that guy would said ‘your a tampon!’” and the curse would live on to you and your grandbabies, and your grandbabies grandbabies and so on and so forth*
*disclaimer to all those douche-nozzles who are going to get mad at this,
its called humor.
I think I could live with that. BTW how much does a “douche-nozzle” score on a douche scale? (ok, ok, I’ll stop already)
Except that tampon is French for plug. So he’s a plug.
Or a pad. Which in this case would make more sense (or wouldn’t it?)
Yes. Rob Pattinson absolutely needs to take a shower.
…With me, preferably.
LOL! Well said. The only comment that’s made me laugh yet.
And…well…I prolly wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eatin crackers, either. ‘Specially if he was all whispery sultry and using his own accent. waahhhh.
Oh geez, and I’m drooling. That was attractive. Damn my niece for getting me hooked on this blessed series! *sigh*
WOW. Funny picture and caption. But I have to say I am VERY disappointed with how people over react to something as meaningless as a picture. Pathetic. I myself am a fan of Twilight. I am NOT a screaming fan girl but I enjoyed the movie. If you would just stop and look at the PICTURE instead of the COMMENTS then maybe people would find some humor in it. Either you like Twilight or you don’t. And bashing it or screaming that you love it isn’t going to change how people feel about it. So go ahead bash and scream and yell all you want but you’re wasting your time. Oh and if this comment offended you in some way go ahead yell at me. I DON’T CARE!!!! Because unlike some people I will not be coming back here because I will be moving on in my life. So SEE YA!!!!
(this comment is NOT directionally pointed to the person above me)
Mmh… Doesn’t it sound contradictory to overreact to people overreacting?…
Nice rant, but I agree with DaYaoi. At first it was okay, but at the head I think your head blew off. I know you’re prolly gonna see this, because people that claim they’re not coming back always do. (psst, if you reply you might give yourself away)
Don’t worry, people who come back after saying they wouldn’t usually sign in as “anonymous”.
i agree with this. people are going out of control with all this nonsense. of course everything that has even the slightest bit of popularity has to be bashed down by people who want to feel superior. we are all fans of something.
Uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm…………okay.
what are you people going on about? he looks fine. he just has awesome hair.
He is perfection personified…
Lol at saying you’re not a “screaming fan girl” and then typing an entire paragraph. You make me laugh x3
Oh come on he cut it ages ago.But actually I think he has to grow it back by March for when they start shooting the new movie.
Ugh, how is this guy hot again? >_>
He’s barely decent looking, there are so many better looking guys out there.
As said on twilightsucks.com, Bella and Edward aren’t characters: They’re blank slates for putting yourself in their position. <– THAT’S where you get crazy fangirls. They don’t love Twilight, they love Edward. They obsess with him and of course Rob Pattinson.
Twilight is crack for teens, haha.
“They don’t love Twilight, they love Edward.”
this is true, but there is a reason. the story itself is poor, but at least it has a really strong male lead who is practically perfect in every way… he´s like mary poppins if mary poppins was a sexy man
, and this counts for more than just the physical aspect that rob brings to the table. of course girls would fall in love with his personality. i can´t imagine anyone who wouldn´t.
I’m sorry, but I just read your previous comments about how you weren’t a fangirl, but then you say this man who played in ONE very popular movie as the lead (I’ve seen Harry Potter too) is “practically perfect”? Sounds pretty fangirl-ish to me…
I agree. It takes more than a starring role in a popular movie to be practically perfect. You need the whole package. You need talent and good looks, but more importantly, you need a good heart, a kind spirit, and a good sense of humor.
Simply being pretty just doesn’t cover it.
I didn’t. For me he is physically unattractive, and has the personality of an ant.
kelly, do you HEAR you? a “strong male lead” who’s “practically perfect” is called boring. perfect is dull, and has no character depth; it takes no talent to write about the “perfect” man because you just have him do whatever would make you swoon. wow, i would love it if a real guy did that, sort of thing. but no-ones like that, and so you get this cheesy romance novel for tweens. ok, done ranting, i’m normally very rational
That’s an interesting thought. I think you are on to something.
Now I know the secret to writing a blockbuster! Thanks!
About the blank slates, I think you’re only half right there, they’re not both blank slates for putting yourself in their position, one’s a blank slate and the other is just some kind of image/fantasy created for girls to obsess over… If there was a guy who actually did put himself in that position, then he’s probably been nominated for the biggest douche in the universe award
I find it disturbing that appearance is considered important enough in our society that people come on here and FIGHT about whether someone is good looking or not. Why can’t we just calm down and accept that what attracts one person can repel another? If we all were after the exact same features, we’d all end up inbred.
because since it´s trendy to hate anyone famous and popular, people can nit-pick about anything.
So that means it’s okay for me to dislike him because he’s a talentless hack that will disappear back into obscurity once the teenage girls lose interest?
That’s not fair. I’m not into the Twilight thing – I haven’t read or seen it and I don’t want to, nor do I find this guy enormously attractive OR unattractive, but I don’t think it’s fair to say he is talentless and will never do anything better than this. There’s not really any basis for that. You’re just making an example out of what Kelly said.
the question is: is he really talentless? or are you just blowing this whole thing out of proportion because anything popular annoys you? i thought it was hilarious when people started saying titanic was bad just because it was getting too popular.
Hey, thanks for being hypocrites, you two! Decrying what I say, and yet try to lump me in with a bunch of people I don’t belong in, just assuming I don’t think he has talent because he’s popular. I don’t think he has talent, because I don’t think he has talent. Period.
I actually *liked* Titanic, thankyouverymuch. It was a moving story, the music was beautiful and the effects were great.
What irks me is when great actors are often ignored for the sake of the pretty flavor of the month. My opinion on his talent is based on my observations.
So, to turn the statement around on you and see how you feel when the shoe is on the other foot…I’m willing to bet you like him because you think he’s pretty. That’s it.
I mean, c’mon. The movie was meant for a teen heartthrob. It was based off a book written for teen girls. Don’t start getting uppity when some of us only see him as what he was meant to be.
Kelly, um, how do I say this?
GET OFF THE SOAP BOX!!!
You are beginning to repeat yourself.
You’ve said the same thing for the past 3 or 4 of your comments.
ugh the stubble isn’t so bad (I like men with stubble, thanks), but the hair could use a lot of work.
I’m sorry, but how psychotic and/or blinded by fandom do you have to be to look at this picture and deny that there’s something going wrong with his hair there? Worship this guy in whatever fangirlish way you want to, but come on… At least be sane enough to realize his hair looks daft here. Please?
his hair looks awesome! flat hair sucks
Don King gets you hot, doesn’t he?
lol yeah.
If you want something seriously sexy I’d suggest googling Mat Devine.
Agreed!
Oh, look, it’s the flavor of the month. Not sure what anyone over 18 sees in that dirty, stoned looking little boy, but…to each his or her own. He’ll be gone in a couple years anyway. At least until they stop making Twilight movies.
I prefer my men to be, you know…men. Men that bathe, preferably.
what´s more man than what you see here? does he have to be butch and sweaty? no thank you.
Um…no, not sweaty. Hence why I said, “MEN THAT BATHE”. Good grief. When I say men, I mean chronologically. It gives me the heebees just *thinking* about women my age…thirty-somethings…wanting to bang this guy. Even worse are the forty-somethings that lust after this guy and willingly call themselves cougars like it’s a good thing.
I’ll leave him to the teen girls, thanks.
No, because you’d rather have him the way he is.
gay and stupid.
Yeah…I like grunge guys, but him…he’s just….As far as I’m concerned he died when Cedric did
the messiness is damn sexy
hahahahaha so true!!!! haha
you guys are just jealous of my future husband and current boyfriend
Uh….yyyyyeah. Okay.
your future husband and current boyfriend is GAY…GET YOUR FACTS STRAIT!!!
Ick…there are so many stars hotter (and a hell of a lot more hygienic than him. Thank God for David Tennant and other sexy Scots, Brits, Americans, et al. That child is not that great. Hellmy boyfriend’s hotter than him. Besides, the boy has been in what….two movies? Yeah….come back when you’ve got a longer list that doesn’t include ‘sparkly vampire.’ plzkthx.
Looks better with photoshop filters applied
Hangover maybe?
I love Twilight, but that guy looks ugly when hes not in twilight!
D: \
Sorry…
That’s probably because he bathes and combs his hair when he’s filming.
However, Vampires DO disintegrate in the sun. RUN!!!
Yes, they do. That’s one of the reasons why I disliked the book.
real Vampires don’t sparkle, they neither can have kids!
I agree. The sparkling vampires scare me…
mmmm dirtyness nevar luked so smexi >:3
I think his hair stands up like that because its…nevermind! *shudders*
First off: I really do like the Twilight books, but then I’m fourteen.
Second: I AM NOT A FANGIRL.
Third: Robert Pattinson should: a.)shower b.)comb his freaking hair c.)stop posing for pictures, because there are a ton of hotter guys that wouldn’t be wasting film
Fourth: I don’t think he’s gay, and I hate it when people use ‘gay’ as an insult.
Fifth: You guys are right, vampires shouldn’t glitter or sparkle. It’s sort of wimpy, if you ask me. Turning to dust is much cooler, and a bit more of an incentive to stay out of the sunlight than GLITTERING.
Sixth: I think drooling over him is totally moronic. Yes, you think he’s hot, that’s nice, WE DON’T CARE.
Seventh: Twilight-movie-sucked.
Eighth: I wonder if he does his hair like that because he wants to look taller, and the unclean look is just a bonus, or something.
Okay, I’m done!
dear harlow who posted on may 27 2009…
i agree with u 100% im mean really` its just a movie! people need to get over it. sparking?? really?????? omg soo dumb. dont want the next movie to cum out. and hes not HOT AT ALL~
I must admit that I do want the next movie to come out. The twilight movie DID suck, but when you compare it to other movies based off books, it was pretty good. Take Eragon, for example. Movie completely destroyed the book. I mean, at least in Twilight they followed the storyline.
Having enjoyed the books, I kinda want to see what they leave out in the movie. It’s the kind of thing I’d watch just to see how much they screwed up.
Curiosity compels me to want to see it… Even though i know I’m not going to like it all that much…
…I Don’t See Why People Think He’s Hot. Edward’s Kind Of… Like… Old Now. They Really Overdid The Twilight Books. But Anyways, It’s Just My Opinion. But If You Guys Love Him, Then That’s Your Opinion ^^.
I can’t understand why people find him ugly? I’d say he’s good-looking. I wouldn’t go crazy over him or anything though. I do agree, however, the movie sucked, the books were poorly written and they’re like literary crack for teenagers. And a shower every now and then couldn’t hurt. ;]
OMG DUDE HE IS SOOOOOO HAWT!!!!
Showers. Guys with faces like that can go without one and still look sexy.
STILL VERY SEXY!!!
I agree to disagree. In some versions vampire -do- get hurt by water, due to its purifying effects and all…
But I’d be the first in line to test that one on him XD*imagines him melting away* lawl.
He looked more attractive when he was still Cedric. And vampires don’t sparkle.
He looks just right! Besides that he´s a good actor, sings a talented musician and makes a nice impression in artikels. And greasy hair doesn´t mean he doesn´t use the shower, just that he skips the shampoo.
And if you don´t like him, that´s fine – leave him to me
I don’t know if someone has already said this, but I’m not going to go through all those comments to check, so here goes –
His bad hygiene is for reals, but Rob said he only doesn’t shower to scare away fan girls. Sucks to be smelly, but a stalked man’s gotta do what a stalked man’s gotta do.
On a separate note… He’ll always be Cedric Diggory to me. ;P
Same here, Pixie.
I dont get how people like him. I’ve heard he doesnt have a good personality either.