Breaking News – Billy Mays contracts laryngitis – millions rejoice.
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Jeebus, stop yelling at me, Billy Mays!
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION
THOSE RESURANT MINI BURGERS EVERYONE LOVES!
I would TOTALLY have Billy Mays’ bastard love child !!!!
That man is HOT !!!!!!
Wow, now that I’m ‘first’, I dunno what to say that won’t make me sound like a raving idiot-moreso than usual, that is. I’ll just sit up here…you know, it’s lonely at the top.
oh wtfkfcbbq of course it took me 10 seconds to type that and johnny’s girl pwnd me
I just really didn’t want to see a “first” up there. No hard feelins.
And Billy really needs to quit yellin. He’s so not gellin.
Missed it by THAT much………… LOL
awesomeness, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!
You think THIS guy is loud?! Just Google “Roberto da Crema” and you’ll see!!!
Is there anything this guy won’t schill for?
I’d still rather see him than Vince the ShamWow guy. He’s just creepy
Vince also does the ShamWow in Espanol. It’s friggin amazing. His eye (just one) is all squinty and he sounds whiter than it’s possible when speaking spanish.
got a link to spanish vince? The world needs to see this
lolololololololol i saw right now it so friggin’ funny but I admit he talks pretty well.
Have yo seen the commercial for the slapchop? Lol.
you’re gonna love my nuts
Hahaahh… LINGUINE! FETTUCCINE! MARTINI!! BAHH–KINNI!!
HEHEHEEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!
“your gonna love my nuts!!”
Never trust anyone with a beard and hair like that boys and girls.
And all the people said “Amen!”…can I get a witness??
Hell yeah!
LAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEE
Sorry, were you saying lame, or lay me?
were you saying ‘dome’ or ‘do me’?
*snerk*
both?
Yeah but the bad news: that sham-wow guy is going to take over all of Mays’ commercials.
I’m going to have nightmares now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I don’t know which one is worse!!
“There’s a kind of hush….all over the world tonight…”
*snort* *choke* hahahahaha! Good one!
Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in The Farce, as if Billy Mays cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced. I fear something wonderful has happened.
HUZZAH!
If only this were true. *sniffle*
HALLELUJA
That guy has the loudest voice ever.
I can’t help wondering when I look at Billy Mays: if his beard is that full that when shaved down it’s still such an impenetrable black mat… what does his BACK look like???
Wish I knew how to do the “breaking news” banner thingy at at the bottom of the shot. I LOVE that!
His mouth area is essentially a thick, hairy loud and annoying LOLcat.
and i want to kiss it
LMFAO!!!
What else is new? Billy’s always had laryngitis, which is why his voice is scratchier than his beard. If he DIDN’T have laryngitis, he’d probably shake apart the building whenever he talked.
Hmm… If people think he’s loud then they haven’t met – “HELLO THIS IS BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS CILLIT BANG”. I wonder who thought of the name Cillit Bang. One spelling mistake and you could be bugg…. er brought in front of a judge for indecency
I dunno, Shamwow Vince may be worse.
Every time his commercials come on i feel like someone’s mad at me. . .
l……o…….l. thats all i can say
billy mays needs to die……now that i mention it, so duz my fricken math teacher!
How’s your math teacher lately?
Billy’s not doing too well…
That’s not a good comment you know. What if you found your father is unresponsive and is dead…
u suck. he’s dead and he had a three year old daughter who will not have a father for the rest of her life. he won’t be able to see her grow up, he will not walk her down the aisle at her wedding, he won’t be there for her children. u are a freaking scumbag.
i hope u feel horrible now that he is dead…..your soul has now been emptied
Lol fail
dude, he is getting his own T.V show with the guy that promotes the “kazam” or whatever it’s called cleaner. that show will only be good on an acid trip.
Britain has one of him
He’s called Barry Scott
If Billy Mays got laryngitis, I would start dancing…
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND I WANT TO SELL YOU SOME CRAP THAT NOBODY REALLY WANTS!!! AND IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, WE’LL THROW IN DOUBLE OF THE PRODUCT, SO YOU CAN HAVE TWICE AS MUCH USELESS CRAP IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
RIP Billy….
kinda makes you feel bad if you laughed at this
–R.I.P.
June 28th, 2009
WHY SHOULD WE FEEL BAD ABOUT LAUGHING AT BILLY’S SCREAMING? IT’S WHAT MADE HIM SO GREAT!
HE WILL BE MISSED DEARLY!!!!!!!
Not really, no.
RIP Billy
R.I.P. Billy … we will miss you
I cried when I saw this.
RIP billy. make billy mays, ur son, have a happy life.
meant may
Well, I guess you could say that Billy’s contracted permanant laryngitis…
Please remove this out of respect for Billy’s family.
Seriously. I thought he was kind of annoying too, but get this crap off the internet. You’re mocking the dead.
He wasn’t dead when this was made, idiot!
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*Offer does not include shipping and handling. Buyer is obliged to keep the caretrolls away from internet enabled computers and telephones for the rest of the caretrolls’ natural lives.
RIP Oxi Clean Guy.
i miss his commercials. they always cracked me up.
I miss him, too – he was awesome!
I loved his commercials.
I miss him. He was a bro.