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Tom Cruise Making Gary Busey look like the poster child for mental health

(Tom Cruise)

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  1. CarmenT says:

    Gary Busey has a serious head injury from his accident to explain the genesis of his problems. Cruise’s behavior? Not so much.

  2. LEILA says:

    Aw…that’s a tiny bit harsh, no? :D Poor Tom.

    • kaykay says:

      Not really no.. If I had a choice between Gary Busey and Tom Cruise as my last chance for surrvival which involved a last second heart transplant…

      I’d trust Busey with my life before I let a Xenu-jerking Closet homosexual Body Thetan screwing Wanker like Cruise Even figure out which medical instrument is the ‘ scalpel’.

  3. flower108055 says:

    one word for tom – EEEEWWWW!

  4. lolwannabeee says:

    He is kinda hot in this pic though!! C’mon…Tom was quite the looker in his day and before he went all freaky!

  5. Jerseygirl in GA says:

    I dunno… Busey is really loony!!! Anyone else watch him on Celebrity Rehab? LOCO!!!

  6. sally says:

    cute little psycho… :)

  7. Paula says:

    I’ll take Tom if nobody else wants him.

  8. Rontu says:

    OMG the ten millionth joke about tom cruise is just as hilarious as the first one.
    Can people just leave the guy alone already?

    • BAW says:

      When he leaves US alone instead of inflicting his crappy movies and even crappier personal life on the rest of us.

    • Nick says:

      Well, we -could- leave him alone, but it’d only be 20 minutes before he makes another plug for his poisonous, putrid, pestilential cult of avarice and indoctrination that he calls a religion, using his celebrity to draw people into an organization that will bring abject ruin to their lives, personally, professionally, and financially.

      So no, we’re not going to leave Scientology’s Jesus alone just yet.

      • Rontu says:

        Well, then have fun attacking and judging people for their personal beliefs.
        I just thought (hoped, really) that we we could be a more accepting country than this. He hasn’t hurt anyone, and believe it or not, neither has his religion.
        There are plenty of people with actual bad intentions who deserve this kind of ridicule much more than him.

        • Nick says:

          And I’m under no obligation to respect someone’s beliefs when those beliefs are obviously not worthy of any respect. Scientology is no better than creationism; it’s a failed idea with no bearing on reality, and if you believe it, you’re either ignorant or dishonest.

          And no, I don’t believe that scientology “hasn’t hurt anyone.” If you DO believe that, you obviously haven’t looked into the issue with any depth.

          • Rontu says:

            You clearly know nothing about it.
            What is cruel is that people attack it after all the good it has done. 9/11, katrina, all these disasters had hundreds of scientologists volunteering to help, and getting things done. Recognitions by city mayors, etc, praising them for their efforts, and all the world has to say about it is “omg lol alienzz!!” Selective hearing at it’s best.

            • Nick says:

              I bet I know a lot more about it than you. Here are a few primers to get you started on your road to some actual knowledge about this destructive cult.

              http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/
              http://xenu.net/

              Selective hearing indeed.

              • Rontu says:

                Yep, the internet is full of crap like that. What’s sad is the people who base their knowledge of a subject on rumors, hearsay and cartoons when they haven’t studied a word of it in their lives. Is it fair for people to judge and make claims about Christianity if they haven’t actually read the bible? These sites are about as credible as supermarket tabloids.

                • Anonymoose says:

                  Obvious scientologist is obvious.

                • BAW says:

                  ” I don’t need to be an professional theologian to know that stories about talking snakes and men living three days in the belly of a fish and a 6000 year old earth and two of every animal on the planet cramming for 40 days onto one boat are patently ridiculous”

                  And most Christians and Jews are willing to concede that those stories are to be considered as allegories or fables, not literal historical narratives. Scientologists make no such concession.

              • foomanchu says:

                How many actual Hubbard-written texts have you read? He wrote about 20 million words on the subject.

                • Nick says:

                  I don’t need to scour 20 million words of garbage to pick out the bits that stink a little worse than the rest. Why are the most terrible authors always the most prolific, anyway? No matter; I’ve read the core doctrines and the OT3 nonsense and the church-issued screed against psychiatry. It’s all patently incorrect and refuted by a little something the scientific community and I like to call “empirical reality.” As I mentioned earlier, you don’t need a ThD to know that things like a talking snake and a 6000-year-old earth are just the stories of a bunch of bronze-age dirtfarmers. Likewise, as Hubbard’s nonsense about a “reactive mind” and his harmful ideas about human health and nutrition are debunked by a reasonable understanding of medical science. Hubbard’s junk isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

            • Nick says:

              Wow, doublepost, I didn’t think the first had gone through. I like the second one better, though.

            • Nick says:

              And besides, I just said flat out that Scientology is a worthless ideology. Why don’t you address that directly, instead of just providing a list of the times that Scientology has preyed on human misery to try and pick up converts in their moments of deepest despair?

              • Rontu says:

                Because I’m not here to be mister answer-and-argue guy for you to direct all your hatred. I know that’s kinda what I’m being so far, but I reeeally don’t feel like wasting my entire workday on this.
                I encourage positive energy, tolerance, and kindness. I’m just sick of people attacking other religions. I don’t like it when people judge scientology (or those who practice it) any more than when they judge the religion of islam, buddhism or what have you, without any direct study of the subject itself. It’s just … mean.
                That’s all I’m saying.

                • d says:

                  Well, I don’t like people attacking me or my faith system either – therefore I dislike Jehovas witlesses who’ll try to brainwash me at every opportunity. I also scientology, due to them calling psychologist murderers, and being an obvious money – machine created by a B-class scifi writer for the purpose of making money from clueless people and brainwashing people at every opportunity. Come to think of it, I dislike ALL religions that try to convert me without me asking for it – which about covers the lot of them. Scientology is special though – as far as evil nutjob cult go, this one is top.

              • foomanchu says:

                Are you on drugs?

                • Nick says:

                  Are you resorting to ad hominem because you’re out of real ideas?

                  • Hell Hath No Fury says:

                    His stunned silence is pretty reassuring, isn’t it?

                  • kaykay says:

                    Real shocker.. Xenu-jerkers defend other Xenu-Jerkers in their attempt to Bring the world into a circle jerk of Xenu-jerkers.

                    I still say we ship all the Scientologists to Antartica, put a mock up of a UFO there, and then Gate off the entire glacier. They’d figure out cold fusion and how to stay alive sooner or later. They can rename it Hubbardville.

        • Z says:

          Scientology kills, denies people real help for mental health issues, and you have to pay to know the whole story of the religion.

          L. Ron Hubbard started out with bad intentions when he started Scientology. All he wanted to do was turn a buck.

          • Hell Hath No Fury says:

            I’ve heard of ‘turning a trick’, but a buck?! What kind of stuff was this guy into?! What, I ask you?!

  9. TRS says:

    I think he looks pretty good in this picture actually. And I thought he was so funny in Tropic Thunder. Truthfully there are far worse movies inflicted on us than those that Tom Cruise stars in… like pretty much anything that Paris Hilton has “acted” in.

    • wvgirl says:

      THANK YOU! He was great in Tropic Thunder, without him or Robert Downey Jr. the movie would’ve bombed. Ben Stiller was disappointing, and Jack Black was just ridiculous. Cruise is a good actor, and that seemed to get lost in the past few years. Yes, he brought it on himself, but am I the only one that’s noticed he’s cooled off? Enough already! This would’ve been funny 2 years ago.

    • ElizabethJoan says:

      Have you seen Repo: The Genetic Opera?
      She did quite well in it, actually.
      Although I was a bigger fan of Alexa Vega and Anthony Stewart Head’s performances.

  10. chimmeychango says:

    i want to not like tom…but i dont think i have ever seen him perform poorly in a movie ever…sure his religion is a bit loony, but all religions are when you start looking at the viability of their creation myths…in fact from what i have read, scientology seems to actually incorporate a form of psycho therapy in their religion, and take responsibility for changing themselves by putting effort into it, instead of praying for help from someone else.sure the alien part is retarded, but tso is every other creation myth, they are all about as likely to be true…

    • Nick says:

      Yes, all religions are loopy, but muslims won’t charge you $300000 to find out what the last page of the koran says, and a normal catholic won’t forego real treatment for a mental illness because they’re supposed to be able to cure it with the power of their own mind. Not to mention, baptists just whine and threaten nonexistent hellfire when somebody criticizes them; they don’t have a -mandate from the founder of their church- to sue critics into oblivion. Sure, religion of any stripe is loony, but scientology is the most intentionally vile and universally harmful of any, short of a suicide bomber. It is a cult writ large.

  11. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    YAY! LET’S TURN A PERFECTLY NORMAL THREAD INTO A BIG RELIGIOUS HOOPLAH! *legal waiver-the opinions of Tom Cruise, his psychotic religion, the commentators on this thread and their pets are in no way approved by, related to, or the responsibility of Hell Hath No Fury*

  12. wvgirl says:

    This is ridiculous. Sick of the Tom Cruise jokes. Scientology may be crazy to some of us, but how many Scientologists piloted the planes on 9/11? And there ARE Christians/Catholics who believe in the power of prayer to heal, and not medicine. So Scientology isn’t the only stupid religion. That’s why I don’t believe in any of it.

    • Hell Hath No Fury says:

      ohhh touche

    • MLD says:

      If you’re going to attack muslims for piloting planes on 9/11 why not throw in the Christians who firebombed abortion clinics and murdered the doctors, which is what I remember growing up with. Dont selectively target one religion or you’re no better than the person you criticise.

      • wvgirl says:

        Uh, if you read my whole post I also was pointing out somethng stupid from Christianity as well, my point was they’re all ridiculous. That’s why at the end, I said, “I don’t believe in any of it”. ANY of it. That means all religions. And I never claimed to be better than anyone or anything.

    • d says:

      On the standartized Loony Scale Scientology has 9 out of 10, while christianity and most mainstream religions have only about 7-8. However on the Evil Scale, Scientology has 10 out of 10. Therefore, fighting evil with humor is a good way to do it.

  13. foomanchu says:

    I like Scientology. The stuff actually works. Ever actually read any Scientology texts?

    • MLD says:

      Nah, i try to keep my brain clear of all cult-ish materials. Actually, I prefer to avoid ALL organised religions, cult or not

  14. Jonny H says:

    The 6th Tom Cruise joke was still funny ROFLRAZZI. The 23rd, not so much.

  15. BAW says:

    On Another Site, I see women (and a few men) going on and on about how ‘hot’ he is.

    I couldn’t see it. Not even before he went loopy over the Hubbard thing. Even back in “Top Gun” I thought he looked a bit creepy, like an animated waxwork.

  16. Anonymoose says:

    Look. I’m usually the first to the table when it comes to calling Cruise a psycho, but NOBODY is crazier than Gary Busey.

  17. beepbop says:

    ain’t that for true.

    hehe :P

  18. ethnic says:

    Tom really looks Italian or southern European but I found out that he’s really mainly of German descent.

  19. Traci says:

    another not bad pic of the nutjob…wow, who would have thought???


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