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making other chicks jealous since before you were born
(Sophia Loren, Jayne Mansfield)
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I’m going to really resist the urge to shout “FIRST!” and just dream of going motorboating…
Attaboy.
The power of FIRST compels you! *throws holy water*
xD
Sophia Loren…jealous?! Ha! AS IF!!
Agreed,
While her dress may be a bit more conservative, make no mistake, Sophia Loren was racktastic.
Regardless, there is something to that look.. ^^
*Tries to finally controll the laughing*
Yes the look can be translated as “For god’s sake, woman. You look like a 2-bit whore. Put them away!”
That’s not how I read it!
Agreed, it’s a serious distainful look. Like the “i’m glad i have more class than that” look.
Sophia has aged so gracefully. She is still beautiful.
So true. If she had lived, I’m not sure Jayne would look as beautiful as Sophia nowadays.
That’s what I came in here to say. Props! No way Sophia Loren was jealous.
Lesbians FTW !
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. It’s more like she’s just checking Jayne out and musing, “Yeah, I’d hit that.”
She probably wanted to hit it all right. With a hot skillet. Full double-arm swing.
Oh hell yes.
shes either jealous and wants to make her hurt, or is glad shes not as slutty as that.
Ahh, back when women in Hollywood had real curves.
“making other chicks jealous since before you were born”
Can you spot the grammar mistake ?
I’m fairly sure Sophia Loren has no need to be jealous of ANY woman’s looks, EVER. (Especially a bimbo like Jayne Mansfield).
Citing Wikipedia:
“Frequent references have been made to Mansfield’s very high IQ, which she advertised as 163. She spoke five languages, and was a classically trained pianist and violinist. Mansfield admitted her public didn’t care about her brains. “They’re more interested in 40-21-35,” she said.”
Thanks for demonstrating how right she was. Now who’s the bimbo?
Speaking more than one language and being trained in some instruments doesn’t stop someone from being a bimbo.
Word. Jessica Simpson has an IQ of 145. Doesn’t make her any less an idiot.
Actually by definition of idiot, that’s exactly what it makes her less of.
Depends on which definition you use.
The IQ definition is only really used within psychology.
Otherwise the more common definition is:
“1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.”
Having an IQ of 145 doesn’t make Jessica Simpson any less foolish or senseless.
being smart doesn’t prevent you from bein a ho.
Having sanity doesn’t prevent me from dubbing you “sir Douche”
looks like the right one is falling out a bit more than she intended…. was this the first ever nip slip? has anyone else noticed that? look close.
Hehehe, maybe that’s what Sophia was looking at- No one can resist checking out a Nip Slip, can they…
Yeah, it’s hard not to stare, even for a straight woman…
Actually, it may be falling out LESS than intended – Mansfield was famous for spilling out completely on several occasions, which were generally considered calculated publicity stunts.
And this photograph was taken on a dinner party in Loren’s honor – basically Mansfield was using her boobs to trump the guest of honor.
r u like a stalker or somethin?! cuz u know u do just HAPPEN to know a lot about that lady and her iq and her fun bags! creep
Jayne Mansfield was one of those world-famous hotties. EVERYBODY wanted in her pants. No exceptions. Except maybe Sophia Loren.
Another possible explanation for Sophia’s sceptical look.
Yeah I noticed that. I was thinking, “It looks more like she’s thinking, ‘Put the damn thing away!’ rather than being jealous.”
this is one of the most famous pictures ever. yes, it’s a nip slip, and it was fully intended by Jayne Mansfield. Sophia Loren knew what was up, and so did JM.
mmmmm i love having big boobs
Yes, that is exactly why she’s staring. This picture is on wikipedia, it talks about it.
Um, this comment was meant to be a reply to another thread.
What I meant was, she is spotting Mansfield’s nipple falling out of her dress. That is why she’s staring.
In April 1957, her bosom was the feature of a notorious publicity stunt intended to deflect attention from Sophia Loren during a dinner party in the Italian star’s honor. Photographs of the encounter were published around the world. The most famous image showed Loren raising a contemptuous eyebrow at the American actress who, sitting between Loren and her dinner companion, Clifton Webb, had leaned over the table, allowing her breasts to spill over her low neckline and exposing one nipple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield
Photo of the lean over the table:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20071121/jayne%20mansfield%20sophia%20loren%20nipple%20slip%20romanoffs%20/jayne_mansfield_nipple_slip_5.html
Basically, your saying = here have some pervy pics
Doesn’t look like jealousy to me – more like “WTF Can’t this lady put on some clothes?”
Whoa, talk about leaving nothing to the imagination!
thats not the point *smashes head into table*
One is alive. One was decapitated.
Half true…
One is alive. One was not decapitated as the urban legend says. I read the above Wiki article on Manfield. This was after I looked at the topless pics on the link above.
Um, nope – not jealous. I love my b-cups – they’re just right and I like that I can go braless. They don’t need Howard Hughes-style engineering or constant support, they don’t give me back aches, and they won’t get all saggy.
Having said that, even as a straight gal, I cannot help but stare at big boobies. I just don’t want a pair of my own!
Yo, just wanted to chime in and say “Woop! Male small boob fan here.” And then disappear back into the woodwork. = )
Its not Sophia Loren, Its Gina Lollobrigida.
Oooooh really? I was thinking Sophia had a bit more to be proud of then that.. lolol
But next to Jayne Mansfield, we might all feel just a touch of inadequacy…
Wrong.
Nnnnnnnnnno. Gina was a babe, Sophia is a goddess.
Weren’t you exorcised earlier in the comments? I guess it didn’t take.
Would I look like that if I ate spaghetti all the time?? And by that, I mean Sophia Loren.
You refer to oral sex as spaghetti? Italian night must be a hit at your house!
EW! No…dude, get your mind out of the gutter. What’s wrong with you?
I remember when I was nine and got MY first login account.
Awesome comment.
Her snatch could inhale a chair?
Guffaw, uh, not exactly. Although one never knows, does one?
Original Epic Boob Girl? (google it)
She’s thinking ” I wonder how much she paid for those…?”
classic!
She has the same eyes as a girl I dislike strongly. A bisexual (depending on the situation) pretend-a-whore.
I see the waiter in the background is ‘polishing the silverware’.
Hiding a stiffy. You’re doing it right.
Does anyone else think that from this particular shot, Mariska looks a lot more like Sophia than Jayne?
She’s checking her out; that’s not jealousy that’s arousal.
Only in your dreams Shortee
Jayne’s publicity stunt did not go over well with the guest of honor there.
you can see her tit…
Say what you will about either of them…i have one word for you……….SEXY!
women back then had curves in All the right places, not like the little twigs of today.
When you look at Mariska Hargitay on Law and Order, you can’t see much Jayne in her. But check this pic out! Make Jayne’s colouring a bit darker (brunette, olive skin, non-coral shade of lipstick) and you can SERIOUSLY see how she could be Mariska’s mum!
uhm… is it just me or is her nipple sticking out…
Fantastic boobs, fantastic JAYNE !!!
Jayne Mansfield is beautifull. I love these boobs…
Yeah, and the nipples are about to make a daring escape! Would’ve loved a front-row seat for that!
And if you haven’t noticed, Jane’s daughter, Mariska, has definitely inherited her mom’s rack – even though she tries to play them down.